Time and Space Auditor

Xie Lu went to pick up Karat Hill at the gate of the prison with soft feet. Once the great god entered the gate, his life would be difficult in the future.

From afar, he saw the other party's shining blond hair. Under the shining winter sun, a group of guards had no intention of standing guard. The instigator didn't realize it at all. He put one hand on his hip and covered his mouth with one hand, yawned lazily, and finished the fight. Feeling that it wasn't enough, he stretched again, revealing his perfect waistline, and the guards all turned their eyes to him.

Xie Lu hurried forward, being a national teacher is already the limit, and if you make love again, it will really be over: "See the national teacher, I am ordered to take you back to the mansion."

"Oh, you're here!" Karat Hill smiled, and immediately gave Xie Lu a bear hug, and a stench came over his face.

"This, this, what is this? It smells so bad." Xie Lu felt his stomach churn instantly, and immediately vomited in the corner of the wall. Before throwing up, he carefully lifted his gray beard to prevent it from being contaminated with vomit.

"The smell of the bottom of the dungeon, I think you were so excited when you heard that place, so I brought it out for you to smell it." After speaking, Karate Hill stretched out his hand again, and Xie Lu vomited even more .

Karat Hill was relieved to see Xie Lu like that, and smelled the smell on the clothes after he was done. It was indeed quite unpleasant. If he hadn't received professional training, he would definitely not be able to stand it.

The monarch had already prepared a carriage for the two of them, and Karat Hill was very "kind" to pull Xie Lu, who had already vomited weakly, into the carriage.

Xie Lu hurriedly dragged his body back for three feet, and refused: "My lord, the villain Guan Wei, I dare not squeeze a carriage with you. You sit inside, and I will sit outside!"

"Hey! How is this possible? You and I are officials in the same dynasty, there is no distinction between high and low!" Karat Hill laughed, and a group of guards next to him looked at him adoringly, and even looked at Xie Lu. Shameless contempt.

Xie Lu secretly twitched his middle finger and climbed into the carriage, then lay down on the window, breathing in the beautiful air on the street.

Xie Lu's home is in the northwest of Los Angeles, a relatively quiet corner in the civilian area. The environment is good, but it is hidden deep in the well and alley.

Xie Lu jumped out of the carriage as if fleeing, and walked into the alley without waiting for the blond youth.

Karat Hill followed and jumped out of the carriage, and the guards hurriedly followed, he waved his hand to stop to signal that there was no need to follow.

Of course the guards refused, the monarch ordered them to escort the national teacher to the gate.

Escorting this kind of thing is out of safety considerations, which is a good thing in itself, but it needs to change according to the situation.Xie Lu lived in a civilian area, and this kind of place was full of people, and the whole street would know about the slightest disturbance.Let alone escorts with much fanfare, even if there is only one person to take you home, it is eye-catching.Since it is necessary to ensure safety, it is naturally better not to give it away.

Karat Hill only thought in his heart, and was not going to explain this reasoning. He glanced at Xie Lu who was walking away, and smiled maliciously at the guard: "Go back and tell the monarch, it's my intention not to let you follow. He figured it out on his own."

The guards are stupid, I have never seen someone talking to the monarch like this, do you really want to report it truthfully?

"Shut up!" Xie Lu turned back, gave Karat Hill a hard look, and then said to the guard respectfully, "Please go back and tell the king, the guard, the security here is quite good, so don't worry about the national teacher."

This reply is a bit decent, but should Master Xie Lu also truthfully report his attitude towards the National Teacher?The guards were dumbfounded again.

Karat Hill spread his hands, see, this is the reaction anyway.Xie Lu was so angry that he had no choice but to show a smile and said respectfully to him: "The Xiaguan's house is right in front, please come with the Imperial Teacher."

This makes sense, Karat Hill followed Xie Lu contentedly, walked leisurely, and glanced at Xie Lu from time to time.

