[full-time master] let's get married

Huang Shaotian sat on Ye Xiu's bed in a bit of embarrassment.

Fortunately, Ye Xiu didn't mean to make fun of him at all, which made Huang Shaotian feel at ease.

"This bed is five feet long. Although two people can squeeze in, I can still sleep on the floor." Ye Xiu said he was going to make a bed on the floor, but Huang Shaotian hesitated to get on the bed, and said hesitantly, "Old Ye, isn't this room yours?" The floor."

"A house in the 80s and [-]s of the last century would be good if it could accommodate people. There are so many requirements." Ye Xiu complained.

"Fuck, Lao Ye, do you have common sense? You sleep on the concrete floor during thunder and lightning, aren't you afraid of waking up and turning into a roast pig?" Huang Shaotian got up and grabbed the mat in his hand and threw it aside, "Come on, where are the two men? With so much attention to detail, it’s enough for one night.”

In fact, the Ye family's house had been renovated more than once, but since Ye Xiu had long since left the house, he didn't bother with a few of them.Now this bed was bought by Ye Qiu at IKEA because Ye Xiu retired and returned home.But you know IKEA, easy to use is not cheap, cheap is not easy to use, except for the name, there is no IKEA.Brother Ye regretted it after buying it, so he told his elder brother to hold back. When autumn is suitable for decoration, the whole house, from the floor chandelier to the furniture and computer, was replaced by him.

Ye Xiu heheed, thinking that anyway, he was going to Zurich in July and August, and he hardly lived at home, so he didn't care about it.As a result, after bearing the weight of two adult men, the bed still made a babbling sound. Huang Shaotian sat up again in an instant, wondering whether it would be cuter to run on the balcony and listen to the thunder, or to lie on the bed Hearing the bed thump is even more annoying.

In short, after Huang Shaotian tossed and tossed and finally fell asleep, he really fell asleep so deeply that he didn't even know that Ye Xiu was stuck like an octopus as a pillow.Early in the morning, Big Brother Ye took a lot of effort to separate Huang Shaotian's hands and feet and put him back on the bed, when he heard Ye Qiu's voice outside, "Brother, are you up yet? Did Mr. Huang leave first? No one?"

Ye Xiu responded, "Wake up, please keep your voice down." He got ready, of course he knew about Huang Shaotian's tossing and turning pancakes on the bed for half the night yesterday, and now that it was still early, he wanted that kid to sleep more, but in the end Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat up, Huang Shaotian turned over in his sleep, and rushed over again.

Damn, why does this kid sleep so badly!

Brother Ye tried his best to rescue him, but the sword master of the alliance still had the dream of transforming into a wrestler and winning one more match to win the beauty back. Using both hands and feet, he and Ye Xiu rolled into a pile.

"When I wake up, I'll come in. Tell me, brother..." Brother Ye opened the door and felt that the three views were ruined. The most troublesome thing was that he was accompanied by unusual guests. He was supposed to lead him to the next room, but in the end...

"Fuck! Don't make trouble!" Ye Xiu finally couldn't help it anymore, he pressed hard and completely suppressed Huang Shaotian, the sword master who had disturbed his dream early in the morning finally woke up, and saw himself face to face with Ye Xiu There are only three centimeters left in the straight line...

Ye Qiu hurriedly said, "You guys go ahead!" and quickly closed the door. Ye Xiu felt relieved when Huang Shaotian woke up, only to hear Huang Shaotian's breathless voice, "That person just now..."

"You can tell it's my brother just by looking at his face! Oh, did you say the one behind? I don't know... It's okay, it's not my mother anyway."

Huang Shaotian looked at Ye Xiu with the look of a dead dog who exhaled more air than inhaled, and said, "...that's my mother!"

When Ye Xiu came home that day, Ye Ma pulled him aside and asked carefully about the blind date.Because Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian had briefly reached an alliance of comrades-in-arms, Ye Xiu opened his mouth and began to talk, and Ye Ma was so excited that he felt that he could welcome his daughter-in-law in immediately.Mother Ye urged Ye Xiu to quickly take him home and show the whole family inside, out of the idea of ​​striking while the iron was hot.

