Daily life of male god and cat

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pet shop.

Young man with ponytail [rubbing his hands and approaching the male god in white shirt courteously]: Hello, what do you need?

Male God: Is there any cat food with human taste?

Ponytail Shop Owner: This cat food...

Male god [slightly disappointed]: No?

Ponytail Shop Owner: Haha, you are right to come to my place!This kind of cat food is definitely not available elsewhere, but I have everything here, everything that one expects to find!Human?No problem, which flavor do you want?white people?Black person?Asian?alien?

Male God: Like me.

The owner of the ponytail shop [took the male god's hand and sniffed it]: Iceberg beauty tastes!no problem!But this is imported cat food, the price may be a bit...

Male God: How much is it?

Shopkeeper: Five hundred per kilogram.

Male God: Alright, I want the iceberg beauty taste.

Shop owner: I need to call to place an order. After all, this is an imported product, and it is in short supply. The Bingshan Beauty is even more in demand. Come and pick it up in the afternoon.

Male god: OK.

Shopkeeper: My surname is Meng, you can call me Boss Meng.

Male God: Boss Meng.

Meng Anru: ...

The male god paid the deposit and was about to leave.

Meng Anru: Ah!wait first! [Rubbing hands] In order to ensure that we can customize cat food that suits your cat's taste, we may need a piece of clothing from you.

The male god was a little puzzled, but still unbuttoned his shirt, took off the white shirt and handed it to Meng Anru.

The wind chime at the entrance of the pet shop rang a few times, and a pair of high school girls walked in, as if they were looking at the dog food on the shelf.

Meng Anru: Uh, the one that fits closer may work better.

The male god bowed his head, only a white vest was left on his upper body, and he took it off decisively.

The wind chime at the entrance of the pet store rang again and again, and within a few minutes the store was full of female high school students looking for dog food.

The male god buttoned his shirt, opened the door to leave the pet shop, and suddenly stopped outside the door.

Meng Anru behind the counter swallowed nervously.

Male God: ……………… Ahhh.

Meng Anru [looking at the male god leaving on a bicycle]: Huh... I was scared to death...

21. Diary of a Male God

Feed Xiao Hua with custom-made cat food, but it didn’t seem to have any obvious effect. Every time there was still a lot left in the bowl, I called the pet store and Boss Meng said that the effect of this custom-made cat food must be better than ordinary cat food, let me order it Count carefully for the first time, and the amount left must be less than ordinary cat food.

22. Diary of a Male God

Noon: Feed 500 cat food, leaving 112 cats;

Evening: Feed 500 cat food, leaving 92 cats.

23. Diary of a Male God

Noon: Feed 500 customized cat food, 102 cats left;

Evening: Feed 500 customized cat food, 82 left.

It's not about cat food.

Xiaohua lost weight.

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hospital.

Dr. Situ: How to cure allergies?Well, desensitization treatment is possible, but it is not guaranteed to be 100% successful, and desensitization treatment is costly and energy-consuming. Unless there is a reason to do so, I do not recommend it.Most people with allergic symptoms only need to pay attention to avoiding allergens at ordinary times.If you are allergic to seafood, don’t eat seafood, and if you are allergic to cats and dogs, don’t keep pets. Although life may lack some small pleasures, there will be no big regrets. After all, those allergens are often just trivial things in life That's all.

Male God: ...

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Male God: Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, it's time to eat.

Black Cat [happily returning from the yard]: Meow! (Thank you master!)

Huamao [drilled out from under the flowerpot listlessly, entered the living room, suddenly startled]:? !

Male God [squatting down and placing the food bowl in front of the cat]: I need to eat more today.

Flower cat [embracing the male god's hand excitedly]: MUAMUAMUAMUA, lick lick lick! MUAMUAMUAMUA~~

In the corner of the living room, gloves and masks lay quietly in the trash can.

26. Diary of a Male God

It may be insignificant to me, but it is a big deal to you.

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Lace Man: God, are you at home?The door was open and I came in by myself. [searched for a while, walked into the kitchen] Damn! !What is this Nima? !

The kitchen counter was covered with bloody animal carcasses. The cat squatted on the counter and turned its head every minute, revealing its face covered in blood and its mouth full of bird feathers.

Lace Man [rushes out of the kitchen and closes the door, dials the phone with shaking hands]: ... blade!blade!Fuck, my friend has a monster in his house! !

Monster [lazily wagging its tail and continuing to pluck the bird's feathers]: Sneez~

Lace Man [Back to the door and takes a deep breath]: Alright, let me take another look... Animal carcasses piled up on the cooking table] No, you believe me, he is still a monster...

The author has something to say: I actually updated so much! !In fact, I am more worried that some girls will stand on the wrong CP haha~~