Xie Lu had lingering fears about the stench on the blond-haired young man, and was afraid that the other party would suddenly approach him again, especially if the other party still glanced at him from time to time, so he walked three steps and turned his head, always paying attention to the other party.

However, until the door, the other party did not approach him again, Xie Lu was very surprised, Karat Hill couldn't help but laugh.Xie Lu's expression froze, and he suddenly woke up. This is a psychological warfare. He was beaten to death by the opponent, and he was completely defeated!

Xie Lu's house!How to describe it?It sounds like a single courtyard, but it’s just a low house surrounded by a fence, and two dilapidated huts are built beside the fence.It was winter at this time, and when the cold wind blew, the straw on the hut fell with the wind, making it very bleak.

Karat Hill glanced at Xie Lu: "The mansion?"

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have! I'm just a seventh-rank official, I don't have much salary, and I don't have any money. It's a good place to afford it. Let's go in." Xie Lu pushed the door open, and the old wooden door creaked. with.

After a few steps of cobblestone path, you enter the house.The scene in the house perfectly interprets the living conditions of a single academic nerd, dirty, messy, and poor!Every step there is garbage, every step there is debris, as for the smell in the air, it is comparable to the [-]th floor of the sky prison.

"I said, you are used to this smell, why can't you smell the smell of the dungeon?" Karate Hill was surprised, and stretched his sleeve over again.

Xie Lu held his nose and retorted: "I am sour, but you are rancid. Can you compare?"

"..."

"Okay, let's not talk about this, go take a shower first, and I'll find you clothes." Xie Lu pointed to the well beside the fence.

"Cold shower in winter?" Karate Hill squinted.

"It's good to take a cold bath, exercise your muscles and bones! You are a soldier, you dare not take this!" Xie Lu despised.

"Okay, I'll wash it! You can come too!" Karat Hill felt that this kind of thing should be enjoyed together, picked up Xie Lu and walked towards the well.

"I won't wash!!" Xie Lu took advantage of the moment when the other party picked up the water, and immediately fled.

Karat Hill pulled his white hair: "Then what about the smell on your body?"

"I change clothes!!"

"Just changing clothes can't get rid of the smell! Come, come, let me help you!" Karat Hill picked up the bucket and poured it over.

Xie Lu screamed from the cold and ran into the house quickly.

Karat Hill tried the water temperature, and it wasn't that exaggerated, so he took off his clothes and left only his underpants, and started rinsing in the yard.

At the same time, at the corner of the roof opposite, the guard in charge of secretly protecting the national teacher's nose became hot, and a warm liquid flowed down.No, I have to report to His Majesty immediately, the national teacher's family is so poor that they don't even have a place to take a bath.

After taking a bath, the original clothes were too ragged and smelly to wear. Karat Hill asked Xie Lu for clothes, and when he opened the door, he heard a burst of thoughts inside.

"Let's just take this regular dress, no, it's Chinese style, and it looks inconsistent with his blond hair; then let's take this short dress, no, this style doesn't make sense at all, how can anyone close the top Such a short outfit; this one is fine, with blond hair, it can barely be seen! No!!! This one is the worst, why are there clothes that are similar to T-shirts on this continent!" Xie Lu had a crazy expression.

Karat Hill couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked up one and put it on.

"Hey! Don't wear it!" Xie Lu looked at the straight gown on Karat Hill in despair. How did this style come from the Song Dynasty in ancient China?And that blonde hair, can you change it? ! !

"Don't look, I know my image is perfect!" The blond young man brushed his hair, and the sun shone into the room, casting a soft light on him.

Xie Lu couldn't help but cover his eyes, as expected, good looks are good, and even disobedience can become perfect.

Carat Hill was upset, and he lowered his head and approached Xie Lu, pulled his hand away, and asked, "I just noticed on the street, there are people of all skin colors and hair colors, and you didn't say a word when they were dressed like that. , why can’t you come to me, do you have, opinions, opinions on me?”

