Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"He looks so... sexy~~"

"Noble Master Huabao, with all due respect, your balls... seem to have reacted??"

140 two

Lan Aowen was taking a shower in the bathroom when the male god came back.

Male god [walks outside the bathroom, hesitates for a while]: Lan Aowen...

Lan Aowen's muffled voice came from behind the door: Huh?

Male God: ... Are you a model?

There was no sound behind the door.

Male God: I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't interfere in your private affairs, but...

Behind the door, only the sound of water continued.

Male God: I was a little surprised to see you suddenly in a magazine...

The sound of water behind the door grew louder.

The male god [bows his head, ponders for a while]: ...Because I seem to know everything about you so far, but suddenly there is something I don't know, which makes me feel a little at a loss.

The sound of water pattering, like a summer shower.

Male God [looks up]: What are your plans next time, tell me in advance, okay?

There was still no sound behind the door. The male god suddenly realized that although the sound of the water was loud, it was really like rain without a trace of heat coming out. He couldn't help frowning: Lan Aowen?

The sound of the water stopped, and after a while, the door opened with a creak.

Lan Aowen stood naked and wet behind the door: I tried my best, but I couldn't get rid of it...

God:? ? ?

Lan Aowen [little drops of water on eyelashes, with a sad tone]: Can you mate with me?

God:! ! !

Lan Aowen: I can also find someone else, but I don't want to mate with others, I want to mate with you...

Male God: ...

140 three

(The [-]-word stereotyped action description and a large amount of meaningless onomatopoeia are omitted here.)

140 four

It was night, and countless female cats in the coral community were howling.

Female cat A: Ahhh! !Master Leopard, he finally mates! !why it's not me? ! !

Female cat B: Mr. Leopard is chirping with thorns! !Lord Leopard's beautiful body! ! 55555 I have nothing to love in life!

Female cat C: ah, why do you have to mate all night? ! !Why so intense? ! !

Old cat [stroking whiskers]: Ah, at this time, you should listen to the mating waltz~~

Jiji [Shocked]: What is "Mating Waltz"?I have never heard this waltz in my life!

Two dog-legged cats (there is no such species) found an old mobile phone, rubbed against the WIFI of a certain resident, and the old cat gracefully played an online music.

The melody of "Waltz of Flowers" sounded leisurely.

Jiji: Ah, this harp makes my heart flutter~~ It's a pity... [Turning her head sadly to look at her balls that have disappeared without a trace. ]

Lao Mao: If you don't mind, let's have a dance.

Jiji [motivated to wipe tears with paws]: I am so happy~~

The brilliant waltz is spinning and rising in the night, and there are no cats sleeping on Coral Street tonight.

140 five

the next morning.

Lan Aowen [stretches a tiger, leopard and jackal, and pushes open the window]:? !

A Somali long-haired cat, an old Siamese cat, and two dog-legged cats (there is no such species) were sitting on the windowsill holding flowers together.

Lan Aowen: What's the matter with your dark circles.

Jiji [bending gracefully to present flowers]: Noble Lord Huabao, congratulations, you finally ate the male god into your mouth.

Lan Aowen: How do you know?

Jiji shook his long tail, and his pair of dark circles were particularly festive: You can smell your heat from two kilometers away~~ All the female cats in the whole Coral Street are in heat, the scene is too spectacular!

Lan Aowen: ...

140 six

hospital.

Dr. Situ: My God, why is it so serious this time? [lifts up shirt] Is there anything else in there? ?

The male god [silently pulls off his shirt under the gaze of the female patient]: I have it all over my body, do I need to take medicine?

Dr. Situ: How can we just take medicine for such a severe case?You need infusion therapy!Let's lose for three days, what happened to your cat?Licked all over you?

Male God: ...It's a big cat.

Dr. Situ: Sigh, how could you be so careless? Big cats should pay more attention to hygiene when they get along with cats.Is your big cat a male?

Male god: ... yes.

Doctor Situ: No wonder!It is very scary for a male cat to be in heat, especially if you have a big cat in your house, so be careful, young man!

Male God: ...

The big tomcat lying naked on a bed covered with flowers: Ahh!

A rose was blown up by the sneeze, and then fell slowly, falling between Lan Aowen's honey-colored curly hair.

Lan Aowen [staring up at the ceiling, inner OS]: When will you come back?Still want to mate... [Turning over to sleep on the stomach, suddenly propped up, looked at the lower body in distress, and had to lie back on the back again. ]