a man who appears once a year
Chapter 14
Ruan Qiuping: "..."
Ruan Qiuping was silent for a long time, and said with some difficulty: "...you really don't know?"
"I don't know, what is it?"
Ruan Qiuping was silent again.
silence.
silence.
His thoughts gradually drifted away in silence, drifting to more than 200 years ago.
Ruan Qiuping was a little too sensitive and stubborn when he was a child. He knew that others didn't like him, so he never took the initiative to talk to others.Ruan Qiuping never went to school seriously before he was an adult. The daily knowledge and basic fairy arts were either taught casually by Ruan Shengfeng, or he taught himself by reading books.After Ruan Qiuping became sensible, the immortals near their home have all moved away one after another. Ruan Qiuping has never met a pregnant female fairy. Therefore, Ruan Qiuping has always had a unique and deep-rooted set of sexual relations with the immortals. self understanding.
For example, when Ruan Qiuping was 20 years old, he thought that male fairies gave birth to children by sitting on the bed and meditating together.
He has also imagined this kind of scene many times in his mind: two immortals sit cross-legged on the bed facing each other, they close their eyes tightly, concentrate their energy, the spiritual power overflows from the palms, condenses in the air, and gradually condenses into a spiritual ball, with the spiritual energy As the spirit ball gathers together, the spirit ball becomes stronger and bigger, and when it reaches a certain size, a child will jump out of the spirit ball. This is the legendary "spiritual cultivation".
Ruan Qiuping has always felt that this kind of scene is very sacred, and yearns for it very much.
However, this sacred illusion was mercilessly broken on a rainy night.
That day when he came back from the trading forest to buy the elixir that he heard could increase his cultivation, it happened to be raining heavily. Ruan Qiuping randomly found a roof to hide from the rain, but he heard the male fairy in the room "beating" his partner.
Ruan Qiuping immediately rushed in...
An hour later, Ruan Qiuping was taken to the Immortal God Correctional Center for trespassing on private houses and attacking others with spells for no reason.
But because Ruan Qiuping was injured more seriously - he was almost wiped out by the joint magic power of the couple, so the people in the correctional center did not send him to be imprisoned, but sent him directly to the Medical God's Emergency Center.
Although Ruan Qiuping recovered from his injuries after lying down for more than two months, this incident left a deep psychological shadow on Ruan Qiuping's heart.
……
The past is unbearable, and my thoughts gradually come back.
Ruan Qiuping looked at Yu Huan in front of him, and thought about it seriously.
Xiao Yuhuan is only 15 years old this year, and has lived alone since he was a child, and even lived alone in the apartment next to the school since junior high school, so it is actually normal not to know about those things.
Ruan Qiuping suddenly felt a heavy burden on his shoulders.
Raising children is really hard!
Ruan Qiuping looked up to the sky and sighed!
It seems that Xiao Yuhuan's education on this aspect can only be given to him, an adult!
In order to prevent Xiao Yuhuan from going down the miserable old path he once walked on, he must educate Xiao Yuhuan well, and tell him what in the world only lovers can do!
Ruan Qiuping patted Yu Huan on the shoulder, with a heavy expression on his face: "...Don't worry." I will teach you well.
Yu Huan: ...Don't worry about what?
Ruan Qiuping stood up: "You continue to watch the freshman ceremony, I will go to your apartment and wait for you."
"Wait, I'll go with you."
Ruan Qiuping pressed Yu Huan down, with a deep expression on his face: "...No, I still have some important things...I need to do it alone."
After Ruan Qiuping left, Yu Huan realized that his expression suddenly became strange.
... He was joking, Ruan Ruan wouldn't take it seriously.
So what is Ruan Ruan going to do...?
On a relatively remote and narrow street, Ruan Qiuping glanced at the pink shop in front of him, took a deep breath, lowered his head and rushed up——
——Then he made a sharp turn in front of the little pink shop, and went to the shop on the left to buy a bottle of mineral water.
Ruan Qiuping walked out of the store silently holding mineral water.
No, he has to go in.
