[Comprehensive martial arts] My husband has a problem
Chapter 167 Deserving it
The lightness kung fu of chasing life is good, and the lightness kung fu of Sikong Zhaixing is not bad either.Although the place on the second floor of the teahouse is not too big, it didn't restrict the movements of the two of them very much.One person chasing and the other flashing, you come and go, it's very exciting.
Ahem, in the eyes of the family of three watching the play, it is indeed so.
"Chasing the third master, I haven't done anything yet, and I haven't stolen anything, so can't you let me go?" Sikong Zhaixing had never dealt with Zhuiming before, so he didn't know that he was so difficult to deal with.If he had known, he would never have prepared to fight in front of him.
Damn it, he just said that he, a thief, must not get too close to the catcher.Who knew that he escaped Jin Jiuling but not the chase.
"I'm a soldier and you are a thief, isn't it right for me to arrest you?" Zhui Ming didn't intend to stop, but moved faster.
Sikong Zhaixing turned around in the air and landed behind Xia Wanyan. He looked at her and thought that he had already reached this point, if he didn't get what he wanted, wouldn't he suffer in vain?
Lian Chengbi frowned, picked up the teacup on the table and threw it towards Sikong Jiexing's arm.
"Ah!" Sikong Zhaixing didn't expect Lian Chengbi's movements to be so fast, even though he had jumped from Xia Wanyan's back to the front to avoid the chasing life, but there was no teacup that could escape Lian Chengbi.
His hand was broken now, and he couldn't hold the thing in his hand, and the eye veil just fell down like this.
Xia Wanyan hugged Xiao Wu, blinked, and looked at the veil.It was the moon white that she specially picked to match this morning's clothes, and she always liked it very much.She raised her eyes and saw Sikong Zhaixing being pressed to the ground by the life chaser, and also saw the small golden square above their heads, she was speechless for a moment.
Good guy, Sikong Zhaixing is fine with rushing on by himself, and it also hurts his life.She sighed for a long time, shouldn't she be glad that all the guests on the second floor have run away, otherwise there will be a mass pregnancy incident?She's going to want to hit the wall.
Just when Xia Wanyan was rejoicing that there were only two people affected this time, a person jumped up from the second floor. "Be merciful after chasing the third master."
"..." Xia Wanyan's mouth twitched, and then she closed her eyes.She was wrong, she was really wrong, she should have closed her eyes a long time ago.Lu Xiaofeng, I'm sorry, I made you pregnant for the second time, I'm really sorry.
"..." Lian Chengbi also didn't know what to say for a while, really he could only say, Lu Xiaofeng, sometimes your luck is really bad.
"Little chicken!" Xiao Wu saw Lu Xiaofeng and waved his paws to greet him.
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head to look at Xiao Wu, and smiled wryly, "It's Uncle Xiaofeng, not Xiaoji."
Xiao Wu paused, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, then nodded earnestly, "Uncle Little Chicken." My brother said that he is Little Chicken, he is a serious and obedient baby, so he can't be mistaken.
"Oh." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, forget it, a little chicken is a little chicken, can he still argue with a child? "Brother Lian, Mrs. Sister-in-law, long time no see."
Lian Chengbi pulled out another veil from his bosom, put it on for Xia Wanyan, then looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "What a coincidence you came."
Xia Wanyan opened her eyes, puffed her cheeks, "It's not moon white." It doesn't match the color of her clothes.
Lian Chengbi patted her on the head, "It's dirty on the floor, bear with it for now."
"Yeah." Xia Wanyan nodded, she had already fallen to the ground, she couldn't keep her eyes covered.Forget it, just change it when you go back.
For some reason, seeing Lian Chengbi's expression, Lu Xiaofeng strangely remembered what happened a long time ago.He took a few steps back, his voice trembling, "Brother Lian, you didn't sprinkle the powder just because you wanted to teach this dead monkey a lesson?"
I don't know what bad taste Brother Lian has, he just likes to watch other people get pregnant.Obviously with his martial arts, he can make people defenseless, but he just likes to carry that strange medicine powder with him.But anyone who is disrespectful to Mrs. Sister-in-law will immediately throw a pregnant woman over.
Oh, there are also people who are implicated, such as the current self and Zhui Ming.
