a man who appears once a year

"The Man Who Appears Once a Year"

Author: Red Mouth White Teeth

Solo: Jinjiang Literature City

"Ruan Qiuping!" Si Ming looked around.

No one answered.

"Teacher, Ruan Qiuping must not be here. When did you see him in class?" A student at the bottom said with a smile.

... Fortunately, he didn't come again.

Si Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and raised his hand to mark the roster.

"Teacher, I'm sorry to be late!" A young man in golden long sleeves and golden trousers rushed in.

Ruan Qiuping actually came to class? !

The spirits of the students suddenly became tense, and they touched the bad luck dissipating charms on their bodies one after another, and even some top students immediately activated magic barriers around them.

Ruan Qiuping saw that there were no one in the three rows at the rear left of the classroom, so he sat down in the middle of the empty seat, but just as he sat down, the chair fell apart, and Ruan Qiuping fell to the ground with a slap.

Ruan Qiuping rubbed his butt in pain, and stretched out his hand to pull a chair, but when he looked up, he saw dozens of classmates who were closer to him jumped up in fright, and rushed to other places in a hurry.

Ruan Qiuping sighed heavily, tugged at the golden clothes on his body, and said helplessly: "Is it necessary? Is it necessary? Even if I am the God of Misfortune, you don't need to hide from me like this, right? Is it your talisman?! And you see, in order to transfer luck, I specially bought the golden clothes of the auspicious god in the trading forest to transfer luck, come here, and get the golden light..."

A classmate muttered in a low voice: "Auspicious gods never wear gold clothes, you must have bought fake ones, it really is the god of mildew..."

That's right, Ruan Qiuping is a natural mold god.

The previous God of Misfortune has passed away, and now the position of God of Misfortune in Heaven is temporarily vacant. Although Ruan Qiuping has not been canonized as a god because of his insufficient cultivation, he is already the only candidate for God of Misfortune in everyone's hearts up.

Ruan Qiuping's bad luck is not inferior to that of the previous bad luck.For example, as soon as he was born, the Ruan family, which was originally considered wealthy, became poor beyond control. Even when people in the whole heaven mentioned their Ruan family, they were no longer "that big Jin who lived in front of the westernmost gate and had two special vulgarities." The Ruan Family of the Lion" has become the abbreviation of "the poorest Ruan Family in the West" - "The Poor Ruan Family in the West".

Ruan Qiuping's misfortune is far more than simply making his family poor. It is "bad luck" that can be contagious and can spread.The gods with low mana will get a little bad luck when they see him, and big bad luck when they talk to him. 200 years ago, a young god accidentally touched Ruan Qiuping, and fell to the ground in the next second and passed out for half a year. Since then, no god has dared to approach him.

Ever since they heard that Ruan Qiuping was going to attend classes at Siming College, all the teachers and students had begged for the bad luck fading charm from the auspicious gods, and carried them day and night, only to barely dispel Ruan Qiuping's bad luck.

The so-called harmony of yin and yang, and the balance of all things, Ruan Qiuping felt that Yuhuan, the auspicious god, was born to restrain him.

At the same moment on the day Ruan Qiuping was born, in the easternmost part of the Heavenly Court, a child with a blessing in life was born.

The moment the two landed on the ground, the west side of the heaven was covered with dark clouds, the wind was strong, and the rain was pouring down, but the east side of the sky was full of colorful lights, thousands of birds were singing together, and thousands of flowers were in full bloom.

After the birth of Ruan Qiuping, the whole family was impoverished, and the radius of ten miles was reduced. After the birth of the auspicious god Yuhuan, the wealth and prestige of the Yu family skyrocketed. Since then, the home has been called "the auspicious home in the east", or "Dongxiang Yu's home" for short.

Not long after, people from the west of the Heaven Realm all moved to the East at the same time. The Ruan family became the most desolate place in the west, but the land price next to Yu's house kept rising, making it the most prosperous area in the entire Heaven Realm except for the Heavenly Court. Changed the original land price structure of Tianjie.

So far, the future gods of mold and good luck in the heavens have been settled.

