Yipin, who has no work experience, feels the pain of being a social animal for the first time.
No wonder the Empress Dowager always said that money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. Although these words are crude, they are so reasonable.
Qiqige ordered someone to take the milk away, there was no fishy smell, Yipin felt much better.
Pack up Yibi and make amends to Qiqige, "Forgive me, the empress dowager, my concubine has lost her manners."
Qiqige waved her hand and said, "How can you blame this, no one wants to vomit."
Yipin always pays attention to image, people don't look good when they vomit, and the empress dowager saw her embarrassment, Yipin felt very embarrassed.
"It's strange to say that I used to be disgusted by the smell of oil, and disgusted by the smell of fish and meat, but I never felt sick when I smelled milk. I don't know what happened today, and I also smelled milk. Incredible."
After finishing speaking, Yipin and Qiqige looked at Fifth Elder Brother together.
The meaning of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is self-evident, it must be that the fifth elder brother's lecture is disgusting!
Qiqige admires the fifth elder brother so much, he can have such skills at a young age, cow!
Yipin is not feeling well, the fifth elder brother suspends the class and sends Erniang back to the palace to rest.
The next day, Yipin came again.She also brought the money box given by Qiqige. Needless to say, everyone understands her intentions, and she regrets it.
Listening to the fifth elder brother's lecture is not a human thing!She was already uncomfortable with pregnancy, but listening to fifth elder brother's nagging made her feel even more disturbed.
She sincerely wanted to quit her job, and she came here today to refund the money with interest.I hope Qiqige can let her go for Yinzi's sake.
But Qiqige is unmoved, you have to do things after you collect the money!This is a feudal society, and I, Qiqige, am the second largest landlord woman in the country!If you receive money, you must be prepared to accept oppression!
Besides, enough money has already been given. If it is used to hire people, it can hire hundreds of people to attend lectures with so much money.
Yipin couldn't make Qiqige change her mind, so she could only go back with the money.
Aruna sympathized with Yipin very much, "Queen Mother, please be considerate of Yipin, she is still pregnant, how hard it is!"
Qiqige said unhappily: "Why don't you show consideration for me? I'm already an old man in my 40s. Can you bear to see me being tortured by my fifth elder brother?"
Aruna smiled and said: "Be patient! Since the fifth elder brother taught you to read, your literary level has continued to rise, and you must be a talented woman in three to five years! At that time, you will set up a poetry club for your sons, daughters-in-law and grandchildren. It’s so elegant that your granddaughters come to recite poems against you!”
Aruna began to think about the future, "In the future, I will order the historian to write this story in the history books. The queen mother is illiterate. In order to encourage her grandson to study, she will work hard in her forties and eventually become a generation of talented women!"
Aruna thinks this is very inspirational, and it feels very prestigious to record it in the history books.
"Queen Mother, what do you think?" Aruna asked.
Qiqige doesn't think so, she doesn't want to be famous in history, what's the fun in having her own shitty thing edited until mom doesn't even know it?
Aruna still didn't give up, she kept inciting Qiqige, "You study hard, write more poems in the future, let the emperor send Hanlin to compile a collection of poems, this is also a good story!"
"Poetry collection?" Qiqige spoke in a high voice, "I write a poetry collection? I'm crazy! Can I read my poems?"
Qiqige composed a song on the spot, "There is a big white goose in the river, and there are little gooses behind the white goose. If you ask the big goose what to do, put it in an iron pot to stew, and then paste some big corn flour pancakes."
Aruna snorted and laughed, "Queen Mother, the first three sentences are nothing more than the first three sentences, but they can still rhyme anyway, so what is the last sentence!"
Qi Qige said: "The big goose has to be stewed in an iron pot, and corn flour pancakes are added, otherwise it won't taste good. You can't stew the big goose to make it taste bad just because it rhymes, that's not a big goose for nothing."
Qiqige vaguely remembered that roast goose in Guangdong is also delicious, so she slightly revised her poem.
"Or the last sentence can be changed to this. If you ask the big goose how to cook it, send it to Guangdong for roast goose." Qiqige nodded with satisfaction, "This rhymes, but I prefer iron pots and corn flour pancakes."
Aruna leaned on the table and laughed until her stomach ached.
Qiqige looked at her helplessly, "Look at you, you are laughing like this, Hanlin, who compiled the book, couldn't help but faint from laughter. For the sake of other people's lives, don't mention this matter again. I said it all , I am not suitable to be a talented woman. How dare I publish a collection of poems after writing such a poem, how shameless am I?"