Need to speed up, pay attention, before you were busy playing, well, busy playing games... Does it make a difference?I'm busy playing games, it's fine if I don't have a suitable partner, now that I've retired, I have a partner, so what's the point?

When Ye Xiu was 15 years old, he gave up discussing with his family whether playing Glory and playing games were the same thing, so Mama Ye didn't arouse any resentment in him. I got to know each other, and was interrogated even more tightly.

Ignore the middle process, and finally, according to Ye Xiu's dictation, Ye Ma's integrated version is: Ye Huang and Huang have known each other for more than ten years, and they have a good impression of each other, but because they are busy playing games, and because they don't know each other's sexuality, they have been flirting with each other.As a result, the blind date fell in love at first sight, and fell in love at first sight. At the first sight of dry wood, it almost caught fire. I feel that life has a direction and a goal since then, which is very beautiful and very motivated.

Of course, Ye Xiu didn't admit that he said such unreliable things at first glance, anyway, that's what he meant, as long as Ye Ma was happy.It's just that Ye Xiu didn't know, after Mama Ye finished editing the words, she told the introducer, and the introducer edited it again and told it to Mama Huang, Mama Huang immediately went to the shopping agency to buy the plane ticket.Unfortunately, there was still a flash of rain in Beijing that night, and the plane finally landed in Tianjin. After Huang Ma and Huang Dad contacted Ye Ma early in the morning, they took the high-speed train to Beijing.

Huang's father looked at the thriving morning traffic in the capital of the motherland, where the subway gates could barely close, and said with emotion: I have also been to the imperial capital, ah no, I am from Beijing.

The subway couldn't get in, and the bus couldn't even get on the bus. Mama Huang and Papa Huang waited for Ye's second child at the gate of Soymilk King, and then they were taken to the old Ye's house.

It's just that the two elders of the Huang family never expected that the big guy hadn't figured out the topic from the embarrassment of marrying his son. The two guys gave them a pot of dog blood early in the morning. It was so sour, hehe...

Really worthy of the 2000 yuan air ticket!

If he hadn't thought about evading the first day of the new year but not the fifteenth day, Huang Shaotian might have jumped off the balcony of Ye Xiu's house and escaped.

After Huang Shaotian turned around like an ant on a hot pot for about ten minutes, Ye Xiu finally couldn't help it and said, "I said, can you stop turning, I'm dizzy."

Huang Shaotian couldn't sleep at the moment and felt that the bed was crooked. Seeing Ye Xiu's attitude of being nothing to do with himself, he got angry and said, "You're still so virtuous when you're dying! My mother saw it." !My mom saw it! My mom saw it! Do you know what it means when my mom sees it?"

Ye Xiu began to dig his ears, "Does that mean you're going to be beaten to death? Hey, that's not the case, you're a guy in your twenties, and it's their disadvantage when they beat you up, your hand hurts."

Huang Shaotian stared, "Damn! My mother saw it, which means that everyone in the building and outside of our family's relatives know about it! How will I behave in the future!"

Ye Xiu was stunned, thinking, good guy, it turns out that genetic inheritance is true.

"Really, it's so troublesome? The big deal is to sacrifice my ego, so that the old people of our two families can get what they want!"

Huang Shaotian wanted to jump up and blow his hair when he heard it.

In fact, Ye Xiu was not as calm as he appeared on the surface. At first, he had a million alpacas passing through the border, and he was in a mess, but after thinking about it, isn't that what happened?According to the relationship between him and Huang Shaotian's buddies, it's a squeezed bed, although this kind of thing is not common, it is definitely not uncommon.Taking a ten thousand step back, even if it's like he and Huang Shaotian are in love, love, dear, isn't it normal for couples in love to roll onto the same bed?It's just a coincidence that my parents saw it... Everyone treats it coldly, so it should be okay not to talk about it, right?

