Gutai and knife essence [Comprehensive]

Xia Nuannuan changed the two children into small clothes and disposable diapers purchased online. As for why diapers?

This kind of intimate clothing must be washed before it can be worn, and now it can't be dried after washing, so she bought several bags of diapers online, which can be used for several days!

Changing Jiang Xue and Zong San into small suits, Xia Nuannuan was very happy.

Xia Nuannuan doesn't know how to tie pigtails, so she can only tie Jiang Xue's light blue hair loosely behind her head, and Zong San's hair is also tied with a small knot.

Black tuxedos, small bow ties around their necks, ignoring the color of their pupils and their slightly childish faces, they are simply invincible and charming little handsome guys!

Jiang Xue and Zong San were thinking about something in their hearts, and they were perfectly in line with Xia Nuannuan's

Xia Nuannuan was emotional for a while, frantically took a small photo of them, and wanted to change them into some other sets of daily clothes, and the doorbell rang again.

"Who is it?" Xia Nuannuan asked loudly.

"Open the door, deliver the courier!"

"????" Whose courier's tone is so fierce?

and………

She remembered that she didn't seem to have a courier, right? !Didn't it just be collected?

"I don't seem to have any express delivery!" Xia Nuannuan saw two police uncles in police uniforms saluting her as soon as she opened the door. Child abuse, I hope you can come with us and assist us in our investigation."

"...What?" Xia Nuannuan looked confused, "Abusing, abusing children?"

"That's right, when we were patrolling the police just now, we received a report. The informant said that you are not only a person, a peddler, but also perm children's hair, and wear colored contact lenses for children... I hope you can admit your mistakes , come with us."

"..." Okay, she now knows who reported it.

It must be the courier brother just now!

How could he treat her like this!

She said, she didn't, she didn't, she didn't do it!

The hair color and pupil color of the two of them look like that!

What can she do_(:3)∠)_These two little knives don't have a household registration book, so they will definitely reveal their secrets in the last round.

Do you want to tell the truth?

She took a nap, and in the dream she went to the home of her family Guwazi. There was a small forest next to the house, and there was a small pond in the forest. In the pond, she caught two broken knives. When I got home, I glued them together with 502 and they became children.

Let's not talk about whether the police uncle believes it or not, but just say that she, who is comparable to the plot of a fantasy novel, won't believe anyone in her body, okay?

And most importantly!

The little asses of the two of them were opened by themselves!Going into the bureau inspection will definitely check it out!

When the time comes...she will definitely be speechless!

Police Uncle No. [-] probed inside and saw two children with abnormal hair color and abnormal pupil color. He immediately understood in his heart that what the whistleblower said was true!

This woman is truly child abuser!

Xia Nuannuan defended weakly, "Uncle policeman, look at these three boxes of clothes, pants and toiletries, do you think I look like someone who would abuse children?"

"Is there anyone else who would buy so many things for children?"

"You have to believe me!"

"We're just playing cosplay!"

"Do you understand cosplay?!" Xia Nuannuan pretended to be crying as if possessed by an actor, "I really didn't abuse them, treat them!"

Police Uncle No. 1 pondered for a while, but still didn't believe her, "I'm sorry, you should come with us."

"We have to check the specific incident before we can let you go back. If you really abused the children, we will hand over the two children to the orphanage for community upbringing, and you will also bear the corresponding laws and regulations."

"…………"what to do!She's young and doesn't want to go to the police station qaq

They really picked it up halfway by themselves!

She made four!

Time passed by every minute and every second, just when Xia Nuannuan was about to give up struggling, I saw the police uncle No. [-], who had not spoken, answered a call, then patted No. [-] on the shoulder, and said something in a low voice.

Then--

"I'm sorry, it's because we were not rigorous enough to disturb you and your family's happy rest time. This time, we were abrupt. Next time we will check the authenticity of the information and come back again."

Xia Nuannuan was dumbfounded.

"????" Uncles, did you come here just to tease her?

She is ready to enter the game, you tell her that you are wrong, and you say sorry to her?

Xia Nuannuan's mood at this time was like a [wow] dog, ups and downs.

If you say you take it away, you take it away, and if you say you don’t take it away, you don’t take it away?

Comedy?

"No...what's the situation with you?" Xia Nuannuan said in a daze, "Are you sent by the community to scare you?"

"I'm sorry that the staff has checked your information just now. You do have two children who are five years old this year."

"????" Why didn't I know when my son was leaving? ! !

Police uncles, are you two sure you read correctly?

She is so big that even a little boy's little hand has never touched her!

How to give birth!

asexual reproduction? ? ?

In the warm Σ expression at the end, the police uncles made a grand apology to her, wished her and her son a happy life, patted their buttocks and left.

The plot changed so quickly that Xia Nuannuan was confused and muttered to himself, "What the hell is this? A sitcom?" The one with a certificate?

Just as Xia Nuannuan was about to take a sip of water, there was a low and hoarse voice in the air.

