Daily life of male god and cat
Chapter 28 is actually Chapter 27
——Review of the last episode——
"Aren't you going to tell the male god?"
"I don't care if he knows it or not, as long as I treat him well."
120 eight
evening.
Lan Aowen sat alone on the steps, with his head buried in his knees, listening to the sound of people returning home from get off work, and suddenly heard the sound of a bicycle approaching, he raised his head awkwardly.
Male god [gets off the bicycle]: Why are you sitting here?
Lan Aowen [looks up]: ...I lost the key.
Male god: ... (Although he didn't say sorry, but his eyes were already sorry.) Well, it's okay.
Lan Aowen: Why did you come back so late?The street lights were on. [Recalling the plot in the idol drama, frowning] I'm waiting for you here, you're not dating someone else, are you?
Male god [Khan]: I don't have a girlfriend, and [under Lan Aowen's gloomy gaze] also... I don't have a boyfriend.I went to the supermarket to buy something. [Lifts the supermarket pocket. ]
Lan Aowen grabbed his pocket: I'll carry it!
The male god stepped forward to open the door, and suddenly saw Lan Aowen behind him through the window pane looking for the shopping receipt in his pocket.The young man with honey-colored curly hair turned his back and secretly checked the shopping time under the street lamp, and he went back with a nervous expression on his face.
The male god [turns back]: ...
Lan Aowen [ran into the male god who turned back, dumbfounded]: ...
Male God: ...
Lan Aowen [the receipt in his hand falls on the ground]: ... You don't want me, do you?
Male god [confused]: Why?
Lan Aowen: Because I read your receipt...
Male God: It's just a small ticket, it doesn't matter.
(Although I did mind a little just now, but you asked me if I would let you go, like a stray big cat who suddenly has an owner and is afraid of being discarded again, I think I can understand your mood.)
After entering the house.
Male god: Let's go out for dinner today, what do you want to eat, hot pot?steak?Or pizza?
Sitting behind the dining table, Lan Aowen looked at him deeply: Let's eat egg fried rice, I want to eat your fried egg fried rice.
The male god [looks at Lan Aowen who is sitting quietly in the kitchen with no lights on, and nods]: OK. [Turning to Xiaoxia] I bought you a Miaoxian Bao.
Lan Aowen lay down on the dining table depressed.
Male God: Why don't you eat?You usually eat three bowls.
Lan Aowen: One bowl is enough.
Male god: I fired a lot, [pause] You don't have to be polite to me.
Lan Aowen [put down the chopsticks]: I'm not being polite to you, it's because I don't want to gain too much weight, otherwise I'll be ugly. (It's ugly, I'm afraid you don't like it, although I know you won't... just like I know you won't take elevators, go shopping, wall-dong, eat with others, but you won't feel at ease if you don't see the receipt...)
Male god [nods his head]: Alright. [Stands up to clean up the dishes. ]
Lan Aowen [grabs the male god's hand, eyes shining]: Can't we sleep in the same bed?
Male god: ...you sleep on the bed, I'm used to sleeping on the sofa.
Lan Aowen [looks back at the sofa]: Then I'll sleep on the sofa too.
Male God: Are you not used to sleeping on that bed?You can also sleep on the sofa. The sofa is quite soft, but it is narrow. You usually have a wide range of turning over... Maybe you are not used to sleeping.
Lan Aowen [head up, animal-like affection]: I'm not used to sleeping on the bed, nor on the sofa, I'm used to sleeping on you.
Male God: ...
Lan Aowen [hugs the male god's waist, puts his face on the male god's chest, looks down at the male god's thigh sadly]: I used to sleep with you all the time, why can't I do it now?
The male god [lowered his head and sniffed Lan Aowen's hair and clothes]: (There is no smell of alcohol...)
Lan Aowen: Let's sleep together... It's really not possible... [Reluctantly looking at the innocent little black cat at his feet, sullenly] It's okay for him to sleep with us.
120 Nine. Diary of a Male God
Turns out sleep on me means sleep on me.
I don't know why, but the way Lan Aowen sleeps on top of me reminds me of Xiaolan inexplicably, and I suddenly have a strange expectation, but that's impossible.
PS, I was worried that he would fall off the bed if he turned over too much, but he didn't seem to turn over much last night.
130
In the morning, after the male god went out.