You must know that Qiqige wrote essays in her previous life, and she never read it a second time after she finished writing. She felt ashamed and flustered after reading it the second time!It is even more impossible to publish a collection of poems!
Even if the poem writing is over, Aruna no longer persuades Qiqige to study. Every time she persuades someone, Aruna will think of stewed goose in an iron pot, and she will laugh and be unable to persuade her.
Aruna also secretly recorded that poem, and named it "Goose Goose Goose", which is regarded as the king of Luo Bin who touches porcelain.
Before, Qiqige asked the fifth elder brother to often bring the fourth elder brother to Xian'an Palace to play. During these days, the fifth elder brother was busy giving prenatal education to his younger brother, and it took several days to bring the fourth elder brother.
Different from the naughty and lively fifth elder brother, the fourth elder brother is very quiet and well-behaved.
When we arrived at Xian'an Palace, the fourth elder brother sat down properly, and without Qiqige's instruction, he could sit quietly all the time.
The children Qiqige came into contact with were all lively, even the crown prince didn't put on airs in Xian'an Palace. Last time he was mischievous, he dropped a blue and white porcelain vase of Qiqige, and he ran away after getting into trouble.
The fourth elder brother didn't have the slightest vitality that belonged to a child.
To be honest, the fourth elder brother is not a likable child.He is too serious, not cute and serious like a little adult, but serious and serious.
The fourth elder brother is not good at flattering people. For example, the fifth elder brother came in and saw that there was no tea in Qiqige's tea bowl, so he immediately tiptoed and wobbled with the teapot to fill Qiqige.
The fourth elder brother's reaction was half a beat slow, and it would be too late for him to intervene.
Any other child would quickly forget about it.The fourth elder brother is different, he has high demands on himself, and if he feels that he is not perfect, he will be very angry with himself.
Seeing the fourth elder brother sitting withered, Qi Qige said to the fourth elder brother: "My brother is playing shuttlecock with the maids outside! You should go too!"
The fourth elder brother nodded obediently, and went to the yard to watch his younger brother play with the maid.
The fifth elder brother is not a stingy child, he is happy to play with his brother who is not gregarious, but the fourth elder brother seems to lack interest.
Qiqige saw that the fourth elder brother didn't like kicking shuttlecock, so she called him back again.
"Why are you being polite to the imperial grandmother? If you don't like kicking shuttlecock, you don't kick it, and you can order whatever you want. You are so uncomfortable, and the imperial grandmother is exhausted for you."
The fourth elder brother looked up at Qi Qige, and he seemed to muster up his courage before he said: "Grandmother, I want a schoolbag carried by the fifth brother."
Qiqige smiled and said, "It's not easy? Do you want a kitten too?"
The fourth elder brother shook his head lightly, "I want a puppy."
Qiqige smiled and said: "There are many breeds of puppies, what kind of dog do you want?"
The fourth elder brother finally had a smile on his face, "I have a pug, and I want something like that."
"Okay! Then let's make a pug's schoolbag together, and Yinzhen will help the emperor's grandmother."
The fourth elder brother happily followed Qi Qige into the house to do handicrafts.They drew the blueprints first, and Qiqige had never seen the pug of the fourth elder brother, so he asked the fourth elder brother to describe it in words, and Qiqige would describe it.
The fourth elder brother was fortunate to see Qi Qige's soul painting style. The fourth elder brother who has always pursued perfection not only did not dislike Qi Qige's paintings, but was amused by it.
"Grandmother, it's not right for you to draw like this, let me draw!"
The fourth elder brother picked up the paintbrush, while Qiqige sat aside and came up with ideas.
For a while, I said that the dog's nose should be higher, and for a while, I said that the dog should be painted with double eyelids and long eyelashes.Qiqige wanted to make an ancient version of PS for the portrait of this dog.
The fourth elder brother is not annoyed by the emperor's grandmother making troubles around him, he thinks it feels good.He couldn't say exactly what was good, but he felt very at ease.
While the grandparents and grandchildren were having fun, the emperor came to Xian'an Palace.
The fourth elder brother and the fifth elder brother saluted the emperor's father. The emperor touched their heads, and then took out a roll of drawings and spread them on the table.