Can you shrink back when it comes to educating children? ! ! !
Ruan Qiuping clenched the mineral water in his hand and walked straight towards the pink shop——
——then he made another sharp turn in front of the little pink shop, and went to the clothing store on the right to buy a pair of socks.
Ruan Qiuping: ...
Ten minutes later, the owner of a small pink shop found a book and two DVDs missing from his shelf. At the same time, three wet hundred-yuan bills suddenly appeared on his cash register.
Ruan Qiuping put the precious teaching materials in his arms and hugged them tightly, then he wiped the sweat from his brow, found a corner where there was no one, and pressed the button of his bracelet to cancel the stealth state.
Through his clothes, he touched the plate on his chest.
The human world is too crazy. In the fairy world, there are only books and picture books that describe obscure words. How can humans actually make such a thing into a movie? ! !
But that's fine too.
Ruan Qiuping patted himself on the chest, tried to comfort himself and said: The video data is more vivid, which is more conducive to Xiao Yuhuan's understanding!
When Ruan Qiuping opened the door of the apartment, he found that Yu Huan had already arrived home and was sitting on the sofa in the living room waiting for him.
Seeing Ruan Qiuping coming in, Yu Huan immediately greeted him: "Ruan Ruan, where have you been?"
"Ahem..." Ruan Qiuping pointed to the sofa and said in a deep voice, "Sit down first, I have something to tell you."
Yu Huan obediently sat down on the sofa, staring at Ruan Qiuping curiously, he always felt that there was something in Ruan Qiuping's arms.
While pacing, Ruan Qiuping said earnestly, "Yu Huan, you are 15 years old this year, and I think you should understand some things."
Yu Huan's heart immediately rose, what should he understand?Is Ruan Ruan going to leave? Will Ruan Ruan never show up once a year?Or is Ruan Ruan going to tell him her true identity? ?
"Ruan Ruan, you..."
"Don't talk, I'll test you." Ruan Qiuping interrupted Yu Huan, "Do you know how children are born?"
Yu Huan: "..."
Yu Huan was silent for quite a while, then nodded slowly.
"How was it born?" Ruan Qiuping asked.
"After the egg and sperm combine, a fertilized egg is formed, and then the fertilized egg..."
Ruan Qiuping interrupted him again: "I'm not asking you this, I'm asking you... well, under what circumstances do sperm and eggs combine?"
Yu Huan: "..."
Yu Huan's expression became more and more strange, he glanced at Ruan Qiuping, and replied concisely: "...sleep."
"Wrong, big mistake!" Ruan Qiuping refuted him loudly, shook his head, and said solemnly, "Do you think that if two people lie on the bed and sleep with their eyes closed, they can give birth to a child at dawn? You are so naive! You are as naive as I was back then!"
Yu Huan: "..."
"Today I heard you say that when you don't know that there are things that only lovers can do, I sense something is wrong. Sure enough! You don't know anything about it!"
Yu Huan finally understood what Ruan Qiuping was doing now: "Ruan Ruan, I actually know..."
"There's no need to explain, explaining is just covering up! Don't be shy either. You don't know anything at your age, so why be shy. Now that you earnestly acquire knowledge, you won't make jokes or be beaten up in the future! "Ruan Qiuping said impassionedly.
If someone had told him this knowledge at that time, he wouldn't have been beaten to bed for two months! ! !
As he spoke, he took out the educational materials he bought today from his pocket. He first put the DVD he bought into the CD-ROM drive of his laptop, then sat next to Yu Huan, and picked up the somewhat dusty book "Adolescent Sexuality". Knowledge Education Handbook.
Strange, why is such a useful book the least popular in that store?
While clicking the play button, he opened the book: "I bought the video specially for you. Now reading the book in conjunction with the video should be more conducive to your understanding and absorption."
Yu Huan: "..."
The video started to play, and Ruan Qiuping also began to explain: "Well, the first one to appear is a short-haired one..."
Ruan Qiuping frowned, and waited for another protagonist to appear before continuing: "...female, the male character will appear next..."