Ruan Qiuping glanced at the noisy classroom, and said lazily, "Teacher, why don't you give a lecture?"

Si Ming subconsciously lowered his head to confirm the bad luck fading charm on his body, then looked up at Ruan Qiuping while flipping through the textbook, and muttered, "Why are you so active all of a sudden..."

"It means I've started to learn!" Ruan Qiuping grinned.

After all, he took out a pen and paper from his schoolbag, and actually listened to the class.

Ruan Qiuping lowered his head to take notes, and the relaxed and playful expression on his face gradually faded, followed by a silent fighting spirit in his eyes like a life-and-death battle.

Ruan Qiuping's fighting spirit is not for anything else, but for his precious little sister.

Ruan Qiuping's younger sister is Ruan Dongdong, who just turned three years old this year. In this fairy world where the average age is hundreds of thousands of years old, she can hardly be called a seedling, barely a small seed that is just about to germinate.

But it was such a little seed, who was actually engaged by the Heavenly Marriage Stone.

A few nights ago, Ruan Qiuping overheard his father talking to his mother, and only then did he know that two lines of words suddenly appeared on the Heavenly Marriage Stone, which had not moved for hundreds of years.

East Xiangyu, west poor Nguyen.

On this day, the wedding stone has never determined other things, only marriage.But Yu Huan is the only unmarried child of Dongxiang Yu's family, and the unmarried woman of Xiqiong Ruan's family has nothing but Ruan Dongdong.

Yu Huan and Ruan Dongdong are the newly destined marriage.

This marriage is destined... I don't know what the Yu family thinks, but Ruan Qiuping's parents are all laughing out loud.

But Ruan Qiuping was unwilling.

rather unwilling.

The reluctance of wanting to kill Yu Huan with a knife.

Putting nothing else aside, who is Yu Huan?He was born on the same day as Ruan Qiuping in the same year, a 220-year-old male youth.

Who is Ruan Dongdong? He is a little baby who has just turned three years old.

The three-year-old baby can't speak clearly, and the road is not stable, so I plan to send her to the man's house in two days, and get married and have a baby in more than ten years?

What's this?In the words of modern humans, this is a fucking crime!

Ruan Qiuping gritted his teeth in his dream and wished he could break the engagement.

But on this day, there is a rule for marriage stones to determine marriage, which cannot be destroyed or broken.Anyone who violates the marriage predestined by the Heavenly Marriage Stone will be punished by seventy-seven and forty-nine thunderstorms.

Ruan Dongdong didn't have any mana at all, not to mention being hit by thunder from the sky. He was so frightened and cried when he saw thunder or lightning on weekdays.

But Yu Huan is different.

The gods in the entire heaven almost praised Yu Huan like a flower, what is the youngest robber in the heaven, what is the earliest immortal who is about to be canonized as a god since the heaven, what is the record of defeating the beast Xiqu in the shortest time Holders...the list goes on and on.

Since Yu Huan is the proud son of heaven, the hope of the future of the heavens, can a mere 49 thunderbolts kill him?

What's more, he is still a god of good luck, maybe when the 49 lightning bolts strike, none of them will be able to strike anyone.

Thinking of this, Ruan Qiuping gritted his teeth.

Ruan Qiuping had never met Yu Huan before.

Although they are all famous existences in the heavens, there are no people everywhere Ruan Qiuping goes, while Yu Huan is full of people wherever he goes.

Ruan Qiuping seems to have seen the afterimage of Yu Huan in more than 100 years. The legendary god of auspiciousness is surrounded by a crowd, and there is no human figure at all, only the white jade hair crown on his head can be vaguely seen.

Later, when I heard that Jishen was disturbed by being besieged by people, he practiced the invisibility technique by himself. He would disappear when he went out, and he would not see anyone at home. He only wrote a few bad luck dispelling talismans on weekdays, and ignored all other requests. Gao is very cold.

Since Ruan Qiuping found out about his sister's marriage contract with Yu Huan, he has been following Yu Huan's movements closely, and finally got a gossip - Yu Huan is about to go down to earth to endure calamity.

