Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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"Hello, my name is Pei Qi. I graduated from Chinese University with a bachelor's degree. My last job was new media operation, copywriting, shooting, editing, and design."

...Speaking of it, it was really a bitter tear.

"Your side is Cute Pet Internet Celebrity Company, here is my resume."

Pei Qi handed over a resume to his boss who was interviewing.

When he spoke, he restrained himself extremely, and locked the forehead of the boss opposite him as much as possible.

Otherwise, it would be easy for him to stare at someone's face and show a smile that could not help but fly from the corner of his mouth.

No way, this boss is really good-looking.

Good looking is not enough to describe this person.

It's the kind of handsome guy who can't help but hold his breath just by looking at it, and screams in his heart.

Just "beauty", just words like "peerless beauty" will do! !

Yes, Pei Qi is a face dog and a voice controler.

And this beautiful boss, with long hair that reaches the shoulders, wears a neat shirt, and speaks with a charming low, hoarse and crispy voice.

Pei Qi: ...Boss, although we met for the first time, please forgive me for calling you wife in my heart.

No.

Look at this high nose bridge, Danfeng eyes, long eyelashes and a slight smile on the lips.I have to secretly call again.

wife! ! !

Ahhh, it's not in vain that he played his social animal nature, resigned yesterday, and interviewed today.

really!God will not treat social animals badly, and I saw a beautiful woman today!

Speaking of resignation, it is a history of heartache and blood and tears.

Pei Qi's previous company was a large group, and to be honest, he didn't learn much, let alone achieve himself, but was exhausted to death.

He has been working in that group since his internship in his senior year, which really frightens Pei Qi.

It was almost impossible to get off work normally, and I worked overtime until eleven o'clock and one o'clock in the morning for several consecutive weeks, with no overtime pay and no days off.

Recently, after he washed his hair, he suddenly found that he started to go bald.

Pinching the hair that fell out, Pei Qi howled.He must change this situation!

Unfortunately, after he struggled to express his pain, he was patiently enlightened by the manager, "Your work is not saturated enough", "You haven't worked hard", "You have to think more about the company".

? ?Believe your nonsense!

Pei Qi was silent for a while, rolled his eyes, and immediately offered to resign.

After all, a big group is a big group, with a lot of people, not less than Pei Qi.Resigned on the same day, resigned on the same day.

Pei Qi was also a little broke, thinking that a large group would torture people, so it would be better to find a small company!

So when he saw this "Axe Cute Pet Internet Celebrity Brokerage Company" on the recruitment software, he was satisfied with the scale "under 20 people", and was eager to try.

With this in mind, Pei Qi resigned yesterday and came for an interview today.

It is true that there are few people.No lie.

"Axe Ax Cute Pet Internet Celebrity Brokerage Company" only occupies half of the 17th floor of an office building.

Not to mention that the company occupies a small area, once he entered the door, there was no front desk, no other people, only an old man with long hair and shawl playing games there.

When he turned around, he was not an elder brother, but a beautiful woman.

When I asked, it was the boss himself.

...That is to say, so far, this company has only one boss.

If Pei Qi hadn't found out that this was a legitimate company, no matter how good-looking the boss was, he would have turned around immediately and run away.

Now that Pei Qi had finished introducing himself, he looked down at his resume.

I can't look at the boss anymore, my ears are red.The lethality is too great.

He stared at the resume, quietly thinking.

Although there are few people in the company, the location is very good. This office building is just a building in front of the apartment he rented, and it is a 3-minute walk away.

He goes to work at [-] o'clock, and he can sleep until [-]:[-] o'clock, and he can clock in with Dingding in the bedroom.

Don't be too cool!

And the working environment is great!

He went around just now, and half of the 17th floor is occupied by this company.

What happened to the small company?The big places are big.The tea room is huge, the desks are so big that they can play billiards, and the distance between them can sing folk songs.

What moved Pei Qi the most was the boss.

