Bad Boy Farming

He Ping said, "He has taken a fancy to preserved eggs, fermented bean curd, stinky tofu and dried fragrant."

Er Niu turned his face and said, "Are you sure it's not the magistrate who wants to eat?"

"No!" He Ping laughed, "Master Zhifu likes sweet fermented bean curd, so I sent him a lot."

Er Niu was just joking with him.It is said that today's sage is a wise emperor, with skillful imperial officials and clear administration. No one dares to make a fool of the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet. Maybe it will become an arena for prefects from all over the world.

Opening the warehouse door, Er Niu pointed to the pots piled up in the room, "All the ones that can be shipped are here, when will you send someone to pull them?"

He Ping looked at Erniu and touched his nose, "Well, actually, I want you to make a batch for me."

"It's not necessary." Er Niu said, "The people in the palace have never eaten these things. The magistrate sent them here as a novelty. Even if they are delicious, they will not be able to taste the difference."

"That's the way it is said." However, the emperor and the empress dowager are all aloof and unattainable figures. He Ping's awe of them cannot be expressed in words, and this kind of feeling can only be imagined.

It is a great honor for He Ping to choose the preserved eggs and fermented bean curd sold by He Ping. If there are better things, he will offer the best. Come in the snow.

Seeing him like this, Er Niu shook his head helplessly, "Okay, I'll make it myself, two cans of each, but the dried incense can't be kept for a long time."

"I'll pay for your dried fragrant and stinky tofu recipes, okay?" He Ping asked.

Er Niu thought for a while, "Yes, yes, but I'm also planning to make large batches."

He Pingdao, "Let my servant learn from you. The dried incense used in the restaurant is still bought from you. There is so much demand every day, and no one in the restaurant can spare their hands to make it."

Er Niu didn't care about this small amount of money, but he was driven so poor and crazy by Xiao Niu during this period, so he accepted the money handed over by He Ping without any hesitation.

The two of them talked about going back to count up the tribute, and when they went out, they saw the village chief coming from a distance with a stick behind him.

He Ping had been here a few times, and knew a little bit about the people in the village. He raised eyebrows with Er Niu and asked, "How did you combine these people together and make so many preserved eggs and fermented bean curd?"

"I heard that one monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat, and three monks have no water to eat?"

He Pingzhen had never heard of it before, "What do you mean?"

"Don't worry about scarcity but inequality. Work together and distribute equally. If you do well, you should be fined. If you don't do well, you will be fined. It's that simple." After finishing speaking, Er Niu walked towards the village chief and said, "Let everyone come here. Gather here, I have something important to say."

The villagers have been very obedient during this period, and even Zhang Lan's and his ilk have stopped making noise. Similarly, the effect is remarkable. The row of houses in Xiangyin are full of preserved eggs and fermented bean curd.While they were delighted to have a large sum of money in their pockets soon, they worried about what Bo Dong's family would do if they didn't want so many things.

The first time he heard that the silver ingot was coming, the village chief couldn't sit still.

Hearing the village head calling for a meeting, Mao Dong who was hiding in the house was not happy, "Crazy, there is a meeting in this weather, you go, just come back and tell me."

"It's Er Niu who called for the meeting this time." The visitor said, "Are you sure you don't want to go?"

"Er Niu?" That's the God of Wealth, "Wait for me." Then he took the child out of the bed, "Go, learn from your Er Niu master, and you will be as smart as him in the future."

The other party was speechless, "Why are you tossing the child?"

But this is not the only one.

There are more children than adults in Er Niu Jian's workshop, so he naturally would not have thought that he has become a children's idol now.If someone's child is disobedient, when Erniu is mentioned, that child must be honest.

Because the parents said, if Erniu knew that they were disobedient and disliked their family, then they would have no pork and white rice to eat in the future.

Er Niu skipped the part about making preserved eggs with his own hands, and briefly explained He Ping's reason for coming. Before he finished speaking, the room was in chaos.

Some people asked, "When will Mr. He's family leave?" Some people said, "I'll deliver the egg for Mr. He's family." Others said, "I'll deliver the fermented bean curd for me." All in all, it was necessary to show your face in front of the magistrate.

There was a lot of chatter and noise, and all the mess caught up with the vegetable market.Er Niu doesn't like them like this, "Calm down! Be quiet! If you have anything to say to me, come one by one!"

He Ping covered his mouth and snickered when he saw this, Er Niu's face drooped, "Boss He told me about this, I told you that I didn't want to hide anything from everyone, I hope You keep your mouth shut, don't shout, everyone in the county knows, if the prefect hears it, and don't choose our preserved egg bean curd, then..."

"Then I'll ask Er Niu to do things for me, and I'll give him 100 taels a month!" He Ping interrupted Er Niu.

As soon as this remark came out, no matter whether they were leaving their natal homes on the second day of the new year or picking up their own girls to celebrate the New Year, they immediately suppressed the idea of ​​letting their relatives come to work in Zhangjia Village.

Er Niu didn't know what was going on, and seeing the village head hesitated to speak, he sighed weakly in his heart.If possible, he didn't want to threaten the folks with "running away" from time to time.But everyone has no sense of collective honor at all, and they don't know that unity is strength!

"He Dong's family is joking, everyone, don't worry, Zhangjia Village is my root, where can I go." Er Niu said.

