Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Playing with a ball is an irresistible thing for cats.

What cat doesn't like playing with a ball? !

Use claws to paw and pull, and you can also lick, hug, rub, and touch, all the tenderness of the kitty is given to Qiuqiu!

Boss: My dream ball.

Yes, the happiness of cats is as simple as that. Which human being wants to deprive cats of the joy of playing ball? ?

The boss stared at Pei Qi: owo

Can't I play ball? ?

Big Cat also wants to play ball, but there is no place for him here!

Boss, you are too old to play ball, Boss!

If a tiger as big as you plays ball, it’s not a question of whether you can take a video, it’s really that the office building is about to collapse.

The tiger jumps, the tiger flutters, and the happiness of the tiger cannot be stopped by ordinary people.

Pei Qi: It's the kitten's ball!Kitty!No big cat thing in this!

He has been with the boss for more than two months, and he understands the boss's petty temper very well, so he coaxed the boss: "Referee, referee, okay? You will be the referee."

Anyway, the boss wants to participate in the game, so you can't play without him, otherwise he will get angry.

Wow, what kind of baby character are you? ?

Pei Qi pressed the boss to sit on the sofa, pressed the boss's shoulder, and said fiercely, "Sit down!"

Don't jump up again, don't act like you want to tear off your clothes and turn into a tiger to enter the arena to chase and beat the kitten!

"Referee! The referee that was agreed, I promise you the best referee." Pei Qi coaxed him.

Moaning, the boss grabbed the pillow for Corgi's butt that Pei Qi had bought before, and rubbed it vigorously.

I can't wait to crush the dog's ass.

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Who told you the referee?who!Who told you yes!

The boss is messing around with Corgi's ass pillow, referred to as boss nonsense.

Pei Qi excitedly started to prepare for the competition. Let's experiment first, right, to see if it works.

Don't directly broadcast live and then flip the car, you have to play a qualifier or something first.

So Pei Qi went to Almighty's warehouse again, searched hard, and found a fishing net.

Where did the fishing net come from?

In fact, it is the kind of net that is used to take pictures on ins, and it seems to be a fishing net...but never mind!Pei Qi took it out.

Select the company lobby, very spacious and spacious!Pei Qi blocked a net in the middle, so that the camp area was separated.

We have a total of two contestants, two kittens!

Flat-headed cubs and mustaches, each represent themselves in the battle!

Pei Qi was very excited. Humans, in fact, like to watch the excitement, grasping melon seeds to watch fights, or surfing the Internet to eat melons, all of them are behaviors that like to watch the excitement.

Kittens fight... Pooh play ball!Oh, what a scene!

Flat-headed cubs and mustaches are also very excited.The two haven't fought for a long time.It's been a long time since I've had a legitimate fight.

The battle for supremacy during the last cereal shoot should come to an end!

Who is the elder brother of this family and who is the younger brother of Taotie and Xixilong? There should be a result!

Pei Qi was still pulling the net, and on the left and right, the flat-headed cubs and mustaches were already looking at each other with serious kitten faces, furious.

The boss lost his qualification to play, so he watched the excitement outside the arena, and brought himself a lot of snacks, watching the excitement and seeing the squeaks.

Little Dulu hamster is so small, Bai Tuanzi was also entrusted with important tasks.

Hold on to the whistle that is as big as the side of the body, and prepare to blow the whistle for a while.

Pei Qi told the rules to the two kittens.

It's about rules, but there are no rules. It's a bit like a football and volleyball game.

Kitten attack!The kitten kicks the ball!

This side of the net is your territory, and the other side of the net is my territory. The ball can go over the net or roll over the net!

Which kitty does not succeed in counterattacking, and if the ball misses by itself, it will lose points.

Sports competition is a modern battlefield. This is true. Before the sports competition started, Pei Qi seemed to be on the battlefield.

The flat-headed cub, a half-breed glutton, entered the stage with his own mouth.

Glutton, who has experienced blood awakening and has successfully transformed into a human cub once, is even stronger.

After all, the flat-headed cub at this moment is already a muscular kitten!The body is also very strong.

The character mustache is also on the verge of breaking through at any time.

The positive puppy is also very attractive when he is serious and serious. Not only does he not look like a dog anymore, but he looks like a swift and agile little leopard.

What is it called?Amazing puppy, mighty and mighty.

