Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

032

How about it, is it straightforward enough? !

Straightforward enough!No compliment could have been more blunt or frank!Not anymore!

This is what is in my heart, this is what I have always buried in my heart!

Boss, did you hear that? !

Did the boss hear that?

That must have been heard.

Ji Qingye, a great beauty, frowned, showing a puzzled look: "Is it because I don't know enough about human beings? Why do I think you shouldn't call me wife."

Pei Qi thought to himself: What did you call my wife, my wife!

On the face, he was honest: "Boss, this is the word that compliments appearance in the highest sense. Look at the Internet, how many people are queuing up to call someone a wife because they look good."

"Don't you think you're ugly, boss?"

Ah this!These words broke the boss's heart.

The boss will never admit that he is not good-looking!

He was so obsessed with his pretty little face that he claimed the title of "wife".

Pei Qi looked at him and nodded in agreement.

I thought, enough ruthlessness, I deserve to be the boss, I deserve to be you, Ji Qingye!

But in the end, he left a mobile phone case for the boss's face powder.

After careful inspection of the remaining few samples, Pei Qi found that the quality was very good without any problems, so he prepared to mass-produce them.

For the samples in hand, according to the boss's wishes, there is no lottery draw, and the top few on the ranking list with the most frequent interactions with accounts on video sites are selected directly.

Didi's mobile phone case has arrived!

Nice!

Die-hard fans sit at home, and the benefits come from heaven.

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Leverage! 】

[I also asked the phone model intimately!Awesome!I have nothing to say. Director, you are really caring, great! 】

[? ?Why are there only ugly photos of mustaches? Is it crowding out our mustaches? 】

[Come, come, I replied to you because there is no one of these two cats. Please note that I said that there is no one that can take beautiful pictures! !You can't take beautiful pictures with Meitu Xiuxiu! 】

Pei Qi took it for granted.

But what happened!Ugly and cute cats!

Pei Qi hugged the mustache, and the mustache was so cute, his ears were shaking, and his claws were still trampling on Pei Qi's arms.

The tail is also wrapped around Pei Qi's wrist. Wow, it's a very possessive kitten!

The character of the mustache is very similar to that of a dog. Everyone knows the character of a dog.

The dogs really love you, and you are so active that you feel that wow, there is so much love, oh, oh, it's a bit overwhelming! !

That's what a mustache is.

Pei Qi put it down, and when he wanted to keep busy with work and deal with things on the Internet, the mustache would stop.

It clearly expressed the emotion of "I don't want it, I don't do it, I don't agree, why do you want to work, you love me more, okay, you just love me and don't do anything else, please".

After being placed on the sofa, a carp stiffened and was about to crawl into Pei Qi's arms.

At this moment, it forgot that it was a kitten.

And it's a kitten mixed with Western dragon blood.

Those claws are sharp, they can cut radishes into radish soup.

It was happy and anxious, and rushed towards Pei Qi with its paws still sticking out.

Aww, I rushed up.

If it really got into Pei Qi's arms all of a sudden and pounced on him, then Pei Qi would bleed and cry and didn't run away.

Fortunately!On the nick of time!

At a critical juncture, a hero is on the scene!

The flat-headed cub lying on top of the refrigerator jumped down, as expected of the blood of Taotie, the ability of the beast is so strong that it is faster than imagination.

With just a daze, it arrived in front of the mustache, and kicked on the mustache's head with a jio!

Mustache!Acting like a baby to the point of hurting weak and helpless humans is really embarrassing to the kitty!

This jio kick is really sincere, my friends.

Anyone who is not a western dragon will have a proper concussion.

For a mustache, it's a buzz.

For Pei Qi, he heard a solid pounding sound even more solidly.

That kind of fist-to-flesh punch in a boxing match, that kind of firmness, is completely inferior to the voice Pei Qi heard at the moment.

Wow, mustache, your soul has been kicked out of your skull by the flat-headed boy.

