The heart of broken love is lost in this life

The two were lingering, on the water bed.

Well, I was very gentle with him, and it took an hour before I disarmed him!

"You seem to be very gentle today?!"

He said it against my chest!

I have a sense of having an affair, it must be clear that both of us are working on our own land!For the first time, in a place like a hotel, I cringed a bit! ?In addition, in the venue downstairs! !His parents are all there... If they knew, I was upstairs, going to his son... Would they just kill me right here!

"Is not it good?"

"Well...but I'm afraid you'll hold back!!"

"Actually... your expression just now, I think all kinds of things..."

"That……"

"I'm afraid, if I try hard, the water bed will be broken...the water will flow out! What should I do..."

He looked at me with a disgusted expression on his face!Am I stupid again?Did I say something cute and funny again?

"Bumper..."

I looked at him with aggrieved face!to be honest!I'm a dick, I really don't know if the water bed will break or not... I'm feeling uneasy, so I'm doing my job well!Please forgive my soil...

His cell phone rang, and it was his mother's, so he got up to answer the call.

"Son! Where are you going!"

Li Yifan glanced at me!Looking at me who is naked... looking back.

"Let's go back!"

"Ah? Why didn't you tell me when you went back... Why is your car still parked in the hotel?"

"No! I was a little uncomfortable just now!"

"That's uncomfortable! Do you want to go and see..."

"No need! It's ready!"

"Then why are you uncomfortable..."

Li Yifan was a little impatient, and looked back at me again!Hold back a sentence, I will remember it all my life, and I will laugh silly at it for a lifetime!

"Mom! Can you stop asking? My butt hurts! I have hemorrhoids! I just found someone to cure me! Are you satisfied!"

I have suppressed my own laughter, lying on the bed and twitching crazily!

He turned his head and gave me a blank look!Of course I know it can only be a glance!Because he still has to deal with his mother!

"Oh...wrong? Son, the hemorrhoids you had when you were pooping... What do you mean? Hemorrhoids can be cured by just looking for someone without surgery?"

I want to say, Auntie, you are awesome!I adore it!I am deeply impressed by your innocent words!Please be sure to marry your son to me!

"Mom... don't ask me anymore! I want to sleep and rest... I'll talk about it tomorrow..."

After finishing talking, turn off the phone!Stare back at me!

"It's funny isn't it?"

I covered my mouth and didn't make a sound!

"Ask you! It's funny, isn't it?"

I still twitched from laughing and didn't make a sound to answer!

"Damn! Laugh at you balls! Don't laugh..."

"I...heh...I...heh...ok...ok...I don't laugh...haha...I don't laugh anymore!...It turns out that I can help you cure hemorrhoids...ha...haha..., your whole life Don't even think about...haha get rid of me..."

The furious him pounced on me again, wanting to beat me... what a pity!With that little strength, when I laughed out loud, I could do something!

"Are you sure, this thing called a water bed, no matter how hard I try, it won't rot, won't it rot?"

"Damn... what are you doing..."

"Knowingly asking!"

The next day

The body is the capital of revolution!The joy of fish and water is great!But not too much...

He stared at me with the expression of wanting to kill me! ...The two of them slowly walked out of the elevator, ready to drive back...From the moment he got up in the morning to when he got in the car, he didn't say a word!I wonder if he is angry!But usually... you won't be angry... I asked cautiously while driving.

"What’s wrong with you!"

He ignored me!I then asked cautiously.

"You're angry?"

He still ignored me!I'm a little wronged, what's wrong?Usually good!Why... would you put on a bad face for me today.

"Li Yifan, do you dare to speak out? What's the matter?"

"Shut up, I don't want to talk!"

"I...what the hell happened to you! Isn't it just papa you? Usually...we don't...all..."

"Usually...Usually, are you so messy!?"

"That... proves that I love you more and more!"

"I love you, big-headed ghost!! Damn, I still have a burning pain there..."

"Didn't you say that I was too gentle the first time!?"

"roll……"

"It's okay to be gentle! It's okay to be too cruel! Hey, it's so hard to be a man!"

"Damn it...don't talk to me! Drive your car!"

I didn't talk all the way!Well, I'm thinking about how to appease this hurt little guy...

When he got home, he walked to the bed and lay down!Look at him... It seems like last night, he really went too far!So, I wittily took out the keyboard he smashed that day, and still haven't thrown it away... put it in front of him!

He rolled his eyes and looked at me!

"What are you doing!"

I knelt on the keyboard and said with an aggrieved expression.

"Daughter-in-law! I was wrong! Next time, I won't dare to use such force again!"

"Damn... who is your wife!"

"That! Wife, I was wrong!"

"Don't take advantage of me!"

"A lot! The whole body, including the inside of the body, is taken up!"

"You...you...you...are you admitting your mistake!?"

I instantly said with a hippie smile.

"no!"

Then he slammed his mouth like a hooligan and moved it up!Obviously, he didn't resist, and he didn't bite my lip!It must be not angry...the two of them just like this, quietly kissing each other.