The emperor thought to himself, what are palace banquets? There are palace banquets every year, and opportunities to take advantage of the empress do not come often!He would rather let his nephews and brothers wait, he has to get this painting!

"The empress's mother is ashamed of flowers in the moon, she is as beautiful as concubine Yang, and her intelligence is better than Cai Wenji. Wen can teach her children and grandchildren, and martial arts can be used to stabilize the country and rule the world! Not only is she beautiful and kind, but also very filial. She studied hard for the empress dowager." In terms of medical skills, who in the world is as good as Huang Erniang! It's time to write a book to praise Huang Erniang's virtues!"

Qiqige nodded indifferently, "Okay! Then you can write a book!"

Writing a book is not easy, let the ministers write it!Who can't write with so many Jinshi?

Just as the emperor was about to agree, Qiqige said: "You write it yourself, I don't read others' writing! Sign your name and send it to all parts of the country, even the remotest small villages!"

Your Majesty: The empress is so vain!

"People in the small village can't read." The emperor refused to write a book.

Qiqige: "It doesn't matter, I don't care if they use the book to wipe their ass, but there must be a national book distribution line!"

The emperor doesn't want it, it's not that he doesn't want to flatter Qiqige, it's because this business is not worth it!

How much does it cost to print and distribute books across the country?Paper, printing, labor, it's not all money!Although Qiu Ying's paintings and calligraphy are good, if it costs so much money, it's not worth it, the cost is too high.

The emperor didn't want to make a loss-making business, so he changed the subject abruptly.

"Where did we talk? Oh! Speaking of the queen's mother, the fish and the wild goose, the moon is ashamed! Alas! Speaking of it, my Huang Ama is really blessed. I can marry a good woman like the queen's wife. A virtuous wife has been rich for three generations, isn’t that the case? You look at me, and then you look at the princes and princesses, they all benefited from the teachings of the Queen Mother!"

Qiqige could see that the emperor had done his best to praise himself, and moved out the dead father.I just don’t know if Master Shunzhi, Quan Xia Youzhi, would run out of the imperial mausoleum, and his ashes would float to the bedside of an unfilial son like you.

Elder Brother and the princesses are also really miserable, and the emperor used them as an example.You can ask the third princess who cried just now, maybe she can be happier if the imperial grandmother doesn't teach her.

The emperor hasn't finished boasting, "The emperor's mother knows astronomy and geography at the bottom. She bravely tried to find such a delicious food like tomato. The merit is comparable to that of Shennong who tasted all kinds of herbs. I admire the emperor's mother, the emperor's mother... "

"All right, all right! Stop talking!" Qiqige hurriedly interrupted the emperor's rainbow fart.

so funny!It's too pompous!Such a thick-skinned Qiqige can't stand it anymore!

As expected of Xuan Ye!As expected of being a father, he is better than princes and daughters!The average child boasted [-] words, so he must have praised [-] words, right?

Can't let the emperor continue to boast, Shen Nong has tasted all kinds of herbs, and if Qi Qige continues to praise, will he have to kill three corpses to become a saint?What kind of queen mother is she?

Qiqige leaned on her forehead and let out a long sigh, "Aruna, go get the painting."

The emperor's eyes lit up with joy, Aruna took the calligraphy and painting, and handed it to the emperor with a smile.

The emperor opened the box and carefully inspected the goods, and opened the scroll, and it turned out to be Qiu Ying's landscape painting.

The emperor rolled up the picture scroll and walked away, "Thank you, mother-in-law, my son bids farewell!"

After finishing speaking, he trotted away, and ran away without the curtain being opened by others.

Qiqige: Ma Dan... Get out!

The emperor has a good habit of scoring (showing off) and enjoying (showing off) when he gets something good.

Leaving Xian'an Palace and coming to the banquet in front, the emperor joyfully showed everyone that he had obtained a good thing.

"Today is a family banquet, so you don't have to be restrained. There is no emperor and prince today, only brothers and nephews."

Everyone echoed and laughed, complaining wildly in their hearts.

Don't be too restrictive, they call Xuan Ye to try, and he will be banned immediately.

Fuquan laughed and said, "We will take the emperor's words seriously. Today we must get the emperor drunk!"

Fuquan said this so intimately that the emperor was delighted when he heard it.

This is the elder brother who grew up together, the emperor does not want them to have a division.

The emperor laughed and said: "Let's try, it's not certain who will drink the other!"

He held out the box containing the paintings, "It's a coincidence, I just got a good thing from Queen Mother today, let me show you."

The eunuch unfolded the scroll, and it showed a misty landscape in the south of the Yangtze River.

Chang Ning said with a smile: "Although it is far away, the inscription cannot be seen clearly, but the style of this painting is timeless, elegant, fresh and beautiful. It should be Qiu Ying's painting!"

The emperor boasted: "Good eyesight, it is Qiu Ying's work. The emperor's mother gave it to me when I came here. It can be regarded as a New Year's gift!"

The emperor is also quite good at putting gold on his face, it is obviously a painting he got from nonsense, but Qiqige specially gave it to him.

The princes are not stupid, they are the most able to figure out the holy will, and everyone began to praise the sincere mother-child relationship between the emperor and the queen mother.The emperor was overjoyed when he heard this, and there was a harmonious and cheerful atmosphere at the banquet.

In the final analysis, the emperor and Qiqige are not biological, but they are better than biological, both of them like to listen to good words.It's just that Qiqige is rich and powerful, and he uses money to do fair transactions. The emperor relies on his power to say good things with empty hands. He is more cunning than Qiqige.

