Paranoid academic gods are always poor

"Does it look good?"

Song Ye suddenly came back to his senses, and had to admit that Pei Hanmo was very attractive in this outfit, but Song Ye felt more jealous than appreciative at this moment.

"Why do you look good in a mirror?!"

Pei Hanmo actually laughed, "Just take it as you praise me."

"..."

In the end, Pei Hanmo explained that he also played the role of the king, so there was no need to waste too many costumes.

Song Ye's expression was complicated when he heard this, and he was so ashamed to ask a handsome young man "Who is the most beautiful person in the world?" What's more, the two boys want to act as a couple?

"I'm quitting."

When they walked out of the cubicle, Song Ye had already taken off her skirt, and after putting on her school uniform, her hair was messy and she didn't have time to tidy it up.

Jiang Honghong's eyes kept rolling around the two of them, and she didn't hear what Song Ye said at all, she just nodded perfunctorily.

Pei Hanmo was still in the black suit, with a small vest underneath, and his figure was drawn out of the golden proportions. His meticulous aloofness was in contrast to Song Ye, but there was no sense of disobedience between the two of them standing together.

Song Ye frowned awkwardly, Pei Hanmo raised his hand to smooth the fried hair on top of his head very gently, "Don't make trouble."

Song Ye glared at him unhappily, "Who made a fuss! How about trying to trade with you?"

Pei Hanmo was silent.

Seeing this, Song Ye became even angrier, "You're so desperate! Adding insult to injury! You're gloating!"

Pei Hanmo said helplessly, "I was just wondering if my clothes fit you well."

What do you mean?

Dislike him for being short?

Song Ye's body proportions are good, but Pei Hanmo doesn't know how he grew up. He lived a hard life since he was a child, but he didn't suffer from malnutrition, but he was taller than most people.

This suit was a bit short on Pei Hanmo's body, with one ankle exposed, Song Ye was actually only less than half a head shorter than him, so it would definitely fit on Song Ye's body.Pei Hanmo wanted to tease him, but Song Ye couldn't tell that it was a joke, so he turned himself into a puffer fish.

The nympho Jiang Honghong finally came to her senses, hurriedly found another suit, and said, "Master Song, you should wear this, this is another suit..."

It is compatible with Xueshen.

Except for the different colors, this set is similar in style and decoration.

Song Ye's mood brightened instantly, "Whose clothes are these?"

"I ordered it for you..." Jiang Honghong was a little guilty. She didn't show it in advance mainly because she wanted to see what the arrogant Young Master Song would look like in women's clothing. She used her toes to figure out how it was possible for Young Master Song to wear women's clothing on stage. It's just a pity I haven't been able to see Young Master Song's women's clothing with my own eyes, but Xueshen must have watched the whole process of changing clothes...

Look, the eyes are different. Before entering, strangers should stay away from each other. Now the eyes can be stretched, and they can't be pulled off Young Master Song's body.

"When playing a witch, add this cloak, but Young Master Song... if you don't wear a skirt, you may have to... wear a wig, after all, you are playing a queen." After Jiang Honghong finished speaking, she looked at Pei Hanmo, and she saw that the other party's eyes brightened lit up.

As long as it is not wearing a skirt, Song Ye said that it is acceptable.

After Song Ye changed his clothes and came out, everyone's eyes lit up—that's right!

One black and one white, one still and one moving, two good-looking boys standing together, it is simply not too seductive.

"You two are here to take wedding photos..." Ouyang Jie blurted out.

If this was said in normal times, Song Ye would definitely not care about letting him make jokes, but after the conflict last night, he knew that Pei Hanmo hated homosexuality, so he immediately retorted with a wrinkled face: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately!"

After speaking, he wanted to take Pei Hanmo to the mirror to compare the results, but Pei Hanmo turned around with a cold face and went to the other side.

Song Ye:? ?

Didn't you have a good laugh just now?

Why are you angry?

A needle in the sea of ​​a man's heart.

Ouyang Jie glanced over there meaningfully, approached Song Ye and asked, "Did you quarrel?"

Song Ye said indifferently, "None of your business."

If it wasn't for your nonsense, would Pei Hanmo be angry?

Thinking of this, Song Ye became more cautious. In the future, he must not say that he is a good match for boys in front of him.Perhaps Pei Hanmo took the initiative to ask Kong Siqing for a forum link because he wanted to report and delete the post himself.

He is indeed the heir of the ruthless Pei family.

Before the rehearsal was over, Song Ye slipped away early. When Pei Hanmo walked out of the campus, he saw Song Ye standing mysteriously at the school gate holding a thermos cup. handed him what was in his hand.

"Try it quickly!"

Pei Hanmo lost his temper towards him. After unscrewing the lid, a smell of alcohol wafted out. It was so dark inside that he couldn't tell what it was, "This is it?"

Song Ye first glanced around vigilantly, but still not very relieved, he stuck to Pei Hanmo's ear and said, "The cocktail you never forget."

"?" When did he say he wanted to drink?

After finishing speaking, he saw that Pei Hanmo's face was dull and unresponsive, and he was very proud, "How is it? I specially asked someone to transfer it, don't worry, the degree is not high, and I won't—"

"What's not high?"

A familiar voice sounded behind Song Ye.

Too bad, I was so busy looking around that I forgot what was behind me. Who would have thought that Old Wang was standing not far behind him.