Although they are the same age, Ruan Qiuping and Yu Huan's practice is one in the sky and the other in the ground. Ruan Qiuping is basically standing still, no different from a hundred years ago, but Yu Huan's cultivation level has been rising all the way. I heard that after returning from this calamity, Then he will be formally conferred as the God of Good Fortune, becoming the youngest conferred God in history.

It was a coincidence that Ruan Qiuping was studying the fate course, which was concerned with the fate of human beings.

After knowing that Yu Huan was going down to earth, Ruan Qiuping knew that his chance had come.

In the calamity of immortals descending to earth, there has always been an eternal problem, that is, love is difficult to overcome.

Many gods who have gone down to the mortal world will fall in love with mortals in the mortal world, and some of them will not forget the mortal after returning from the calamity, thus giving birth to a sadomasochism between immortals and mortals.In order to solve this problem, the immortals who have returned from the calamity now have to drink the water of forgetting love, but even so, every few decades, there are a few immortals who inexplicably recover their memories, and then go to the Hall of Yama crying Find those lovers in the mortal world.

This has become a major feature of the Immortal's Calamity.

This is what Ruan Qiuping wanted to use on Yu Huan.

He only needs to help Yu Huan find a lover who loves like crazy in the mortal world, and then do some tricks so that Yu Huan can't drink the water of forgetting love, then Yu Huan will naturally break the engagement with Ruan Dongdong when he returns from the calamity. Then he wholeheartedly thought about how to stay with his mortal lover forever.

Simply perfect!

Ruan Qiuping stretched his waist, tapped his head with a pen, and praised himself: What a smart head!

"Pa-ta!" The pen in his hand broke into two pieces inexplicably, and black ink flowed down Ruan Qiuping's forehead.

...Ah, common bad luck.

Ruan Qiuping silently wiped off the ink on his head with spells, touched his own head, and praised again: ... What a hard head.

After several lectures, Ruan Qiuping finally understood the process.

The course Ruan Qiuping took belongs to the elementary course of the Department of Command. The theoretical course ended a while ago, and the practical course just started today.

Today and tomorrow, we will first visit the "Fauhua Gate" where the gods descend to the earth and various instruments for changing and recording human fate. The next two days will be followed by Si Ming and the teaching assistants to observe the mortal world. It is not until the fifth day that these apprentices officially start the practice of descending to the earth. Course, from then on for two months, they will have 5 minutes of down time every day.

These 5 minutes should not be underestimated. Nowadays, the management from the world to the human world is getting stricter and stricter. Under normal circumstances, the gods who can go to the human world are only students who have studied the life course, except for those who go to the human world. If a god wants to travel down to earth, he has to find more than a dozen departments to stamp and go through the process. After a set of procedures is completed, it will take decades in the world.

From this point of view, the 5 minutes of daily authority that Ruan Qiuping obtained by taking advantage of his student status is really precious, not to mention that according to the conversion mechanism of one day in the sky and one year in the world, the 5 minutes in the heaven can be worth 30 in the world. hour.

30 hours a year... He works harder, and he can always find a good partner for Yu Huan before he dies.

Thinking of this, Ruan Qiuping finally felt at ease.

"Students will go to Fuhuamen first with the assistant teacher Qiyue senior. My...cough...Ruan Qiuping, please stay here." Si Ming said.

When the students were almost gone, Ruan Qiuping stood up and went to the podium: "Teacher, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, you just stand there, you don't need to come here..." The old man Si Ming said hurriedly, he reached out and touched the sweat on his forehead, and then said, "Ahem, Ruan Qiuping, do you feel that this class is very important for you to come to class now?" The class is almost over, you are afraid that I will not pass you, actually you don’t have to worry about this, you are very talented, and you are an indispensable and important existence in our life academy, even if you don’t come to class, you can read books at home , I will still give you excellence..."

"Teacher, you don't need to treat me special." Ruan Qiuping said seriously, "What do you think of the students when you treat me so special?"

"Students also wish that you would not attend class..." Si Ming whispered.