Lian Chengbi smiled, "Yes." Lu Xiaofeng explained himself, and he went down the steps.
Lu Xiaofeng took several steps back, almost falling out of the window.He looked at Sikong Zhaixing, "Damn monkey, I was hurt badly by you. Why did you say you came here to steal things, and what you stole was from my sister-in-law."
Mrs. sister-in-law's eyes are not very good, and she always wears veils every day.This dead monkey actually set his mind on Mrs. Sister-in-law, no wonder Brother Lian would take action to teach him a lesson.The result is that the hand is also broken, and the person is still pregnant.He deserves it, what about himself?
Sikong Zhaixing's forehead was covered with sweat, "Lu Xiaoji, come here and help me tie my hands first, otherwise I won't be able to use my hands in the future."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, helplessly split a table with his hands, took the wooden plank, tore off the clothes on Sikong Jiexing's body, and helped him fix his hands. "Okay, Brother Lian's actions are measured and not broken, just raise it and it will be fine, there will be no sequelae." He clasped his fists at Lian Chengbi, "Thank you, Brother Lian, for your mercy."
If Lian Chengbi was ruthless, Sikong Zhaixing's hand would definitely be crippled.
"It's your friend after all," Lian Chengbi smiled, "Besides, I don't think he will come near us in the future."
"..." The corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, unable to explain, "Brother Lian said so."
Sikong Zhaixing's eyes were full of doubts, "Lu Xiaoji, what do you mean by this?"
Lu Xiaofeng stood up, looked down at Sikong Zhaoxing, "Soon, you will know."
"vomit--!"
"vomit--!"
"vomit--!"
On the second floor of the teahouse, the sound of vomiting came and went, very rhythmic.
Looking at the three people who were throwing up, Xia Wanyan sighed, "Husband, I can't eat these teas." To be honest, it really affects my appetite.
Lian Chengbi said: "Why don't we let the shopkeeper take it to the beggars nearby, so as not to waste it." Of course he doesn't care about such a small matter, but this small matter can make his Ah Wan feel happy.
Sure enough, Xia Wanyan smiled and nodded, "That's good."
"Time, time! Xiao Wu wants it!" Xiao Wu was not affected by the three people opposite him. He looked at the refreshments on the table and was about to lie down on the table to get them.
Xia Wanyan had no choice but to give him a rice cake and let him eat it by himself.
Holding the rice cake in his arms, Xiao Wu smiled happily at Xia Wanyan, showing his small teeth.Then I started chewing, working very hard.
Xia Wanyan reached out and poked his cheek, "You greedy kid, I don't know who you look like." If you were born in a poor family, it would be unbearable rhythm.
"Let me come." Lian Chengbi carried Xiao Wu over, "Don't stain your clothes."
Xia Wanyan smiled, "Then I appreciate your husband's kindness." The dress she is wearing today is moon-white, and it is indeed easy to get dirty.Although there is nothing wrong with rice cakes, what if this slobber baby drools.
"Ouch!" Zhui Ming vomited again, looked up at Lu Xiaofeng with a pale face, "Are we really pregnant?"
Lu Xiaofeng took a sip of tea, suppressing the sourness in his mouth, "What do you think?"
Of course, Zhui Ming knew that this was true, but he couldn't accept it.He watched Xiao Shishilang's pregnancy from the beginning to the end, and he was afraid that all kinds of pains during pregnancy could torture a big man until he became emaciated. "I don't want to get pregnant."
I don't even want to be like Xiao Shishilang, just thinking about it will make him, a majestic man, cry.
"Ouch!" Sikong Zaixing vomited while avoiding his hand, "Impossible, how could a man be pregnant." He wouldn't believe it, Lu Xiaoji must have lied to him, It must be!
"Hehe." Lu Xiaofeng sneered, "Who am I implicated? Do you have the face to say?!" If it wasn't for saving Sikong Zhaixing, a daring fellow, he would have rushed over here, and then he would be affected by this dead monkey Yet?
"Master Lian," Zhuiming looked up at Lian Chengbi with tears in his eyes, looking very pitiful, "This antidote..."
