The catastrophe of the heroine

In the past in the three-dimensional world, people who believed in science would say that after death, there is nothing left.Something as mysterious as the soul naturally does not exist.

People with faith believe in the existence of the soul—this is actually a better sustenance.Hope and believe that a loved one who has died is still alive in another way.

However, the words of the Two-dimensional world.Really, there is indeed a "soul".

Sakura Marin has long felt that this world is very crowded,? After all, except for decent humans,? Serious monsters and curse spirits.She also often sees serious ghosts floating in the air.

Some of those ghosts were unlucky, some had regrets and obsessions, in short, they did not become Buddhas and stayed in the world.

However, even if you are persistent. ——Because people will forget the memories of their lifetime after death.So it's better to say that that kind of "obsession" is just an instinct.Just like a dead mother subconsciously feels that her child is very close and wants to protect him, and a person who is killed must see the murderer.feeling like that.

But force yourself to think of the memory before death, if the previous memory is too painful, there is a chance of blackening into a demon.This is probably what we often call the Wraith.

And these ordinary ghosts are actually divided into two types.

One is that after death, I have no concept or idea about the state and identity of my ghost, and I have no interest in the human world, so I shrink myself into a non-human form (only the kind of light ball similar to a ball) - this kind of For the form, please refer to "Noragami"

The other is,? It is very clear about its ghost identity, and it wanders around doing nothing every day.Thoughtful, and sometimes like to engage in some pranks.For example, rubbing their butts against the faces of humans who cannot see them, or suddenly penetrating human bodies. ——For this kind, please refer to "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo"

The second type of picture is really beautiful, it is worthy of sand sculpture comics, but the painting style is different.When Zhen Rin sees it, she always wants to show off her beauty.Then reluctantly held back.

And in order to prevent ghosts, monsters and other things from entering her home at will, she went to a temple that was said to be very effective a few years ago to ask for things that can ward off evil spirits.

Don't say it, it's really useful.That effect is probably to form a simple enchantment, without her permission, the weaker things that belong to the other side cannot enter.

Otherwise, as a person who can see it all the time, if the house is so lively every day, she might go crazy too.

The misfortune of the previous day has just passed, and the next day, Sakura Marin and Saiki Kusuo looked at each other again at home.

It's really rare,? The other party didn't say hello at all, and teleported over directly.

And what is Shinji doing at this moment?She was listening to Yato "crying" to her with a calm face, that the artifacts he received a few days ago resigned without conscience.

Seeing Kusuo Saiki teleported over, the pitiful Yatogami's expression became sharp all of a sudden, he raised his hand and pointed at the pink-haired superhuman who suddenly appeared.

"Is this guy breaking into a private house?! Right! Right!"

Saiki Kusuo looked over indifferently: [The guy who always breaks into private houses is you, right? 】

"It's up to you! This is between me and Marin!" Yetou said confidently.

Saiki Kusuo: "..." So you won't object to breaking into a private house?Can this unscrupulous god be thrown out?

Zhen Lin waved her hand to interrupt the confrontation between the two people. After all, she couldn't figure out what the two were fighting about. Obviously, the owner of her house never really cared about their trespassing or not.

Saiki Kusuo: [You should pay attention to me, hey. ]

Shin Rin: "What's wrong with coming here suddenly?"

Saiki Kusuo raised his hand and pointed out the window.There is a ghost outside the window, with a white clothes and buttocks and chin unusually conspicuous.

This is the ghost of Randori's dead father, the guardian spirit of Reita Toritsu. Recently, he has been haunting Saiki Kusuo who suddenly saw him, making Saiki very annoyed.Although the superpower can let his soul out of his body, and then punch him away, this guy is still happy to come over.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." The ghost who looked exactly like Ran Tangli was swaying on the window glass, and the voice he made was also invincible, "Why! I can't get in ——! Eh?! Ah! Let me in, bastard ——!”

He started banging head-on against the glass.

Then knocked on the functional enchantment.

Saiki Kusuo: 【So noisy.You should be able to fix this guy. 】

Shin Rin: "...Isn't it a bit too cruel to talk about solving it?"

Saiki Kusuo: 【Isn't it good to let him become a Buddha? 】

Shin Rin: "...My current ability can only make him disappear completely. He did nothing wrong." What's more, this is Daisuke Ono!

Saiki Kusuo: [Can you stop using a voice actor filter to see an idiot. 】

Marin suddenly remembered, and turned to look at Yato, "Speaking of which, Yato, don't you lack a magic weapon?"

Yato: "...Huh?" The blue-eyed god suddenly became alert.After he understood the girl's plan, he had a look of disbelief.

"You... Hey, Ma Rin, isn't it? Eh? Ah?????"

Yes, that was a path that Yato had never imagined, making an undead with a butt and chin his own artifact.

So how can someone grow such a unique butt and jaw.Together with the most important woman that existed in the memory of the other party during his lifetime, she was also a woman with a butt and chin, who actually looked exactly like this guy.It shouldn't be this kind of operation to have a husband and wife, right? !ah? !Twins? !

Liyin, who was on the buttocks and chin, was hit by a car and died in order to save others.A good guy indeed.Even an idiot can't deny that he's a good guy.

Although Yato is not that picky about the appearance of the artifact, God can't, at least he shouldn't—

After all, the power tool on the buttocks and chin, after being deformed, is a kitchen knife.

Ye Dou: "……………… Hiss." If he took it out to fight, where would his fame as a warrior god be?

Shin Rin: "..."

