On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

Today is our [-]th wedding anniversary, so I closed the shop and stopped working at home.

We are currently living in a small villa by the sea, and we can hear the sound of the waves when we fall asleep at night.

The house is cleaned by a special person every day. Even though I stopped work today for the anniversary, in fact, there is nothing that needs me to tidy up.So I just decorate the house and go to my old apartment downtown and try to hide my presents.

When I came back to my senses, I realized that the daytime was so full of these trivial things.

Although he really wanted to prepare a dinner by himself, he had warned me fiercely since the morning before that I would never go into the kitchen.There is no need for me to go against his good intentions and insist on dipping ingredients.

On a wedding anniversary that should be complete, why bother to make each other unhappy because of this little difference?

Before going out in the morning, he kissed me on the cheek and said that he would come back early in the afternoon and had already reserved a seat at the restaurant.

At this moment, I glanced at the wall clock on the wall——

Just now I felt that a daytime slipped away inadvertently and quietly, and now I complained inexplicably that the slow-moving second hand is always so old.

When the minute hand finally stepped towards 12, I was like a prisoner who had been pardoned, and I put on makeup for myself in secret joy.

……

As a result, the sky was beginning to get dark, and I still didn't hear the long-awaited sound of the car or the door opening.

After swipe the tablet for a long time in boredom, a sense of anxiety crept into my heart secretly.I couldn't help but wonder if he forgot, or if he met a difficult opponent...

When my thoughts were getting deeper and deeper, I finally heard the familiar ringing of the phone suddenly shattering the silence.

Suddenly realizing that my agitation just now had been submerged by a tidal wave of excitement, I couldn't help laughing to myself... the rejuvenation of the earth is nothing but that.

**

But when I heard his sorry words, I wanted to cover my ears and pretend not to hear.

——Damn Mori Ogai, sooner or later you will be killed so that my family can also take over!

I muttered to him a little bit unhappily.

Hearing his apologetic and guilt-filled consolation, I could only choose to forgive in the end, and went back to the old apartment alone in resentment.

Gotta get my photo album back.

It took a whole day today just to let Chuya guess where I hid the gift.I even carefully arranged puzzles and clues all morning for this.

At that time, I looked at the paper crane in my hand, but what I thought of was his cute look of looking through these seemingly unobstructed furniture but couldn't find any clues.The joyful psychology even made the paper cranes full of the fragrance of love like soaked in syrup.

Now this phone call, inexplicably, all the plans for today have been ruined...

I couldn't help leaning against the edge of the sofa, wondering where the root of the problem was.

**

For more than half a year, I have always believed that Mori Ogai is the scheming dog in our marriage who is eager to try.

I have known him for about six years, and I have been fighting wits and courage with him for four years.I also want to thank that mackerel with a solid skin. I beat the scheming dog a little bit, and finally succeeded in getting Nakaya to nod his head and put on the ring.

But even after we got married, this scheming dog still lingered on the sewer lanes that blocked me, and tended to become more and more obsessed, trying to compete with me for Zhongya's time and attention.He doesn't do anything with people at all, and eventually he successfully evolved into an old green tea dog.

……

If Zhongye can tell me that he will come back later today, then I believe it must be an urgent situation with no way out. I blame him, but I can't help but be considerate of him.

But this kind of "urgent matter" happened to happen today. If Mori Ogai hadn't deliberately arranged for it, I would cut off my hands and eat them as pig's trotters!

……

There was no other way to be angry than to give up a day's hard work and go to our old apartment to retrieve the photo album.Skip the deciphering and searching, I hope we still have time to finish it tonight.

I originally wanted to tease Chuya with the puzzles I set up.If you don't understand, you must ask me for a hint, and I can take the opportunity to blackmail him into making a few unequal treaties (ˉ▽￣～) For this reason, I even specially asked Luanbu to help with the question.

Now that the decryption process is abolished, the adult time I originally wanted to blackmail was wasted...

Mori Ogai, the same sentence, don't let me have a chance!

The more I thought about it, the angrier I finally got teary-eyed.Thinking of going home and sitting alone, I lost the desire to listen to the sound of the waves.So I didn't move after getting the photo album, and sat alone on the sofa in the old apartment that had been deserted for a long time and looked through the photo album.

This photo album records more than six years of my time.

When I first came to Yokohama, I was alone, and I even whispered when I greeted people. Later, I gradually added more and more traces in my life.

The most recent joint appearance in the album was last week.At that time, after his mission was over, he called me in his spare time: "Would you like to play diving? It's right here where I am now."

Although it was unexpected, it was also a surprise.

Zhong Ye is not interested in the sea, but I am very close to water.

