Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"I fell in love with you from the first moment I saw you!"

"Thank you. Although I didn't fall in love with you at first sight, I have always liked you since then."

(I've liked it much longer than you...)

160 three

A red Ferrari parked outside a pet store.

Meng Anru: Welcome!

Lace Man [takes off his sunglasses, looks while entering the store]: I want to raise a cat or dog, do you sell it here?

Meng Anru: I sell everything here!What do you want to raise?

Lace Man [Folding Sunglasses, Thoughtful]: Living alone is quite lonely, let me raise a dog, the kind that looks handsome, has a cool personality, and has a particularly high IQ!

Meng Anru [inner heart: ...]: OK!You leave a mobile phone number, and I will notify you when the dog arrives!

Lace man: 13XXXXXXX07.

A few days later, the pet store.

Lace Man: Is my dog ​​here?

Meng Anru: Damn guest, you are finally here!You left my phone number wrong!

Lace Man: Haha, sorry, I found out later that I left you my friend's number by the way!

Meng Anru: No, this number is empty!

Lace Man: You are mistaken, my friend has been using this account, we have been in touch frequently, and have used it for several years.

Meng Anru [Inner OS: Is this person out of his mind? ] Uh, you want a handsome, cool and smart dog~

Lace man [excited to see the Doberman pinscher in the cage]: Dao Dao, Dao Dao!

The Doberman rolled his eyes at him.

Meng Anru [rolls eyes together]: (What is a knife?)

Lace Man [squatting outside the cage]: You will be called Dao Dao from now on, what about the name Dao Dao?

Doberman Pinscher looks out the window sadly.

Lace Man: Haha Dao Dao you are really cool, [Rubbing Dubin's ear] I like the way you don't dump me!

Meng Anru [Fu forehead]: (My god, quickly take your knife and disappear from my shop...)

160 four

Lace Man: Hey, Blade, I bought a dog. This dog is very cool. It looks very much like you. It hasn’t said a word to me since I got in the car. It blows the wind by itself at the window...Daodao, come on Say hello to your brother!

On the other side of the phone: The number you dialed is empty...

knife:……

On the other side of the phone: ...

knife:……

On the other side of the phone: Daodao.

knife:? ? ! !

On the phone: Take care of him.

160 five

Outside the pet store.

Lan Shangwu: Is he your friend?Is this really good?

Blade: I met Lei Zhe when I came to Earth for investigation. At that time, I was separated from the members of the expedition team. I was alone in a big city with a language barrier and I didn’t know where to go. Lei Zhe helped me a lot.According to interstellar law, the people I met when I was in contact with lower civilizations must erase their memories before I leave.

Lan Shangwu: Didn't you do that?

Blade: I did.But I don't know what went wrong, he didn't forget me, but had the illusion of auditory hallucinations.Later I learned that the memory stick used in the interstellar investigation had not been clinically tested on Earth people at all, and he became an accidental test product.

Lan Shangwu [sighs]: You often come to see him, and also monitor that signal frequency band, why don't you go meet him?

Blade [shakes head]: When I contact him again, the Interstellar Law Association will ask me to use the memory stick again.I don't want to hurt him a second time.

Lan Shangwu was silent.

Blade: But don't worry, I'll occasionally use that frequency to talk to him, only when he's in trouble, because he has auditory hallucinations, so it's not a violation of the rules for me to do so.You won't report me to the interstellar court, will you?

Lan Shangwu [pauses for a while]: Is there any whereabouts of the test items of the species transformation machine?

Ren: I learned something from Lei Zhe’s phone call. A friend of his had adopted a leopard before. Later, the leopard was sent to Shanbai Nature Reserve, but a few months later the leopard The leopard disappeared from the Shanbai Nature Reserve, and at the same time a mysterious man appeared on Coral Street.I think that's what we're looking for.

160 six

Aohua Photography Studio.

Assistant A: Do you want to watch the fireworks show this weekend together?