Lan Aowen opened his eyes soberly on the bed, got up and went into the bathroom.
A quarter of an hour later.
Xiao Xia looked up at Xiao Lan who came out naked and wet: meow~~~~
Lan Aowen [Looking down at himself]: What is there to envy, he doesn't have hair anymore, he won't hug me or touch me anymore. [Opening the male god's closet, picking out a milky white long-sleeved coat and putting it on, pulling a lock of hair by the ear]: The hair is still wet.
The little black cat jumped onto the bathroom table, clawing down the drawer: Meow!
Lan Aowen opened the drawer suspiciously, and inside was a hair dryer.
One person and one cat studied the strange hair dryer for a long time. When the plug was inserted into the socket, it made a "cracking" sound because it was wet with water. Xiao Xia was so frightened that he jumped long.
Lan Aowen leaned into the socket: What was ringing just now? [Accidentally touched the switch, the hair dryer blew violently, Lan Aowen let go of his hand in a jerk, the hair dryer fell on the table, the blower was facing Lan Aowen's face, the hot wind blew He can't open his eyes] What the hell is this? !
Xiaoxia: Meow meow meow! (Bring your hair over there!)
Lan Aowen squatted down and moved his head closer: Is this so? !
Xiao Xia [looks at the beautiful man with honey hair messed up in the wind]: ... (something seems wrong...)
After finally drying his hair, tying up his curly hair, tying up his white sneakers, putting on the male god’s rucksack and walking out the door, Lan Aowen glanced down at Xiao Xia who was seeing him off at his feet, and curled his lips: "Being a free-for-all!" Drinking pet cats are so nice.
in the park.
Lan Aowen was lying on his back on the bench, with his head resting on his arms, his eyes closed, his handsome face in the sun caused the little gay guy who was jogging in the morning to bump his head against the electric pole.
More than 30 cats assembled in front of the bench.
Chichi [bending gracefully]: Noble Master Huabao, waiting for your orders!
Lan Aowen got up from the bench, put his backpack on his back and stood up: From today on, I will be very busy every day, and you will be in charge of watching over the observation deck, and tell me in time if there is any situation.
Jiji: Follow your orders~~
All meows: meow meow meow~~
"Aren't you going to tell the male god?"
"I don't care if he knows it or not, as long as I treat him well."
120 eight
evening.
Lan Aowen sat alone on the steps, with his head buried in his knees, listening to the sound of people returning home from get off work, and suddenly heard the sound of a bicycle approaching, he raised his head awkwardly.
Male god [gets off the bicycle]: Why are you sitting here?
Lan Aowen [looks up]: ...I lost the key.
Male god: ... (Although he didn't say sorry, but his eyes were already sorry.) Well, it's okay.
Lan Aowen: Why did you come back so late?The street lights were on. [Recalling the plot in the idol drama, frowning] I'm waiting for you here, you're not dating someone else, are you?
Male god [Khan]: I don't have a girlfriend, and [under Lan Aowen's gloomy gaze] also... I don't have a boyfriend.I went to the supermarket to buy something. [Lifts the supermarket pocket. ]
Lan Aowen grabbed his pocket: I'll carry it!
The male god stepped forward to open the door, and suddenly saw Lan Aowen behind him through the window pane looking for the shopping receipt in his pocket.The young man with honey-colored curly hair turned his back and secretly checked the shopping time under the street lamp, and he went back with a nervous expression on his face.
The male god [turns back]: ...
Lan Aowen [ran into the male god who turned back, dumbfounded]: ...
Male God: ...
Lan Aowen [the receipt in his hand falls on the ground]: ... You don't want me, do you?
Male god [confused]: Why?
Lan Aowen: Because I read your receipt...
Male God: It's just a small ticket, it doesn't matter.
(Although I did mind a little just now, but you asked me if I would let you go, like a stray big cat who suddenly has an owner and is afraid of being discarded again, I think I can understand your mood.)
After entering the house.
Male god: Let's go out for dinner today, what do you want to eat, hot pot?steak?Or pizza?
Sitting behind the dining table, Lan Aowen looked at him deeply: Let's eat egg fried rice, I want to eat your fried egg fried rice.
The male god [looks at Lan Aowen who is sitting quietly in the kitchen with no lights on, and nods]: OK. [Turning to Xiaoxia] I bought you a Miaoxian Bao.