In the photo, he lazily wraps his arms around my waist, allowing me to lead him like a swimming fish freely among the coral and aquatic plants.

Through a pair of diving goggles, I can also see that his cobalt blue eyes are deeper and more translucent than those of the seawater where particles are illuminated by the sun.

I remember that there was a beautiful little octopus clinging to my chest and tending to crawl towards my face.I even became cautious about breathing, and watched it rubbing against me expectantly.

Before its tentacles touched my chin, my family suddenly reached out and grabbed it.

With a flash of red light, the octopus sank to the ground...

……

To be honest, Zhong Ye is really jealous and has no rules, he can do whatever he wants.I still haven't seen which point he is more entangled with.

He doesn't mind my admiration for Ranpo and frequent exchanges, and he doesn't mind me chatting with his subordinates.But he doesn't like me rubbing against Dr. Xie Ye... Anyway, I buried Yu Xie Ye's chest, he almost jumped up on the spot, looking at Yu Xie Ye as if he was looking at a thief.

But Jingzi was wearing high heels that day, and I accidentally fell on her chest because I couldn't stand firmly... I can't be blamed.ah?Why didn't I hurry up and rub it?Because Akiko's breasts are really soft... (Whispering

And we agreed to keep a cat.

When he brought the kitten back that morning, he was still diligently and actively assembling the cat climbing frame, with the reliable appearance of a good father.Unexpectedly, after the assembly was completed, I turned my head and saw that there was a lazy me lying on the sofa. The coquettish little white cat was stepping on the milk in front of my belly and rubbing its head against my chin.He was inexplicably upset.

I was squinting my eyes to enjoy the happiness of being coquettishly attached by fluffy, when I suddenly felt light on my body...

Zhong Ye's face was dark.The little white cat was pinched by the nape of fate's neck, meowing so weakly and helplessly.

Ignoring my coquettish pleading, the cat that didn't even have time to get its name was given to his subordinates arbitrarily by him.

I was so angry that I turned into a saw-mouthed gourd, and I refused to speak to him for a day.

After all, when I picked the cat, I kissed and sucked the cat in front of him on purpose. I watched Chuya's reaction secretly, and he obviously didn't care.Why did he suddenly turn his face inexplicably at this time!Is it because cats are not allowed to step on milk?

After a day of cold war, my expression became more and more aggrieved, and Chuya's expression gradually changed from firm to a little anxious.

I thought sadly, we probably have to have a fight, although strictly speaking we haven't had a fight... But it's normal for couples to quarrel.

To my surprise, he just went out to answer the phone, and when he came back he started staring at me—

To be honest, although I will pay more attention to people with good looks, it all stems from the human nature of greedy for beauty, and I don't think I am a beauty control.Only Nakaya's sapphire-like eyes, every time I look at them a few more times, I always feel as if my heart is already beating like it's about to run quietly.

I looked at him as if I was facing a big enemy, and turned my body towards him with a serious face.

After a moment of silence, he called out to me.

"Meow~"

Meow?

……

Meow meow meow?Meow meow meow meow?

I……

I'm dumbfounded...

After the air was suffocatingly quiet for a moment, his forced composure finally broke.From the neck to the tips of the ears, a layer of bright red quickly climbed up, and began to curse Dazai Osamu from the air, saying that he really lied to him!

I reacted immediately, ahh, I gnawed on Chuya's little face with one mouthful!

What a cat!Playing also ah!How can my middle one be so cute!

As expected of Osamu Dazai with countless ambiguities!Forever God!

I looked up at the picture stone on the wall of the living room, the excitement on my face mixed with the secret joy in my heart, under the impact of excited emotions, my heart beat rumbling, and my eyes were even blurred with tears for a while.

After all, I can listen to this meow every day for a month~

……

But I forgot that Osamu Dazai was Xiao Bailian taught by Old Green Tea after all.It looks clean and holy, but the roots are actually full of sludge!

I don’t remember how long I was forced to meow that night, but the next day I heard someone’s cat meowing outside the yard, which made me grit my teeth. All the kittens raised by Haruno were shocked by my hostile eyes when they met by chance. Trembling, he ran away quickly.

What's even more hateful is that when Dazai's little Bailian saw me approaching aggressively, he smiled and said "喵~"

Why in the world are there such brazen people!

How dare he meow!How dare he meow!Meow your head wow!

Oda was so shocked by my murderous aura that he didn't dare to speak, and pretended not to see the scene of my violent output.

On the other hand, Akiko watched the whole fight, his eyes sparkled as if he had taken a stimulant.

In the end, it was the corpse that Kunikida collected for Osamu Dazai, who warned Osamu Dazai not to die until the commission was completed.

**

I flipped through the photo album, and the initial anger has dissipated by now.