Ruan Qiuping pretended not to hear, and said, "Then teacher, I have nothing to do, so I went to Huahuamen with my classmates."

"Hey, wait a minute, there is one more thing, you need me to stuff some luck into this hidden dribble."

The matter of dribbling the ball for Tibet is a part-time job that Ruan Qiuping and Yu Huan jointly do at the Siming Academy, with the purpose of balancing the fate of the world.

only……

"Isn't this year overwhelmed? Why do you want to have luck again?" Ruan Qiuping was puzzled.

Si Ming said: "Isn't it that Yu Huan is going down to the mortal world to experience the calamity, but his fortune is too rich, which will cause him to live too smoothly in the mortal world, which is not conducive to the success of the calamity, so, you should give him more Add a bit of your luck, neutralize it, and help him survive the calamity smoothly."

That legendary auspicious god, I get it.

Ruan Qiuping smiled grimly, pouring his own bad luck into the Tibetan dribble.

In an instant, the Tibetan dribble that had just been transparent was filled with black energy.

Ruan Qiuping sneered in his heart and passed the ball up.

For a moment, Ruan Qiuping almost felt like the poison queen in a fairy tale who handed poisoned apples.Thinking of this, he paused: Did he do too much?With so much bad luck, maybe Jishen died as soon as he landed.

"Not enough." Si Ming shook his head, "You haven't seen Yu Huan's current ability, maybe when you were first born, your luck was indeed evenly matched, but his current cultivation level is no better than before, your Tibetan luck The ball probably had to be purified as soon as it touched his body, and it couldn't be brought to the mortal world..."

Ruan Qiuping: ...

What's the meaning?What's the meaning?Could it be that Ruan Qiuping and Yu Huan's cultivation bases are already very different, even if he tried his best to pour out bad luck, he is still not worth mentioning in front of Jishen? !

How dare you look down on his unlucky luck? !

What an insult! ! !

Ruan Qiuping smirked, took the bad dribble back, and said: "It seems that I almost did something bad with good intentions. Since it is for the sake of Yu Huan's calamity, then I have to be serious about everything I say."

After all, he took the Tibetan dribble back, turned around, and continued to infuse the bad air into it. God knows how much effort he spent. The moment the air was instilled, the air in the entire classroom spun, and the windows and doors opened wide. The curtains rattled, and all the utensils on the table hung in the air, Ruan Qiuping smiled like a villain who had succeeded in plotting.

The tip of a pen actually scratched Ruan Qiuping's wrist, and when his finger was dancing, a drop of bright red blood just dripped into the Tibetan dribble.

It's just that this scene was so hidden that no one noticed it.

"Okay." Si Ming shook the Tibetan dribble in his hand, "This time it's almost done. It seems that Yu Huan will have the luck of a normal person this time."

Ruan Qiuping: "..." The god's luck would have been weakened by nine points after he descended to earth, how dare he spend so much effort to neutralize one-tenth of Yu Huan's luck? !

Ruan Qiuping thumped the desk angrily.

"Boom!"

The desk suddenly fell to the ground and hit Ruan Qiuping's foot hard.

"It hurts—"

Si Ming shook his head, and threw a bottle of plaster to Ruan Qiuping: "Clean up first, and go to Huahuamen by yourself later."

Ruan Qiuping hugged his feet and nodded in pain.

Ruan Qiuping arrived at Fuhuamen really late, but it's not his fault.

When someone asked him to go out, he met a crazy beast, two annoying little fairy boys who got lost, and a drunk Fei who pestered him to talk to him, and later found out that he was a mold The old fairy under the moon who was thrown eggs at him by the Queen of God.

To be honest, Ruan Qiuping is used to it.

Who made Mold God's life so boring and full of fun.

All in all, Ruan Qiuping wasted a lot of time on the road, so that when he reached Huahuamen, it was already dark, and his classmates, his teaching assistant, and his teacher Si Ming had long since disappeared.

There was a wind blowing, leaving only mottled tree shadows, and the entire Fuhuamen was silent.