The game officially begins.

Pei Qi tossed the ball!good!It was the flat-headed cub who got the ball, and the flat-headed cub jumped a carp and caught the ball directly with his flat-headed cub!

What a seal headed the ball, the flat-headed cub raised the ball head-on, shook his head angrily and sent the racket flying.

Pei Qi: ...? ?cub!How is your brain? !

Mustache is not to be outdone.

It's running, audience, the Bazihu ​​is running, the Bazihu ​​charged successfully, and raised his claws to hug the ball!

It's a two-and-a-half two-and-a-half-week spin attack with a difficulty factor of [-].

The Crew missed the ball.But very angry.

So after crossing the net, a whole cat jumped directly on the mustache's head, strong and coercive.

The positive puppy never feels any setbacks. The two cats fight together, with black and white hair flying all over the sky.

Pei Qi poked the boss hard there: "Referee! Get on the field, referee! The athletes have already started fighting! What are the referees waiting for if they haven't played yet?"

The boss immediately cooperated: "Flat-headed cub, don't bite, just kick on your legs!"

Pei Qi: "...Is this how you referee??"

Little Dulu was blowing the whistle frantically there, and during the long beeps, the two cats formed a Yin-Yang Tai Chi diagram.

In the end, the boss separated them one by one.

Pei Qi was helpless.

Fortunately, it was just an experiment, and there was no real live broadcast.If this was a real live broadcast, then it would not be a problem of overturning, it would be the Shura field.

This belongs to live violent content, this belongs!

It took Pei Qi two days to engrave "follow the rules" into the kitten's black and white fur.

Yes, those rules are gone, and the only remaining rule is this one sentence.

— No fights are allowed.

Nothing else.

When the two cats learned not to fight, Pei Qi ran to the video platform and posted a news, notification, tonight!Live tonight!

The fans who came across this news are simply amazing.

【What?Can I watch Ugly Cat live? 】

[Hey hee hee!I love this live broadcast!At that time, the field manager will chat with us again, I love this kind of live broadcast of life so much! 】

【Ah, cute pet live broadcasts are very boring. Watching cats with a camera seat, I guess I will get bored after watching it for a while.Then use the live broadcast of the director to help you sleep. 】

sleep aid?

Oh, no one wants to sleep tonight.

As soon as the live broadcast time came, the viewers and friends in the live broadcast room were stunned.

Eh?Isn't it the live broadcast of [Puppy, Cat and Piggy]?

[Puppy Cat and Piglet] Isn't it a cute pet account?

Why is the painting style of this live broadcast room like this?Good guy, is this the volleyball match scene?Hey, there are banners.

What is written on the banner?

——The level of competition, the demeanor of competition.

Audience friends: ...?

Where's the cat?Where's the kitten?

It's time for the off-screen sound.

"Cough. The first kitty flying and rolling competition, the participating teams enter the arena!"

"Flat-headed cub!"

The flat-headed cub walked into the camera with catwalks, elegant, decent, dignified, and full of muscles.

It looks more like an uncle who worked hard in the park and his muscles bulged off on the horizontal bar.

Crew-headed boy, grandpa.

"Mustache!"

Mustache, happily ran into the camera, high-spirited and cute, and barked at everyone.

"referee?"

The boss said lazily on the sidelines: "Here."

"Technical staff?"

Xiaodulu watched the whistle while controlling the live broadcast on the computer in real time.

Hearing Pei Qi call it, he jumped up to signal that the technicians were in place.

Pei Qi nodded.

"Teams from both sides are in place. I announce that the first Kitty Flying and Rolling Ball Competition will officially begin!!"

Barrage.

【. 】

[...? ? ? 】

[Fuck, is this something I can watch for free? ? 】

【What kind of work is this?What are you playing? 】

【Ha ha ha ha? ?I never expected this kind of live broadcast! 】

【Can!I, a cute girl who has watched the sports area of ​​the game area, will watch the cat competition today! 】

[Ah, I heard another man's voice, that is the man behind the director!Boss!Hell, field boss you and your boss sound this!what!nice!What kind of kitten competition will you show us during the live broadcast? ?Not good for chatting? 】

then.Really fragrant.

Woohoo, the kitten ball game is so beautiful!