I just don't know if I will be beaten up by Huang Ma and Huang Pa when I pretend to break up in the future?However, according to Huang Shaotian's words, his family's fighting strength is all on the lips, and the skills at hand are probably not very good, so Ye Xiu was relieved first.

Leader Ye Da was not afraid of the shadow slanting, thinking that anyway, the soldiers would come and cover them with water and earth, not to mention that he and Huang Shaotian were as innocent as that clear water radish soup, so he continued to taunt and tease his colleagues.

The two exchanged a few more words, and Ye Xiu said, "Come on, the ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws, don't smudge, if you drag it on, you'll get into trouble."

It was only then that Huang Shaotian realized how terrifying the subjective imagination after stimulating the picture was. The moment the door closed, he flipped over and jumped up, but he spent the next 10 minutes in the room drawing horoscopes, just in case The five people downstairs were thinking about some unreliable things in their minds. Let alone going back to Guangzhou, they couldn't stay in Beijing.

Although the Alliance Juggernaut had a lot of thoughts in his mind, he finally decided not to mention what happened this morning. As soon as I said hello, I went to practice with Ye Xiu, but the words that came out of my mouth became, "Fuck, ugly wife? Lao Ye, tell your conscience, how ugly am I! Why can't I see my in-laws! Wait... it seems What's wrong? Fuck me! Who is your daughter-in-law! Who sees your in-laws! Break up, break up, break up, break up, break up!"

Ye Xiu spread his hands out, expressing his annoyance early in the morning.

The two of them changed into the casual clothes that had been washed yesterday and left them in front of the electric fan for a night. They went downstairs and said good morning to the four old people who were waiting for them to have breakfast, saying that they would go to training first. The canteen over there has everything you need, so you don't have to bother at home.

"Sit down." Father Ye said.

Just as Ye Xiu was about to say something, Huang Shaotian quickly pulled a chair away and sat down.

Faced with Huang Shaotian's unpromising behavior, Ye Xiu said he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

The faces of the four old people were as immobile as a mountain, and it seemed that the mountain was about to come and the wind filled the building. Ye Xiu thought it was not that exaggerated, two families became one family in 10 minutes, how can this be sung?Now that Huang Shaotian had already sat down, Ye Xiuye ​​conveniently pulled away a chair next to Huang Shaotian, and while taking his seat, said: "There is indeed training in the morning at the General Administration, and there is an early meeting on tactics, so it's inappropriate to be late."

Father Ye glanced at him and said, "Eat."

Old feudal, old superstitious, old-fashioned and old-fashioned rules, Ye Xiu slandered inwardly while eating soy milk steamed buns, although he is fine as the team leader not participating in training in the morning, but Huang Shaotian is a player who is currently playing, and the absence of the national team training is a serious problem .

But... Ye Xiu thought about the scene in the morning, and suppressed the idea of ​​having an attack on the spot, and finished his breakfast silently.

After the meal, Ye Qiu helped Ye Ma clean up the pots and pans. Huang Shaotian was about to get up to help, but Ye Xiu held him down, and then asked Ye Daddy: "The meal is over, if you have anything to say, just say it."

"You don't know?" Father Ye took out a newspaper from the drawer of the old octagonal table, threw it in front of Ye Huang and the two, and said, "The leader of the General Administration has called just now, and asked us to 'handle it properly, so as not to cause any harm. Influence'."

On the headline of the sports page, there is a series of pictures on the whole page. Between lightning and thunder, two men are clearly reflected in the rainstorm, holding each other and embracing each other.

But isn't this just me from last night?

—— Ye Xiu, the leader of the Glory national team, and Huang Shaotian, the swordsman of the alliance, are suspected of living together in Beijing and building a love nest. Can the "office romance" be cultivated?

Office romance?

Huang Shaotian looked far away.

Although Huang Shaotian himself has never worked in a company before, and he is not so gossipy that he knows everything, he still knows the representative term of office romance.

Most units don't accept office romances, mainly because it's fine if they talk well, but if they don't talk well, it will be a big trouble.At the least, it will affect the harmony in the office or even within the unit, and at the worst, it will turn against each other, making the ups and downs restless-who doesn't have a few good colleagues and friends?Immediately divide into gangs to target, and the unit will lose in the end.

