Daily life of male god and cat

120 one

Public restrooms.

Male God: This represents the men's restroom, and this represents the women's restroom.

Xiaolan [sullen]: Got it.

Go into the men's bathroom.

Male God: This is the urinal.

Xiaolan [bows her head to study]: Why is it different from the one at home, [raises her head in horror, covers her mouth with her hands and lowers her voice] is the women's bathroom at home?

Male God: ...

Man A and man B peeing nearby coincidentally looked at the handsome man in the blue plaid shirt mockingly with expressions of mental retardation.

Xiaolan turned her head with a cold face, glanced down, raised her eyebrows: too small~

Man A:! ! ! ###

The male god [stops Xiao Lan who is grinning fiercely, and bows to the frightened man A]: I'm sorry! [Pointing to the innermost urinal and saying to Xiaolan] Go pee over there.

Xiaolan [angry]: Why? !

Male God: Let's go together.

Xiaolan [Happy]: Let’s go~~

The two stood side by side at the urinal in the farthest corner, Xiaolan glanced down, and began to comment: This is the first time I see you below~~ Although not as beautiful as mine, it is pretty good by human standards.

The male god [lifts his trouser chain in a cold sweat]: It's very impolite to look down at other people in a public restroom.

Xiaolan [irritated]: Why are you so particular about it? ! [Jiji closes the zipper with a flick, and suddenly holds the male god's face in his hands, with a serious face] I don't want to look down on other people, but you are not someone else.

Male God [Inner OS: Am I someone else]: ... You haven't washed your hands yet.

120 two

subway station.

Male God: This is a subway station, please read the name of the station carefully, and remember that we live on Coral Street.

Xiaolan: Ah, I saw it, Coral Street, so we are going to take the subway now? [The subway door opens, and Lan Aowen walks forward by himself. ]

The male god [looked up at the stop sign again, suddenly realized something was wrong, and hurriedly squeezed into the crowd]: Lan Aowen! !

Xiaolan stood in the crowded subway and turned her head, when the subway administrator stopped the male god: please back off.

The car door was "jabbed" closed, and the male god watched Lan Aowen slumped on the subway door suddenly, looking at him through the glass door, the expression on his face changed from stunned horror to grinning anger.The subway started to slide, Lan Aowen looked at the retreating male god on the platform, and frantically tried to open the door.

The subway roared away, and the male god, who was stunned for a few seconds, turned around and rushed to the subway exit, and ran out of the subway station in one breath, but couldn't catch a taxi. At this moment, he suddenly saw a young woman riding a bicycle downhill carefully. March.

The girl wobbled while holding the handlebars, and when she was about to lose control of her bicycle and rolled over, the male god rushed forward and pressed his hands firmly on the handlebars, stopping the bicycle from slipping:

The girl stared in astonishment at the handsome young man in a white shirt who seemed to have fallen from the sky, as if seeing a gentle version of Rukawa Kaede.

Gentle version of Rukawa Kaede: Where are you going?

Girl: Ah, I'm going to Xiangshui Street...

Male God: I will take you there.

The girl watched in astonishment as the boy in white stepped onto the bicycle, leaving behind a sentence of "Hold tight", and the bicycle rushed down the slope with a whirring sound. The boy was riding a bicycle and carrying the girl, slid down the slope like a gust of wind, and then floated lightly around the vehicles that were parked on the road. The picture of the mountain bike that seemed to be speeding attracted many passers-by on the side of the road.

Xiaolan stood by the door in a daze, watching the subway enter the tunnel. At a certain moment, the subway suddenly slowed down, and the radio sounded. He raised his head and shouted fiercely at the radio: Open the door!Open the door for me!

The surrounding passengers blinked in fright and were three meters away.Under his roar, the subway door shook three times and finally opened, Xiaolan rushed out of the subway and ran towards the ground exit.

However, it was a strange and bustling street outside, and it was not the same place as he came in before. He stood in the cold wind, clenched his fists, trembling all over: You abandoned me again...you abandoned me again! !

The male god rode a bicycle and arrived at Xiangshui Station. The short-haired girl thanked her and left with a blushing face. The male god looked around outside the subway station, but didn't find Lan Aowen, so he hurried into the subway station again.

Male god: Excuse me, have you ever seen a boy who is as tall as me, wears a blue and black plaid shirt, and has honey-colored curly hair?

Male god: Excuse me, have you ever seen a handsome boy who is as tall as me, wears a blue and black plaid shirt, has honey-colored curly hair?

Male God: Excuse me, have you ever seen a boy who is as tall as me, wears a blue and black plaid shirt, has honey-colored curly hair, looks very pretty, and has an angry expression?

……

The exhausted male god walked out of the subway station and walked aimlessly along the side of the road, when he heard a "meow", a milk-brown cat suddenly fell from the canopy above, and he hugged the cat quickly, But he found that the cat didn't seem to have fallen down by accident. The milk tea kitten meowed at him, jumped to the ground along his arm, took a few steps forward, and looked back at him.

The male god followed the milk tea all the way, turning left and right, and finally found Lan Aowen sitting on a bench with his head bowed, arms folded in the cold wind, warming among a group of cats in a nearby park.

Male god: Lan Aowen...

Xiaolan [raises her head in a daze, then stands up from the bench]:! !

Male god [Looking at the ferocious Lan Aowen]: I'm sorry, I made a mistake, that's the subway going in the opposite direction, we're going to sit on the opposite side.

Lan Aowen looked at him without saying a word.

Goddess: …Sorry, I don’t often take the subway, I usually ride a bicycle.

Xiaolan [looking at the sweat on the male god's forehead and bangs, raised his eyebrows proudly]: I forgive you.

Male god [relaxed]: We generally don't say that, if the other party says "I'm sorry", you can say "It's okay".

Xiaolan: Why is it okay? !You almost kept me from coming back! !

Male God: ...

The park was quiet, only the sound of the bustling traffic outside the park could be heard.

Xiaolan [watching the male god quietly]: Why if you are a stupid human being...

Male God: ...

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