Yes, audience friends, with the blogger [Little Dog, Cat and Little Pig], what you see must be the strange and magical things that other cute pet bloggers can't see.

For example, a kitten ball game.

【nice shot!The mustache fairy saves! 】

[How did you play the ball to such an extent!Better than a Dog Frisbee game! 】

[The flat-headed cub catches the ball! !Ping always hit it!Mr. Ping hesitated, oops, missed the opportunity!Food is the original sin, Mr. Ping! 】

[Mr. Ping hold on tight!Check it out ah ah ah ah ah you can level the total! 】

[The mustache is so beautiful and the tail is kicking the ball!I love it, I love it, the mustache is an eternal boy, time will remember this summer! 】

The boss turned to the phone: ...?

I don't understand why humans like to watch this kind of stuff.

Switch to the boss's live broadcast. The boss wants to show you the Siberian orange cat Siberian tiger sleeping online.

The boss looked at his phone. Where's Pei Qi? Pei Qi is very busy.

The workers are responsible for explaining the whole process.

"The flat-headed cub player used his own unique skills, and the kitten rolled. Audience friends all know that the flexibility of the kitten is great... But huh? Flat-headed cub, you can stretch it so long. You are stretching noodles ??"

"Okay, next is the home court advantage of the mustache player. The mustache player chooses to lie on the ground and meow and start acting like a baby? Mustache! It's the game, don't be squeamish!"

"The decisive goal! Now the two sides are tied and the decisive goal is the decisive goal! The flat-headed cub takes the lead... the referee should not reach out to me! I don't have time to go to the refrigerator to get you Wangzai milk, you go get it yourself!"

Boss: Not even Wangzai milk.

Audience friends are very nervous watching the game. No matter what game you watch, as long as you watch it, it is a great experience.

The same goes for watching kitten ball games.

[Bet on a week's worth of milk tea, the flat-headed muscular kitten will win. 】

【Excessive!nonsense!The flat-headed cub made his debut late, and he is not as powerful as my giegie mustache. Seniors are invincible!dog head]

[Ah, ah, the whistle is blowing!The whistle is blowing! ! 】

The moment the whistle sounded, Mustache yelled presumptuously, ran into Pei Qi's arms, and slammed into his chest.

Small shells.

The final result of the game!The Mustache Positive Kitty Takes Victory!

Crew!Have you trained your muscles for nothing?

Flathead Cub: Yes!Practice for nothing!I did what I did to illustrate one truth!That is, cats can't beat dogs! !

The horoscope hit so badly that Pei Qi lost his center of gravity. He staggered and fell sideways on the sofa.

The mobile phone holder and the mobile phone standing beside Pei Qi also fell down.

So in the view of the audience friends, the ceiling was suddenly seen.

A victory that people look up to the cat!

Pei Qi rubbed his mustache, went to help his phone, and broke into the camera.

Showed his face.

Sand sculpture netizens uttered the voice of Wuhu.

【whee!The field manager just looks good!Ah, the angle of death is so beautiful? ? 】

[Little curly hair! !Little Curly!Younger brother full of youthfulness! 】

[Wow, did you come out to work after graduation? 】

Pei Qi hugged the cat, struggling to stand on the phone stand.

The mobile phone stand is floor-standing and has a certain weight. Pei Qi shook it, feeling something was wrong.

"Graduated, graduated, is a mature worker... Boss, this shelf seems to be crooked and bent, can you straighten it?"

boss:? ?WHAT MY PROPERTY HAS DAMAGED? !

Let me come to Kangkang!

So the boss rushed over quickly and got into the camera directly.

With a glimpse, an arrow hits the center of the head.

The barrage was blank for a moment.

Dude, I was so shocked I forgot to type.

After reacting, the barrage exploded directly.

[...? ! ! 】

[! ! !Suck and suck! ! 】

[Fuck? !What the hell is this the boss?fart!This is my wife! ! 】

Ah, the moonlight shines on the top of the mountain, the mist blurs everything, and a beauty riding a white deer walks out of the silver halo...

Sorry, Sand Sculpture netizen said that I can't drag my literary literacy, so I asked directly.

wife!Let's take a look, let's take a look, shall we? !

The author has something to say: Pei Qi: ... bent... straightened...

Flat-headed cub: If you bend it, you can't straighten it. (straightforward)

Thank you for meeting me, thank you little bosses~

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