Let's run, little hamster

eleven

[Reception] Nen Nen: Newcomers, please be direct, the master will wait for you at YY6644666~~

[Reception] Nen Nen: The master will be teaching at YY, hurry up and hang up~~

Mi You stared at the tender wavy lines, looked at the list of YY groups with doubts, and found that the number of this group was not large, only about a dozen people in total, maybe this is a preparatory group for a big society?

The YY channel jumps to 6644666, and someone is singing in the channel.It was a man's voice, he hadn't heard anything before, the timbre was not as good as his wife's, but it was not bad, but the taste of singing was a bit awkward, as if singing with his throat squeezed.

Where is the Great God?

What about his wife!

Miyou is very clumsy, YY public screen is very lively, there are not a few people who browse flowers, and there are not a few who are fanatics.Mi You touched her chin, sighed that her daughter-in-law's voice was still nice.

Hold on very firmly.

"Next, we welcome the foreign aid god specially invited by the channel——The Fleeting Years from the Other Shore! He sang the song just now. I have the full version of the recording here, and I want you." The girl's voice is very sweet, also Very tired, as her voice fell, the public screen swiped the name of this great god.

Mi You was surprised at the speed at which they swiped the screen, and was very puzzled by their behavior, but then he thought that if the person on the microphone was his wife, maybe he would be so crazy.

The power of an idiot fan is terrifying, Miyou chuckled, wondering when his daughter-in-law would come out.

"Hi, I'm Fleeting Years."

Uh... That awkward feeling is getting stronger and stronger.Mi You took off the earphones, picked them up, and put them back on again.

"I'm very glad that Duojiangshan invited me to give you a class. Today I'm going to talk about the secret of how to quickly become popular in the online distribution circle. Don't let any of you get distracted, otherwise this opportunity, uh, you will miss it."

Isn't this man twisting his throat and talking?Mi You was very skeptical, how could so many people like a man with such a soft voice and occasionally gasping for breath? !To put it bluntly, this is a sissy...

"A lot of people are asking me how to be popular. In fact, the reason is very simple. Forget about shame, integrity, self-esteem, and all those things. If you are a man, I suggest you to act in a short radio drama in Tanmei, preferably pure meat. That kind of thing, I’ll save you and become popular. If you’re a girl, you should be a scholar-bureaucrat first, hold your thighs well, and it will be useful in the future. If you’re good looking, don’t forget to show your presence in the photos, maybe you’ll be Some people have taken a fancy to you, right?"

On the public screen, all kinds of unscrupulous words, such as fleeting years, asking for marriage, hugging thighs, etc., have obviously been brainwashed by him.Mi You didn't understand it, but felt that the legendary online distribution circle was really like this, he must get his wife out of this circle as soon as possible!Simply dangerous!

"Aren't you misleading people, why is such a good girl ruining herself like this?" Mi You typed this sentence on the public screen.

Mai Shang stood still for a few seconds.

Then he was banned from the channel...

What the hell.

(┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻ Don't let me tell the truth!What kind of bullshit is this!

Miyou switched back to YY angrily, and asked, "Will there be other great gods coming later?"

[Reception] Nen Nen: Only Liu Nian is here today, and other CVs will be invited in the future.

Mi You thought that a few more like today's Po Dashen would be misleading his disciples!

Call me Er Ye: Where is the great god in your club...?

[Reception] Nen Nen: Oh, we are still cultivating great gods!

……

Fuck the ads are deceiving?Isn't this a preparatory group for feelings? !

[Reception] Nen Nen: Just kidding, newcomer, the well-known CV Cang Ming Beast of our agency will come to give us a lecture tomorrow. He will teach us a lot of things, but there is a tuition fee, 30R. We set up a private class. Do you want to come and listen?I can give you a discount.

Peat, who wants to listen!The name Cang Ming Beast is not my daughter-in-law, it is so spicy and so obscene.

Miyou poked the profile of the YY group seriously.

[Solitary Jiangshan Radio Drama Club]

Wait a minute, something seems wrong...

Miyou switched back to Baidu Encyclopedia.

【Jiangshan Solo Radio Drama Club】

Fuck... No wonder everything feels wrong, this shit is a copycat! ! ! ! !

It kills people!Miyou angrily withdrew from the group and went to YY.

twelve

Miyou was as if being scratched by a cat, he couldn't sit still no matter what, his wife was next door, it made him want to see it.There is no breakthrough on the Internet, the more Mi You wonders, what is his wife doing?

Glancing at the lit window next door, Mi You thought for three seconds.

(┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻ want to see my wife!

What are you waiting for?Mi You asked herself this way, then turned into a little hamster, and touched it with ease.

The paws stepped on the soft carpet, which was very comfortable. The daughter-in-law leaned on the bed and read a book, wearing black-rimmed glasses, she looked a lot more elegant.

