Daily life of male god and cat

eleven

Male God: Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, it's time to eat.

Black Cat [jumps in lightly from the window sill]: Meow~~ (Thank you master!)

From the street to the yard, the sound of sudden brakes, the scream of a woman, the sound of a clothesline breaking, and finally the sound of a "clang" flower pot being smashed came from far and near.

Flower cat [rushing back with a head of mud and a bra]: MUAMUAMUAMUAMUA [lick lick lick] MUAMUAMUAMUA~~

The male god [withdraws his fingers, removes the bra, and pats the cat's head clean]: It's the cat food on the plate, not my fingers.

After the cat licked its fingers, it turned around and swept away the cat food.

The male god looked at the bra under the paw of the tabby cat in distress.

twelve

In the neighborhood park.

Female A: It's so annoying. Recently, my underwear often disappears!Every time I go home, the clothesline breaks on the ground, and all the clothes are spilled on the balcony...

Woman B: Is there a thief stealing underwear?

Woman A: But sometimes it's underwear, sometimes it's socks...

Female C: Hello!That guy over there with a sports bag and a white shirt is so handsome!

Female A: Really!Like a gentle version of Rukawa Maple!

Female B: Ah!He's coming our way!

The male god carrying the compound bow bag stepped forward: Excuse me, [opens the pocket in his hand] Are these clothes lost by one of you?

Female ABCD: ………

a few days later.

The man with lace came to the coral community in a Ferrari: Wow, what happened when I haven't been here for a few days? !Why are colorful underwear everywhere, densely packed, how many times do these girls change every day? !Fuck the bras are all D cups or above? !

Male God: ………

thirteen

In the neighborhood park.

Female A: It's really evil!Every day these days cats come to my balcony to pee on my underwear!

Woman B: Me too!Let’s just say that there is no shortage of underwear and every piece is wet!

Female C: Me too!It was a tea-colored cat, right? !

Female D: It was pulled by a gray cat!

Female A: Mine was spilled by a white cat!

Female B: ... Is it only mine that is from a dog?

Female C: I feel like all the animals in this community have gone crazy!

In the vacant lot of the community.

Male A: My cat has become very cowardly recently, I wonder what happened?

Male B: My cat came back disgraced once, as if he had lost a fight. He used to be invincible in all the fights in the neighborhood!

Male C: My cat is fine, it just seems to be very busy these days...

Male D: What are you guys? My dog ​​has recently become obsessed with learning to climb trees. I found him crawling in from the balcony yesterday. The problem is that my house lives on the third floor and it is a dog!

Male A: I feel like the animals in this neighborhood are all crazy...

fourteen

Outside the courtyard of the male god's house.

Passerby A: Look at that tabby cat is so playful, it is actually urinating around the house!

Passer-by B: That's why dogs do it... But dogs don't know how to act like this...

Passerby A: Ah, no more.urinated...

Passer-by B: Such a big house is not enough to urinate, just a little symbolic urination.

Ten minutes later, passerby A and passerby B came back from a walk.

Passerby A: Damn it!The cat is still spitting!

Passer-by B: ... I don't know why there is a feeling of confusion.

The author has something to say: I can still do it twice a week haha~~ Hua Maojun can play very HIGH by himself without the male god appearing in the scene! !This is the longest update, don't you have anything to say......