"You can go to Qingzhou." I don't know who answered, the person who was about to speak suddenly shut up.

He Ping didn't understand very much, "Why are you going to Qingzhou?"

"Er Niu is about to marry Master Qi, doesn't Master He know?"

"..." He Ping pinched himself hard before recovering his voice, "Er Niu, you, you and Qi Sheng, you..." To tell the truth, his face was tangled like constipation.

Er Niu said, "Don't talk nonsense, we have nothing to do with you."

"Eh... yo..." The villagers had already heard from Xiao Niu and Qi Sheng that Er Niu was thin-skinned, and it was obvious that he was eager to defend himself, so they deliberately teased him, "The cloak on you is the head of Qi, why doesn't he give it to you?" I wear it."

Qi Sheng saw that Er Niu never came back when he went out, so he put on his coat and came out to look for him.As soon as the villagers saw Qi Sheng, they asked with a smile, "Er Niu, what else do you want to say?"

Er Niu finally understood what it means to get darker and darker, staring at Qi Sheng and said, "What are you doing here, go back."

Qi Sheng saw a room full of people, and wanted to come to Erniu to explain something, and just now someone asked Erniu what else to say, "Okay, you are busy."

"Tsk tsk, He Dong's family, did you see that this is how Master Qi listens to our Er Niu? You must come to have a wedding wine when Er Niu gets married."

"Yes, yes, with the gift. You have to pay a lot of gift money, and Er Niu has to raise three children."

He Ping clutched his chest, his heart rate fluctuated by the sudden news. Seeing the villagers leave one by one, He Ping still couldn't make himself accept that Er Niu and Qi Sheng were going to get married!To get married!

Seeing him like this, Er Niu wanted to say, don't think about it.But when he thinks of the person who "shared the same bed" with him last night, he can't wait to get a face full of snow.

But He Ping saw that his face was not right, so he simply didn't ask any questions, and it happened that he couldn't figure it out either.

When the two returned home in silence, Er Niu said, "If you want preserved eggs to look better in color and taste better, you need to buy some black tea."

"Should I take someone to visit Qimen?" There was no black tea in the teahouses in Maoling County, He Ping looked at the silvery white outside, and couldn't help feeling worried.

Er Niu shook his head, "No, I don't want black tea to drink, any place will do. Of course, if you want to give me two catties of Keemun black tea, I will naturally not refuse!"

"Dreaming, you!" Having said that, He Ping has already added black tea to the He family's agents, and will give away some black tea when he buys good black tea in the future.

When they settled the matter, it was still snowing outside.And the road from Zhangjiacun to the county hadn't rested yet, so Er Niu said, "Why don't you stay at my house for one night?"

Er Niu's bed used to be two stools and a brown rope bed board. Since Er Niu changed the core, the first thing he did to make money was to make two bed heads.

He Ping took a closer look at the two beds placed against the wall, they were very different from the Babu bed in his home, and seeing three white and fat little heads on the bed, he smiled unconsciously, "Where do I sleep? "

"There is another bed in the next room, Qi Sheng slept on it, so I can change the bedding, okay?" Er Niu is not very good at taking care of others, Qi Sheng slept on the floor bunk for a while after he recovered from his injury.If it wasn't for the heavy snow outside, and he was counting on He Ping to help him spread Zhangjiacun's reputation, he wouldn't worry about whether He Ping would be buried in the heavy snow halfway.

"Then what about my two boys?" He Ping asked.

Er Niu forgot, looked at the two people who had been standing by the door without speaking, and said, "Someone lives in the workshop, why don't you go and squeeze with him?"

It was such a trouble to keep guests for the first time, Er Niu thought to himself, he would build a new house as soon as the snow stopped, the house was too crowded.

He Ping walked up to several children, "I'll sleep here tonight."

Qi Sheng's brows twitched unconsciously, and then became flat again.

"No! The two of them slept dishonestly." Er Niu blurted out.

two children?He Ping couldn't help asking, "Where's Mengmeng?"

Er Niu didn't think much about it, "Mengmeng sleeps with me."

He Ping was very disappointed when he heard this, he thought he could see or hear some special sound at night.

"That's it." He Ping said, "Then I'd better sleep next door."

Er Niu turned around and went to get him the new bedding made this year.

Qi Sheng looked at Er Niu and then at He Ping. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the three children listening to the adults with their ears open, and had a decision in his mind.

The matter of He Ping staying overnight was like an episode, except for Qi Sheng who still remembered it, everyone else forgot.

Er Niu was busy making tributes, and the three younger ones counted with their fingers when they would go to the county.

Seeing the winter snow melting, the willow branches sprouting, the smile on Mengmeng's face is getting smaller and smaller, and the sword beans don't go out to play, Maverick is very generous, "Second brother, today is February [-], let's kill a Chicken."

Er Niu was calculating the accounts in the workshop, "Call Qi Sheng, I'm not idle."

"I'll do it." The sudden female voice startled Maverick.

Maverick screamed, "Qi, Qi Dong? Why are you back again!"

Qi Sheng put down the brush in his hand and stood up, "The butler is healed?"

"Yeah." Qi Dong nodded and went to the chicken coop to catch the chicken.But the chicken didn't catch it, and the door of Er Niu's house opened with a bang!

Er Niu looked up and called tentatively, "Brother?"

"Zhang Daniu?" Qi Sheng couldn't believe it when he saw the person coming.