After kicking the head of the flat-headed cub, the four jiojio landed smoothly and gracefully, with their tails curled up, sitting there, licking their paws reservedly.

Pei Qi knew that the mustache was so coquettish that he lost his mind just now, and the flat-headed cub did this jio to prevent himself from getting hurt.

It's too ruthless, Zai Zai.

And this is not your character design!How can you, a tsundere kitten, love humans so much?

When this mustache is playing and acting coquettishly with humans, you can see it clearly with a little paw?

Wow.

You shouldn't keep watching secretly when people are acting like a baby.

? ?What kind of plot is this?

Human beings were joking and playing with horoscopes, and the flat-headed cub could only squat on the top of the refrigerator, staring at it intently, his heart full of sorrows and thoughts.

Even secretly jealous.

After waiting for a long time, I finally got a chance for a hero to save mankind!

Is this the plot? Flat-headed boy?

Flat-headed cub: ...? ?Is it carrot stick soup? !

Pei Qi lost a reserved, flat-headed cub.

Harvested a flat-headed cub that puffed up and pointed its butt at humans.

What's wrong with ass?What happened to Crew's ass? !

Do you know how many sand sculpture netizens on the Internet are looking forward to seeing the buttocks of flat-headed cubs every day!This is the ass of a kitten with an internet celebrity expression pack!

And she will soon become a popular model of a certain treasure.

This one is coming soon, very soon.

Because the cereal brand side is really fast, after receiving the promotional photos, the design immediately started drawing.

I'm afraid that the speed of this workflow also took a few design lions, and soon, the promotional photos of the flat-headed cubs were put on the shelves!

The homepage of a certain treasure store of Oatmeal has been directly replaced with a promotional photo of a flat-headed cub, which is more ostentatious than the spokesperson.

The fans had already received the letter from Pei Qi before, and now they came to have a look, oh, it really is a big show!

[The last advertisement!Last time, the benefactor's father actually came to see you again! 】

[Father of the sponsor: They all said that I ate sand sculptures, but I want to eat them again! 】

【This ostentation!Who would have thought that our fans had just passed the [-] mark...]

【Yeah hahahaha!I dare not imagine what it will be like when there are hundreds of thousands of fans and millions of fans. 】

Don't you dare to think?Flat-headed cubs dare to think!

The flat-headed cub dares to think!

It felt that when it had hundreds of thousands of fans and millions of fans, it must have already become a mustache as its younger brother and was on an equal footing with Ji Qingye!

Hey!

The most urgent task is to transform into essence!He really wants to be human.

I don't know what it looks like when it becomes a human being?

He is of the Taotie bloodline, Taotie looks good, isn't he pretty.

But being human is already very strong!After all, it is a beast.

Let the flat-headed cub think about what it looks like to be strong.

No matter how tall you have to be [-] meters, right?The weight must be two hundred catties.

Not exaggerating?

24 pack abs!The biceps are bigger than the skull!One stop there is a mountain, anyone has to call brother!

Brother, I am your brother Song Jiang, brother!Me too!

This is the human form that flat-headed cubs want.Tough guy, man, a big brother who is not easy to mess with at first glance.

After thinking about it, the flat-headed cub became excited again.

Excited and excited, it became hot inside and stuffy outside.

There have been many times like this in the past, and the flat-headed cub knew that it would be over if he endured it, so he lay there obediently, squinting his eyes, and emptying his mind.

This method is obtained through experiments by flat-headed cubs, and it is the best method!

...and then it's useless.

hot!hot hot hot!It's not a hot problem anymore, it's already a hot problem.

The flat-headed cub held back, but didn't hold back.

Ah woo cried out.

"Help, help! I'm going to blow up!"

Hey, my friends, this is not an exaggeration at all.

It's really hard.

I don’t know if you’ve ever experienced it. It’s forty degrees outside in midsummer, and you’re huddled in a small, cramped utility room without air conditioning.

