Seafood Major General is not vegetarian [Rebirth]

Earth, in the He family's vast and artistic villa, the housekeeper who has been in the He family for most of his life sighed, bowed to the Guanyin Bodhisattva in front of him, turned around, opened the door and walked out.Seeing that the eldest brother of the He family was still sitting on the sofa with his back straight, Steward He lowered his head and thought for a while, then turned around and knelt down in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, God, you should show your spirit. He is the most outstanding grandson of the old He family, he has a snake spirit..." Butler He muttered in a low voice.

The dark, low-key and luxurious carpet extends from the stairs to the sofa. The eldest brother of the He family picked up the freshly baked chicken-flavored fertilizer on the coffee table with a sullen face, and glanced at it.Probably because it was very difficult to look directly at, the corner of He's elder brother's mouth twitched slightly, and he picked up the financial magazine on the coffee table and read it again.

The first page is written in a huge space: The latest news, the eldest son of the He family has recently acquired a large chicken farm and a chemical fertilizer company that is about to enter the major markets. According to people familiar with the matter, the eldest son of the He family is fond of cooking. Already planning to cook with chicken and fertilizer.In addition, some scholars speculate that the eldest son of the He family is suspected to be suffering from snake essence...

Scoff!The eldest brother of the He family smashed the financial magazine to pieces with a sullen face. Now the magazine is getting more and more boring, and he dares to publish any bad news.

Turning on the TV, the financial news had just started. The beautiful female anchor smiled and said sweetly: "The latest news is that the eldest son of the Ho consortium has acquired a large chicken farm and a chemical fertilizer company that is about to enter the major markets. It is expected to produce chemical fertilizers." The delicious chicken is here. But there are also speculations from the brick family that the eldest son of the He family is suspected to be..."

Standing up abruptly, he swung the bag in his hand and patted the TV. Brother He's face was as stiff as plaster. He took out his mobile phone and quickly dialed a number, "The newly released 2008sss orange mobile phone has increased by another 10% .”

"Mr. He, the price has been set..."

"Do as I say." The eldest brother of the He family snapped off the phone, thinking that the majority of orange fans would buy it no matter how expensive the orange phone is, and the huge amount of money that was about to be handed made him feel better.

He raised his hand and tugged at the bag in his hand, but the bag was stuck to the TV screen. The eldest brother of the He family lowered his head and saw his younger brother pulling the bag with all his strength through the gap between the bag and the TV screen.

"Hey, hey, brother, let go." He Lin stepped on the screen frame of the TV, leaned his upper body back, and grabbed the two small corners of the bag with both hands, "Big brother, I'm starving to death." Come on, come on, chicken flavor! Crunchy and crispy!"

As if his nerves had been struck by lightning, the elder brother of the He family let go of his hand, and saw his younger brother on the TV instantly pulled the bag in and fell to the ground. A snowflake flashed on the TV screen and continued to broadcast financial news.

Brother He: ...

**

Tianqiuxing, He Lin got up and patted his ass, put the bag in his hand on the table, and tore a hole by the way.

[It is indeed composed of inorganic substances, non-toxic, and has a high content of active ingredients for plants, and it tastes like chicken!Crunchy! 】

As soon as He Lin picked up a black strip that looked like chicken feces, he heard the words in his head, the strip decreased bit by bit, and there seemed to be the sound of chewing something in his ears.

[It tastes good, let's have another one. 】

"You are the system! Why do you want to eat?" He Lin let go of his hand immediately. He realized that the system would only eat it if he held it in his hand.

【cut. 】

Taking out a fork from the table, He Lin picked up a long strip, licked one side from top to bottom, and then took a small bite, "Hey."

【…】

The taste is crunchy, and it really tastes like chicken. He Lin took a small bite, and the hunger disappeared immediately, replaced by a satisfying feeling of fullness.I unconsciously imagined in my mind that an unknown plant opened its mouth and swallowed a condensate of inorganic matter, and then belched contentedly. The next step is to open its leaves to bask in the sun and perform photosynthesis.

Isaac's residence is not very big, but there is a small yard. He Lin moved a chair and ran out, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, stretched his limbs, and basked in the sun with his face up.

The sun fell warmly on his body, as if there were extremely tiny spots of light penetrating from the skin into the blood, and after a series of complex actions, it was transformed into its own energy and stored.It's great to be a plant. It takes root in the soil every day to absorb nutrients, and it can grow taller after being exposed to the sun to absorb energy. A typical life of rice worms.

The fatigue on his body gradually disappeared, and the comfortable feeling spread from the inside out. He Lin spread out his limbs, trying to use the largest area to receive the sunlight.

"Love is just one word, I only say it once, oh... oh..." Isaac hummed and stood in front of his gate, swiping his ID card and entering the password.

At an altitude of 500 meters from here, hovering a low-key limited-edition hover car.Isaac was Major General He's assistant ten years ago. Those who can reach this position are not simple characters, so close tracking will definitely be discovered.

