Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest
Chapter 5 Ah, Vegetable Dog
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Pei Qi: ...
Looking at Ji Qingye's movements, he became confused.
Even scratching the back of his head.
Boss, you are so positive.You are more active than a mustache.
... It's not like that!
Pei Qi looked at the boss who pressed the button, and felt that he was a fool from the bottom of his heart.Then, he also vaguely noticed something abnormal.
Both times.
Pei Qi's head was fine, so of course he noticed something was wrong.
Speaking of which, the boss is alone, so how can he make such noises?
Pei Qi didn't understand.Wow, is this the strength of the second disease? !
Ji Qingye, as expected of a person with wild characters in his name.
Facing Pei Qi's questioning expression of "You're not right", the boss remained calm and even beat him back.
He threw the prop into Pei Qi's arms.
"Hurry up and record the video. Fans have left messages to remind you to update."
The boss uttered the voice of a capitalist: "Is it more difficult every day? I ask you, is it more difficult every day?"
Boss, the donkeys in the production team are not so diligent! ...but who made you the boss?
Pei Qi said, shoot, let's shoot!
He was preparing to shoot, and the boss secretly played on the account, and responded positively to other people's messages.
The message was sharp: [Ugly cat. 】
The boss is harsh: [Stupid humans. 】
The following was in a trance.
[Wow, are you swearing? 】
[Wow, are you acting like a baby? 】
[Wow, is the cat replying? 】
Pei Qi and the boss have completely different personalities for replying to comments.
Pei Qi ruthlessly called to kiss the business machine.
Ji Qingye, the arrogant big monster, was deleted by Pei Qi.
As for Pei Qi, he finished all the props, and put all the sound pads and voice buttons aside.
The kind of dining bell that is brought out first to serve food, the kind that jingles when you press it.
He wants to cultivate the kitten's natural response first.
He put the dining bell in front of the mustache who just came out of the boss's bedroom enduring desire.
Mustache is a little absent-minded.In fact, it is still thinking about the sparkles of the boss.But Pei Qi didn't know, he just thought that the little cat was in a bad mood.
Yes, kittens also have bad moods.
Although they don't know how to post on Moments, they are also frustrated and sad.
It is best not to work for a kitten in this situation.
So Pei Qi played with it for a while, petted and hugged it patiently, and found a place where it could get enough sunlight to sleep.
Pei Qi was a good man, but Ji Qingye had no intention of being a man.
Seeing that Pei Qi had settled the mustache properly and was far away, he moved closer to the mustache.
Opening his mouth, the pretty face made a devil's speech: "The glitter in the room is yours now, my bed and my room are all yours."
Before the character Hu was so happy that he ran around, the boss sneered: "Losing money, little monster."
The boss is a big monster with a lot of money.
Years of wealth did not develop his character of treating money like dung, but instead he developed a temper of "I will beat anyone who touches my money into dung".
If it wasn't for the fact that the mustache was the kitten he was wearing, the boss wouldn't be gnashing his teeth like this now.
He had already started clattering.
Now, it's just buying and selling by force, which is already very big brother's demeanor.
Ji Qingye: I'm doing you a favor, little cat, you can figure it out.
Although the mustache has awakened a bit of the blood of the Western Dragon, he is still a kitten!Weak and helpless kitty!
How can there be money for the boss to buy something shiny?What kind of bed and house should I buy?
What's more, it is the habit of Western Dragons that they have never bought anything, so it's all a robbery, right? !
However, the mustache of the mixed blood of Xiaoxilong is now a humble kitten.It's not a problem of not being able to fight, but a problem of being easy to take with dogs.
It grunts a few times, and it is also the jewel and gold jewelry that is greedy for the boss...
So angrily, he sold himself to the boss and beat him to work for hundreds of years to pay off his debts!
The boss looked the kitten up and down, a little disgusted with its weakness.
But after thinking about the hard scales and fire-breathing ability of Western Dragon as an adult, he said proudly: Well, I also need a mount.
Good, then deal!
The pile of worthless glittering crystals were rolled away by horoscopes, and the boss was really disgusted.Now that everything has been dealt with, and a dragon has been tricked into working, the boss's mood has improved a lot.
So he leisurely went to see Pei Qi and the others filming.