Lian Chengbi said: "Of course there is an antidote, but it needs to be prepared, and it will take two days." Then he looked at Sikong Zhaixing, "But the king who stole the king, I'm afraid I have to wait until your arm is healed. There is an antidote."
Sikong Zhaixing looked at Lian Chengbi in shock, "Why?" It will take at least a month or two for his arms to heal completely, but he can't bear the morning sickness in such a short period of time, let alone one or two month.He will be tortured to death.
"I don't like it when someone offends my wife, any action is not allowed."
Lu Xiaofeng pressed Sikong Zhaixing, "Liufenbantang and Jinfengxiyulou were cut down by Gong Jiu, why, do you think so too?"
To be honest, brother Lian has already given face to the dead monkey, but he can't justify his sister-in-law's affairs.This dead monkey has done something wrong, so he hastened to hold back. Be careful, there will be no antidote in the future.
Obviously, Sikong Zhaixing had also thought of this problem, so he could only keep silent.
"Then, can you tell me why you want my wife's veil?" Lian Chengbi looked at Sikong Zhaixing with lightning-like eyes, "Although this veil is indeed more expensive than ordinary fabrics, but you seem to be This is not missing."
Sikong Zhaixing lowered his head, drooping his head, "There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that Mrs. Wugou Villa's veil depicts the location of the previous treasure. I was curious, so I wanted to take a peek."
Lian Chengbi immediately turned cold, "Where did this rumor come from?"
Sikong Zhaixing shook his head, "I don't know, I heard it when it came out. But the channel for spreading the news is still very hidden, and you people who follow the right path will not be able to hear it for the time being." Unless things start to get serious , otherwise they have their own news channels.
"Huh?" Xia Wanyan had a question mark on her face, "Aren't the people who spread this rumor out of their minds? My veil is changed with my clothes, a box of veils. Whose treasure can draw a box?" Map, isn’t that brain flooded?”
Sikong Zhaixing actually understood when he saw that Xia Wanyan had changed her veil and abandoned the veil on the ground.But what's the use of knowing it, he was still tricked.
Alas, when I came out, I didn't expect that such a nice man like him was pregnant.
The author has something to say: Three kills achieved!
感谢在2021-08-1701:23:29~2021-08-1800:00:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 8 bottles of Phantom Princess; 4 bottles of Shirleking; 1 bottle of Yun Dong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Ahem, in the eyes of the family of three watching the play, it is indeed so.
"Chasing the third master, I haven't done anything yet, and I haven't stolen anything, so can't you let me go?" Sikong Zhaixing had never dealt with Zhuiming before, so he didn't know that he was so difficult to deal with.If he had known, he would never have prepared to fight in front of him.
Damn it, he just said that he, a thief, must not get too close to the catcher.Who knew that he escaped Jin Jiuling but not the chase.
"I'm a soldier and you are a thief, isn't it right for me to arrest you?" Zhui Ming didn't intend to stop, but moved faster.
Sikong Zhaixing turned around in the air and landed behind Xia Wanyan. He looked at her and thought that he had already reached this point, if he didn't get what he wanted, wouldn't he suffer in vain?
Lian Chengbi frowned, picked up the teacup on the table and threw it towards Sikong Jiexing's arm.
"Ah!" Sikong Zhaixing didn't expect Lian Chengbi's movements to be so fast, even though he had jumped from Xia Wanyan's back to the front to avoid the chasing life, but there was no teacup that could escape Lian Chengbi.
His hand was broken now, and he couldn't hold the thing in his hand, and the eye veil just fell down like this.
Xia Wanyan hugged Xiao Wu, blinked, and looked at the veil.It was the moon white that she specially picked to match this morning's clothes, and she always liked it very much.She raised her eyes and saw Sikong Zhaixing being pressed to the ground by the life chaser, and also saw the small golden square above their heads, she was speechless for a moment.
Good guy, Sikong Zhaixing is fine with rushing on by himself, and it also hurts his life.She sighed for a long time, shouldn't she be glad that all the guests on the second floor have run away, otherwise there will be a mass pregnancy incident?She's going to want to hit the wall.
Just when Xia Wanyan was rejoicing that there were only two people affected this time, a person jumped up from the second floor. "Be merciful after chasing the third master."