So You Xuzhi could only choose to hack into the monitoring system of Edwin's main city, observe Isaac through machine scanning, and track all the way to the insurance company, and then hack into the insurance company's internal system to investigate, and then followed Isaac back home .

In the light screen, after Isaac entered the house, he walked quickly to a recliner in the yard. There was a huge plant on the recliner, still wearing human clothes.

After the Doomsday Era, although the zombies disappeared, the normal plants also disappeared, and all the surviving plants were mutated plants, which were extremely ferocious. Isaac actually put such a large plant in his home. "Good ability." Slightly raised the corner of his mouth, raised his hand to poke the light screen, and turned it off.

"Major General! Do you want to open the parasol? Sunlight will damage the skin." Isaac said as he raised the communicator in his hand and shook it, "Major General, the insurance company agreed to compensate me for a new car, oh, it's so lucky .”

"Congratulations." He Lin sat up, "Didn't leak the news?"

"Don't worry, I'll follow your instructions. I haven't told anyone about your presence here." Isaac said as he picked up a bag, "Major General, what kind of nutritional supplement do you like?"

"I'm not hungry." He Lin waved his hand and continued to lie down.

"Hold... sorry..." Isaac lowered his head, "I can't afford natural food now, I..."

"I've already eaten." He Lin sat up again, looked Isaac up and down, and said, "Well, I'll give you a task. Go out and find out about me, as well as the latest events."

"Yes! Major General!" Immediately stood up straight, Isaac raised his hand to the side of his head and saluted.

**

In the floating car and on the light screen, You Yuhao had a gentle expression, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the virtual human body projection exuded a gentle taste, sweet but not greasy, "Xu Zhi, after the banquet is over, you and the He family will be considered as friends." It's officially settled, and the engagement ceremony will be held in the next few days..."

The straight eyebrows frowned slightly, ruining the beauty of the whole face, and hammered the armrest, You Xuzhi said: "I won't participate."

"But this is a major event in life after all..."

"The He family is still lying in a vegetable state, can he participate? Just hold a press conference at that time..."

"Xu Zhi, I heard that the He family has..."

Ding, the light screen was turned off, You Xuzhi breathed a sigh of relief, stared at the communicator, and looked away after a while.Then turn on the communicator again and call up the surveillance video.

The plants in the yard disappeared, probably moved to the room. You Xuzhi turned off this page of the light screen, called up another page, tapped the virtual keyboard with ten fingers, and soon found Aisa along the clues. URLs visited by Ke's account.He opened the website without hesitation, and the content inside was displayed on the light screen. His fingers froze quickly, and then quickly closed the light screen.

With bright red lips, heavy eyeshadow, wailing boys, burly 'fuzzy' burly guys with exuberant body hair, and all kinds of alien creatures; there are live broadcasts, and some promote themselves. The world-renowned x website, the magic weapon of countless nerds.

Isaac, male, 35 years old, obscene in thinking, likes to be rude to gv celebrities...

The vegetative person of the He family who is lying still feels good, but he has insufficiency...

You Xuzhi fell into a deep entanglement.

**

[Isaac has downloaded gv again, and it has been backed up and stored, and can be provided at any time if needed. 】

"Plants also have impulses?" He Lin closed the bathroom door and sighed deeply.He confirmed just now that jj can pee, and it seems a little green. Xiao He Lin, who has been with him for 20 years, may have lost his original role. Ang-yang.

【…】

He picked up a long strip, licked it from top to bottom, He Lin took a small bite, and opened the temporary communicator that Isaac had registered for himself.The temporary communicator does not need to reveal its identity, as long as there is Isaac, a citizen with a normal identity, it can be registered. For He Lin, it is the most suitable.

Open the search engine, use the keywords of 'plants, people', and click to search.The overwhelming news showed that He Lin narrowed his eyes slightly, and the one who appeared most frequently was Major General He Lin.

"Admiral You Xu is about to get engaged to Major General He who has been sleeping for ten years, and the Federal Parliament speaks highly of this. '

It is reported that Major General He has awakened. In ten years, is it the vicissitudes of life, or the clouds and the moon? '

"The domineering general will wait ten years for love: a thousand-priced wife." '

He Lin: ...

Almost all news is inseparable from the word "ten years". He Lin turned off the light screen, leaned back in the chair, and looked at his fair and young hands with clear bones. "Now the news is getting more and more fake, but at least it is in line with common sense."

"Yeah, I also read the news that Major General He and Admiral You are about to get engaged." Isaac scratched his messy curly hair and tied a ponytail on the back of his head with a rubber band, "Major General, you are right in front of my eyes , those news are all fake."

The news is both true and false, so He Lin simply clicked on the official website.A large banner read the latest news, He Lin glanced at it and opened it, "Major General He has awakened and will attend the engagement ceremony?"

At the same time, You Xuzhi stared at the news on the official website, his face getting darker and darker like the gradually deepening sea.All the betrotheds have been revived (awake), and his inability to conceive has no clue yet. Is it possible that Isaac should be tied up...