Seafood Major General is not vegetarian [Rebirth]

The suspended vehicle in the sky floated quickly along the track in the sky. Isaac finished his day's work and was ready to go home to enjoy a peaceful nightlife.

This is the celestial planet, which is located in the center of the star field under the jurisdiction of human beings. The main city of Edwin is also the central city of the celestial planet, away from the threat of Zerg, it can be said to be the safest place in the universe.

On the side of the [-]-meter-tall building, a huge light screen played the star reality show that suddenly became popular this year. Isaac reached out and clicked quickly on the control panel of the hover vehicle, "The frontier soldiers are fighting bloody battles with those evil bugs. These people I really don’t know how to be prepared for danger in times of peace...Wait, the damn glass window, don’t become so dark, I want it to be transparent!”

"Damn." Isaac reached out and tapped the control panel quickly, hoping that the windows would return to the transparent state.

At this time, the picture played on the light screen on the side of the building has changed to a scene full of battles, with Zerg or human corpses everywhere. A beautiful female anchor is saying sullenly: "This battle ended with the retreat of the Zerg. Admiral Xu single-handedly pushed back the ninth-level leader of the Zerg race. It is reported that the parliament will award Admiral You Xu the highest medal of honor in the Federation. Okay, let's look at the next news. It is reported that the coma lasted ten years. The year-old Major General He Lin has awakened and is about to marry Admiral You Xu..."

"Oh, damn it, it's fake news again. How could Major General He wake up? I want to report! Report!" The car window finally became transparent, and Isaac said, shaking his fist.

After a while, the transparent car window slowly turned black again. Isaac clasped his head in his hands and shouted, "Oh, no, I didn't turn the broken car into black. I want to change the car! Change the car!"

The hover car was driving along the track in the air that had been set long ago. Isaac finally compromised with the windy hover car, adjusted the seat to lie on his back, and decided to take a nap before arriving home.

**

At this time, in another floating car in the air, the same seat was lying on his back, and on it lay a pale boy with long black eyelashes and pale lips. , it is difficult to see that the boy is a living person.

On the seat beside him, a bald man with half of his face covered in tattoos glanced at the boy, and spat, "Boss asked us to deal with it, what do you think we should do?"

Sitting in the back seat, the thin man with prominent cheekbones and slender eyes raised his head and said, "Just stab it anywhere and bury it. You know me and I know it."

Neither of them noticed that the slender little finger of the dead boy moved slightly.

His heart was almost broken at this time, he just secretly ate the food made by his elder brother, who knew that the food made by his elder brother was so delicious but tasted like a killer in the world.But even if he ate the dark food made by the eldest brother for the first time, it wouldn't kill him, He Lin shook his little finger.

The eyes were slightly opened, and the metal car roof was reflected in the retina, and the bright and blind lines outlined a car owner with a special aesthetic in He Lin's mind.

The bald man with tattoos on half of his face suddenly looked over, He Lin immediately closed his eyes, and heard him say, "I have an idea, there is still some top-notch tn-t in the car, enough to blow up this hover car to pieces The suspension car exploded when it collided with other vehicles, disguised as a car accident. It is best to be a civilian car. When the time comes, the two of us jump out in advance by parachute, and the suspension car explodes. Traffic accidents are dealt with, his DNA will not be among civilians, most of them will be treated as missing persons."

"Alright," the skinny man said after a moment of silence, "it's better than being buried."

He Lin: ...

It was, well, nice to say the plan straight to his face!Resisting the urge to open his eyes and shout, He Lin opened one eye slightly, watching the bald man reach behind the seat and take out a white package with a parachute pattern drawn on the outside.

It will be too late when the bald man puts on the parachute. He Lin opened his eyes, put his hands on the seat, sat up with his upper body and threw himself at the bald man.

"He! He! He..." The bald man forgot to move for a moment, and froze in place as if frozen.

"He saw us! Grab him by the neck and knock him unconscious!" The skinny man hurriedly put on the parachute on the back seat and opened the floating car door.

He Lin backed away immediately when he heard the thin man's words. Although his body was weak, he successfully used the inertia of his body to move to the car door, grabbed the thin man and pulled him back with all his strength. At the same time, He Lin himself was reversed. Force out of the car.

"He will die if he falls, let's go!" The skinny man closed the car door.

The bald man turned his face stiffly, raised his finger and pointed to the tn-t on the operation panel, "In order to make the collision effect realistic, especially like a car accident, I set it to explode after five seconds, and it will collide with the suspension car in front Alright, there's still 0.5 seconds left..."

boom!Two hovering vehicles collided, and one of them exploded at the same time, making a loud cracking sound, and flames and thick smoke came out together. In the other hovering vehicle, a safety bag was ejected, and the people inside fell sharply.

And He Lin, who fell outside, observed his height in the air for the first time, and could vaguely see the tall trees on the ground. Mi Gaokong.Wait, falling from more than a dozen floors will kill you, let alone this high...