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

The three of them fell into a mysterious silence at the same time.

Rantang's father, who had recovered his human form from the artifact kitchen knife, scratched his head.With a dull expression, he suddenly found that he could no longer float in the air and fly, and he could no longer use his body to penetrate the wall at will.So, the expression became very unhappy.

He yelled: "I don't want to be a goddamn weapon, free me! I want to go back and find Lingtai. This kind of physical feeling is not fun at all! And this stupid god, he has sweaty hands!!! "

Yato: "………………"

3 minutes.Wuyuanshen was disgusted and fired by an artifact that he hadn't had time to dislike.Asshole, asshole.Speaking of which, he realized whether this guy's voice was the same as Dahei's.

Zhen Rin was silent for a while, then reached out and patted his shoulder: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, the next one will be better, tomorrow will be better."

Ye Dou froze, grief came from it, and he began to sob and choke: "Who, who is sad, bastard!!! Besides, I despise him, right?!"

…………

In order to comfort the wounded Yato, Shin Rin decided to take him out to find a new artifact.Anyway, she is in a lucky state today.As long as there is such a wish, it should be successful.

She thought: Today I must help Yato find a very strong one, so I don't dislike his sweaty hands so much.Being able to share hobbies and languages ​​with him is an artifact that can help him.

Thinking of this, she pulled the two people in the room and went out directly.

Saiki Kusuo was expressionless: 【So why do I want to be together? 】

Yato was very upset: "Who wants you to follow! You can go back, you pink-haired monster high school student!"

Yato thought, Shin Rin is really an unconscious scumbag, who attracts bees and butterflies for no reason, and knows so many strange men for no reason.

Saiki Kusuo: [Although I agree with the first half of the sentence, but you are the strange man. ]

The superhuman thought about it, Rantang's father suddenly felt bored because of what happened just now, and finally stopped pestering him.

Anyway, he has nothing to do at the moment, instead of leaving by himself to make this stupid god happy, he chose to make that guy unhappy.

So, Zhen Rin started a journey to find the artifact with a Kamiya in each hand.

To be honest, artifacts are actually not very easy to find.

The kind of ghosts that keep their human form swaying generally have a relatively free personality, and don't want to become a restricted artifact.Even those who are a little curious when they hear names like "God" and "Artifact" will ask more questions about their treatment.Naturally, after hearing that there was no salary, he looked away indifferently.ignored them.

Yes, dead souls are very real now.Don't want 996, don't want 007, and you have to manage food, housing and high salary.

So, first look for the undead who have no fixed form and have no nostalgia for life in this world.This may be a strong buy and sell.What if the opponent feels that the physical feeling is very good after becoming an artifact.

They search and search.

They found it.

Although it is unbelievable to say, in a somewhat dark alley, Zhen Lin found a quiet, seemingly sleeping, undead body with no specific form in a corner.

Glowing with black light.Not noticeable at all in this environment.

But she subconsciously decided that this undead should be very strong, how to describe it?Isn't it just the breath he conveyed?Because there is a curse spirit nearby.Normally these curse spirits would also harm the undead of humans, but at present these curse spirits have no intention of devouring this undead... Well, rather than saying that they do not have this idea and plan, it is better to say that they are avoiding him.

She blinked and beckoned to Yato.Ask him how this is.

Yato looked at it, and said that this should be an adult male, and his age is not troublesome.

Afterwards, Zhen Rin and Qi Mu witnessed another famous scene where the gods gave names to the artifacts - I have to say that this scene is quite magical.Probably... similar to the standard configuration of magical girl transformation in animation.

But this time, the weapon transformed from the undead, which became a divine weapon, is very cool.

It is a big black sword.It has a very sharp blade with a cold light, and it makes people feel a terrible chill when viewed from a distance.

Yato waved the knife in his hand, and before he actually touched it, all the curse spirits not far away were wiped out by the scorpion.

very strong.Powerful beyond imagination.Unusually strong.

But Yato's expression was not very good, his expression was a little complicated.

Yato, with a tangled expression, watched the artifact in his hand turn into a human form.

The god who read the memory of the undead really wanted to shout out that this is a scumbag! ! !Really a scumbag? !But... that seems too shameless.

The artifact transformed into a human form, tall and muscular, with smooth black hair, cold green eyes, and a scar at the corner of the mouth.Judging by the face and body shape, they are the type that is extremely popular with women.Simply put, it's a hormonal rush.

Anyway, in short, the feeling of being completely crushed by the artifact made the gods not know what to say for a while.

The black-haired man scratched his hair, narrowed his eyes, looked around, and gave a "tsk" impatiently.

And Zhen Lin, who watched the whole process, was stunned from the moment the artifact turned into a human form.

No, is this kind of linkage possible? !ah--? !

In short, Zhen Rin was shocked and confused, and he opened his mouth without holding back:

"Fuck, shit, shit——!!!"

"Daddy, what the fuck—"

Because of the sound of daddy, the three people present all looked at her.

At that moment just now, Saiki Kusuo, who had read the explosive amount of information in her mind, sighed, and complained: [...Don't just pick up your father in the trash can. 】

The author has something to say: Everything is possible in the Zongman world in Sand Sculpture.

It is indeed very powerful, an artifact with common hobbies (gambling) and language (skill of being a bad guy).Marin, your wish came true without a hitch.

Me: I wish lovers will eventually become brothers and sisters. (bushi) Hui: Are you kidding me?

感谢在2021-07-31?23:59:59~2021-08-01?23:53:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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