Pei Qi's side is filming. The flat-headed cub is on camera for the first time, and he cooperates very well!
After all, the flat-headed cub just learned that gaining popularity has so many benefits, so he really wanted to accumulate popularity and become popular quickly.
So overly aggressive, trying to express their intelligence.
Pei Qijiao shook hands, and the flat-headed cub not only shook hands, but also bowed and kowtowed.
...Pei Qi almost suspected that he lost his eyesight and was hallucinating.
Kowtow kitten, have you seen it?
The kitten kowtowed, the more it kowtowed, the more sad it became.
Pei Qijiao pretended to be dead, and the flat-headed cub not only lay down, but also held his breath, motionless and stiffened.
... Startled Pei Qi.
Pei Qijiao rings the bell, it will take a long time.He has already done long-term repeated training, so that the kitten is ready to form a conditioned reflex.
But as soon as the dining bell was taken out, the flat-headed cub pressed it, staring straight at the camera, and signaled Pei Qi to take a picture quickly.
Pei Qi: ... Is it my illusion, this cat looks very ambitious? ?
Wow, you really want to fire roar!
Pei Qi hesitated for a moment, took out the sounding pad and the voice button, taught him how to call "Dad" twice, and then demonstrated that the cat food was "rice rice" and "caicai" in the voice button, and the flat-headed cub understood.
It seems that he is not speaking in a natural reflex "like", but he is obviously speaking through the voice button.
How smart are you?
The flat-headed cub stared at the swaying boss with provocative eyes.
I pressed the [Dad] button, and then quickly pressed [Cai Cai], back and forth.
Because the press is fast, the voice broadcast sound is swallowing words.It got the timing just right again, so what Pei Qi and the boss heard was——
"Papa's food! Dad's food! Dad's food..."
Pei Qi: ...
He opened his mouth with difficulty, doubting his life: "Your cat, is it a little..."
Graduated from some universities and are applying for postgraduate exams? ?Some postdocs? !
The boss was scolded, with a grudge on his face.
And hate the cat: "You are a dish, you are a dish dog."
Good guy, I am so angry that there is no distinction between species.
Pei Qi, a senior worker, subconsciously began to coax the boss: "Be happy, it's the first time it calls your father..."
After speaking, he himself couldn't bear to look directly at him.
It's over, the style of painting has gone astray, and he himself started to sculpt in sand.
Flat-headed cub, you want to be angry too much, and you are actively flattering!
It was originally a crew cut, and it looked like a greasy uncle, so flattering made it even more greasy.
The effect of shooting is really bad.
Pei Qi was also helpless, and the flat-headed cub was also devastated.
The whole cat seems to be a game player who is eagerly waiting for the experience value to be upgraded, but it is stuck with a bug.
What's wrong with flatheads?The flat-headed cub is just a kitten eager to change shape!
At this moment, Mustache strolled over again. He was super cooperative and started filming with Pei Qi.
... The flat-headed cub, at this moment, seems to be a kitten that is only hidden by the company. All the resources of the company are on the mustache.
The character mustache, the popular traffic kitten, is held in the palm of the hand by the manager Pei Qi, pampered and coaxed in every possible way, monopolizing resources and tilting.
And the flat-headed cubs are only assigned to the company's first brother to wash jio.
When I think about it this way, I am really angry!
However, the mustache is no longer the mustache of a few days ago.
Farewell to the cat for three days, treat it with admiration, it is now a kitten who has awakened the blood of a mixed western dragon!
It's not a question of whether you are smart or not, it's because of your nature!Recently, it not only likes Jingjingjing, but also likes big beauties.
Like Ji Qingye, who is so cat-shocking and beautiful, she really likes her mustache like crazy!But if it really dares to lick and lick, then it is crazy...
In the world of monsters, strength is king, rookie cats are not worthy of attracting beauties!
Therefore, the mustache was full of blood and tears and stayed away from Ji Qingye.
There are only so many human monsters in the room, and it doesn't want to suck flat-headed cubs.
Ah what!
Do you think Western Tyrannosaurus rex has no aesthetics?
Do you think the vicissitudes of life with a flat head look good? !Excessive!
A mustache can't suck it down.
Ji Qingye didn't dare to smoke the suckable ones present, and the flat-headed cub would vomit as soon as he smoked it.
