Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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What is prescription cat food?

In fact, it is a bit like sick rice, the kind that is very nutritious.

The boss just can't hear the word "nutritious". It sounds delicious and nutritious?He is a big cat who lacks nutrition!

I want to eat more in the middle of the night!

how?Just allow you to touch the tiger in the middle of the night, and not allow me to eat food in the middle of the night?

Ah, this means that state officials are only allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps!

Pei Qi:?Can it be the same? !

Fortunately, Pei Qi is an expert at saving money, and his family has a lot of food stocked up.

Although there are not as many and high-quality items in the company's owner's refrigerator, what he hoards is instant noodles and snail noodles.

But it is just right to fill the stomach in the middle of the night.

So Pei Qi got up and went to cook snail noodles, so as to soothe the fried hair of the boss who couldn't eat the prescription food.

Pei Qi is renting a house, so everything that can be saved must be saved.

Otherwise, it will be really troublesome to change houses and move.

So there is only one bowl in the house, and the boss is the boss. If there is a bowl, Pei Qi eats it with the pot.

Parents want to eat, children can only watch.The mustache pulled Pei Qi's leg vigorously, trying to cook one for himself.

The flat-headed cub didn't dare to pick La Ji Qingye's leg.

What are you kidding? !No one can touch Ji Qingye's food!

It is impossible for him to share food with anyone, because rice is the soul of this big tiger!

Originally, the flat-headed cub was afraid to pick up La Ji Qingye's legs, but after the smell of the boiled snail noodles spread, the flat-headed cub changed from not being afraid to eat it to not wanting to eat it.

The flat-headed cub raised his paw, covered his nose with restraint, and made a very dignified sound.

"voke vomit yueyueyue slightly slightly!!!"

The boss is still a tiger, so he hasn't turned back into a human.

His slender eyelashes fluttered a few times, and his golden eyes blinked.

The black, white, orange-yellow striped, thick, thick, fat tail that had been swaying elegantly and rhythmically was no longer swaying.

Tactical leaning back, belly exposed, leaning on the pier sofa, the demon king seriously refused: "You should buy me prescription food."

Pei Qi secretly stared at him.

Buy, buy, buy, you big-headed tiger, buy!

The boiled snail noodles in the middle of the night is enough to disturb the neighbors, so why don't you buy food for you and let you eat Godzilla with your two cats? ?

You are here to stay for one night, but I have rented here for one year with one payment and three rents!

However, after more than a month of getting along, Pei Qi still mastered the method of getting along with the boss.

That is to poke the fat tiger's claws, praise the claws for their good looks, and divert the attention of the beautiful tiger.And replace what he wants in seconds.

If he doesn't do it, it's also useful for humans to act like a baby.

I don't know why, but this stupid group of big tigers likes it very much.

Come on, Pei Qi will give you a demonstration.

"Boss, you are still so shiny today. If anyone says you are the most beautiful of all tigers, I will beat him up! You are obviously the most beautiful of all animals, not just tigers!"

"No leopard, lion, penguin, polar bear can compare to you! Right! Beautiful boss, please be considerate and considerate of me, please, I will lay two eggs for your snail noodles, okay?"

The boss is expressionless.

It's really expressionless, after all, he is now in a tiger state, and it is difficult to see human expressions from the tiger's face!

So it's deadpan.

The face is expressionless, but the black, white and orange striped hair is thick and fat, and the tail is wagging very happily.

The voice is also rumbling.

He rested his chin on the paws, facing the humans: "Two and a half."

success! !Shifting the boss's attention from prescription food to eggs is a big success!totally ok!

So Pei Qi quickly cooked three poached eggs and gave the boss two and a half.

Don't think that Pei Qi is stupid, Pei Qi has his own little thoughts!

A qualified social animal must be seen by the boss when paying for the boss!

But also to stimulate the boss's sense of guilt!

So Pei Qi split up in front of the boss.

Three eggs, give the boss two and a half.God, is there such a good employee in the world?These are not good employees anymore, this is the invincible ultimate thunderbolt spiral good employee!

Pei Qi used chopsticks to sandwich the poached egg and gave it to the boss.

The boss has turned into a human being, holding the only bowl in the house with his slender white fingers, and leaning over.

What family?Eat two and a half eggs in one meal!

How magnanimous Pei Qi is to divide eggs like this!How courteous the boss!What a wonderful staff!

Does the boss have anything to say?

Have.

The boss stared at the snail powder: "Is there any sesame oil? Give me some."

Pei Qi: "No!"

Why are you not moved?Be impressed!Tell me I'm your good employee!

Then give me paid vacation or a salary increase!

Boss: "There is no sesame oil, but vinegar is fine."

Was the boss moved?

Eh, not really.

Not surprised?

As for monsters, the wild nature of animals is stronger than that of humans.

Animals basically have food protection behaviors. In other words, they don't feel guilty about eating more.

Their thinking is not "Wow I ate more because you were nice to me and I want to thank you" but "Wow I ate more because I'm strong and I'm awesome"!

The boss finished eating an egg and looked at Pei Qi.

Pei Qi doesn't have a bowl, isn't the only bowl at home for the boss?

Pei Qi had no choice but to hold a pot and just sit there dryly, eating the only half of an egg.

Anyone who looks at it is pitiful!Small poor!What a poor little curly hair!

The boss looked at Pei Qi with mixed feelings.

After all, they have been together for more than a month, and Huhu is not hard-hearted.

Pei Qi helped him take care of his younger brother, helped him set up an account, and helped him order takeout and receive delivery. The friendship between the two of them was far from the same.

Hey, anyway, Huzi is also a big monster, why does my little brother only eat half an egg? !

The boss looked serious: "How many eggs are there in the refrigerator?"