Well, it's about the size of a double-door refrigerator.

There are fifteen other people in this utility room besides you.You have to concentrate on reciting pi backwards.

This kind of torture, magnified 120 times, is what the flat-headed cub is experiencing at this moment.

It only felt that the inside of each fur was clamoring "It's so hot, I'm bald", and then a force grew from the root of each fur.

In an instant, it was as painful as a needle prick, and it seemed that all the useless fur was thrown away in an instant.

Suddenly, it saw the golden eyes of the boss.

It really has a boss in front of it.

The boss and Pei Qi squatted in front of it and behind it.

Looking at the flat-headed cub together, it was like delivering a baby.

Pei Qi was really nervous as if delivering a baby.

He learned from the boss that the flat-headed cub might have really successfully transformed this time!

Thanks for the promotional photo!Thanks for the flow of a certain treasure!

Thanks to the sand sculpture netizens who love to eat oatmeal, dried fruit, boneless chicken feet, duck neck, nuts and rabbit heads! !

Thanks to CCTV for all the friends who love the flat-headed cubs!

Our flat-headed cub is going to take the college entrance examination, I wish it success!

Pei Qi was nervous and kept asking, "Is it okay? Is it okay? Is it okay? It looks very painful!"

Ji Qingye is quite impatient.

Crouching there, her shawl and long hair drooping, she looked at Pei Qi with a sad face.

"You have asked Pei Qi 860 times. Isn't your mouth tired for half an hour?"

When the boss said this, he suddenly made a mistake and smiled.

Lowering the voice, the bubbly sound became a hydrogen balloon.

The tiger man said, "Your mouth is tired, do you want me to kiss you?"

Pei Qi: ...? ?Wooah vomit yueyueyue!

"Shut up! Look at the flat-headed cubs!!"

Boss: ...he has changed so fiercely.It wasn't like this when he first started.

At the beginning, he would blush even if he looked at me more often! !

The boss snorted, and together with Pei Qi looked down at the flat-headed cub carefully.

The flat-headed pup was twitching there.

Then, he paused for a moment.

Just for a moment.

The flat-headed cat suddenly lost its hair! !But it's bald!

The one who stayed where he was was a three or four year old boy.

It turns out that this is the refined form.

When the boss saw it, he didn't know why he was smiling: "Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Pei Qi was quite moved: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L L L L U! You're the best!!"

The flat-headed cub opened his eyes ignorantly, flattened his mouth, frowned, and pinched his fat belly with unskilled hands.

"...Where's my 24-pack abs woohoo?!"

Think not having 24 pack abs is the limit of collapse? !

dream!

Come, come, take a look, take a look, look at the appearance of this three or four-year-old boy!

See what the boss is laughing at!

Big eyes, high nose bridge, red lips, nothing wrong with him, he is a beautiful little boy, much prettier than the ugly cat and flat-headed cub.

but!He has black curly hair.

Yay, Shaun the Sheep!

Pei Qi: "...yeah. Like my brother."

He endured it, so he didn't say the phrase "like my cub".

The flat-headed cub was even more sad.

It's not because of anything else, but because he has cat aesthetics, and things like hair should be straight!I'm not a curly cat!

Small curly hair is not good-looking.

Woo woo woo.

The flat-headed cubs flattened their mouths, purring with teary eyes, and the cuteness of human cubs can be seen at a glance.

He cried and said, "I want to have the same long hair as Ji Qingye! That would be beautiful."

That satin-like long black hair!It's every cat's dream!

The boss smiled: "It's not my hair that looks good, but my face."

"Even if I'm bald, I'm still the prettiest monk."

Pei Qi: ... Ahhh!

俏？

Pretty cat ass?Don't hit the child, is it so difficult to give the child some self-confidence, Ji Qingye!

The author has something to say: Little bosses, after a while, we will update the third chapter~

The manuscript box has been set, chirping.