Then suck Pei Qi!Pei Qi Xiangxiang!
Pei Qi is a pretty boy with curly hair and sunshine!
The mustache's eyes flashed, and he wanted the beautiful boy to hug and pet him to satisfy Longlong's possessive desire! !
It's so cute, and it's super cute.Pei Qi looked helpless there: "Ah, so clingy, clingy puppy. So cute and obedient!"
The mustache rubbed against Pei Qi so hard that he almost turned him into a fire drill.
The video recording is also super cooperative, very smart, and not so smart that the flat-headed cubs are like "I want to have the strongest brain".
Ringing the bell is also cute.
Eating is even cuter, and he pushes the small dried fish towards Pei Qi with his furry claws.
Pei Qi: Ahhh, cute!Kittens know how to share!
Mustache: Man, after eating my dried fish, I will be my exclusive human from now on, okay?
Although the brain circuits of one person and one cat were not aligned, the video was successfully filmed!
However, Pei Qi's doubts not only did not dissipate, but even increased.
Really, how can these two cats be so smart?
It is no longer the intelligence of cats, but the intelligence of human children, even smarter than ordinary human cubs.
Pei Qi was really surprised. He walked up to Ji Qingye: "Boss, can you explain? Mutant cat?"
The more Pei Qi thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and began to test Ji Qingye.
What about Ji Qingye?
The boss is your boss.
Not only did he not accept the temptation, but he also pretended to be stupid, and tried to launch a beauty attack.
Ji Qingye's eyes are very beautiful, they are thick black, and the ends of the eyes are raised, as if they have their own eyeliner, a bit like a fox.
His eyelashes are long, and his eyes are fragile: "I don't understand what you are talking about..."
The effect is very good, Pei Qi is a handsome dog after all.Keep it beautiful for a while longer, Pei Qi must be dizzy and forget to ask.
However, Ji Qingye was really wild and profligate.
He put on a delicate and boneless posture of a beautiful woman, and admitted to himself: "...After all, I am just a weak and helpless beauty."
Pei Qi: ...
Good guy.Saying you're beautiful isn't enough.I have to say that I am a peerless beauty.
The second disease of the narcissistic sand sculpture is puff puff puff! !
Pei Qi: ...
Looking at Ji Qingye's movements, he became confused.
Even scratching the back of his head.
Boss, you are so positive.You are more active than a mustache.
... It's not like that!
Pei Qi looked at the boss who pressed the button, and felt that he was a fool from the bottom of his heart.Then, he also vaguely noticed something abnormal.
Both times.
Pei Qi's head was fine, so of course he noticed something was wrong.
Speaking of which, the boss is alone, so how can he make such noises?
Pei Qi didn't understand.Wow, is this the strength of the second disease? !
Ji Qingye, as expected of a person with wild characters in his name.
Facing Pei Qi's questioning expression of "You're not right", the boss remained calm and even beat him back.
He threw the prop into Pei Qi's arms.
"Hurry up and record the video. Fans have left messages to remind you to update."
The boss uttered the voice of a capitalist: "Is it more difficult every day? I ask you, is it more difficult every day?"
Boss, the donkeys in the production team are not so diligent! ...but who made you the boss?
Pei Qi said, shoot, let's shoot!
He was preparing to shoot, and the boss secretly played on the account, and responded positively to other people's messages.
The message was sharp: [Ugly cat. 】
The boss is harsh: [Stupid humans. 】
The following was in a trance.
[Wow, are you swearing? 】
[Wow, are you acting like a baby? 】
[Wow, is the cat replying? 】
Pei Qi and the boss have completely different personalities for replying to comments.
Pei Qi ruthlessly called to kiss the business machine.
Ji Qingye, the arrogant big monster, was deleted by Pei Qi.
As for Pei Qi, he finished all the props, and put all the sound pads and voice buttons aside.
The kind of dining bell that is brought out first to serve food, the kind that jingles when you press it.
He wants to cultivate the kitten's natural response first.
He put the dining bell in front of the mustache who just came out of the boss's bedroom enduring desire.
Mustache is a little absent-minded.In fact, it is still thinking about the sparkles of the boss.But Pei Qi didn't know, he just thought that the little cat was in a bad mood.
Yes, kittens also have bad moods.
Although they don't know how to post on Moments, they are also frustrated and sad.