"Emperor Niang, last time you were full... ah, I mean, last time you were ill with Qi, I came to Xian'an Palace to visit, and only then did I realize that your palace is a bit small and old. You can look at the room on the beam. The color of the lacquer is not bright enough. Just now I have a lot of money, I plan to expand and renovate Xian'an Palace for you, and when the new palace is completed, it will be called Ningshou Palace!"
Qiqige felt both happy and angry.It is a good thing to build a new house to live in, but why mention the disease!If I don't mention you, can't I talk about the business?
Qiqige expressed her thanks in a strange way, "Then thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"
The emperor knew Qiqige well, of course he knew why the empress was angry.
He smiled and asked, "Your Majesty looks unhappy? If you don't want to live in a new house, then forget it. It just saves me money."
Qiqige quickly grabbed the drawing, and immediately put on a flattering smile on her face, "Hey, what did the emperor say! How can I not be unhappy, I am very happy!"
The emperor motioned Qiqige to look at the drawing, "The drawing has already been drawn, please take a look and see if there is anything you want to add."
The Ningshou Palace that the emperor wanted to build was not a palace, but a very large building complex.Qiqige roughly looked at the drawing, then chose a place and slapped it.
"Here! Open a vegetable field for me first!"
The emperor was speechless.
Vegetable field!Another vegetable field!After so many years, why is Queen Mother still not tired?
The emperor resolutely refused, "Look at the blueprint of the new palace, what a beautiful, elegant palace! You grow vegetables in such a beautiful place!"
Now that we are going to grow vegetables, does the new palace have to dig a cellar?
The emperor stated again, "I will never agree with you to open a new vegetable garden,"
The emperor rolled up the blueprint, "Forget it, the queen's mother can't come up with any good suggestions, I'll discuss it with the people below!"
Qiqige doesn't like to hear these words, who wouldn't give advice!Who do you look down on?
"Who says I can't give good advice, this is my palace, I want to fix a lot of swings here, and a big turntable that can turn, get me some carved wooden horses on it, and people sit on it and circle around. I There is also a manpower trolley, which is convenient for travel. In addition, there will be a tour at a fixed time every day. I want to build Ningshou Palace into a large one-stop amusement park. The most important point!"
Qiqige rubbed her fingers, "I want everyone who enters Ningshou Palace to buy tickets and pay!"
emperor:"……"
No wonder the Empress Dowager always said that money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. Although these words are crude, they are so reasonable.
Qiqige ordered someone to take the milk away, there was no fishy smell, Yipin felt much better.
Pack up Yibi and make amends to Qiqige, "Forgive me, the empress dowager, my concubine has lost her manners."
Qiqige waved her hand and said, "How can you blame this, no one wants to vomit."
Yipin always pays attention to image, people don't look good when they vomit, and the empress dowager saw her embarrassment, Yipin felt very embarrassed.
"It's strange to say that I used to be disgusted by the smell of oil, and disgusted by the smell of fish and meat, but I never felt sick when I smelled milk. I don't know what happened today, and I also smelled milk. Incredible."
After finishing speaking, Yipin and Qiqige looked at Fifth Elder Brother together.
The meaning of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is self-evident, it must be that the fifth elder brother's lecture is disgusting!
Qiqige admires the fifth elder brother so much, he can have such skills at a young age, cow!
Yipin is not feeling well, the fifth elder brother suspends the class and sends Erniang back to the palace to rest.
The next day, Yipin came again.She also brought the money box given by Qiqige. Needless to say, everyone understands her intentions, and she regrets it.
Listening to the fifth elder brother's lecture is not a human thing!She was already uncomfortable with pregnancy, but listening to fifth elder brother's nagging made her feel even more disturbed.
She sincerely wanted to quit her job, and she came here today to refund the money with interest.I hope Qiqige can let her go for Yinzi's sake.
But Qiqige is unmoved, you have to do things after you collect the money!This is a feudal society, and I, Qiqige, am the second largest landlord woman in the country!If you receive money, you must be prepared to accept oppression!
Besides, enough money has already been given. If it is used to hire people, it can hire hundreds of people to attend lectures with so much money.
Yipin couldn't make Qiqige change her mind, so she could only go back with the money.
Aruna sympathized with Yipin very much, "Queen Mother, please be considerate of Yipin, she is still pregnant, how hard it is!"
Qiqige said unhappily: "Why don't you show consideration for me? I'm already an old man in my 40s. Can you bear to see me being tortured by my fifth elder brother?"
