fishing for fame

At two o'clock in the morning, Fang Songyu's circle of friends shared a song from NetEase Cloud Music, "Lying" by Lin Youjia.

Fang Songyu felt desolate, but he had no one to confide in, so he could only complain cryptically in Moments.But Zhong Siyan quickly replied, "What's wrong?"

This kind of inquiry is no less than someone bringing water when you are thirsty, food when you are hungry, and a bench when you are tired, especially in the middle of the night when the desire to talk is particularly strong.

Fang Songyu clicked on the dialog box, and wanted to tell the story several times, but thought that Zhong Siyan was just an acquaintance who had known each other for half a month, so she gave up.

What should he say, starting from wearing women's clothing, and talking about pretending to be a little girl to deceive others?

Zhong Siyan seems to be such an upright person, so he must feel that he is not righteous, likes to play tricks, is not pure, loyal and kind, in short, he is not a good person, and then alienates him.

As a result, Zhong Siyan came to have a private chat with him first.

Zhong Siyan got straight to the point: "Are you a net suppressing cloud or a renaissance?"

Fang Songyu replied with a question mark.

Zhong Siyan said: "The songs you shared before were all English songs, Xiaoyu."

The hundred-acre sky garden in Fang Songyu's heart suddenly experienced a magnitude [-] earthquake. Now he suffers from "little fish" stress response syndrome, and his mentality collapses if he is not careful.

Fortunately, Zhong Siyan quickly withdrew the repost.

"What you shared before was all English songs, Xiaoyu." Zhong Siyan explained, "I'm sorry, I made a typo just now, and the input method is automatically associated."

However, Zhong Siyan did observe very carefully. Generally speaking, if he only wanted to share good songs, he would not share songs that everyone is familiar with.Posting old songs naked like this is basically for borrowing things to express emotions.

Fang Songyu felt that Zhong Siyan was too careful, and at the same time deleted the circle of friends just now, so as not to cause trouble again.

Maybe he does need someone else's advice.A decent person like Zhong Siyan must have a good solution, right?

After thinking about it, Fang Songyu planned to make a friend out of nothing, so he started to fabricate a story: "Well... I have a friend, and he fell out of love."

"He was cheated." Fang Songyu said, "He met someone online. He thought he had found a girlfriend, but in fact that girlfriend was fake, pretending to be a man. How can I comfort him?"

Zhong Siyan was silent.

Fang Songyu watched helplessly as the other party "in the process of typing" several times, and finally got only a string of ellipsis.

Zhong Siyan: "..."

Zhong Siyan: "The friend you mentioned...is that you?"

Fang Songyu denied it flatly: "Of course not, I'm smart!"

Not only was he not, he was even a liar in that woman's dress... It's too outrageous.

"Then does he like that person's appearance, or the person himself?" Zhong Siyan said, "If it's the person himself, I think he will think about it in two days, maybe the two of them can still be together Together."

That's right, he can make indirect remarks about that person's sexual orientation, even if the possibility is slim, but maybe, what if the other person is bisexual or even pansexual?

As a member of pansexuality, he respects lgbtq and sexual freedom despite some rat shit in it.

Fang Songyu said: "Then I will persuade you."

"We still have to see if he can think about it." Zhong Siyan said, "But if you think about it this way, maybe he has discovered many clues before."

"It shouldn't be." Fang Songyu was extraordinarily confident, "Otherwise he wouldn't be in so much pain, and even said he was very sad."

Zhong Siyan: "..."

Why does Zhong Siyan always like to post ellipses?If he didn't know that Zhong Siyan was not a person who thought highly of himself and looked down on others, he would have felt that Zhong Siyan was speechless to him.

Fang Songyu really put aside the conversation with Zhong Siyan, cut to the QQ interface to find "Zhong", and asked the other party: "Brother, I have something very troubled recently."

The other party was online and replied in seconds: "What's the matter, baby?"

Fang Songyu used the skill of making friends out of thin air for the second time: "I have a friend...he told me he was gay..."

"Ah, wait a minute." He feigned panic, "Are you discriminating against homosexuals?"

"Zhong" also sent a string of ellipses.

Today is really strange, why everyone likes to post ellipsis, ellipsis has recently been reduced in price and sold for a big sale?

"I don't discriminate." "Zhong" even tried to beat back, "Could it be you who discriminate?"

Fang Songyu hurriedly replied: "Of course I don't, that is, my friend, uh, he likes me."

"Zhong" paused for a while, then said, "Did you make a typo, it's 'she'?"

At that moment, Fang Songyu felt that the world was still, there was no sound of wind and rain, let alone the stomping of the couple upstairs, it was so quiet that a needle could be heard.

There was only one thought on his mind:

It's over, he seems to have worn out.

It's not his fault at all, he is a man, and subconsciously defines homosexuals who like him as men, which is fine in the first place.But in the final analysis, the main reason is still with him, because he lied and said that he was a girl.

Fang Songyu saw the steps given to him by "Zhong", and ran down the steps, wishing to escape into some kind of tunnel so that no one could see him.

Although he knew that the ostrich's mentality was not right.

Fang Songyu replied: "Yes, yes, it is automatically generated by the phone input method, I didn't pay attention, haha."

But when will this dreadful day end?Once you realize that you are actively defrauding innocent people, it is difficult to play well in a lie.The first essence of lying is not how logical and perfect the lie is, but how bold and confident it is.Normal people can even contradict themselves when they speak, but normal people will never suspect that what they say is a deliberately fabricated lie.Only the hesitant liar, the trembling lie, will be seen.

Fang Songyu is now the hesitant liar baked on the frying pan of conscience.The lies he told were not enough to convince himself, let alone the other party.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, he thought, so be it, let's be honest, he hates looking forward and backward, and also hates indecision.Anyway, they don't know each other in real life, even if the other party scolds him and blocks him, it doesn't seem to matter.Don't let the lies go on.The sooner the mistake ends, the sooner the trial of his mind will end.

Fang Songyu typed a few words: "Are you free? Is it convenient to answer the phone?"

After about 5 minutes, "Zhong" replied: "Didn't you just finish calling? You have to call again... Wait for me for 5 minutes."

"It's all right now." "Chung" said.

Fang Songyu dialed the voice call, this time he did not turn on the voice changer, he was ready to be scolded by the other party, and still wanted to end the matter, right now.

The author says:

Zhong: The friend you mentioned seems to be me, so speechless.I don't know what to say, so I'll send you an ellipsis first.