It is best not to work for a kitten in this situation.
So Pei Qi played with it for a while, petted and hugged it patiently, and found a place where it could get enough sunlight to sleep.
Pei Qi was a good man, but Ji Qingye had no intention of being a man.
Seeing that Pei Qi had settled the mustache properly and was far away, he moved closer to the mustache.
Opening his mouth, the pretty face made a devil's speech: "The glitter in the room is yours now, my bed and my room are all yours."
Before the character Hu was so happy that he ran around, the boss sneered: "Losing money, little monster."
The boss is a big monster with a lot of money.
Years of wealth did not develop his character of treating money like dung, but instead he developed a temper of "I will beat anyone who touches my money into dung".
If it wasn't for the fact that the mustache was the kitten he was wearing, the boss wouldn't be gnashing his teeth like this now.
He had already started clattering.
Now, it's just buying and selling by force, which is already very big brother's demeanor.
Ji Qingye: I'm doing you a favor, little cat, you can figure it out.
Although the mustache has awakened a bit of the blood of the Western Dragon, he is still a kitten!Weak and helpless kitty!
How can there be money for the boss to buy something shiny?What kind of bed and house should I buy?
What's more, it is the habit of Western Dragons that they have never bought anything, so it's all a robbery, right? !
However, the mustache of the mixed blood of Xiaoxilong is now a humble kitten.It's not a problem of not being able to fight, but a problem of being easy to take with dogs.
It grunts a few times, and it is also the jewel and gold jewelry that is greedy for the boss...
So angrily, he sold himself to the boss and beat him to work for hundreds of years to pay off his debts!
The boss looked the kitten up and down, a little disgusted with its weakness.
But after thinking about the hard scales and fire-breathing ability of Western Dragon as an adult, he said proudly: Well, I also need a mount.
Good, then deal!
The pile of worthless glittering crystals were rolled away by horoscopes, and the boss was really disgusted.Now that everything has been dealt with, and a dragon has been tricked into working, the boss's mood has improved a lot.
So he leisurely went to see Pei Qi and the others filming.
Pei Qi's side is filming. The flat-headed cub is on camera for the first time, and he cooperates very well!
After all, the flat-headed cub just learned that gaining popularity has so many benefits, so he really wanted to accumulate popularity and become popular quickly.
So overly aggressive, trying to express their intelligence.
Pei Qijiao shook hands, and the flat-headed cub not only shook hands, but also bowed and kowtowed.
...Pei Qi almost suspected that he lost his eyesight and was hallucinating.
Kowtow kitten, have you seen it?
The kitten kowtowed, the more it kowtowed, the more sad it became.
Pei Qijiao pretended to be dead, and the flat-headed cub not only lay down, but also held his breath, motionless and stiffened.
... Startled Pei Qi.
Pei Qijiao rings the bell, it will take a long time.He has already done long-term repeated training, so that the kitten is ready to form a conditioned reflex.
But as soon as the dining bell was taken out, the flat-headed cub pressed it, staring straight at the camera, and signaled Pei Qi to take a picture quickly.
Pei Qi: ... Is it my illusion, this cat looks very ambitious? ?
Wow, you really want to fire roar!
Pei Qi hesitated for a moment, took out the sounding pad and the voice button, taught him how to call "Dad" twice, and then demonstrated that the cat food was "rice rice" and "caicai" in the voice button, and the flat-headed cub understood.
It seems that he is not speaking in a natural reflex "like", but he is obviously speaking through the voice button.
How smart are you?
The flat-headed cub stared at the swaying boss with provocative eyes.
I pressed the [Dad] button, and then quickly pressed [Cai Cai], back and forth.
Because the press is fast, the voice broadcast sound is swallowing words.It got the timing just right again, so what Pei Qi and the boss heard was——
"Papa's food! Dad's food! Dad's food..."
Pei Qi: ...
He opened his mouth with difficulty, doubting his life: "Your cat, is it a little..."
Graduated from some universities and are applying for postgraduate exams? ?Some postdocs? !
The boss was scolded, with a grudge on his face.
And hate the cat: "You are a dish, you are a dish dog."
Good guy, I am so angry that there is no distinction between species.
Pei Qi, a senior worker, subconsciously began to coax the boss: "Be happy, it's the first time it calls your father..."
