please keep me quiet dude

After traveling on the road for several days and eating cold steamed buns for several days in a row, the group finally found an inn to live in.Holding her house card, Hou Jing felt the urge to burst into tears. She looked at the house card with hope, and was already in the happy scene of YY rolling around on the bed with the quilt in her arms.

Looking at Hou Jing's appearance, Xiao Ling felt strange. A big man was about to cry when he saw the house card. What's so good about the house card?

"I said, is there something wrong with your son?"

Xiao Xiazi blushed, grabbed her fingers, and thought about adjectives for a long time.

"This... my young master has always been elusive... elusive..."

Xiao Ling was thoughtful, and nodded as if he understood.

"I see. Your young master has been out of his mind for many years."

After Xiaoling finished speaking, Xiao Xiazi blushed even more, looked at Xiaoling, and wanted to raise his head to explain that his young master's mind is good, but he didn't know how to explain it, so he could only continue to hold his fingers and bow his head.

It's not that Hou Jing didn't hear the conversation between Xiao Ling and Xiao Xiazi, but he didn't bother to explain. At most, he gave the two of them a few blank glances, and shook his head at Xiao Xiazi very disappointed.It's not easy to raise a servant, it's fine if you fantasize every day that you want to take his body, and you can't maintain the glorious image of his master, that is, yourself, it's useless~ Arrange the accommodation, and the next thing is to eat, Hou Jing naturally didn't Sit with Xiao Xiaoyan, otherwise, she is afraid that she has been killed countless times by other people's eyes before she has eaten.But this is also good, Hou Jing looked at the meat on his table, and then looked at Xiao Xiaoyan's few dishes of porridge and side dishes, and sighed incomparably.

Then look at Xiao Xiaoyan's eating movements, the arc of her mouth opening, and then look at the chicken legs that have been gnawed bare in her hand, and the horrible table, and sigh again.It's not a family, and I don't want to enter a family. I hope she and that woman Xiao Xiaoyan won't get together in the future.

"If you want to say which beauty in Xijing Kingdom is unparalleled in the world, I don't need to say. Everyone in Xijing Kingdom knows that it is Xiao Xiaoyan. Although no one has really seen her appearance, but, I heard that she was shocked. The beauty of heaven and man is so beautiful that it looks like a fairy, but I'm afraid even a fairy is not enough to describe it."

"That's right, in the Xijing Kingdom, there is no lady of the family who can compare to her. I heard that her temperament is also very good, she can be called perfect. If I can see her once in this life, it will be worth dying now. "

"Haha, this is called death under the peony flower. Is it romantic to be a ghost?"

Some good people at the next table suddenly chatted about Xiao Xiaoyan, the voice was very loud, Hou Jing pouted, as Xiao Xiaoyan's fiancé, she had no objection at all.Anyway, she was used to it, and her ears were calloused when she heard other people's comments.

But when talking about Xiao Xiaoyan's character, Hou Jing recalled her killing and dismembering her body, her cold tone of voice, combined with the rumors, she suddenly wanted to laugh.This is a fairy?This is called temperament is also very good?

I have never seen such a bloodthirsty fairy, nor have I seen such a good-natured fairy who will kill and dismember...

"Master, you...are you..."

Xiao Xiazi looked at Hou Jing, then at Xiao Xiaoyan not far away, as if she understood something, but hesitated to say anything.

"Say something quickly, let your fart go!" Hou Jing glared at her, threw away the chicken bone, and wiped her hands, but she didn't expect anything good from her servant.

"Master, do you... like... Miss Xiao..."

Hou Jing paused while eating, and in an instant, she found a sad fact that her throat was stuck...

"Cough, cough, water... water... water! Give it to me!"

Xiao Xiazi was so frightened that he quickly poured a cup of tea for Hou Jing. Looking at Hou Jing's blue face, he was extremely guilty, but he had already decided in his heart that the young master really liked Miss Xiao, and he was so excited about it.

"Master, I'm sorry..."

Hou Jing glared at him several times,

"Xiao Xiazi, I will trouble you in the future, don't mention that woman in front of me, okay? Also, which one of your eyes do you think I am interested in that woman? Your young master, I am so tasteless to fall in love with that woman?"

Xiao Xiazi blushed, pointed at her finger, corrected Hou Jing and said,

"Young master, although I don't read much, I know the truth. She has a crush on you, so she has no taste..."

Hou Jing suddenly felt angry, and felt like he was about to die of anger...

"Hahahahahaha..." Xiaoling at the next table suddenly laughed, and turned to look at Hou Jing, gloating, with a look in his eyes, you are so pitiful.

Hou Jing's old face suddenly turned red, and she suddenly remembered that Xiao Xiaoyan and the others had practiced, and their listening skills should be better than ordinary people, so what she said just now must have been heard.It was embarrassing to be bumped into such an embarrassing scene, but she could only stare at her several times, she could not bear the words of a gentleman!Then she turned around and stomped Xiao Xiazi hard.

Young master~~~~Xiao Xiazi looked at her with tears in her eyes,

Hou Jing lowered her head to eat and decided to ignore him. She planned to fall on the bed and sleep after eating. If she didn't see anything, if she stayed any longer, she would be pissed off sooner or later.

"Master, Master..."

Hou Jing went straight to the room after dinner, Xiao Xiazi chased after her.

"Before dawn tomorrow, don't let me see you again!" He slammed the door and locked it, then fell back and fell asleep.

During this period, Hou Jing had a strange dream. She dreamed that she and Xiao Xiaoyan got married and gave birth to a bunch of children. She peed on her body, and she wanted to get angry, but the child's face turned into a horrible grimace, and he opened his mouth to eat her, and she woke up from the dream in fright.