Miyou leaned on the leg of the bed, rubbing her belly in embarrassment.

Why does it feel like my daughter-in-law looks good again...

It would be great if I could hug her to bed earlier, Mi You rubbed her belly again, looking forward to it.

So they were like this, one was reading a book on the bed, and the other was leaning on the leg of the bed to daydream.As the lights dimmed, Liang Cheng put down his book and closed the quilt, while the hamster under the bed was already sound asleep.

It was only at dawn that Mi You realized that he had forgotten his business, and he still hadn't figured out what happened to his wife on the Internet!

Slowly crawling out from under the bed, Mi You found that the surroundings were quiet and there was no movement at all, which meant that his wife was not at home... Why did he sleep so hard today?Mi You was very heartbroken, today is Monday, the daughter-in-law should have gone to work.

Mi You rolled around on his wife's bed several times, and finally returned to her room reluctantly, and turned on the computer.

After searching the information of Jiangshan Alone several times, he learned that this club has not had a new work for a long time, and most of the CVs in the club have disappeared.Miyou looked around the personnel list several times, but didn't see a name that matched "Liangcheng", so she closed the webpage in disappointment.

Even though he had read the encyclopedia for so long, he still didn't understand. At this moment, Mi You thought that maybe someone knew what the so-called CV meant.

Call me Erye: Is Xiaoxue there!

Call me Er Ye: Is the big head there!

Call me Erye: Is Jiji there?

Call me Er Ye: Why aren't you here?You are all jet lagged, how can you not be here!

Don't worry about the rain: Lord, did the jet lag party mess with you?such a big movement

Call me Erye: I just want to ask you something~

Snowflakes: What's up~

Call me Er Ye: Hey, you are more knowledgeable, I will ask you some words, and you can explain them to me.

Xue Huahua: It's rare that the second master is so humble, it's so cool hahaha.Tell me, I will tell you what I know!

Call me Er Ye: That's... that network match, CV, what does that mean?

Snowflake: [Surprised] Where did you know this

Call me the second master: Don’t worry about this, you must know this from your tone, tell me quickly~

Xuehuahua: For online dubbing, it means online dubbing, and CV is the person who dubbs. Simply put, that's it.

Call me Er Ye: There are more and more!

Snowflake: What do you want to hear?Gossip?

Call me Er Ye: And gossip?

Xue Huahua: Wherever there are people, there are gossips~ For example...the boss has been calling you, have you seen it?I'm curious, what's your relationship with the boss.

Miyou looked at the screen solemnly, and suddenly felt that the daughter-in-law seemed quite dangerous.

Your uncle (leader): Er Er, are you free tonight?

Call me Erye: No time.

Your uncle (leader): What the hell are you doing?Don't participate in gang activities? !

Call Me Second Master: Chasing Wife

Your uncle (leader): Prospects... a good man has ambitions everywhere!

Call me the second master: Your uncle ==, no wonder you have no daughter-in-law

Your uncle (leader): What kind of circle you just mentioned?Is your wife in there?

Call me Erye: Yes

Your uncle (leader): Don’t say I don’t have a wife, I’ve never eaten pork, and I’ve never seen a pig run away. Since you’re worried, follow along, so you don’t have to worry about it all the time.

Call me the second master: Uncle, you are rarely reliable once

Your uncle (leader): Good boy, are you free tonight?

Call me Erye: Of course not

Your uncle (leader): Damn, I actually dug a hole for myself o(︶︿︶)o

Call me Erye: ┑(￣Д￣)┍

thirteen

Mi You felt that what the old man said was very reasonable, so she tapped Snowflakes without hesitation.

Call me Erye: Xiaoxue, how do you get into that circle!

Xue Huahua: Uh...you can get in if you want, sir, you have a good voice, so you should be able to do it.

Call me Erye: [circling] Then take me in!

Xue Huahua: Alright [clench fist] Actually, I'm starting a club right now!

Call me Er Ye: It’s not the kind that collects money, right? [panic]

Xue Huahua: How could it be? I do it because I like it. Why do we charge money? We do it for free =3=

Call me the second master: Then I can rest assured, last time I met a group of liars, alas, it is really misleading

Xue Huahua: Er Ye, have you figured out what your ID is?

Call me Erye: Can I not do this now?I think it's good

Xue Huahua: No, I need to change it, it’s too domineering, I’m afraid everyone won’t accept it

Mi You thought that as long as his daughter-in-law accepted it, everyone would accept it or not...it was not as important as the former!

Call me Er Ye: Well, what do you think?

Xue Huahua: I am also named Fei... Let me think about it...

Call me Er Ye: By the way, what style do their names usually have?

Snowflake: The second master of frivolity?Erye little monster?Two X?

Call me the second master: [picking nose] Is it better than my current one?

Snowflake: I thought of it!Just call Er Er!What a cute name!

Call me Er Ye: Your uncle is convex