As soon as Ruan Qiuping said a few words, he felt that the current scene was really weird. He coughed twice, and then pushed the book in front of Yu Huan: "You can read it yourself, I don't know where you are. If you don’t understand, if there is something you don’t understand, you should focus on the film..."
Ruan Qiuping's voice stopped abruptly.
He looked at the protagonist in the film who had already started to undress, his hands trembled, and the thick book fell to the ground. With a pale face, he stammered, "Yu...Yu...Yu Huan, that woman has ……have……"
Yu Huan: "...that's a man."
"Then another... another..."
"The other is also a man."
Ruan Qiuping suddenly reacted.
How... what should I do?
No, first... first turn it off! ! !
Ruan Qiuping quickly moved to the table and grabbed the mouse, frantically trying to turn off the video, but his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't turn it off after clicking several times. Instead, he accidentally clicked on pause, and the screen just stopped at the end. The part that Ruan Qiuping couldn't understand...
"Crack." Yu Huan stood up, walked to the desk, stretched out his hand, and closed the notebook.
All pictures and sounds disappeared.
Ruan Qiuping seemed to have been drained of energy all over his body. He took two steps back and fell down on the sofa.
He looked up at the ceiling, his mind blank.
...humans are really crazy.
At the same time, Yu Huan was still standing by the table, motionless.
His eyes fell on the notebook that had been closed by him, his expression was a little surprised and a little dazed.But the heart was beating a little fast.
Yu Huan turned his head to look at Ruan Qiuping, who was slumped on the sofa, as if he hadn't recovered from the shock just now.
Ruan Qiuping's lips were slightly parted, and his face was still a little pale. He looked at the ceiling blankly, and slowly stretched out his hand, resting the back of his hand on his forehead.He was still panting lightly, his chest was constantly rising and falling due to his chaotic breath, and the slightly wrinkled white shirt moved up with his raised arms, revealing a small section of snow-white waist.
The picture I saw in the movie just now popped into my mind.
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping in front of him, and suddenly heard his heart beating uncontrollably.
Ruan Qiuping was silent for a long time, and said with some difficulty: "...you really don't know?"
"I don't know, what is it?"
Ruan Qiuping was silent again.
silence.
silence.
His thoughts gradually drifted away in silence, drifting to more than 200 years ago.
Ruan Qiuping was a little too sensitive and stubborn when he was a child. He knew that others didn't like him, so he never took the initiative to talk to others.Ruan Qiuping never went to school seriously before he was an adult. The daily knowledge and basic fairy arts were either taught casually by Ruan Shengfeng, or he taught himself by reading books.After Ruan Qiuping became sensible, the immortals near their home have all moved away one after another. Ruan Qiuping has never met a pregnant female fairy. Therefore, Ruan Qiuping has always had a unique and deep-rooted set of sexual relations with the immortals. self understanding.
For example, when Ruan Qiuping was 20 years old, he thought that male fairies gave birth to children by sitting on the bed and meditating together.
He has also imagined this kind of scene many times in his mind: two immortals sit cross-legged on the bed facing each other, they close their eyes tightly, concentrate their energy, the spiritual power overflows from the palms, condenses in the air, and gradually condenses into a spiritual ball, with the spiritual energy As the spirit ball gathers together, the spirit ball becomes stronger and bigger, and when it reaches a certain size, a child will jump out of the spirit ball. This is the legendary "spiritual cultivation".
Ruan Qiuping has always felt that this kind of scene is very sacred, and yearns for it very much.
However, this sacred illusion was mercilessly broken on a rainy night.
That day when he came back from the trading forest to buy the elixir that he heard could increase his cultivation, it happened to be raining heavily. Ruan Qiuping randomly found a roof to hide from the rain, but he heard the male fairy in the room "beating" his partner.
Ruan Qiuping immediately rushed in...
An hour later, Ruan Qiuping was taken to the Immortal God Correctional Center for trespassing on private houses and attacking others with spells for no reason.
