please keep me quiet dude

The next morning, when Li Qi woke up from his sleep, the first thing he did was to confirm whether he still had a body, and felt relieved when he touched his body.Dizzy, she covered her head with her hands, hey, wait a minute, why is she...naked?

She stopped breathing for a few seconds before she realized what happened last night, and her head hurt even more...

She's such a... pig...

"I have... a better way to sober up..." Xiao Xiaoyan's voice faintly echoed in her ears, and she could even recall the moment when her body stopped breathing for a moment, and then she thought she had heard wrong, so she whimpered stupidly He asked, "What is... what?" His tongue was a little knotted.

Hehe... Xiao Xiaoyan smiled evilly at her, put her finger on her lips, and tapped lightly, "As your wife, I should fulfill my responsibility~~~~"

With a bang, Li Qi's face instantly became bloodshot, is she evil?But the expression on her face seemed... very serious... A cold wind blew over, and she was finally able to wake up a little bit.So she lowered her head, "Then... then you go in first, I... blow... the air first, and then go in immediately."

After speaking, even she herself felt a little embarrassed.

Xiao Xiaoyan stared at her thoughtfully for a while, causing Li Qi's face to burn badly.Then he nodded and said to Li Qi, "Okay, I'll wait for you in the room...heh..."

Li Qi is like petrification in the wind, I'll wait for you in the room~ I'll wait for you in the room~ Heh... If you speak well, talk well, why do you have to add one later?Is it intentional?Seeing Xiao Xiaoyan's figure entering, Li Qi thought suspiciously.

Later, she did blow the wind for a while outside, patted her cheek vigorously, and then she cheered up and went in.As a result, when she went in and saw the person on the bed, she suddenly... felt like she was about to die from a cerebral hemorrhage...

On the bed, the beauty took off her clothes, only wearing a thin veil, under which the soft and smooth skin like snow, her graceful figure, and her thin and tender lips were faintly visible. The petals, and even the captivating smile on her face, are like a fairy coming out of a painting.She stretched out her slender and beautiful hands, and tapped towards her, "What are you doing in a daze, you're already an old couple."

The beauty gave her an angry look, as if she was really an old couple.

Uh... Li Qi swallowed her saliva, and the effect of alcohol made her hot and began to sweat, so she loosened her clothes.Seeing her like this, the beauty smiled, causing Li Qi's heart to beat even more violently.

"Ok?"

Hehe... Li Qi laughed dryly twice,

"That...it's hot...haha."

Xiao Xiaoyan glared at her, this incomprehensible wood...

"Yes, do you want me to undress you?"

With a bang, Li Qi's brain was really congested this time, and he swallowed his dry throat with difficulty, "I...I'll open the window..."

As she spoke, she didn't care about Xiao Xiaoyan's reaction, and immediately ran to open the window. The cold wind blowing from the window finally relieved her hot and dry state.She wiped the sweat off her face with her hands, and said, "It's over, it's over, this woman is a monster~ "Is it better?"

Xiao Xiaoyan's breath fell on her neck, it was scorching hot, and her body jumped to the limit immediately.Turning his head, just touching the tip of her nose, he stopped breathing.The soft touch and temperature of her body were transmitted to her whole body in an instant, and she only heard a bang, and some kind of wet liquid was about to come out of her nose.

"what happened?"

Li Qi covered his nose with one hand, and supported the railing with his other hand. It was over, he couldn't hold it anymore, and then... bright red blood flowed from his nose... and then... she... gorgeous... fainted... passed ...

Ahhhh, you pig! ! ! !

He scolded himself fiercely in his heart, and this was Li Qi's memory from last night.Rubbing her messy hair and covering her whole head with a quilt, she is really... shameless... How could she lose the chain at a critical moment?

Aww~ I bumped my head on the bed, regretting and embarrassing.When Xiao Xiaoyan came in, she saw Li Qi wrapping herself up like a silkworm baby, knocking her head up and down on the bed, and she could hear her wailing through the quilt.

This person is really... not afraid of becoming more stupid?

Thinking of her nosebleed and fainting yesterday, her face turned slightly red.Who knew that this guy couldn't resist the temptation... He's been in and out of brothels a lot, and he's even painted a lot of nudes, why...how come he still has a nosebleed?

"Aren't you afraid of bumping into a fool?"

The silkworm baby stopped moving for a moment.

Xiao Xiaoyan smiled, and said to the silkworm baby,

"Don't get up yet?"

Silkworm Baby moved, and it took a while for Li Qi's head to emerge from the quilt, but her body was not exposed at all, after all, her entire body was naked.

naked?Hey, wait, something seems wrong?Before she passed out... she was clearly wearing clothes, right?

"Why the terrified expression?"

Xiao Xiaoyan was puzzled by her stare and asked.

"Uh... I... Where are my clothes...?"

Oh~ Xiao Xiaoyan looked like this before, looking at her in horror, she suddenly became more playful.The corners of his mouth curled up, with an unknown smile, and he approached Li Qi's ear, deliberately slowing down his speech so that she could hear every word clearly.