Huang Shaotian was a little embarrassed and a little angry, he had already scolded the newspaper all over the place in his stomach, he looked at Ye Xiu, and saw Ye Xiu frowned, his former relaxed and relaxed appearance disappeared.

Apparently, Ye Xiu also knew this metaphor, but after the embarrassment of the scandal broke out, he realized what the head of the General Administration said to "handle it properly, so as not to cause adverse effects".

Although it has never been expressly stipulated that players are not allowed to fall in love, this time is the eve of the national team's preparation for the Zurich Glory World Invitational Tournament. Although it has not yet reached the point of closed training in the last week, but this time there is such news... For them It turned out that the plan to fall in love and then break up was very influential.

Ye Xiu looked at the photos of himself and Huang Shaotian in the newspaper again. Although Ye Xiu also complained about the unlucky newspaper in his heart, he had to say that the quality of a professional paparazzi was still acceptable—at least the machine passed the test and his expression was clear.

So looking at the two men wearing the same style of pajamas in the photo, as if they were embracing each other naturally, Ye Xiu felt that the audience would definitely be dissatisfied.

So melancholy.

Ye Xiu looked up at Father Ye, and Ye Ma and Ye Qiu who came out of the kitchen and sat back at the table, then looked at Huang Ma and Huang Pa, and finally said to Huang Shaotian: "It's up to now, our business Let’s make it clear with the two elders.”

Huang Shaotian had already had this realization when he read the newspaper before, so he nodded, cleared his throat, and said to Father Ye and Mother Ye: "Uncle and Auntie, can you lend me a room so that I can talk to my parents?" ?”

Ye and Huang, who talked separately, were severely criticized and educated by their parents for a long time without exception.What's wrong with the kids now?Because of the urging of the parents, such a big life event as falling in love and getting married can be used to cheat!

Huang Shaotian talked so much that he got his mouth dry before calming Huang Ma out of the berserk state. Of course, 60.00% of the time was explaining that there was something else hidden about the photos in the newspaper and the explosive scene in the morning.

After finishing the work, as soon as Huang's father and Huang mother came out of the room, they were invited by Ye Qiu to meet Ye's mother upstairs. Huang Shaotian could only fidget on the sofa and flip through his mobile phone. Sure enough, it was the two of them's business that made everything happen, and he was blushing. With a pale face, he felt that there was someone standing in front of him.

Huang Shaotian awkwardly greeted Brother Ye, and then asked, "That...Old Ye..."

Ye Qiu pointed in the direction of the study, and said, "Since my brother ran away from home to play games, my dad and him haven't communicated for such a long time."

Huang Shaotian's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help feeling a little weak when he looked at Ye Qiu.I saw a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the face that was exactly the same as Ye Xiu's, showing a shrewdness that was completely different from Ye Xiu's, and his expression was also serious, which was quite different from Ye Xiu who always looked like a fool.Tsk tsk tsk, it's amazing that these two people are still twin brothers.

...But, Lao Ye, is he alright?

Thinking of Ye Qiu's words, Huang Shaotian couldn't help looking worriedly at the study.

"This is absolutely impossible!" Ye Xiu said uncompromisingly.

"You!" Mr. Ye grabbed the mahogany handrail, his veins were about to pop out.

Seeing this, Mother Ye quickly calmed the old man down, and then said to Ye Xiu, "Ye Xiu, don't be mad at your father!"

Ye Xiu, like Huang Shaotian, explained in detail how they had nothing to do, and how they decided to fake a relationship to keep it safe due to the distress of their parents' pressure on a blind date.

The only difference is that Ye Xiu made it clear that the misunderstanding has become a bit big now, and it is better to clarify it to the outside world.

clarify?The old man is angry, do you think everyone else is a fool, or do you think you are a star in the entertainment industry, open your eyes and tell nonsense for everyone to have fun!You are now the leader of the national team!

