Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

The next day, Qiao Luoyan woke up with a hangover and only felt a terrible headache, as if someone had hit him with a stick a few times.When I opened my eyes, I found that the ceiling was rotating 360 degrees. In order to prevent getting dizzy, I had no choice but to close my eyes again.Qiao Luoyan himself doesn't even know how good his drinking capacity is. In his memory, he has never been drunk at all. At most, he was a little bit swaying. When he woke up the next day, nothing happened. It seemed that he drank a lot yesterday. .I forgot how I got back to the dormitory...

"What time is it now..." Qiao Luoyan lay on the bed and yelled at Zhang Jinyu who was playing a game opposite.

"The beginning of the 21st century." The person who slept on the bed opposite Qiao Luoyan turned over and muttered.

"Are you fucking sick? I'll ask you how many minutes." Qiao Luoyan felt a little uncomfortable, got up abruptly, and fell back on the bed because of a headache, "Old Zhou, are you still alive?"

Lao Zhou is one of Qiao Luoyan's mysterious roommates who left the group. His full name is Zhou Ming. He moved out of the dormitory after dating a mysterious girl in his sophomore year. Except for class, Qiao Luoyan rarely met him in other places. Recently, It seems that I seldom come to class.

"Can I have a nice word, early in the morning..." Lao Zhou, who was diagonally opposite the bed, got up, pinched his hot phone, and was about to get out of bed to charge it.

"Come on, it's still early in the morning..." Zhang Jinyu glanced at the screen, "It's already 01:30."

"Fuck, I missed lunch time again..." Lao Zhou slowly charged up his phone, and continued to sit beside him and play with his phone.

"Can you have a normal routine?" Qiao Luoyan rubbed his temples, his dizziness didn't seem to be relieved, he turned around and pointed at Zhang Jinyu: "You can have so much fun playing minesweeper that you forgot to eat lunch?"

"This is not minesweeper! This is an upgraded version of minesweeper!" Zhang Jinyu roared.

"Isn't that still a minesweeper? It's like, a chick grows up for a few months and becomes a hen that lays eggs. Isn't it still a fucking chicken!"

Zhang Jinyu glared at Qiao Luoyan, and decided not to talk to him anymore.

Qiao Luoyan was about to touch his pants, but found that what he touched was his own smooth thigh, and excitedly lifted the quilt, "Damn it, why am I only wearing a pair of underwear..."

"Yesterday, a junior, a pretty handsome one, sent you back and waited on you all the way."

"Huh?" Qiao Luoyan tried hard to recall, the memory of yesterday seemed to be that he was called by Lu Xiao to sing a song and then started to play with the sieve, and then?And then it's gone.

This child, it's not in vain to love him, I feel very happy.

"goldfish……"

"It's not goldfish, it's Jinyu."

"Aren't the pronunciations the same? How do you know I'm calling Jinyu instead of Jinyu?"

"'Yu' has two tones, and 'Yu' has three tones." Zhang Jinyu said solemnly.

Qiao Luoyan covered his mouth and smiled, "Okay, okay, don't worry about this problem anymore, are you hungry?"

"A little..." Zhang Jinyu returned to the posture of playing minesweeper, shouting that he was hungry but honestly didn't want to move.

"I'm hungry too..." The non-existent Lao Zhou also said leisurely.

"Fuck, your sense of existence is too low, I almost forgot you are in this room." Qiao Luoyan glanced at Zhou Yiming, "Why did you go back to the dormitory?"

"..."

"Break up with girlfriend? Kicked out of the nest of love?"

"more or less."

"It's so pitiful, brother, come and give you a loving hug to comfort and comfort you."

"Damn it." Lao Zhou lifted Qiao Luoyan who was about to pounce on him, got up and began to change clothes.

Qiao Luoyan was bored, and ran over to poke Zhang Jinyu who was sitting on the chair, "Go to the cafeteria."

"It's hard to go."

"I'm hungry."

"go alone."

"I'm not hungover."

"..."

"..."

The two argued for a long time, and they didn't figure out who was going until Lao Zhou changed his clothes.

Lao Zhou said, "I'm going out, do I want to bring it for you?"

