Daily life of male god and cat

[-]. Diary of a male god

May 2014, 12 sunny

Today, I went to Ang’s Animal Foundation to adopt a three-month-old black kitten. On the way back by bike, the kitten was hungry, so I went to a convenience store to buy some steamed stuffed buns. A golden little cat jumped out of the grass beside me, which shocked me.The little cat is not much bigger than the little black cat. It squatted in front of my bicycle and looked at me eagerly. I saw that he was completely dirty. I guess it was a stray cat, so I fed him the remaining buns.

When I rode away, the cat was devouring it. I didn’t expect him to chase after me as soon as I left the car. I had no choice but to lift Xiao Hei in the basket to show him that I had already raised a cat. , I don’t know if he understood, he sat there and looked at me, this time he didn’t catch up after I left by bike.

When I got to the intersection, I looked back and saw that the little cat was still squatting there. I felt a little sad, but this cat is actually quite cute, with black spots like plum blossoms on its golden fur, which looks different from other cats. Too much the same, kind of like a wild cat in the mountains, a lynx or a leopard?But I already have black.

When I got home, I found that my wallet was left in a convenience store, and I went back to look for it. I didn't expect that little cat was still squatting there.

He rushed over when he saw me coming back from my bike, and I stopped immediately, before the front wheel stopped, he jumped into the basket, sitting in the basket with his dirty fur on his head, looking up at me happily , seems to be waiting for me to pedal the wheel, I think he may have misunderstood something, I actually came back to get the wallet, not to get his...

In short, due to some accidents and misunderstandings between humans and cats, little cat and black are now sleeping in my bedroom...

Raise it first, and give it to a friend another day.

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Male god: I have a little tabby cat a few months old, do you want it?

Male God Friend Lace Man: I like cats the most!What do you look like?Send me a picture to see!

Male god: It's a bit difficult, he refuses to cooperate well, every time I take pictures he comes to lick me.

Lace Man: It must be cute to be so clingy, so you can take a few sneak shots, sleeping, eating, shitting, and urinating!

Male god: OK.

The next day, the male god posted three photos, namely [Sleeping sprawled on the wreckage of the bed], [Eating cat food viciously], [Shitting on the TV cabinet]

Lace Man: ...

Male God: How is it?Like it?

Lace Boy OS: Are you fucking kidding me?

[-]. Diary of a male god

Sunny on August 20, 12XX

I don't know why it has not been sent out.

The author has something to say: I’m sorry for all the girls who collected this article (actually, I don’t even know how you collected it, you are too good), Mr. An’s article will have the opportunity to open a new pit in the future, this pit Temporarily used as a small theater for male gods.Because Chapter 1 put some materials in the manuscript box a long time ago, and this chapter is for the lottery, it must be randomly distributed and cannot be distributed from the manuscript box, so I put Chapter 2 directly.