"You~~say~~what~~"

Afterwards, with the expression on Li Qi's face that the sky was about to fall, she naturally achieved the result she wanted. Her Lady Queen expressed that she was very satisfied with her masterpiece.After she had seen enough, she put the clothes in front of her, held back her smile and said, "Stupid, your nosebleed got on your clothes last night, so I changed them for you."

you……

Li Qi comforted himself, don't care about women, we don't care!

She was aggrieved, but there was nothing she could do, because facing Xiao Xiaoyan, it was impossible for her to be angry with her, especially when she saw the happy smile on her face, her heart was filled with warmth.Full, it seems that even if she is gone at this moment, she doesn't feel regretful.

However, Li Qi discovered a fact. From seeing her yesterday to today, she, who has always been used to wearing a veil, actually showed her true face. It was strange that she had changed, so she said it inadvertently.Hearing her doubts, Xiao Xiaoyan's smile suddenly stopped.So he turned around and turned his back to her, "Look at me more, won't you?"

Is it not good?what's wrong?

That's right, she forgot, they...are going to separate...

"I'm going out first, come out as soon as you get dressed."

Looking at Xiao Xiaoyan's leaving back, her heart was stirred up again.If...she wasn't drunk yesterday, if...she didn't have a nosebleed, then would she...would really...do that to her?After thinking for a long time, she sighed.

Without Ruo, the answer... What's the difference?

It took some time to get myself together before going to her.When she arrived at the lobby, she saw her with her back to her, wearing a black satin gown with a few noble lotus flowers embroidered on the outside of the gown. Put it on the back and stand there straight, like a handsome young man.

"coming?"

She raised her eyebrows, showing a little more free and easy air.

So she nodded, but she was a little puzzled that she was dressed like this.

"The national teacher said, you said that two people go out for a date, and that this is often done between lovers, so..." She was a little embarrassed, it was the first time for her to wear men's clothes, but men's clothes are much more convenient Now, at least, no one knows who she is, and won't worry about those tricksters.

ah?Oh~ This is Li Qi's answer, but he slandered the national teacher in his heart, so mind your own business.

"Let's go out and have breakfast first."

Xiao Xiaoyan stretched out her hand casually. Her appearance was so beautiful that Li Qi's heart moved, and with a hmm, she stretched out her hand, held it tightly, and interlocked her fingers...

Two men are holding hands and walking down the street, the rate of turning heads is naturally high.Especially Xiao Xiaoyan's men's clothing is so handsome that everyone, regardless of gender, is attracted to it.Even if my wife changes gender, her radiance is so great that it bothers Li Qi.

You are all men, you are still so naked, do you still have humanity?Hey, the one next to you, pay attention to your poop, it's all dripping on your clothes, isn't it disgusting?Hey, big sister, can your eyes not be so naked, do you want to see QIANGJIAN?

"Look, Duanxiu! Tell me, which one is attacking and which one is receiving?"

"Stupid, it's so obvious. The short and ugly one is Shou, and the particularly handsome and tall one is obviously Gong."

"Wow, that Gong looks so handsome, but it's a pity that it's a bit of a waste, it's a bit wasteful."

Li Qi... speechless...

After some twists and turns, the two finally arrived at the restaurant and found a private room, which was the only way to isolate the voices of those discussions.As soon as he sat down, Li Qi breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that it is not appropriate to go out, so let's change back to women's clothes...

Seeing Li Qi's appearance, the smile on Xiao Xiaoyan's face never diminished. At first Li Qi looked pleasing to the eye, but now the more she looked at it, the more unhappy she became, so she took her hand and bit her mouth.Xiao Xiaoyan raised her eyebrows, biting again?

"Why do you say you are so seductive? If you look ugly, you will die?"

She curled her lips, this is what happens to someone with good looks.

Xiao Xiaoyan imitated her shrugging and spread her hands,

"I don't mind, anyway, you have a way, don't you?"

Uh... Li Qi drank water silently.She has a way to make a person ugly, but is she willing?

Looking out of the window, I suddenly remembered that when I first traveled here, I was sitting here drinking tea and listening to the gossip of the person opposite her.At that time, she was thinking, like that kind of person, she will probably never have anything to do with her in this life, who knows that one day, they will be together, it really is fate...

"What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Xiaoyan was puzzled and asked.

Heh, Li Qi propped his chin with his hands and looked out of the window.

"Do you know what kind of impression I had on you when I first heard about you in this restaurant?"

oh?Xiao Xiaoyan became interested, pursed her lips, and waited for her next sentence.

"I was thinking at the time, how can there be such a good woman in this world, but they are all exaggerated. If there are, they are not human. So, I was speculating at the time that the real you must be the opposite of what you said .You are not a fairy, but a... demon..."

He froze for a moment, then smiled,

"So, as you thought?"

Li Qi touched his chin,

"Well, as I thought!"

"Then...do you regret it?"

Falling in love with a demon, do you... regret it?

"Never!"

However, Li Qi didn't finish her sentence. Her next sentence was:

So what if she regrets, can she escape her fate?And she doesn't want to escape this fate...