"Little girl, hurry up and thank the great Master Bai Ze. If it weren't for me, you might be taken away by the police in the world."

"Pfft—" A sip of water was not covered by himself, and he sprayed it out.

What, who!

It's a man or a ghost!

At the same time, she felt her chest was being pressed by something invisible, "Hey, the chest doesn't seem to be that big, why does Ghost Lantern care so much about you?"

"Ah——" Xia Nuannuan yelled frantically halfway before being silenced, "——"

After yelling for a long time, Xia Nuannuan found that she couldn't make a sound, and Jiang Xue and Zong San seemed to be frozen, keeping watching the door motionless.

Monster, monster!

Xia Nuannuan immediately blushed, stepped back a few steps, and retreated to the corner of the wall, covering her chest that had just been molested, "What do you want!"

Damn, she has never seen such a lecherous monster!He actually touched her chest!

A figure slowly appeared where Xia Nuannuan was standing just now, "I'm a pharmacist, I'm not a pervert."

The man with short black hair, a red eye drawn on his forehead, and a white cloth on his head, dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, doesn't look like a serious monster at first glance!

Xia Nuannuan, who never believed in ghosts and monsters, was so frightened that she trembled all over, and asked tremblingly, "You... who are you!" Why did you appear in her house!

The hand touched the feather duster on the table and stood in front of them, "What did you do to the two of them?!" Jiang Xue and Zong San still kept that posture motionless, Xia Nuannuan didn't lose it even though she was afraid. The two of them escaped.

"Calm down, little girl." The figure disappeared and appeared behind her in an instant, and the warm wind from her neck successfully scared her to tears.

Mama!Help!There are monsters!

"Hey, these two little devils you raised are the real monsters, why is the little girl talking nonsense with her eyes open." He sighed and patted Xia Nuannuan's buttocks with the medicine stick in his hand, "I It can be regarded as your ancestor, not these low-level monsters."

"..." You, you fart!

Whose ancestor touched her chest and slapped her butt!This is clearly a pervert!

"Don't swear!" Hearing Xia Nuannuan's heartbeat, he tapped Xia Nuannuan's head, "Little girl, my name is Bai Ze, and I am an ancient beast, not a monster."

"..." Pooh, I believe you are a big watermelon!

You can accept that you are Erlangshen, but you are Bai Ze?

Don't bully her because she hasn't read Shan Hai Jing, Bai Ze doesn't look like this!

Furthermore, Bai Ze has a body like a lion, with two horns on his head, a goatee beard, and an auspicious white light all over his body. He can speak human language, understand the emotions of all things, and understand the appearance of ghosts and gods in the world. beast.

Whose Bai Ze looks like him!

Didn't bully her read the book? ! !

Hearing what Xia Nuannuan was saying, Bai Ze smiled softly, "Oh~ Is this how I will be described in future generations? I am very grateful!"

"..." Pooh, she was talking about the divine beast Bai Ze, not this perverted monster!

"I mean, Ghost Lantern seems to care about your appearance... So it's a wandering soul!" Bai Ze nodded thoughtfully, "Little ghost said that he feels mysterious recently, so it turned out that there was something wrong with Yang Juan..."

Bai Ze murmured what Xia Nuannuan didn't understand, "Fortunately, I came here, otherwise the world might be in chaos."

"That... Bai Ze, what are you talking about?" Why couldn't she understand!

And what's the mess?Did she almost get into trouble?

Bai Ze patted her butt, and comforted her in a compassionate and pitiful tone, "It's okay, little girl, this time you have these two little monsters in your fate, you won't be in reincarnation again, and I did a little favor for you, I have linked their accounts to your book, no thanks."

"…………"Nonsence!She doesn't have such a big son!Still two!

But... reincarnation?What's this?

"That...can you be more specific, I really don't understand." Xia Nuannuan waved his hand away with a confused face, "Can you just say something I can understand?"

"Normal?"

"A little more common?" Bai Ze walked up to her from behind, and sighed softly, "You have to be careful recently."

"A pink flower, that is the starting point of your fateful reincarnation."

"..." She still didn't understand what to do, whether or not all the gods and beasts were so unpredictable.

And she always felt that this divine beast... was unreliable... kept pinching her ass.

"Oh, I will know when I don't understand." Bai Ze chuckled, his figure disappeared like smoke, and his voice echoed in the air, "Little girl, seeing that you are my descendant, no matter how many times I Give you some hints."

"Remember, no matter where you go, you must take these two little monsters with you, remember."

Otherwise, fate is like a gear, endlessly repeating the cycle again and again.

And she will never be free.

After the beast left, the still time around seemed to be powered by something. Jiang Xue and Zong San blinked and saw the woman holding a feather duster standing in front of them.

what is she doing

The author has something to say: Bai Ze: The little girl wants to have no breasts, butt or butt, does Ghost Lamp like this one? ? ?

Note: Bai Ze is Bai Ze from Leng Che of Ghost Lamp.

This episode is very interesting, you can go and watch it.

I jio, I almost spoiled_(:3)