Pei Qi held the chopsticks and answered every question: "I bought it last time for a discount, twenty?"

Boss: "Cook it all for me!!"

Hey, what a domineering spirit!You are worthy of being the overlord, and you are worthy of it!

Boss Ba was furious, the chicken didn't fly, but the egg must be beaten.

Pei Qi: ...? ?

Pei Qi thought to himself, please don't.

In fact, he doesn't like poached eggs. Since he was a child, he felt that boiled eggs and poached eggs were dry and tasteless.

I don't know who likes to eat, but he doesn't like to eat anyway!

But he wants to win the favor of the boss!

That's why I don't say anything like "I don't like eggs, don't say two and a half, and I can give you three."

Instead, keep half of it for yourself, creating an illusion of "I like eggs very much, but I give it to you because I like the boss more".

What's wrong with the workers who are a little cautious? !It's just to get the boss's favor!

Only when the boss's goodwill is maxed out, will there be any salary increase, promotion, and equity share!

...Although there is no room for promotion right now.

There are only two people in the company, how is it?How else can I get promoted?Promoted to be the boss, or the boss's wife?

I swiped for favorability, but I didn't get touched, but I got [-] eggs.

Just ask, who, want, chicken, egg, ah? ?

For a big family, two and a half eggs are not enough for a meal?Got twenty? !

Pei Qi broke down: "...I won't cook eggs."

I can't sand sculpture with you!

Even if I have made sand sculptures before, there is no sand sculpture with twenty eggs!

Anyway, he doesn't cook.According to the boss's personality and temper, it is impossible for the boss to cook by himself.

Yes, it is impossible for the boss to cook by himself.But Pei Qi forgot that the boss is a big monster, a big monster with a younger brother!

And there is more than one younger brother.

Boss: "Mustache, go cook eggs!"

How positive is the mustache!

Just rush and you're done!

The cat was about to jump onto the table, snatched the small pot from Pei Qi's hand, and was about to cook the eggs.

Why did you want to grab Pei Qi's pot?

...Because there is not only one bowl in Pei Qi's house, but also one pot.

Pei Qi hugged his pot tightly: "Sleep! Let's go to bed after eating quickly, shall we?"

"Don't make a fuss when it's dawn, please!"

The boss pursed his lips, thinking wow, I don't appreciate my kindness!With a stinky face, he took an egg in his bowl and gave it to Pei Qi.

The beauty boss is really a beauty, even with a stinky face now, she is still pretty.

Boss: "Here."

half each.

It's simple social etiquette, but it's clearly the first time this tiger has done it.

Because his eyes have been exposed! !

Isn't it just an egg? Huzi, you are very reluctant!Your eyes are salivating!

Pei Qi looked at the eggs in the bowl, then at the boss.Look at the boss, then look at the eggs in the bowl.

Don't reject the monster's wishes.

Otherwise they will feel that you are looking down on them.

"...Thank you boss." Pei Qi ate the egg with tears in his eyes.

Well!Unpalatable!

Fortunately, after eating, the boss has something in his stomach, so he will stop being a monster.

By the next morning, the air conditioner in the office building had been repaired, but the boss still looked like he didn't have enough room.

Pei Qi wished he could drive him away!

The two and the two cats hurried back to the company.

The boss went back to his air-conditioned bedroom, blowing on the comfortable air conditioner.

This bedroom is very big, almost as big as Pei Qi's small apartment. It is a kitchen, a bathroom, and what a combination of a bedroom and a living room.

The boss lay there with jiojio upside down, happily blowing on the air conditioner.

The boss does not have to work because he is the boss.

But Pei Qi has already started working!

The vlog I shot before was a video, but both the audience and himself knew that it was actually a water video.

As a cute pet blogger, your cats are already "ugly" instead of "cute", so why don't you hurry up and keep your status as a pet blogger?

Ah how?

Do you think it's easy for flat-headed cubs to get out of the circle with emojis? !

Pei Qi started to conceive a new video. He rummaged through the warehouse where the props were stored, to see if he could get some inspiration.

As a result, I saw the whole set of voice buttons that I bought back but were destined not to use.

That's right, that's the one that Pei Qi has a series of plans, starting with teaching by ringing the dining bell, and finally the set of voice buttons that let the kitten learn to speak.

If it can be made, it will be a series of awesome videos!

Why can't it be done, and why can't the voice button be used?

Because the kitten at home can talk!

What kind of voice button do you use to teach from scratch?

It is absolutely necessary!You give them both a microphone, they both can say rap, and teach the voice button!

And the kittens at home can not only talk, but they are also very noisy kittens.

Challenging Pei Qi's endurance limit every day.

At the beginning, the mustache liked to yell like wow, but recently he just yelled like ahh.

Not like a cat, but like a crow.

Pei Qi found it very interesting.

The kittens I see on weekdays are all meowing, and they make a mighty ahhh sound, which is really a very mighty warrior.

Pei Qi had another inspiration.

He is going to let the audience experience the amazing movements that a mustache can make.

Pei Qi: Come on, call.

When Pei Qi was conceiving this video, the oatmeal brand he had worked with before, yes, the oatmeal brand that made the "sprinkle your face oatmeal" emoji out of the circle came again.

The docking person came over, called names, and wanted to cooperate again.

Pei Qi thought to himself, didn't he sign a cooperation contract before?It's not the day yet, what is this for?To urge the performance of the contract?

No, it's new cooperation, new business, new business.

Pei Qi: ...?

Ah, this is quite courageous, not only dare to come for the second time, but also dare to come for the third time!

What a serious and serious company, it went straight to the road of sand sculpture and never returned.

What are you trying to figure out?

Is it just the big flat head of the flat-headed cub? !

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