But because Ruan Qiuping was injured more seriously - he was almost wiped out by the joint magic power of the couple, so the people in the correctional center did not send him to be imprisoned, but sent him directly to the Medical God's Emergency Center.
Although Ruan Qiuping recovered from his injuries after lying down for more than two months, this incident left a deep psychological shadow on Ruan Qiuping's heart.
……
The past is unbearable, and my thoughts gradually come back.
Ruan Qiuping looked at Yu Huan in front of him, and thought about it seriously.
Xiao Yuhuan is only 15 years old this year, and has lived alone since he was a child, and even lived alone in the apartment next to the school since junior high school, so it is actually normal not to know about those things.
Ruan Qiuping suddenly felt a heavy burden on his shoulders.
Raising children is really hard!
Ruan Qiuping looked up to the sky and sighed!
It seems that Xiao Yuhuan's education on this aspect can only be given to him, an adult!
In order to prevent Xiao Yuhuan from going down the miserable old path he once walked on, he must educate Xiao Yuhuan well, and tell him what in the world only lovers can do!
Ruan Qiuping patted Yu Huan on the shoulder, with a heavy expression on his face: "...Don't worry." I will teach you well.
Yu Huan: ...Don't worry about what?
Ruan Qiuping stood up: "You continue to watch the freshman ceremony, I will go to your apartment and wait for you."
"Wait, I'll go with you."
Ruan Qiuping pressed Yu Huan down, with a deep expression on his face: "...No, I still have some important things...I need to do it alone."
After Ruan Qiuping left, Yu Huan realized that his expression suddenly became strange.
... He was joking, Ruan Ruan wouldn't take it seriously.
So what is Ruan Ruan going to do...?
On a relatively remote and narrow street, Ruan Qiuping glanced at the pink shop in front of him, took a deep breath, lowered his head and rushed up——
——Then he made a sharp turn in front of the little pink shop, and went to the shop on the left to buy a bottle of mineral water.
Ruan Qiuping walked out of the store silently holding mineral water.
No, he has to go in.
Can you shrink back when it comes to educating children? ! ! !
Ruan Qiuping clenched the mineral water in his hand and walked straight towards the pink shop——
——then he made another sharp turn in front of the little pink shop, and went to the clothing store on the right to buy a pair of socks.
Ruan Qiuping: ...
Ten minutes later, the owner of a small pink shop found a book and two DVDs missing from his shelf. At the same time, three wet hundred-yuan bills suddenly appeared on his cash register.
Ruan Qiuping put the precious teaching materials in his arms and hugged them tightly, then he wiped the sweat from his brow, found a corner where there was no one, and pressed the button of his bracelet to cancel the stealth state.
Through his clothes, he touched the plate on his chest.
The human world is too crazy. In the fairy world, there are only books and picture books that describe obscure words. How can humans actually make such a thing into a movie? ! !
But that's fine too.
Ruan Qiuping patted himself on the chest, tried to comfort himself and said: The video data is more vivid, which is more conducive to Xiao Yuhuan's understanding!
When Ruan Qiuping opened the door of the apartment, he found that Yu Huan had already arrived home and was sitting on the sofa in the living room waiting for him.
Seeing Ruan Qiuping coming in, Yu Huan immediately greeted him: "Ruan Ruan, where have you been?"
"Ahem..." Ruan Qiuping pointed to the sofa and said in a deep voice, "Sit down first, I have something to tell you."
Yu Huan obediently sat down on the sofa, staring at Ruan Qiuping curiously, he always felt that there was something in Ruan Qiuping's arms.
While pacing, Ruan Qiuping said earnestly, "Yu Huan, you are 15 years old this year, and I think you should understand some things."
Yu Huan's heart immediately rose, what should he understand?Is Ruan Ruan going to leave? Will Ruan Ruan never show up once a year?Or is Ruan Ruan going to tell him her true identity? ?
"Ruan Ruan, you..."
"Don't talk, I'll test you." Ruan Qiuping interrupted Yu Huan, "Do you know how children are born?"
Yu Huan: "..."