It's not that he's a beauty, but that he doesn't look very smart.

——After all, how could a smart person rent a half floor of an office building in a prime location, without a single employee, and play games in it? !

What Pei Qi meant was that this boss has a domineering aura around him, and he can tell from every gesture that he grew up rich.

Pei Qi understood.Very good, it feels like a rich second generation playing tickets.

That would be great, LOVE LOVE!

With a backstage, the company cannot go bankrupt for a while.

The second generation of the rich play tickets, and it is not certain whether they will come to the company or not, which means that working hours are easy to fish for!

Thinking of this, Pei Qi suddenly raised his head, facing the silent boss, and began to express himself!By the way, fight for treatment!

"You are a cute pet internet celebrity company. I like small animals! Being with small animals will make me feel happy and live a happy life, and it will make me love the company and work even more."

The boss had a half-smile on his face, as if he could hear what rainbow fart he was talking about.But he didn't expose him, on the contrary he looked very proud.

Just ask: "Cat, do you like it?"

Pei Qi nodded vigorously: "Of course, I like kittens the most!"

The boss said leisurely: "Like cats? Ugly ones are okay?"

Pei Qi thought the boss was joking.

After all, this is "Axe Ax Cute Pet Internet Celebrity Brokerage Company"!

Look at the words inside. "Cute pet", "Internet celebrity brokerage company", not cute pet, what kind of Internet celebrity brokerage company?

The boss is joking, and the workers of course join in.

So Pei Qi hahaha smirked: "Hahaha boss, what are you talking about? How could a kitten be ugly..."

Before the words were finished, the boss bent down, and together with his left and right hands, he brought up two cow cats.

After seeing the two cats clearly, Pei Qi fell silent like a goose strangled by the throat.

... really ugly.

No, it's still ugly.

These two cats are both cow cats.What is a cow cat?It is a cat that looks like a cow, with only white and black fur on its body.

Generally, the white hair and black hair are distributed irregularly and grow into the fur of a kitten.

But the patterns of these two cats are very strangely distributed.

The pattern on the body is normal, but the face is really amazing.

The one in the boss's left hand has white hair all over his face, and a patch of black hair on the top of his head.At first glance, it looks like a crew cut; on closer inspection from the front, it's a middle-aged greasy uncle with full bangs and a big crew cut.

The one on the boss's right hand has white hair all over his face, and the black hair on the top of the mouth is left and right, and it grows directly into a mustache.You don't need to look at it at first glance, and you don't need to look carefully, no matter how you look at it, it is a prince.

Pei Qi: ...

But at this time, the boss has been carrying fate by the neck for a long time, and the two cats are dishonest.

The flat-headed cub in the left hand began to move around, struggling hard, with a fierce face and cruel eyes.Wow, is a killer.

The mustache on the right hand stared straight at Pei Qi, its tail turned into a fan, and its claws kept reaching towards Pei Qi.

The boss held two cats, raised his eyebrows, looked at Pei Qi, and asked, "Love the company? Love the job?"

When the big beauty speaks, she looks very beautiful and her voice is super nice.

But his appearance, no matter how you look at it, has a bit of embarrassment and deliberation.

He seemed very happy, and he showed this "ugly cat, my world view has collapsed" expression just to trick Pei Qi.

But Pei Qi still has his beauty filter.

Pei Qi hesitated for a moment, and took the mustache that seemed to like him very much.

When I carefully stretched out my hand to hold it, I realized how soft and slippery the fur is.

Pei Qi really likes small animals, what's wrong with the ugly cat?It's not like this among other kittens!Ugliness is what humans say!

What do humans say about kittens!

Pei Qi put the mustache in his arms and picked at its head.

The mustache was so happy, he twisted his body, wrapped his tail around Pei Qi's wrist, and let out a loud cry.

"Wow!!"

Pei Qi was taken aback: "...Why is this cat called so??"