Aruna smiled and said: "Be patient! Since the fifth elder brother taught you to read, your literary level has continued to rise, and you must be a talented woman in three to five years! At that time, you will set up a poetry club for your sons, daughters-in-law and grandchildren. It’s so elegant that your granddaughters come to recite poems against you!”
Aruna began to think about the future, "In the future, I will order the historian to write this story in the history books. The queen mother is illiterate. In order to encourage her grandson to study, she will work hard in her forties and eventually become a generation of talented women!"
Aruna thinks this is very inspirational, and it feels very prestigious to record it in the history books.
"Queen Mother, what do you think?" Aruna asked.
Qiqige doesn't think so, she doesn't want to be famous in history, what's the fun in having her own shitty thing edited until mom doesn't even know it?
Aruna still didn't give up, she kept inciting Qiqige, "You study hard, write more poems in the future, let the emperor send Hanlin to compile a collection of poems, this is also a good story!"
"Poetry collection?" Qiqige spoke in a high voice, "I write a poetry collection? I'm crazy! Can I read my poems?"
Qiqige composed a song on the spot, "There is a big white goose in the river, and there are little gooses behind the white goose. If you ask the big goose what to do, put it in an iron pot to stew, and then paste some big corn flour pancakes."
Aruna snorted and laughed, "Queen Mother, the first three sentences are nothing more than the first three sentences, but they can still rhyme anyway, so what is the last sentence!"
Qi Qige said: "The big goose has to be stewed in an iron pot, and corn flour pancakes are added, otherwise it won't taste good. You can't stew the big goose to make it taste bad just because it rhymes, that's not a big goose for nothing."
Qiqige vaguely remembered that roast goose in Guangdong is also delicious, so she slightly revised her poem.
"Or the last sentence can be changed to this. If you ask the big goose how to cook it, send it to Guangdong for roast goose." Qiqige nodded with satisfaction, "This rhymes, but I prefer iron pots and corn flour pancakes."
Aruna leaned on the table and laughed until her stomach ached.
Qiqige looked at her helplessly, "Look at you, you are laughing like this, Hanlin, who compiled the book, couldn't help but faint from laughter. For the sake of other people's lives, don't mention this matter again. I said it all , I am not suitable to be a talented woman. How dare I publish a collection of poems after writing such a poem, how shameless am I?"
You must know that Qiqige wrote essays in her previous life, and she never read it a second time after she finished writing. She felt ashamed and flustered after reading it the second time!It is even more impossible to publish a collection of poems!
Even if the poem writing is over, Aruna no longer persuades Qiqige to study. Every time she persuades someone, Aruna will think of stewed goose in an iron pot, and she will laugh and be unable to persuade her.
Aruna also secretly recorded that poem, and named it "Goose Goose Goose", which is regarded as the king of Luo Bin who touches porcelain.
Before, Qiqige asked the fifth elder brother to often bring the fourth elder brother to Xian'an Palace to play. During these days, the fifth elder brother was busy giving prenatal education to his younger brother, and it took several days to bring the fourth elder brother.
Different from the naughty and lively fifth elder brother, the fourth elder brother is very quiet and well-behaved.
When we arrived at Xian'an Palace, the fourth elder brother sat down properly, and without Qiqige's instruction, he could sit quietly all the time.
The children Qiqige came into contact with were all lively, even the crown prince didn't put on airs in Xian'an Palace. Last time he was mischievous, he dropped a blue and white porcelain vase of Qiqige, and he ran away after getting into trouble.
The fourth elder brother didn't have the slightest vitality that belonged to a child.
To be honest, the fourth elder brother is not a likable child.He is too serious, not cute and serious like a little adult, but serious and serious.
The fourth elder brother is not good at flattering people. For example, the fifth elder brother came in and saw that there was no tea in Qiqige's tea bowl, so he immediately tiptoed and wobbled with the teapot to fill Qiqige.
The fourth elder brother's reaction was half a beat slow, and it would be too late for him to intervene.
Any other child would quickly forget about it.The fourth elder brother is different, he has high demands on himself, and if he feels that he is not perfect, he will be very angry with himself.
Seeing the fourth elder brother sitting withered, Qi Qige said to the fourth elder brother: "My brother is playing shuttlecock with the maids outside! You should go too!"
The fourth elder brother nodded obediently, and went to the yard to watch his younger brother play with the maid.
The fifth elder brother is not a stingy child, he is happy to play with his brother who is not gregarious, but the fourth elder brother seems to lack interest.