Yu Huan was silent for quite a while, then nodded slowly.
"How was it born?" Ruan Qiuping asked.
"After the egg and sperm combine, a fertilized egg is formed, and then the fertilized egg..."
Ruan Qiuping interrupted him again: "I'm not asking you this, I'm asking you... well, under what circumstances do sperm and eggs combine?"
Yu Huan: "..."
Yu Huan's expression became more and more strange, he glanced at Ruan Qiuping, and replied concisely: "...sleep."
"Wrong, big mistake!" Ruan Qiuping refuted him loudly, shook his head, and said solemnly, "Do you think that if two people lie on the bed and sleep with their eyes closed, they can give birth to a child at dawn? You are so naive! You are as naive as I was back then!"
Yu Huan: "..."
"Today I heard you say that when you don't know that there are things that only lovers can do, I sense something is wrong. Sure enough! You don't know anything about it!"
Yu Huan finally understood what Ruan Qiuping was doing now: "Ruan Ruan, I actually know..."
"There's no need to explain, explaining is just covering up! Don't be shy either. You don't know anything at your age, so why be shy. Now that you earnestly acquire knowledge, you won't make jokes or be beaten up in the future! "Ruan Qiuping said impassionedly.
If someone had told him this knowledge at that time, he wouldn't have been beaten to bed for two months! ! !
As he spoke, he took out the educational materials he bought today from his pocket. He first put the DVD he bought into the CD-ROM drive of his laptop, then sat next to Yu Huan, and picked up the somewhat dusty book "Adolescent Sexuality". Knowledge Education Handbook.
Strange, why is such a useful book the least popular in that store?
While clicking the play button, he opened the book: "I bought the video specially for you. Now reading the book in conjunction with the video should be more conducive to your understanding and absorption."
Yu Huan: "..."
The video started to play, and Ruan Qiuping also began to explain: "Well, the first one to appear is a short-haired one..."
Ruan Qiuping frowned, and waited for another protagonist to appear before continuing: "...female, the male character will appear next..."
As soon as Ruan Qiuping said a few words, he felt that the current scene was really weird. He coughed twice, and then pushed the book in front of Yu Huan: "You can read it yourself, I don't know where you are. If you don’t understand, if there is something you don’t understand, you should focus on the film..."
Ruan Qiuping's voice stopped abruptly.
He looked at the protagonist in the film who had already started to undress, his hands trembled, and the thick book fell to the ground. With a pale face, he stammered, "Yu...Yu...Yu Huan, that woman has ……have……"
Yu Huan: "...that's a man."
"Then another... another..."
"The other is also a man."
Ruan Qiuping suddenly reacted.
How... what should I do?
No, first... first turn it off! ! !
Ruan Qiuping quickly moved to the table and grabbed the mouse, frantically trying to turn off the video, but his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't turn it off after clicking several times. Instead, he accidentally clicked on pause, and the screen just stopped at the end. The part that Ruan Qiuping couldn't understand...
"Crack." Yu Huan stood up, walked to the desk, stretched out his hand, and closed the notebook.
All pictures and sounds disappeared.
Ruan Qiuping seemed to have been drained of energy all over his body. He took two steps back and fell down on the sofa.
He looked up at the ceiling, his mind blank.
...humans are really crazy.
At the same time, Yu Huan was still standing by the table, motionless.
His eyes fell on the notebook that had been closed by him, his expression was a little surprised and a little dazed.But the heart was beating a little fast.
Yu Huan turned his head to look at Ruan Qiuping, who was slumped on the sofa, as if he hadn't recovered from the shock just now.
Ruan Qiuping's lips were slightly parted, and his face was still a little pale. He looked at the ceiling blankly, and slowly stretched out his hand, resting the back of his hand on his forehead.He was still panting lightly, his chest was constantly rising and falling due to his chaotic breath, and the slightly wrinkled white shirt moved up with his raised arms, revealing a small section of snow-white waist.
The picture I saw in the movie just now popped into my mind.
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping in front of him, and suddenly heard his heart beating uncontrollably.
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