Ruan Qiuping glanced at the closed vanity door, sighed, turned around and prepared to leave.

But at this moment, a tree shadow on the ground suddenly shook.

Ruan Qiuping thought it was dizziness, but when he took a closer look, a man in white came out of the empty air out of thin air.

The man was white-robed and crowned, and his face was as cold as jade. There was no expression between his eyebrows and eyes, but an extraordinary demeanor lingered around him, and it seemed that there was a sense of immortality in the corners of his clothes that swayed when he walked.

Even the moon seems to favor him, reflecting his pure white moonlight.

It looks very strange.

Ruan Qiuping looked down at his golden jacket and golden trousers, and curled his lips.

What kind of clothes are you wearing, no matter what age you are still wearing such traditional clothes.

As long as you are decent, you are good-looking.

cut.

Anyway, when Ruan Qiuping first saw this person, he felt very unpleasant.

But when he raised his head again, he found that this person seemed to be walking towards him.

This feeling is very miraculous. After all, when people in the sky saw him, they all avoided him. This seemed to be the first time someone walked towards him.

Three steps, two steps, one step.

The man stopped in front of Ruan Qiuping.

Very close.

Ruan Qiuping could see this person's hair, count his eyelashes, and clearly feel this person's breath.

Ruan Qiuping's throat tightened slightly, this seemed to be the first time... the first time someone was so close to him.

Ruan Qiuping suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly took a few steps back.

But he retreated hastily, his left foot stumbled over a rock, and he was about to fall—at the very moment, the man in front of him suddenly took a few steps and grabbed his hand.

Ruan Qiuping's eyes widened suddenly, he stood up straight, hurriedly threw away his hands, took a few steps back, and said, "How dare you touch me, don't you know who I am, I'm a mold... ..."

"Ruan Qiuping." The man said suddenly, his brows and eyes curved, "I know you."

"..." Ruan Qiuping frowned and muttered, "How dare you touch me after knowing..."

Suddenly thought of something, Ruan Qiuping took out a jade pendant from his bosom, threw it to the man reluctantly, and said: "I bought it for my sister at a big price in the trading forest, and said it was a jade pendant of God Jishen." Yupei, first let me wear it for a minute to drive away the bad breath on my body, and return it to me when it’s used up.”

"Auspicious God?"

"That's right, it's the one surnamed Yu." Ruan Qiuping raised his eyebrows unconvinced, and said in an arrogant and contemptuous tone, "Che, rubbish Jishen, it's still useful."

The man in white robe opposite smiled, he held up the jade pendant and said, "But this jade pendant does not belong to Yu Huan."

After finishing speaking, he took out a white jade of good quality from his pocket, and said, "This one is the one."

Ruan Qiuping curled his lips: "You mean I bought a fake."

Oh, no wonder I have to be afraid of me, because I have something auspicious in my arms.

The man suddenly took another step forward, took Ruan Qiuping's left hand, put the two jade pendants together in his palm, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe me, just go back and try."

...and touched the hand again.

"I told you not to get so close to me, and don't touch me."

Ruan Qiuping shook off the man's hand, took another two steps back, looked down at the two jade pendants in his palm, and asked, "Don't you want money?"

The man shook his head.

It seems that people are stupid and have a lot of money.

Ruan Qiuping put the two jade pendants in his arms, and raised his chin slightly: "Then I will accept it first, and if it is true, thank you in advance."

The man nodded, glanced at the fading Huahua Gate, and said softly: "Ruan Qiuping, see you in the future."

"Don't see me anymore, it's not a good thing for you to see me." Ruan Qiuping muttered and walked away.

Ruan Qiuping stared ahead and walked for 10 minutes without looking back before stopping.

He lowered his head and looked at his left hand.

Since he could remember, he had never touched anyone, not even his parents, not even his beloved sister.

200 years ago, an immortal accidentally touched his shoulder through his clothes, fell to the ground and passed out.Since then, others have avoided him even more.

It turns out that this is what it feels like to touch someone else.

Warm, soft, and a little hot in the aftermath.