The boss was shaking the flat-headed cub there, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but said, "It's also the first time to be a cat, so it's not very skilled."

Pei Qi:? ?

He didn't understand, but wanted to complain.

The boss left the cat alone, and stuffed the flat-headed cub into Pei Qi's arms, and began to discuss salary issues with Pei Qi.

The flat-headed cub seemed to want to resist.But he was stopped by the boss' death eyes.Honestly curled up in Pei Qi's arms.

Pei Qi listened to the boss with his ears up.

The boss said that a small company is a studio, so the model of basic salary plus commission is adopted.He wanted Pei Qi to turn these two cats into Internet celebrity cats as soon as possible, and earn a lot of money by accepting advertisements as soon as possible.

When he said this, his face was a little silly and sweet.

Pei Qi was speechless for a while.

At this moment, he didn't realize that his beauty filter for the boss began to shatter.

In the impression of the great beauty, some sand sculpture taste was gradually mixed in.

Pei Qi thought about it for a while, thinking that anyway, he was satisfied with the company's location, environment, treatment and so on. Although the two cats were ugly, they had fur to pet.

Playing cats openly at work, what a fairy job!

As for operations?Work hard and you'll be done. You'll be worthy of yourself and the money your boss gave you.

It doesn't matter if the operation is not successful, and the boss can't be angry.At most, I will be unemployed again.

Pei Qi thought to himself, it's not that he has never been unemployed before, so what are he afraid of.I just graduated, so I can spend a lot of time when I am young, try to do whatever I want!

So, Pei Qi happily said that he would come to work on time at nine o'clock tomorrow.

The boss also looked very happy, and personally sent Pei Qi out of the house.

The two cats also followed to the door, and Pei Qi squatted down and said goodbye to the two cats with a smile.

As soon as he went out, the flat-headed cub smacked his mouth twice.

I started to use the rear jio hard, kicking my hair there.

Those who were so fast almost kicked themselves into a concussion.

While pedaling, he also talked: "Touched by humans! Touched by humans! Nasty human breath!"

Ah, yes, it's talking.It was still a very sunny boyish voice.

The cat was talking, and the boss present was not only not surprised, but also impatient.

The flat-headed cub is not finished yet.

It turned around while pedaling, and made a dangerous speech to the boss: "Hey hey, the day when we monsters rule the world is coming!"

"In the age of the end of the Dharma, the world is full of turbulent demons and ghosts! Ah ha ha ha ha I want to drink human blood, suck human spirit and kill people!! I want to meditate and practice to snatch the treasures of heaven and earth!!"

The mustache didn't listen to its dog talk, and was chasing its own tail to play.

The boss listened, but with an expression of swearing, he was about to swear at the cat.

The outside door suddenly moved.

It was Pei Qi who had gone and returned.Pei Qi pushed the door open and came in, and said silently: "...Uh, I want to ask if I need to bring my graduation certificate and degree certificate tomorrow..."

But his expression was indescribable.

Looking at the beautiful boss, recalling the voice he just heard.

Pei Qi: ...What's the matter? He looks like a middle school student.

Still watching this show?Or anime?

Can he pay wages on time, should I run away... Forget it, I will work for a month first, and if I don't pay, I will go to labor arbitration and sue him!

The boss said: "Take it."

After Pei Qi asked, he ran away quickly.

What a magical day today.He thought happily.

...However, how could it seem that he could vaguely foresee a future where he would no longer be able to survive.

Goose, it must be an illusion.

In the company, as soon as Pei Qi left, the boss began to impatiently pluck the hair of the flat-headed cub: "It's so noisy! I told you when I picked you up yesterday, if you want to become a genius, you have to start by becoming the most popular emoji !"

What the hell is this?The flat-headed cub had never heard of this method of becoming sperm.

Think it's in the ass.

It shouted loudly: "Ji Qingye!!"

The boss rubbed its fur with a ball: "Don't call me by my name. Call me Daddy."