Assistant B: I'm sorry, I asked my boyfriend to go with me~~

Assistant A: Damn bullying single dogs!

Lan Aowen who is blowing his hair: What are they talking about?

Agent: Oh, it's this one~ [handed a leaflet over].

Lan Aowen took the flyer: A meeting due to fire?

The hair stylist behind him laughed out loud.

Lan Aowen glanced at the hair stylist from the mirror, and the hair stylist quickly fell silent.

Agent [corrects quietly]: It's fireworks.

Lan Aowen: What is this for?Why did she say she wanted to go with her boyfriend?

Manager: The fireworks display is... that is, there will be a lot of fireworks on the beach at night. The scene is very beautiful and romantic. Many couples will make an appointment to watch the fireworks on that day!

Lan Aowen glanced at him, folded the flyer and silently put it in his pocket: I have to get off work early today.

Agent: Uh, it depends on whether the photographer is willing to let you go.

shooting scene.

Stylist: We're going to try a new theme this time!

Lan Aowen: What theme?

Photographer: The theme is - women's clothing!

Lan Aowen [blue veins on forehead jump]: &...￥￥#%￥#...%! !

The manager hurriedly compared the watches in his hands: Get off work early!Leave work early!

Lan Aowen [gritting teeth]: Up, up, up!Put on any women's clothes for me!

The assistants scrambled forward to strip Lan Aowen naked.

After a few minutes.

Lan Aowen strode out with a black face and a long black lace dress. The skirt was too long, and he accidentally fell to his knees on the ground.

The studio was suddenly enveloped in the cold wind of Siberia, Lan Aowen suppressed his gloomy gaze, and raised his head forbearance——

The stylist knelt on the ground, the agent knelt on the ground, and the photographer knelt on the ground holding the camera: (Queen please let me go!!)

160 seven

The Observatory Cafe.

Male God: Welcome.

Blade: I'm not here for coffee, I'm here to find you.

God:? ?

Two spy cats outside the window: Oops!The male god was hooked up by male god No. [-], go and report to Master Hua Bao!

The two cats were picked up before the words were finished.

Agent Meow A: Let go of me stupid human! [looks at partner] Why don't you resist? !

Agent Meow B [eyes with peach hearts]: But he is so handsome, he is my favorite shit-shoveling officer~~

Blade locked the two cats into the storage room, turned to the male god and said: Do you have time to talk to me about Lan Aowen?

Male God: ...

An hour later, the male god's house.

Blade: That's the case.

Male god [long silence]: Do you have any other evidence?If not, forgive me for not being able to believe what you say.

Blade: I can show you the evidence. [Take out a silver metal body the size of a Rubik's Cube] This is a replica of the species transformation machine. [Speaking and turning on the duplicator, a beam of light shines on the windowsill].

With a "bang", the little black cat on the window sill fell down. At the same time, a naked black-haired boy was lying in the grass in the courtyard, looking at his strange human body with ignorant eyes.

Male God: ...

Blade: Do you believe it now?

The male god took off his shirt, stepped forward and wrapped it around Xiaoxia's body, turned his head and said coldly: What did you do to him?

Blade: Don't be nervous, this machine has limited kinetic energy, and the modified species will automatically return to its original shape after 10 minutes, but the prototype machine is much more powerful than this.Do you trust me now?Your little blue is Lan Aowen.

Male God [Sinking]: What are you going to do after you find him?

Blade: I don't want to lie to you, he will be destroyed, this is for the good of all of you, because his form is very unstable, and he may end up with terrible destructive power.

The male god was silent for a long time, and finally turned his head to look at the clock: ... He usually comes back around five o'clock, if you want, you can wait for him here, I still have a part-time job.

Blade [examines calmly]: Okay, thank you.

Outside the door, the leaflet of the fireworks festival in Lan Aowen's hand had already been crumpled into a ball, his face was ashen, and his body flickered between the main body and the human being again due to extreme anger:

(You said you loved me in the morning, but now you want to abandon me!! Why?!)