Lan Aowen lay down on the dining table depressed.
Male God: Why don't you eat?You usually eat three bowls.
Lan Aowen: One bowl is enough.
Male god: I fired a lot, [pause] You don't have to be polite to me.
Lan Aowen [put down the chopsticks]: I'm not being polite to you, it's because I don't want to gain too much weight, otherwise I'll be ugly. (It's ugly, I'm afraid you don't like it, although I know you won't... just like I know you won't take elevators, go shopping, wall-dong, eat with others, but you won't feel at ease if you don't see the receipt...)
Male god [nods his head]: Alright. [Stands up to clean up the dishes. ]
Lan Aowen [grabs the male god's hand, eyes shining]: Can't we sleep in the same bed?
Male god: ...you sleep on the bed, I'm used to sleeping on the sofa.
Lan Aowen [looks back at the sofa]: Then I'll sleep on the sofa too.
Male God: Are you not used to sleeping on that bed?You can also sleep on the sofa. The sofa is quite soft, but it is narrow. You usually have a wide range of turning over... Maybe you are not used to sleeping.
Lan Aowen [head up, animal-like affection]: I'm not used to sleeping on the bed, nor on the sofa, I'm used to sleeping on you.
Male God: ...
Lan Aowen [hugs the male god's waist, puts his face on the male god's chest, looks down at the male god's thigh sadly]: I used to sleep with you all the time, why can't I do it now?
The male god [lowered his head and sniffed Lan Aowen's hair and clothes]: (There is no smell of alcohol...)
Lan Aowen: Let's sleep together... It's really not possible... [Reluctantly looking at the innocent little black cat at his feet, sullenly] It's okay for him to sleep with us.
120 Nine. Diary of a Male God
Turns out sleep on me means sleep on me.
I don't know why, but the way Lan Aowen sleeps on top of me reminds me of Xiaolan inexplicably, and I suddenly have a strange expectation, but that's impossible.
PS, I was worried that he would fall off the bed if he turned over too much, but he didn't seem to turn over much last night.
130
In the morning, after the male god went out.
Lan Aowen opened his eyes soberly on the bed, got up and went into the bathroom.
A quarter of an hour later.
Xiao Xia looked up at Xiao Lan who came out naked and wet: meow~~~~
Lan Aowen [Looking down at himself]: What is there to envy, he doesn't have hair anymore, he won't hug me or touch me anymore. [Opening the male god's closet, picking out a milky white long-sleeved coat and putting it on, pulling a lock of hair by the ear]: The hair is still wet.
The little black cat jumped onto the bathroom table, clawing down the drawer: Meow!
Lan Aowen opened the drawer suspiciously, and inside was a hair dryer.
One person and one cat studied the strange hair dryer for a long time. When the plug was inserted into the socket, it made a "cracking" sound because it was wet with water. Xiao Xia was so frightened that he jumped long.
Lan Aowen leaned into the socket: What was ringing just now? [Accidentally touched the switch, the hair dryer blew violently, Lan Aowen let go of his hand in a jerk, the hair dryer fell on the table, the blower was facing Lan Aowen's face, the hot wind blew He can't open his eyes] What the hell is this? !
Xiaoxia: Meow meow meow! (Bring your hair over there!)
Lan Aowen squatted down and moved his head closer: Is this so? !
Xiao Xia [looks at the beautiful man with honey hair messed up in the wind]: ... (something seems wrong...)
After finally drying his hair, tying up his curly hair, tying up his white sneakers, putting on the male god’s rucksack and walking out the door, Lan Aowen glanced down at Xiao Xia who was seeing him off at his feet, and curled his lips: "Being a free-for-all!" Drinking pet cats are so nice.
in the park.
Lan Aowen was lying on his back on the bench, with his head resting on his arms, his eyes closed, his handsome face in the sun caused the little gay guy who was jogging in the morning to bump his head against the electric pole.
More than 30 cats assembled in front of the bench.
Chichi [bending gracefully]: Noble Master Huabao, waiting for your orders!
Lan Aowen got up from the bench, put his backpack on his back and stood up: From today on, I will be very busy every day, and you will be in charge of watching over the observation deck, and tell me in time if there is any situation.
Jiji: Follow your orders~~
All meows: meow meow meow~~
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