"Come on, once you go out, you don't know how long you will be missing. When you bring back the food, Luo Yan and I will be starved to death."

"No, I'll be back at night at most, don't I have nowhere to go now?"

"Fuck your grandma, tonight! Come back tonight and wait for my body to be collected!" Qiao Luoyan jumped up from the stool excitedly.

"I said 'most'!" Lao Zhou explained palely.

"Come on, let's go, I'll go later." It seemed that Zhang Jinyu finally compromised, got up and picked out a jacket and put it on over the pajamas, and then wiped his face with some cold water, but the towel was useless.With the meal card in hand, he left the dormitory.

Qiao Luoyan climbed back on the bed and tossed a few more times. He wanted to take another nap and eat directly when Zhang Jinyu came back, but he was so hungry that he lost sleepiness at all.Simply get up and wash your face with cold water, then drink some hot water.After feeling that his head didn't hurt as much as before, he stretched his waist, slowly started the computer and started the game.

Today is Sunday, most people in the gang are online, and everyone seems to be discussing yesterday's gang gathering.

[Guild] Boom-Boom: I've always imagined that each other is a transvestite!

[Guild] Mingyue Zhaoren: In fact, each other is quite handsome!Singing is also good!I almost fell in love with him!

[Guild] Gentle and big general attack: In fact, Xiao Liuer is also quite handsome!But because he asked me whether I was an adult, my favorability for him was greatly reduced!

[Guild] Xiaoliu'er: Sorry, you and your name are a bit extreme...

[Guild] Gentle general attack: Don't judge people by their appearance!

[Guild] Mengmian Shushu: For those who didn’t go yesterday, can you ask for a photo weakly?

[Guild] Mingyue Zhaoren: I sent you a private chat, I took a lot of sneak shots yesterday!Especially the oaths from various angles!

[Guild] Sea Oath: Cough cough...

[Guild] Mingyue Zhaoren: Look, our most handsome MT is here!

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[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Senior, do you have a headache?

[Private Chat] Eachother: Fortunately, my stomach hurts even more.

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: You won't drink into stomach bleeding, right...

[Private Chat] Haiyan: Get out, I have stomach bleeding and I will be in the hospital soon!

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: Then why do you have a stomachache?

[Private chat] Sea oath: Hungry

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Let me bring you something to eat and go to your dormitory

[Private Chat] Eachother: No, I bought the goldfish

[Private Chat] Little Six: Oh

[Private Chat] Little Liuer: Senior, thank you yesterday

[Private chat] Sea oath: I still thank you, send me to the dormitory and...

I stripped my clothes and left only a pair of underwear.

Of course, Qiao Luoyan was embarrassed to say the second half of the sentence.

[Private chat] Xiaoliuer: Hehe

[Private chat] Sea oath: I didn't hurt you in vain

[Private Chat] Little Six: ...

[Private chat] Sea oath: Be good daughter, give me a kiss╭(╯3╰)╮

Every time Qiao Luoyan wanted to take advantage of Lu Xiao, Lu Xiao would choose to twitch his mouth and ignore him.If you are in a bad mood, you will add a sentence of "get out".

However, Lu Xiao found that he never seemed to be in a bad mood when facing Qiao Luoyan.

The bedroom door was opened, and Qiao Luoyan smelled his favorite shredded pork with green peppers. He threw the mouse happily and ran towards Zhang Jinyu, almost getting a bear hug.

"Honey, I love you..." Quickly took the fried rice, took two bites: "...the fried rice."

Zhang Jinyu gave him a blank look, sat back on his seat, and was about to continue playing with the mines that he hadn't finished sweeping just now, but when he sat down, his hand shook, and the mouse directly clicked on the bomb.Zhang Jinyu closed the page angrily, turned to Qiao Luoyan and said, "Let's watch a horror movie together."

"If you want to watch porn, you can ask me to come with you."

Zhang Jinyu despised Qiao Luoyan a thousand times in his heart, and then slowly found a horror movie that he found on the Internet two days ago, which is said to make nine out of ten people cry in fright.

After Qiao Luoyan finished eating a box of fried rice with lightning speed, he happily joined the team when he saw the news of Humhenghahe sending out a team to brush dungeons.

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