Qiqige saw that the fourth elder brother didn't like kicking shuttlecock, so she called him back again.
"Why are you being polite to the imperial grandmother? If you don't like kicking shuttlecock, you don't kick it, and you can order whatever you want. You are so uncomfortable, and the imperial grandmother is exhausted for you."
The fourth elder brother looked up at Qi Qige, and he seemed to muster up his courage before he said: "Grandmother, I want a schoolbag carried by the fifth brother."
Qiqige smiled and said, "It's not easy? Do you want a kitten too?"
The fourth elder brother shook his head lightly, "I want a puppy."
Qiqige smiled and said: "There are many breeds of puppies, what kind of dog do you want?"
The fourth elder brother finally had a smile on his face, "I have a pug, and I want something like that."
"Okay! Then let's make a pug's schoolbag together, and Yinzhen will help the emperor's grandmother."
The fourth elder brother happily followed Qi Qige into the house to do handicrafts.They drew the blueprints first, and Qiqige had never seen the pug of the fourth elder brother, so he asked the fourth elder brother to describe it in words, and Qiqige would describe it.
The fourth elder brother was fortunate to see Qi Qige's soul painting style. The fourth elder brother who has always pursued perfection not only did not dislike Qi Qige's paintings, but was amused by it.
"Grandmother, it's not right for you to draw like this, let me draw!"
The fourth elder brother picked up the paintbrush, while Qiqige sat aside and came up with ideas.
For a while, I said that the dog's nose should be higher, and for a while, I said that the dog should be painted with double eyelids and long eyelashes.Qiqige wanted to make an ancient version of PS for the portrait of this dog.
The fourth elder brother is not annoyed by the emperor's grandmother making troubles around him, he thinks it feels good.He couldn't say exactly what was good, but he felt very at ease.
While the grandparents and grandchildren were having fun, the emperor came to Xian'an Palace.
The fourth elder brother and the fifth elder brother saluted the emperor's father. The emperor touched their heads, and then took out a roll of drawings and spread them on the table.
"Emperor Niang, last time you were full... ah, I mean, last time you were ill with Qi, I came to Xian'an Palace to visit, and only then did I realize that your palace is a bit small and old. You can look at the room on the beam. The color of the lacquer is not bright enough. Just now I have a lot of money, I plan to expand and renovate Xian'an Palace for you, and when the new palace is completed, it will be called Ningshou Palace!"
Qiqige felt both happy and angry.It is a good thing to build a new house to live in, but why mention the disease!If I don't mention you, can't I talk about the business?
Qiqige expressed her thanks in a strange way, "Then thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"
The emperor knew Qiqige well, of course he knew why the empress was angry.
He smiled and asked, "Your Majesty looks unhappy? If you don't want to live in a new house, then forget it. It just saves me money."
Qiqige quickly grabbed the drawing, and immediately put on a flattering smile on her face, "Hey, what did the emperor say! How can I not be unhappy, I am very happy!"
The emperor motioned Qiqige to look at the drawing, "The drawing has already been drawn, please take a look and see if there is anything you want to add."
The Ningshou Palace that the emperor wanted to build was not a palace, but a very large building complex.Qiqige roughly looked at the drawing, then chose a place and slapped it.
"Here! Open a vegetable field for me first!"
The emperor was speechless.
Vegetable field!Another vegetable field!After so many years, why is Queen Mother still not tired?
The emperor resolutely refused, "Look at the blueprint of the new palace, what a beautiful, elegant palace! You grow vegetables in such a beautiful place!"
Now that we are going to grow vegetables, does the new palace have to dig a cellar?
The emperor stated again, "I will never agree with you to open a new vegetable garden,"
The emperor rolled up the blueprint, "Forget it, the queen's mother can't come up with any good suggestions, I'll discuss it with the people below!"
Qiqige doesn't like to hear these words, who wouldn't give advice!Who do you look down on?
"Who says I can't give good advice, this is my palace, I want to fix a lot of swings here, and a big turntable that can turn, get me some carved wooden horses on it, and people sit on it and circle around. I There is also a manpower trolley, which is convenient for travel. In addition, there will be a tour at a fixed time every day. I want to build Ningshou Palace into a large one-stop amusement park. The most important point!"
Qiqige rubbed her fingers, "I want everyone who enters Ningshou Palace to buy tickets and pay!"
emperor:"……"
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