"..." Xia Wanyan's mouth twitched, and then she closed her eyes.She was wrong, she was really wrong, she should have closed her eyes a long time ago.Lu Xiaofeng, I'm sorry, I made you pregnant for the second time, I'm really sorry.
"..." Lian Chengbi also didn't know what to say for a while, really he could only say, Lu Xiaofeng, sometimes your luck is really bad.
"Little chicken!" Xiao Wu saw Lu Xiaofeng and waved his paws to greet him.
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head to look at Xiao Wu, and smiled wryly, "It's Uncle Xiaofeng, not Xiaoji."
Xiao Wu paused, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, then nodded earnestly, "Uncle Little Chicken." My brother said that he is Little Chicken, he is a serious and obedient baby, so he can't be mistaken.
"Oh." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, forget it, a little chicken is a little chicken, can he still argue with a child? "Brother Lian, Mrs. Sister-in-law, long time no see."
Lian Chengbi pulled out another veil from his bosom, put it on for Xia Wanyan, then looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "What a coincidence you came."
Xia Wanyan opened her eyes, puffed her cheeks, "It's not moon white." It doesn't match the color of her clothes.
Lian Chengbi patted her on the head, "It's dirty on the floor, bear with it for now."
"Yeah." Xia Wanyan nodded, she had already fallen to the ground, she couldn't keep her eyes covered.Forget it, just change it when you go back.
For some reason, seeing Lian Chengbi's expression, Lu Xiaofeng strangely remembered what happened a long time ago.He took a few steps back, his voice trembling, "Brother Lian, you didn't sprinkle the powder just because you wanted to teach this dead monkey a lesson?"
I don't know what bad taste Brother Lian has, he just likes to watch other people get pregnant.Obviously with his martial arts, he can make people defenseless, but he just likes to carry that strange medicine powder with him.But anyone who is disrespectful to Mrs. Sister-in-law will immediately throw a pregnant woman over.
Oh, there are also people who are implicated, such as the current self and Zhui Ming.
Lian Chengbi smiled, "Yes." Lu Xiaofeng explained himself, and he went down the steps.
Lu Xiaofeng took several steps back, almost falling out of the window.He looked at Sikong Zhaixing, "Damn monkey, I was hurt badly by you. Why did you say you came here to steal things, and what you stole was from my sister-in-law."
Mrs. sister-in-law's eyes are not very good, and she always wears veils every day.This dead monkey actually set his mind on Mrs. Sister-in-law, no wonder Brother Lian would take action to teach him a lesson.The result is that the hand is also broken, and the person is still pregnant.He deserves it, what about himself?
Sikong Zhaixing's forehead was covered with sweat, "Lu Xiaoji, come here and help me tie my hands first, otherwise I won't be able to use my hands in the future."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, helplessly split a table with his hands, took the wooden plank, tore off the clothes on Sikong Jiexing's body, and helped him fix his hands. "Okay, Brother Lian's actions are measured and not broken, just raise it and it will be fine, there will be no sequelae." He clasped his fists at Lian Chengbi, "Thank you, Brother Lian, for your mercy."
If Lian Chengbi was ruthless, Sikong Zhaixing's hand would definitely be crippled.
"It's your friend after all," Lian Chengbi smiled, "Besides, I don't think he will come near us in the future."
"..." The corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, unable to explain, "Brother Lian said so."
Sikong Zhaixing's eyes were full of doubts, "Lu Xiaoji, what do you mean by this?"
Lu Xiaofeng stood up, looked down at Sikong Zhaoxing, "Soon, you will know."
"vomit--!"
"vomit--!"
"vomit--!"
On the second floor of the teahouse, the sound of vomiting came and went, very rhythmic.
Looking at the three people who were throwing up, Xia Wanyan sighed, "Husband, I can't eat these teas." To be honest, it really affects my appetite.
Lian Chengbi said: "Why don't we let the shopkeeper take it to the beggars nearby, so as not to waste it." Of course he doesn't care about such a small matter, but this small matter can make his Ah Wan feel happy.
Sure enough, Xia Wanyan smiled and nodded, "That's good."
"Time, time! Xiao Wu wants it!" Xiao Wu was not affected by the three people opposite him. He looked at the refreshments on the table and was about to lie down on the table to get them.