"How is it possible! Absolutely not!" Xie Lu denied it.

"Really?" Karat Hill narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"Really! Gold Master! Please look at my sincere eyes!" Xie Lu put on a little old man's face and tried to put on a sincere look and looked at the other party.

Karat Hill only felt a chill, and pulled the other party's beard: "Give me your disguise, immediately!"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Donate, this is my image in this time and space. I can't remove it casually. It will be troublesome if someone finds out."

"Then make it better! Make it a little old man, what taste!" Karat Hill couldn't bear to look directly.

"Hello, old man! You said that I entered the 'Qin Tian' as a seventh-rank official at a young age. I didn't flatter my superiors and didn't seek promotion. I stayed in chaos for three years. Everyone would doubt my purpose. It would be different if I were an old man. When I'm old, I can eat and drink for the elderly." Xie Lu explained proudly.

Karat Hill despised: "Just a sesame official, no background and no future, who cares what you look like!"

"Huh? It seems to be like this!" Xie Lu suddenly realized that he would have known not to engage in this image. This image is simply a killer in a hot day!

"Don't change the subject, explain to me: why do you have any prejudice against me?"

It was obviously you who broke the topic!Xie Lu was about to cry, trying to explain: "I don't have a prejudice against you, I have a prejudice against everyone."

"Isn't this still a prejudice against me?"

"Gold Master... woo woo woo!" Xie Lu burst into tears.

"Speak well!"

"Golden Master! You live in the era after human beings left the earth and set foot in the Milky Way. In that era, various races of Earth and races of other galaxies have been mixed together. In your cognition, different races live in the same area , have a common language and living habits, and even racial integration is normal. But in ancient times, it was not the case. Different races originated from different regions, and most of them lived in a relatively independent Among the regions, only a few areas have the mixed living situation between races. On this continent, white people and yellow people live mixedly in a large area. Compared with the same civilization period, this kind of situation is rare, and it is only a small area. Yes. But here they not only coexist, but also belong to the same civilization, the ancient Chinese civilization! Just think about how terrible it would be for a blond-haired, blue-eyed Europa to talk to you all day without speaking English or German!"

When Xie Lu said these words, he was in a state of excitement, excitement and excitement. It would be polite to describe it as dancing, and the correct answer would be madness. Coupled with his little old man's attire, it is simply indescribable.

Carat Hill rested his head in one hand and pulled out his ears with the other, silently making a concluding statement: "Your entanglement is much scarier than theirs."

"It's not entanglement, it's the rigor of a scholar!" Xie Lu pointed to Karat Hill's nose and corrected him righteously.

"..." Karat Hill decided to ignore Xie Lu, and sat up to find something to eat. Since he came to this continent, he hadn't eaten anything, and he was a little hungry.But after sweeping around the room, he didn't see anything edible, not even the simplest nutritional supplements, so he could only ask, "Where is the food?"

"Eat? Oh no, it's even more scary when it comes to food! It's normal to have wheat and barley here, but it's strange to have rice. It is native to tropical Asia. How did this thing come here! The most terrifying thing is that there are Bamboo!!! Bamboo! It was only introduced to South America in the [-]th century, why is there such a thing in this era..."

"Shut up!" Karat Hill stepped on Xie Lu, speaking condescendingly with his nostrils.

"Gold Master..." Xie Lu secretly swallowed the next words, for the sake of his job, he endured it!

"Where is the kitchen? Lead the way!"

"This way, please!" To go to the kitchen, you have to go across the whole room, Xie Lu lifted up his skirt and stood on tiptoe, walking carefully, for fear of messing up things on the floor.

Karat Hill was not so careful, he brushed his feet boldly, and immediately swept out a path.

"Ah!" Xie Lu wailed, "Don't mess with my things!"

"Is there any mess? It's already this mess!"

"Who said that! It's a mess! Every time I look for something, I can find it right away!"

Ignore and keep kicking!

"Gold Master 5555555"