All the people who came to the banquet today were from Aixinjueluo's family. The emperor didn't put on airs. He didn't sit on it all the time, but walked down from time to time to chat with each other to show his closeness.

The emperor walked up to Fuquan, and Fuquan quickly stood up and saluted.

The emperor pressed his shoulder, "Second brother, there is no need to stick to customary etiquette between you and me."

He raised his glass to Fuquan, "Second brother, let's have a drink. I have rose dew in my glass. Don't be surprised by the second brother. You know me. I seldom drink alcohol."

Fuquan smiled and said: "We brothers grew up together, of course I know you. You have always been self-disciplined and only drink a small glass of wine on New Year's Eve. You often say that smoking and drinking will wear down one's will. You just drink rose water. I'm happy, but I need to drink a few more cups of fine wine that is treasured in the palace!"

When the emperor was avoiding acne outside the palace, there was a nursing mother beside him who liked to smoke dry pipes. Self-control.

After the emperor quit smoking, he felt that alcohol was not a good thing, so he seldom drank alcohol, and only had a drink during the Chinese New Year.

The two brothers finished their drinks and showed everyone their deep brotherhood.Fuquan put down his wine glass and looked around. Seeing that no one was paying attention to himself and the emperor, he went to the emperor and whispered.

"Let's not play with those foolish things between us brothers, tell me the truth, how did you get that painting?"

The emperor smiled and said: "Of course the queen mother likes me and specially gave it to me!"

Fuquan also laughed, "Forget it! I also grew up beside Huang Erniang, how can I not know what kind of person Huang Erniang is?"

The emperor set a trap for his brother, "What do you mean by that? Do you think the empress... is stingy?"

Fuquan waved his hands again and again, "Don't talk to me, I didn't say anything, I just said I understand Queen Mother."

The emperor was in a good mood, and generously shared his way of making money with his brothers.

"I don't know what's wrong with the empress today, I really want to hear others praise her."

Fuquan: "It's such a rare thing, the Empress wants to hear nice words every day."

The emperor: "Tsk! Listen to me! Today is different from usual. Today, I will speak nice words to the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother will give me good things!"

The emperor said it like a big reward for the Spring Festival, and Fuquan was immediately moved. "Your Majesty, my good brother! Take me to Xian'an Palace to pay my respects later!"

"But if you go, Queen Mother may not give you good things!"

Fuquan is not as smart as the emperor, and the emperor does not believe that he can surpass himself.

Fuquan didn't like to listen to the emperor's words, "Emperor Niang will definitely not be partial to this, you have good things, how can I not have them?"

Seeing that Fuquan was not convinced, the emperor stopped persuading him, "Okay, follow me to the back after the banquet is over, and I will take you to pay my respects."

Fuquan thumped the emperor's shoulder excitedly, "As expected of my good brother!"

At this time, a few princes and princes from the side branch came to toast the emperor, and the emperor and Fuquan hurriedly got up and continued to socialize.

There is a banquet in front, and there is also a banquet in the harem. The princes and children eat wine in front, and the empress dowager entertains their Fujin in the back.

The empress dowager was old and felt that the banquet was noisy, so she showed her face and went back.Qiqige has not yet reached the age of seventy or eighty, so she cannot go back to rest, and can only greet guests with a smiling face.

When the banquet was finally over, Qiqige's face was stiff with laughter.

Back at Xian'an Palace, the emperor and Fuquan were already waiting there.Qiqige didn't bother to care about them, so she directly asked them what they were doing here, said something quickly, and left quickly if there was nothing to do.

Fuquan took out a plum blossom from behind, "Emperor Niang, passing by the small garden of the Compassion Ning Palace, my son saw that the plum blossoms were blooming well, and specially picked a branch for the Empress Niang to enjoy. You are like this plum blossom, standing proudly on the branch, It has strength of character and connotation!"

Qiqige took the flowers and couldn't help smiling, "Our Fuquan is still the same as when we were young, we like picking flowers to please me."

Fuquan raised his eyebrows proudly at the emperor, you don't know how to do this trick!I am self-taught!As soon as I was young, I knew how to pick flowers to please the Queen Mother.

The wool in the palace is exchanged for small ones at Qiqige.The emperor nodded, indicating that he had learned it.

Qiqige found a vase, put the plum blossoms in it with her own hands, and trimmed the flower branches with flower scissors.

Fuquan waited for a while, seeing that Qiqige was only focused on arranging flowers and had no other reaction, so he reminded in a low voice: "Mother Huang, a New Year's gift."

Qiqige looked at Fuquan, then at plum blossoms, "Are these plum blossoms a New Year's gift?"

Qiqige felt a little perfunctory, what kind of New Year's gift is this, New Year's gifts have to be booming, at least three gold bars have to start!

Fuquan was as coquettish as he was when he was a child, "Emperor Niang, you gave the emperor a landscape painting by Qiu Ying, what about me? My request is not high, so you have to reward me with a calligraphy and painting by Tang Yin!"

Qiqige suddenly realized that this kid didn't give me a New Year's gift, he came to pick up a bargain!Just wait for me to open the door of the private warehouse!And the emperor, he still dares to impart successful experiences!

Qiqige picked up a feather duster and whipped it over, "No New Year's gift, I'll give you a new New Year's dish, fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year are idle anyway, beat the children!Just like exercising!

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