My roommate is weird

"Stop messing around! Why are the little ones still acting like kindergarten children?"

Teacher Su taught a few children on the table a lesson, and just now someone secretly squeezed his own limp!

"Okay~ Teacher Su!"

An Pingyue had a playful smile on one side, and the restless Yang Ling was wearing newly bought clothes. Thanks to Su Zhiling's ugly clothes for many years, this guy finally became a little more harmonious.

"Senior sister is not so busy recently!"

It was the first time that the little guy spent more than an hour continuously with senior sister Anping, and he was very moved.

"Those guys in the student union have started to make a fuss. I haven't been too easy to manage these days and let them fend for themselves."

An Pingyue nodded her chin.

"Those people under Anping's family think that they can't do without me, and they are trying their best to make trouble at the second brother's place~ Now there is nothing to report to my side."

"So I've been quite free recently."

"It's good to have a vacation. We can't bear it if we sleep six hours a day."

Su Zhiling took out a deck of playing cards from under the table. When she was relaxing on the set, Dou Dizhu was pretty good.

The little fox drew a ghost card and became a landlord, and moved Yang Ling, one of the top ten systems in the world, to serve as a staff member to his idiot host, while An Pingyue sat next to Qin Xinglan.

"Tsk, we're unlucky today!"

The goddess of misfortune in allusions.

In fact, Qin Xinglan has never seen Su Zhiling get lucky every time she fights the landlord, and what's even more frightening is that it's not the little fox's stubbornness.

"Yeah~ I drew two twos!"

"I told you, I will use this pair of three to ambush later..."

The little guy who got the card and Yang Ling who was on the side thought they were plotting quietly and loudly.

Dian Zhongdian's self-reported family.

The gentleman Qin Xinglan pretended not to hear, while An Pingyue at the side even figured out which cards the little fox was holding.

The fight against landlords was over soon, and Qin Xinglan easily defeated Su Zhiling with the little guy who was equivalent to a bright card.

Of course, with Little Fox's pathetic deck of seven, eight, nine, three, four, five, and the biggest Q, it would be very difficult for Qin Xinglan to lose.

"We lost, senior sister Anping, come and replace us."

"Su Xuemei... remember not to touch my cards later..."

"what?"

……

After several dull rounds, Qin Xinglan silently put down the poker cards in her hand.

"The little radish heads in the orphanage recently taught me how to play games. I think it's quite fun. Let's try it?"

Qin Xinglan also knew that An Pingyue, who was overworked, needed relaxation and rest most urgently, so she just learned how to play games with those little carrots.

And playing cards with some people is really boring, even winning seems meaningless.

Everyone's Lady & Kryptonian Actor & Amnesiac:?

"That's it, it seems to be some kind of moba game."

Qin Xinglan took out the rag that exposed half of the circuit board and clicked on the game icon.

The content of the game is mainly divided into three lines of soldiers, five players play different roles to participate in the game, and then win by pushing down the opponent's base.

The crystallization of modern human wisdom such as online games is obviously a product of another world to the others.

Even after Qin Xinglan clicked on the game, people felt a fairy-like atmosphere!

"Qin Xuemei, your phone is smoking... are you all right?"

An Pingyue, who is as careful as a hair, realized that the source of the "immortal energy" was a product that was too weak to be called a mobile phone.

"It's okay, although there have been a few explosions before, but the latest accessories are new ones I found from the garbage dump."

Qin Xinglan, who is self-taught, is still quite confident in her own equipment, and she gave herself a thumbs up.

"It's really hard for you to survive till now!"

Yang Ling sighed and said what she wanted to say to Qin Xinglan hundreds of years ago.

After watching Qin Xinglan demonstrate, everyone else downloaded the game with their mobile phones. Except for the stumbling little guy, everyone passed the tutorial with ease.

After working hard for more than half an hour, several people finally formed a mighty five-person convoy in the lobby, and then started a simple computer under the conventional arrangement of the game system.

Qin Xinglan chose a sledgehammer girl who looked like her thief to shoulder the heavy responsibility of the top order. Although the screen on the phone freezes every three seconds, freezes every five seconds, and freezes every ten seconds, the self-improvement steel fierce girl is still steady and steady Press the simple computer violently.

And the little fairy is full of fairy spirit when playing games~

An Pingyue took an unpopular jungler and relied on his own understanding to roam around steadily. This lady of the family has formed her own unique style of play after just half an hour of tutorials.

Su Zhiling played the mid laner with a fox heroine, and actually fought back and forth with the simple computer, winning and losing each other. In an instant, it seemed that Guan Gong was fighting Qin Qiong, and it was a perfect match!