Just remember that today is our [-]th wedding anniversary.In a few hours, I will be able to crawl into his arms and act like a baby, complaining that he dared to work overtime today, and he will hold my waist guiltily and softly coax me.

The cobalt blue eyes, which are careful to confirm whether I am really angry, always seem hard like fructose, but actually melt in water.

With such anticipation, it seems that all the worrying things that are not to be feared have been crushed and pressed into the honeypot, and are being melted into a sweet syrup.

I spent more than half a month sorting out this photo album during working hours, and it was originally planned to be given to him as an anniversary gift for the first anniversary.As a result, I confiscated it for a while, and fished too much, so I finished it ahead of time...

Well, it's my fiery confession anyway, so you should put it away ahead of time, Chuya!

……

Maybe it's because I've been excited for too long today, and after I relax, I get tired and sleepy gradually.I put the photo album on the coffee table, snuggled into the soft sofa, and fell into a heavy dreamland.

A bit noisy.

The sound of ding ding bang bang was unrestrained.It sounded like metal hitting.

I just felt like a heavy weight was being pressed on my eyelids, and I really didn't want to wake up.

While forcing myself to open my eyes, I vaguely saw the back of Nakaya standing in front of the partition.

He didn't seem to notice me at first, until the movement of stretching my body when I woke up aroused his vigilance, and he turned around quickly.Still holding a bottle of red wine just taken out of the wine cabinet in his hand, the expression on his face changed from shock to contemplation.

My heart skipped a beat.

I glanced sideways out of the window—it was dark.

Then he turned his head and glanced at the clock on the wall... 10:30.

I was taken aback at first, and then felt guilty.

—Oops, it looks like I lost my dinner.

I feel so tired and stiff, and my mind is dizzy.

Perhaps it was because the sofa was too soft, this sleep would be worse than no sleep at all.

I rubbed my waist and sat up, feeling empty powerlessness and hunger, and my mind was so dizzy that it was hard to think.

I'm slightly uneasy.The unmoved look in front of my eyes also made me feel a little strange in my heart, but I couldn't tell the reason for a while.

It's already 10:30, why did Chuya find me now... Is it because I slept too deeply?But I didn't seem to hear the phone ring either.

What was the meaning of his shocked expression?Didn't he come to look for me, otherwise why this expression... Could it be that he didn't expect me to be here?Just came here to pick up a drink?

A little unhappy.

But his expression is really not good... and he looks so tired, he didn't even change his clothes.

Did you really have to look for me for a long time...?

Seeing his unkempt and dusty appearance, I felt a little guilty again.

"Hey, Chuya. I didn't mean to hate you...I didn't mean to lose my temper. I just felt a little sleepy suddenly and wanted to sleep for a while. I didn't expect to sleep for so long."

"Why do you feel more tired after sleeping than not sleeping..."

I stretched my stiff body and straightened my hair. The muttering voice and slightly avoiding eyes gave me a lack of confidence.

His expression became a little strange, and his brows frowned.

Why is this man so difficult to coax today...

Shouldn't he surrender helplessly, then hug me and ask me what's wrong?

Tsk, that's right, today is the [-]th anniversary.

When we signed the marriage, we agreed that we would celebrate once every [-] days and once every [-] days.Then it's all about celebrating the anniversary.This is only the second celebration day... I just fell asleep and missed his candlelight dinner.Does he think I'm not caring...

But it was he who called first and said that he would come back later and poured cold water on me - I was so quibbling in my heart, and my expression was listless.

Strangely, he still had an indescribable expression, and even started to look me up and down.

I was stabbed by his eyes, a little wronged and slightly annoyed... Maybe there was a little panic mixed in it.As I also began to keep silent, the silence in the air made the atmosphere in the living room gradually become a little awkward and stiff.

A sense of uneasiness came to my heart, but I quickly suppressed it deliberately - when I was around me in the past, I rarely felt uneasy.

I rubbed my sore waist again, determined to be the first to break this disturbing and awkward atmosphere, got up and moved towards him, wanting to ask for a hug.

Zhong also put down the red wine, but didn't reach out to pick me up.

He just scanned my outstretched arms and approaching body complicatedly, picked up the pistol from the wine cabinet, buckled the safety and aimed it at my chest.

"Who are you? How did you get in?"

My heart seemed to forget to beat for a moment.

The outstretched arms were like a thing for people to play with in the downtown area, suddenly feeling ashamed, and hid back embarrassingly and cowardly, avoiding the sight of the crowd and shrinking behind.The steps forward also froze in place, in a dilemma.

The scorching hot feeling wrapped in tears, like volcanic magma that was about to erupt, crumbled on my cheeks.