Song Ye turned around with an extremely calm face, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "The milk that can grow taller, I think the first grade needs to drink more."

Lao Wang looked suspiciously at the two of them, who needs to grow taller?

At this time, Pei Hanmo picked up the thermos without changing his face, took a sip, and nodded as if something happened, "This milk tastes too fishy."

Song Ye quickly echoed, "It's just squeezed out, of course it's fresh."

Lao Wang felt that the two people were under too much pressure recently, which caused their brains to be a little hard to use, and said earnestly: "Go back to rest early, Song Ye, you don't have to work too hard, pay attention to the combination of work and rest, stupid birds need a little talent if they want to fly of."

After Lao Wang left, Song Ye wondered, "What does he mean?"

"What Teacher Wang means," Pei Hanmo said with bright eyes, smiling at Song Ye, "He said you are very smart."

Song Ye felt something was wrong.

"Are you still drinking? Put the cup away first, and be careful that the old king will come back again, so I can't explain it." Song Ye was about to reach out to pick it up, but it was empty.

Pei Hanmo raised his hand, raised the thermos cup high, raised his eyebrows and looked at Song Ye, "This is mine."

Then I saw his arm shaking, and the mouth of the uncovered cup tilted downward...

"Wait, don't move yet—" Before Song Ye finished speaking, a drop of water slowly slipped from the upside-down cup.

"..."

Song Ye couldn't believe it: "Have you finished drinking?"

Half of the cocktail was suffocated in one breath?

Pei Hanmo burped, and the air was full of the smell of alcohol.

Song Ye finally found the reason for his suspicion, "Are you...drunk?"

Pei Hanmo tilted his head and blinked, "I'm not drunk."

Come on, get drunk.

When Song Ye led Pei Hanmo on the road, he already felt very regretful. If he was allowed to go back to 10 minutes ago, he would stop Pei Hanmo from drinking the glass of wine even at the risk of being discovered by Lao Wang.

Who the hell would have thought that this person couldn't drink at all and drank so freely!

And Song Ye was forced to clean up the mess.

"I want that."

As he was walking, Pei Hanmo suddenly stopped, pointed to the inside of the shopping mall and opened his mouth, but Song Ye turned a deaf ear and kept walking forward.

Can a drunkard listen?

Pei Hanmo stood still, looked at Song Ye and repeated: "I want a little leopard."

Song Ye grabbed his hair irritably, and wanted to leave him behind for a moment, but when he thought that all this was caused by himself, he had to hold back his temper.

"What a broken leopard."

"It's not a broken leopard, the little leopard is very cute." Pei Hanmo corrected him.

Song Ye was tired, "Yes, I will buy it for you, let's go."

The two stood in front of the crane machine at a fixed time, Song Ye was dumbfounded, this... can I buy it?

After discussing with the staff, Song Ye returned with a blank expression, holding a basket of game coins, and put it in front of Pei Hanmo, "Take it."

After Pei Hanmo got drunk, his IQ returned to the age of three or four, and he couldn't communicate normally, so he had to coax him first. Song Ye originally planned to wait until he was tired from playing, and then he could leave.

"You clamped it?!"

Song Ye stared dumbfounded at the fact that Pei Hanmo was holding the doll he wanted just now, and he happily held it in front of Song Ye, with an expression on his face that was about to praise me, "Little Leopard."

... What a leopard, this is a silly dog.

But that's not important, Song Ye looked serious, patted Pei Hanmo on the shoulder and said, "Good job, by the way, take all these game coins...I want this dolphin, and minions..."

Every time Song Ye pointed at one, Pei Hanmo would obediently pinch it up, and he pinched it accurately. He is worthy of being a top student, even if he is drunk, his IQ instinct is still there.

There were more and more people around the two, and the staff looked at them with sweat profusely, and said with a bitter face, "Otherwise, I'll send you a big one?"

The machine will be empty any more. Just now, when the customer asked for two hundred coins in one go, the staff was very happy, but now they can't laugh at all.

In the end, Song Ye only needed a bag to hold these dolls, and it was indeed too much. He called Pei Hanmo: "No more playing, let's go back."

Pei Hanmo pointed to the little yellow man inside and said, "You said you want this."

Song Ye is ashamed, big brother, I mean I want one, I didn't ask you to pick up all the minions...

But Song Ye is in a good mood now and is willing to coax the child, "We will come again next time, be obedient."

As expected, Pei Hanmo obediently followed him back.

Leave the staff with desperate faces, come back next time?His performance is almost gone...

This is the second time Song Ye has entered this small room, and it is as clean and tidy as the last time he saw it. Although he took Pei Hanmo to dinner, he was still worried that he was alone at home when he was drunk. Do you remember how to wash it?"

Just after Song Ye finished asking, he heard a click, and the closed door was opened. He looked up and saw a middle-aged woman dressed in fashion. This room is...

Song Ye immediately became nervous, "Hello Aunt Pei!"

The other party was also stunned, as if he didn't expect a third person in the family to appear, but he soon came back to his senses with a gentle smile, "You are Xiaomo's classmate, sit down quickly, what do you want to drink, I'll go Here you go."

In the end, Song Ye was sitting in the living room drinking coke, waiting for Pei Hanmo to take a shower, and looked at the closed door, not quite understanding why Pei's mother was at home and asked him to take care of Pei Hanmo.