"what!!!!!"

After finally escaping from a man-made car accident, he should not fall to his death directly, who the hell said that if he survives a catastrophe, there will be future blessings, and if he survives a catastrophe, there will still be catastrophe!

Surrounded by tall buildings with a height of 20 meters, the huge light screen broadcasts rigid news, the sky is dark gray, and He Lin fell to the ground, not noticing that this is not the place he has been familiar with for [-] years Earth.

The strong wind was almost pervasive, and He Lin felt that his eyelids were about to be blown into rolls, and his vision was blurred. He could only pray in his heart, maybe there was a big lake below!

[Unfortunately, there is a hard asphalt road below. If you fall like this, you will be smashed into meatloaf and become a dead person. 】

"Who is talking nonsense, come out and I promise to pull him down and fall under me!" The two straight sword eyebrows frowned, like two naughty caterpillars, waving their limbs wildly like a neurotic pendulum. Lin cursed loudly.

The blood flowing out of the heart seemed to be unable to flow along the blood vessels, and had to flow all the way back. He Lin felt that his entire body was crushed by tremendous pressure, and the blood vessels seemed to burst, supporting them precariously.Having never experienced life so closely, He Lin pursed his lips and gave up the last struggle.

[Tsk tsk, give up now? 】

He Lin: ...

The speed of the landing is so fast that you can't open your mouth at all, and you can't speak, which makes it hard for you to speak.

[Ahem, time is running out, let me briefly introduce myself.I am the most perfect, most practical, most convenient, most high-end... system in the universe.I am made of the most mysterious substance in the universe now, and you are the luckiest thing to have me.

……… Omit 2w5k words.

Okay, now are you willing to bind me? 】

Due to the long time, He Lin had already fallen to the ground.According to the free fall motion and the inertial effect brought by the speed, the reaction force He Lin received when he fell on the ground was huge, comparable to the gravity of a heavy truck.To sum it up in one sentence, He Lin had fallen to his death, and he couldn't die any more.

He Lin, died, the reason: the best system in the universe procrastinated and failed to treat in time.

【Cough...Since you don't speak, it means you have acquiesced, huh?Lost vital signs?

Uh, the body is broken, it's so miserable.

Fortunately, this system is invincible and cute in the universe...

……… Omit the 2w word boasting content. 】

**

Open your eyes, move your hands and feet, your limbs are still there, your head is still there, your eyeballs have not come out, your fingers and toes are still on your body, and their positions have not changed.Sitting up slowly, what greeted his eyes was his intact body. He Lin widened his eyes and stood up slowly.

"I'm not dead?" Twist his thigh, "Hiss, it hurts."

This is a small forest, He Lin guessed that when he fell, he just fell on the tree, and after being buffered by the branches and leaves, he fell to the ground intact.

"Go to hell with common sense, I'm still alive is the best common sense." He Lin muttered as he walked along a not-so-obvious path.

The woods are not big, and you can walk out in a few minutes. Standing on the edge of the small woods, He Lin looked at the neat lawn in front of him and sighed, "I didn't expect to find such a perfect lawn just by walking around. Every leaf is as big as it is." Same, so flat, even the ones in my garden are not comparable. I want to take a picture and send it to my brother, the lawn he takes care of himself is not as good as the one on the side of the main road..."

Touch left-touch right-touch, don't give up, touch up-touch, touch-touch down, don't give up, lower your head to study the clothes on your body, trying to find hidden pockets.

"I'm in a big area, this is not my polar bear pajamas!" He Lin scratched at his hair and froze suddenly. He has always had a crew cut, when did the hair on his head get so long.

"Wait, this body doesn't seem to be mine." He Lin squatted on the ground, stretched out his hands and pulled the leaves of grass on the ground, chewed them in his mouth, chewed them, and spit them out with a bang, "This grass is fake."

[Congratulations, you have time-traveled.I am invincible in the universe......

You really fell to your death, I saved you.But your body is broken, so I used another body, it works just as well, dear, please give me a good review. 】

"Thank you, I didn't notice anything unusual, how can I return to Earth?"

[Of course there is a difference, you are now a humanoid plant, you have to eat inorganic matter to live. 】

"!!!" He Lin twisted his thigh again, "Hiss, it hurts, I want to go back to Earth!"

[They don't have the ability to travel through space, but they can help you contact the earth.Inorganic substances on this planet cannot be eaten, they are poisonous, so you can ask your relatives on earth to help you mail some inorganic substances, I can act as a courier. 】

**

So, on the earth, when the eldest brother of the He family was watching the morning financial news with a paralyzed face, he saw a burst of snowflakes suddenly appeared on his TV, and then the picture changed, his younger brother's face was completely pasted on the TV screen, like It was like getting out of the TV, and roared with a huge volume: "Brother, I'm starving to death, help me post a bag of chemical fertilizer, I want chicken flavor, crunchy!"