With the blessing of his own ingenuity, the little fox can throw out several skills in an orderly manner in an instant. Although the last knife is sloppy, he is still as fierce as a tiger.

Then the painting style of Yang Ling and Yang Xueqiao, who went down the road, changed again.

Yang Xueqiao, who was not willing to kill people, took a nanny as a soft assistant. It is said that she was afraid of getting the head and making the other person sad. It is a pity that the kindness of the female Bodhisattva was wasted on the simple computer.

And Yang Ling took a crispy explosive shooter to cooperate with the host, and moved himself.

Yang Ling gave full play to the advantages of the supercomputer in his mind, and every time he made up the knife, it was just right, and there was almost no unnecessary damage.

The chance of making a last hit is about the same as that of Su Zhiling in the middle who misses a last hit.

On the other hand, Yang Xueqiao also gave full play to the duty of observing the battlefield on the auxiliary line, standing motionless beside the pawn line.

At this moment, Qin Xinglan once again cooperated with An Pingyue to send the poor computer back to the spring together with the jungler.

Yang Ling curled her lips, fully demonstrating the most basic self-confidence of a super AI.

"Cut~ look at me!"

I saw the crispy skin in the bottom lane rushing up and dealt a lot of damage, playing a five-on-two with one against two!

Seeing that his health bar was about to bottom out, Yang Ling rushed forward to fight even more fiercely!

According to the thinking principle of carbon-based organisms, they should retreat.

It's a pity that there is no retreat in the dictionary of Tie Tie's simple computer, and the two caught Yang Ling and beat him up.

"Little idiot, add blood to me!"

"Okay! Lingling!"

A green light flashed over the head of a dying soldier.

Xiao Bing & Yang Ling:?

"Eh?"

"Beautiful job, what a tit! You're so cool~"

The yin and yang Yang Ling was sent home to soak in the hot spring, and the little guy who followed him also sent a double kill.

The other two teamed up with Su Zhiling in the middle again to kill the opponent's mid laner.

Everyone is very upbeat, how did you two pull the cross?

"that……"

The little guy silently put his head on Su Zhiling's shoulder.

shameful...

"So it's AI! This group of idiots who haven't even passed the Turing test actually killed me?!"

Yang Ling, who was looking at the record column, was shocked to see "computer (simple)" behind the opponent's name!

Who can believe that the crystallization of the highest wisdom of mankind, the super AI that can restart the world, can't beat a simple computer! ?

This is simply a blasphemy against millions of years of desperate evolution of human beings in nature! !

"I really can't believe it!"

Yang Ling, who was caught in an endless loop, also fell into the "death-loop" in the game.

In the end, Qin Xinglan and An Pingyue won the epic duel against the simple computer.

A total of sixteen heads were taken by the computer, while the shooter Yang Ling gave twelve heads alone, and Yang Xueqiao gave the other four.

The super AI almost blew out the coolant in his brain.

"Actually, that... it's just a game."

Su Zhiling, who watched this spirited little kid crying out of anger, comforted silently.

To be honest, Qin Xinglan could not have thought of such a look with a simple computer.

It was exactly as it was written in the novel.

Female college students are a group that can continue to create miracles.

Qin Xinglan was in awe.

"My phone needs to cool down, you guys come first."

Hearing this, An Pingyue immediately put down her phone. After all, after the only two people who can beat a simple computer leave, this team will be difficult to lead.

"I ordered a takeaway, and it's here!"

An Pingyue flipped through her phone.

Yueshan University's food delivery can't be delivered to the girls' dormitory.

"I'll get it with you!"

Su Zhiling, who didn't want to go to jail, got up immediately.

The two of them knocked on the door and left, leaving Yang Ling and the other two honest people weeping silently.

The sun was setting, I ate breakfast late today, and the day went by before I knew it.

A lot of life is spent in this day-to-day peace.

The calm An Pingyue was still dressed in white, and it was not at all obvious that this lady of the family was facing a head-on attack on the Internet.

The eyes of passers-by around have also changed from trust and admiration to contempt and disgust.

"Speaking of which, are you really alright?"

An Pingyue took off the headband on her wrist and tied her hair into a low ponytail.

"I'm a petty woman."

"I just want to spend the rest of the time with people who like me and I like, so I don't care about other people's eyes and words."

"The only people who can really hurt me are those I cherish~"

Su Zhiling nodded, if only she was so open-minded back then...

No, if I were so open-minded, I wouldn't have met the little guy.

"Let's go get takeout quickly~"

An Pingyue smiled.

"I don't have much time left, I can't waste it~"

"you……"

The little fox was stunned for a moment, and quickly caught up with An Pingyue who ran to the front.

The white dress was lifted by the naughty wind.

Like a blooming epiphyllum.