Otherwise... just break up?

separate?The old man is violent, that's even more impossible!It was revealed that they were cohabiting just now, but they broke up in a blink of an eye, how can I explain it!Pulling the bird is ruthless?Is your circle really chaotic?

Then what do you say?

Father Ye looked at the eldest son who had made him worry about it since he was a child, and said after a long time: "Go and set up the wine."

"Put wine?" Ye Xiu hesitated. Could it be that the old man meant...

"You don't want me to get married to settle the scandal, do you? Then someone has to get married! You are in a hurry and you can't go to the doctor. Who dares to marry me now? Really, a freshly released sports section headline. "Ye Xiu subconsciously wanted to touch the cigarette, but unfortunately he still had the self-consciousness of being a son. He frowned and let go of his hand again.

"Isn't there a ready-made candidate?" Father Ye groaned, Ye Xiu was taken aback, ready-made?

Off the shelf...I'm going!What are you thinking!

"You... you mean... Huang..." Ye Xiu said hastily, "I really have nothing to do with that kid, we have never been in love, and we are still married? Are you confused by anger or drunk early in the morning? It's too high!"

"You two are so stupid, do you think that the reporter can't do anything by squatting? Before the incident becomes a big deal, quickly put the wine on the table and let the matter calm down!" Father Ye's face was grim, but Ye Xiu didn't want to compromise. .

In fact, Ye Xiu also knew that what Ye Daddy said was right. The reporter only needed to ask the players they knew well, and they would know that these two people were not in love at all, let alone living together.Although it has been more than ten years since the saying that video games are electronic heroin, there are still all kinds of colored glasses in the society. As Father Ye, who has opposed his son playing games for more than ten years, he naturally understands this resentment. How much negative impact it may have on this circle and even this national team's expedition.

It's just one size fits all, for this reason to get married, or with Huang Shaotian?Ye Xiu felt a little intoxicated just by imagining it.

"Ye Xiu, didn't you say before that if there is someone your family likes, you will try to get along well..." Ye Ma suddenly said, Ye Xiu was stunned, when he left home when he was young, although he had no regrets for the glory , but I still feel ashamed of my parents to some extent, so I really think that if it can make the two old people happy, there is nothing wrong with falling in love, getting married and having children, but...

"Now, we are very satisfied with Xiao Huang." Mama Ye seldom speaks so forcefully, but Ye Xiu knows that compared to his father, who has high blood pressure when he loses his temper, the family really has the right to speak on such matters. Yes, it's still my own mother. "And just now I also talked about your matter with the two elders of the Huang family, and they also said that in order not to affect your training and competitions, it is best to let this matter be revealed as soon as possible."

Ye Xiu was taken aback for another moment. After a long time, did his mother and the parents on the opposite side agree?

"Otherwise, it's your father's bottom line to have a meal with relatives and friends at home." Ye Ma gave Ye Xiu a wink, and the national team leader had no choice but to leave the field.

"Old Ye, are you alright?"

"fine."

"It's nothing...it's just strange! Look at your face, it's black and blue, your father won't beat you up, will he?"

Huang Shaotian followed Ye Xiu upstairs, and saw Ye Xiu touch the cigarette while walking, but it was only burning but not smoking. He knew he was upset, so he said, "Do you know what my mother told me just now? It scared me to death, he You actually asked me what impression I have of you, do you want to try to develop it? You said we were in a fake relationship, what impressions do you have, we have known each other for more than ten years, what are you going to develop..." Huang Shaotian continued Before he finished speaking, he heard Ye Xiu say, "Then what do you think of me?"

Huang Shaotian was startled.

Ye Xiu asked, "Do you hate me?"

Huang Shaotian felt that something was wrong, but he still thought for a while and said, "You? It's okay. When you're mocking, you're pissed off, but when you're an opponent, you're terrifyingly strong. Generally speaking, you're okay. Maybe I hate you, if I hate the Renben Juggernaut, I wouldn't talk nonsense with him at all!"

Ye Xiu took a drag on his cigarette, then turned around and asked Huang Shaotian, "Then why don't we have a drink?"

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