She comforted herself in shock. She used to sleep well, but since Xiao Xiaoyan came out, she found that her nightmares were not only frequent, but also a little too frequent. Xiao Xiaoyan, that terrifying woman...

In order to make himself forget about that horrible dream, Hou Jing decided to get up in the middle of the night to watch the moon and relax.But before relaxing, she secretly stole a cucumber from the kitchen and ate it.Then close the door, open the window, and enjoy the moon while eating cucumbers.

The night was very quiet, Hou Jing could only hear the sound of himself gnawing a cucumber, and suddenly felt that his mood had calmed down.

"Amitabha, surnamed Xiao, I beg you, don't run away and trouble me in your dreams, okay? I have a bad heart, and I can't stand your troubles." Hou Jing originally said this to God said it, but when she finished speaking, she found that Xiao Xiaoyan was standing on the tree in front of her window, staring at herself without blinking.

what……

When the cucumber fell to the ground, Hou Jing was so frightened that her little heart jumped up and down.

"Am I scary?"

Xiao Xiaoyan was talking on the tree, and Hou Jing opened her eyes to make sure that what she saw was not a ghost.She also had the nerve to ask herself if it was scary?I said Beauty Xiao, do you think people who wander up trees at night are scary?

"Why did you appear on the tree in front of my window?"

Xiao Xiaoyan leaned against the tree, looked around,

"Can't sleep, relax."

Hou Jing paused, so what?Miss Xiao, what does your inability to sleep have to do with appearing at my window?Could it be that you just like to run out and scare people when you are free and having fun?

"Then what are you doing?"

Hou Jing found that Xiao Xiaoyan seemed to talk more at night than during the day, Hou Jing didn't even think about it, and replied with two words, "Appreciate the moon."

"Appreciate the moon?" Xiao Xiaoyan sounded like she was questioning, she looked up at the moonless sky, is this called appreciating the moon?

Seeing Xiao Xiaoyan's questioning, Hou Jing said angrily,

"You are allowed to run out at night to scare people, and I am not allowed to come out to enjoy the moon when there is no moon?"

If it wasn't for her, would he be so convulsed that he couldn't fall asleep, and then he would feel restless?You are the culprit!

"I didn't scare you."

Xiao Xiaoyan had a smile on her lips, she seemed to be in a good mood, Hou Jing felt that this must be attributed to herself.But forget it, as the saying goes, the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet high, she must not be able to fight this woman, she might as well give up struggling.

"From what you said before, it seems that you are very dissatisfied with me~" Xiao Xiaoyan said thoughtfully.

Hou Jing rolled her eyes in her heart, it turns out that you also know that I am dissatisfied with you~ Then she shook her head and answered two words with a mixed heart, no.

"Really do not have?"

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. Do you have to force me to say that I am willing to have you?" Hou Jing gritted her teeth and said, but Xiao Xiaoyan smiled, and before disappearing from Hou Jing's sight with light work, she looked at her and said two words, "No .”

Hou Jing was left with black lines all over her face, and Xiao Xiaoyan was really annoying...

So the next day, Hou Jing appeared in front of everyone with dark circles under her eyes.

"I said, Mr. Hou, what did you do last night? Looking at your eyes, you must have done something wrong, right?" Xiao Ling's poisonous tongue was as usual. Hou Jing now felt that he was invulnerable to all poisons. One trick is needed, which is to respond to all changes with the same and ignore them.

"Master~ Are you still angry with me, and I am too...to be honest..." Xiao Xiazi's words almost made Hou Jing spit blood on his face, well, he will be personally attacked early in the morning, and this year is not good , should not go out!

After a depressing breakfast, the group planned to set off again.Before setting off, Hou Jing asked the shopkeeper, and was even more depressed when he learned that Linxiang Academy was still some time away, and it would take several days to pass through the next inn.

Thinking of eating steamed buns for several more days, Hou Jing felt his face turn blue.Xiao Xiaoyan is okay, at least the people around her and herself are people who know martial arts, so it is not difficult to catch wild birds and beasts, but what about them?

"Young...Master, why...you...looking at me like this, I...I feel panic..."

Xiao Xiazi was a little terrified by Hou Jing's resentful eyes, he always felt that his young master was going to eat him, he seemed to have offended his young master, what should I do?

Forget it, this is life...

Hou Jing sighed, resigned to her fate and prepared dry food, looked at Xiao Xiaoyan who was walking in front of her, she always had a feeling that the real tragedy of her was still behind, and now she was just heading towards tragedy, not even an appetizer , this tragic life...

The carriage slowly set sail, Hou Jing opened the curtain, coincidentally, Xiao Xiaoyan also opened the curtain, the eyes of the two met together, and then Hou Jing immediately put down the curtain like a hot potato, and the little boy was still jumping. with.

"Master, what did you see, afraid of becoming like that?" Xiao Xiazi looked puzzled, Hou Jing cleared his throat, "Tiger!"

"Tiger? Are there any tigers here?" Speaking of tigers, Xiao Xiazi's expression changed, and he looked around, feeling very frightened. Hou Jing covered his forehead.

"I'm just a metaphor. Don't you know that tiger has another meaning, which refers to women?"

woman?Xiao Xiazi tilted his head in confusion and thought for a long time, why did he compare women to tigers?Women are not scary, are they?Xiao Xiazi thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out why the tiger pointed at the woman.And Hou Jing, looking at his incomprehensible appearance, shook his head.

You are still young and ignorant, I don't blame you...