Daily life of male god and cat

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Meng Anru: Welcome!

Elite man in suit and leather shoes: Hello, I bought a leash for cats in your store last time, but the cat refused to wear it at all, and couldn’t pull it out at all. Later, I consulted a pet expert, and there was no special one at all. Cat on leash, he says you're a liar.

Meng Anru [furiously]: Mister, this is... this is... [slapping hands on the counter and staring innocently at the elite guy] How could I be lying?Which experts are talking nonsense!

Elite man [stucks his neck back]: Then why the cat refuses to wear it at all, I tried to put it on but still refused to go out?

"Dingling", the wind chime rang, and the male god opened the door and walked in.

Goddess: Hello, the cat leash I bought in your store last time works very well. I remember you said that there are satellite positioning chips for pets in the store.

Meng Anru [excited]: Sir, did you hear that? !My cat has no problems with the leash!

Elite Man: But...

Meng Anru: No but!His cat is bigger than yours, and still, what?

Male God: Tiger Cat.

Meng Anru: Ah yes, have you heard of this kind of cat? This kind of cat can be called a fighter among cats. He is willing to wear it and your cat is not willing to wear it. I suggest you go back and see if your cat has grown on its neck. Something strange is more reliable.

Elite man [angry knot]: You...

Meng Anru [turning to the male god with a smile on his face]: Mr. male god, you mean chips, right?I do have it here. It is much better than the chip used by the TPS pet hospital. The tracking range of an ordinary chip is only a large area. You don’t know if you can find it when you leave Genglin City. This is a global satellite navigation. , he just fell into the Mariana Trench and you can find it...

Elite man: It is impossible to find it after falling into the Mariana Trench.

Meng Anru: Sir, how do you know that you can't find it after falling into the Mariana Trench?Have you ever fallen in it?

Elite man: I... [face flushed] I have never fallen into it, but it is impossible for the signal to transmit that far.

Meng Anru: This is a creative idea of ​​advertising, do you understand?Do you eat dog biscuits and expect to tear open the package and drill a bunch of golden retrievers for you?

Elite Man: ………

Male God: It doesn’t need to be as far away as the Mariana Trench, Huaigang is enough.

Meng Anru [glaring at the elite man, gasping from his nostrils, turning to the male god]: Don't worry, I swear on my grandfather's reputation, there will be no problems!

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Male God: Let's go, I'll take you to a good place.

Xiaolan: Oh! ! (without a rope?)

Male god [bows his head and smiles]: Not today.

Xiaolan [froze for a moment, excitedly jumps up and hangs on the male god]: Aww! ! (I like the way you look!!)

A yellow Hummer parked outside the door.

Lace Man: How about it, this car is out of print, isn’t it beautiful?

Male god [nodding]: Very beautiful.

As soon as the words fell, Huamao lightly jumped onto the hood of the car.

Lace Man [Looking at the cat on the windshield, with its front paws resting on the roof of the car, tail raised high]: What is he doing?The posture is so provocative, are you taking pictures of his pink balls~~ Don't mention it, your big beauty is quite sexy-oh my god what are you doing? ! !

The pair of pink balls shook twice, and a stream of piss shot from the prickly Chi Chi to the windshield.

Lace Man [hugging his head in a crash]: This is not my car! ! !

Xiaolan [jumps proudly to the roof of the car after urinating, bends her neck and narrows her eyes]: Aww~~~ (If you like it, I will give it to you~~)

Male god [looking at the dripping Hummer]: ...

Lace Man: Are you evil and charming? !Did you think you were peeing oil? ! !

5 minute later.

Male god [helping to wipe the urine full of the car]: I'm sorry.

Lace Man: It's okay, I'm human, and I don't care about cats who defecate on the floor! [Glancing at the flower cat lazily lying on the roof of the car basking in the sun with lingering fear] But you are too kind to your big beauty, and you even took him to the forest park?

Male God [cleaning the car window, flicking away the long tail dangling in front of the eyes]: Well, thank you for driving here, because he can't get on the subway or taxi, and I can't take him there with a bicycle.

Lace Man: Doesn't he have a good time playing around your house?Why don't you bring Xiaoxia along?

Male God [wiping the car hood, flicking away the long tail dangling in front of the nose]: Xiao Xia doesn't need to bring it.

Lace Man: If he keeps shaking his tail at you, let's chop it off for him!

Male God: ... ... It's okay, let him shake it.

Froststone Forest Park.

Lace Man [asking while driving]: Where are you going?

Male God: Go to a place with few people, the more remote the better.

10 minutes later, the Hummer stopped in the deepest forest in Forest Park.

Male god [gets out of the car and opens the rear door]: Go ahead, don't you want to roll on the lawn?

Xiaolan [rushes out of the car excitedly]: Aww——[stops again and turns to look at the male god]

Male god: I won't leave, I will be with you all day today, you let us go back and we will go back.

Xiaolan: Aww~~~ (If I had known you loved me so much, I would have treated you better!)

After the sun went down, one person, one leopard, one sat and one lay down under the tall redwood tree.

The male god [staring at the tired cat lying down beside him]: Xiaolan, tomorrow I will take you for a minor operation, a very minor operation, not an operation to remove the testicles, it is no different from an injection, it may be more The injection is a bit painful. I know you don't like injections and pain, but this operation is very important to me. You have to bear with it, okay?

Xiaolan [turns over and lies on the lawn, tilts her head to look at the male god above, yawns and closes her eyes]: Aw... woo... (I can bear it for a lifetime...)

The author has something to say: I need code words, so I won’t reply to the message for now, I’ll make it up next time! !Thank you for your comments! !