After speaking, he himself couldn't bear to look directly at him.
It's over, the style of painting has gone astray, and he himself started to sculpt in sand.
Flat-headed cub, you want to be angry too much, and you are actively flattering!
It was originally a crew cut, and it looked like a greasy uncle, so flattering made it even more greasy.
The effect of shooting is really bad.
Pei Qi was also helpless, and the flat-headed cub was also devastated.
The whole cat seems to be a game player who is eagerly waiting for the experience value to be upgraded, but it is stuck with a bug.
What's wrong with flatheads?The flat-headed cub is just a kitten eager to change shape!
At this moment, Mustache strolled over again. He was super cooperative and started filming with Pei Qi.
... The flat-headed cub, at this moment, seems to be a kitten that is only hidden by the company. All the resources of the company are on the mustache.
The character mustache, the popular traffic kitten, is held in the palm of the hand by the manager Pei Qi, pampered and coaxed in every possible way, monopolizing resources and tilting.
And the flat-headed cubs are only assigned to the company's first brother to wash jio.
When I think about it this way, I am really angry!
However, the mustache is no longer the mustache of a few days ago.
Farewell to the cat for three days, treat it with admiration, it is now a kitten who has awakened the blood of a mixed western dragon!
It's not a question of whether you are smart or not, it's because of your nature!Recently, it not only likes Jingjingjing, but also likes big beauties.
Like Ji Qingye, who is so cat-shocking and beautiful, she really likes her mustache like crazy!But if it really dares to lick and lick, then it is crazy...
In the world of monsters, strength is king, rookie cats are not worthy of attracting beauties!
Therefore, the mustache was full of blood and tears and stayed away from Ji Qingye.
There are only so many human monsters in the room, and it doesn't want to suck flat-headed cubs.
Ah what!
Do you think Western Tyrannosaurus rex has no aesthetics?
Do you think the vicissitudes of life with a flat head look good? !Excessive!
A mustache can't suck it down.
Ji Qingye didn't dare to smoke the suckable ones present, and the flat-headed cub would vomit as soon as he smoked it.
Then suck Pei Qi!Pei Qi Xiangxiang!
Pei Qi is a pretty boy with curly hair and sunshine!
The mustache's eyes flashed, and he wanted the beautiful boy to hug and pet him to satisfy Longlong's possessive desire! !
It's so cute, and it's super cute.Pei Qi looked helpless there: "Ah, so clingy, clingy puppy. So cute and obedient!"
The mustache rubbed against Pei Qi so hard that he almost turned him into a fire drill.
The video recording is also super cooperative, very smart, and not so smart that the flat-headed cubs are like "I want to have the strongest brain".
Ringing the bell is also cute.
Eating is even cuter, and he pushes the small dried fish towards Pei Qi with his furry claws.
Pei Qi: Ahhh, cute!Kittens know how to share!
Mustache: Man, after eating my dried fish, I will be my exclusive human from now on, okay?
Although the brain circuits of one person and one cat were not aligned, the video was successfully filmed!
However, Pei Qi's doubts not only did not dissipate, but even increased.
Really, how can these two cats be so smart?
It is no longer the intelligence of cats, but the intelligence of human children, even smarter than ordinary human cubs.
Pei Qi was really surprised. He walked up to Ji Qingye: "Boss, can you explain? Mutant cat?"
The more Pei Qi thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and began to test Ji Qingye.
What about Ji Qingye?
The boss is your boss.
Not only did he not accept the temptation, but he also pretended to be stupid, and tried to launch a beauty attack.
Ji Qingye's eyes are very beautiful, they are thick black, and the ends of the eyes are raised, as if they have their own eyeliner, a bit like a fox.
His eyelashes are long, and his eyes are fragile: "I don't understand what you are talking about..."
The effect is very good, Pei Qi is a handsome dog after all.Keep it beautiful for a while longer, Pei Qi must be dizzy and forget to ask.
However, Ji Qingye was really wild and profligate.
He put on a delicate and boneless posture of a beautiful woman, and admitted to himself: "...After all, I am just a weak and helpless beauty."
Pei Qi: ...
Good guy.Saying you're beautiful isn't enough.I have to say that I am a peerless beauty.
The second disease of the narcissistic sand sculpture is puff puff puff! !
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