Xia Wanyan had no choice but to give him a rice cake and let him eat it by himself.
Holding the rice cake in his arms, Xiao Wu smiled happily at Xia Wanyan, showing his small teeth.Then I started chewing, working very hard.
Xia Wanyan reached out and poked his cheek, "You greedy kid, I don't know who you look like." If you were born in a poor family, it would be unbearable rhythm.
"Let me come." Lian Chengbi carried Xiao Wu over, "Don't stain your clothes."
Xia Wanyan smiled, "Then I appreciate your husband's kindness." The dress she is wearing today is moon-white, and it is indeed easy to get dirty.Although there is nothing wrong with rice cakes, what if this slobber baby drools.
"Ouch!" Zhui Ming vomited again, looked up at Lu Xiaofeng with a pale face, "Are we really pregnant?"
Lu Xiaofeng took a sip of tea, suppressing the sourness in his mouth, "What do you think?"
Of course, Zhui Ming knew that this was true, but he couldn't accept it.He watched Xiao Shishilang's pregnancy from the beginning to the end, and he was afraid that all kinds of pains during pregnancy could torture a big man until he became emaciated. "I don't want to get pregnant."
I don't even want to be like Xiao Shishilang, just thinking about it will make him, a majestic man, cry.
"Ouch!" Sikong Zaixing vomited while avoiding his hand, "Impossible, how could a man be pregnant." He wouldn't believe it, Lu Xiaoji must have lied to him, It must be!
"Hehe." Lu Xiaofeng sneered, "Who am I implicated? Do you have the face to say?!" If it wasn't for saving Sikong Zhaixing, a daring fellow, he would have rushed over here, and then he would be affected by this dead monkey Yet?
"Master Lian," Zhuiming looked up at Lian Chengbi with tears in his eyes, looking very pitiful, "This antidote..."
Lian Chengbi said: "Of course there is an antidote, but it needs to be prepared, and it will take two days." Then he looked at Sikong Zhaixing, "But the king who stole the king, I'm afraid I have to wait until your arm is healed. There is an antidote."
Sikong Zhaixing looked at Lian Chengbi in shock, "Why?" It will take at least a month or two for his arms to heal completely, but he can't bear the morning sickness in such a short period of time, let alone one or two month.He will be tortured to death.
"I don't like it when someone offends my wife, any action is not allowed."
Lu Xiaofeng pressed Sikong Zhaixing, "Liufenbantang and Jinfengxiyulou were cut down by Gong Jiu, why, do you think so too?"
To be honest, brother Lian has already given face to the dead monkey, but he can't justify his sister-in-law's affairs.This dead monkey has done something wrong, so he hastened to hold back. Be careful, there will be no antidote in the future.
Obviously, Sikong Zhaixing had also thought of this problem, so he could only keep silent.
"Then, can you tell me why you want my wife's veil?" Lian Chengbi looked at Sikong Zhaixing with lightning-like eyes, "Although this veil is indeed more expensive than ordinary fabrics, but you seem to be This is not missing."
Sikong Zhaixing lowered his head, drooping his head, "There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that Mrs. Wugou Villa's veil depicts the location of the previous treasure. I was curious, so I wanted to take a peek."
Lian Chengbi immediately turned cold, "Where did this rumor come from?"
Sikong Zhaixing shook his head, "I don't know, I heard it when it came out. But the channel for spreading the news is still very hidden, and you people who follow the right path will not be able to hear it for the time being." Unless things start to get serious , otherwise they have their own news channels.
"Huh?" Xia Wanyan had a question mark on her face, "Aren't the people who spread this rumor out of their minds? My veil is changed with my clothes, a box of veils. Whose treasure can draw a box?" Map, isn’t that brain flooded?”
Sikong Zhaixing actually understood when he saw that Xia Wanyan had changed her veil and abandoned the veil on the ground.But what's the use of knowing it, he was still tricked.
Alas, when I came out, I didn't expect that such a nice man like him was pregnant.
The author has something to say: Three kills achieved!
感谢在2021-08-1701:23:29~2021-08-1800:00:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 8 bottles of Phantom Princess; 4 bottles of Shirleking; 1 bottle of Yun Dong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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