Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

The busy and fucking day was finally over. After returning to the dormitory, he took a cold shower and lay down on the bed in a daze.Qiao Luoyan felt his head was a little swollen, and the sun in September was still a bit poisonous, probably because he had been in the sun for a long time.I have to say that today was a bit unlucky. After Lu Xiao, I received two new students, and they were all juniors!

Qiao Luoyan is not a person who drools when he sees a beautiful junior girl, but when he sees the bastards who received the freshmen with him while leading the junior girl and throwing provocative glances at him, he wants to stomp his feet in anger .

As soon as he thought of getting angry, his roommate Zhang Jinyu came back humming a cheerful little tune.

"Yo? Why did Luo Yan come back so early?" Zhang Jinyu is also a member of the student union, and now he just returned to his dormitory after sending the last freshman to the dormitory.

"I've got heat stroke." Qiao Luoyan said angrily.

"Today I saw a school girl from the accounting school..." As soon as the school girl I met today was mentioned, Zhang Jinyu's face covered with large and small pimples began to overflow with peach blossoms.

"Why do you want to chase her?" Qiao Luoyan snorted contemptuously.

"Hey, the stalker asked for a number, take your time. By the way, did you see the school girl you like today?"

"No, they are all juniors."

"Pfft..." Zhang Jinyu was stunned for a moment, and then he understood Qiao Luoyan's failure in expressiveness, and then laughed, "I see that you have been receiving juniors all morning, so you don't know..."

Before he could finish speaking, Qiao Luoyan hit him on the head with a pillow, "You think I think so!!!"

Zhang Jinyu returned the pillow to him with a smile, and said, "Isn't there another day tomorrow? Keep up the good work! Keep up the good work!"

Pick up your sister!

"Blu, Bru..." Qiao Luoyan's unique cell phone rang, Wuxin bickered with Zhang Jinyu again, and quickly pressed the answer button.

"Hello, Luo Yan?"

"Sister, what are your orders?" Hearing Han Sheng's voice, Qiao Luoyan's voice dropped eight degrees instantly.

"Why are you acting like a dog?"

I don't look like a dog, so maybe you'll come up with some tricks to torture me later!

Even though Qiao Luoyan was thinking like this, he didn't dare to say it, he could only laugh dryly twice.

"Get on the game and help me with the mission."

"Senior sister, I have a heat stroke today, and I don't want to play games..." She still coughed twice as she spoke.

"Isn't it? It seems a little hot today, thank you for your hard work." Han Sheng's tone was much milder, and he also revealed a lot of worry.

"It's not hard, it's not hard..." Qiao Luoyan twitched the corners of his mouth. He didn't expect Han Sheng to be so easy to deceive, and now he felt a little bit uneasy.

"Then you have a good rest, don't use it to receive new students tomorrow."

Fuck, I didn't expect that I could escape tomorrow's exposure by just saying a word. Now that I think about it, although my senior sister usually treats me a little fiercely, she is not a bad person, and occasionally she will help me a lot Busy, thinking about it, I began to blame myself for cheating my senior.

Qiao Luoyan is such a lowly person, when others treat him so much that he thinks there is nothing wrong with it, he will wag his tail to please others, and if others suddenly treat him better, he will be entangled in all kinds of uneasiness.

"Okay, okay, thank you, senior. I'm going to play the game now to help you with the mission."

"Aren't you sick?"

"I'm even more uncomfortable if I don't help you with the task." After saying that, he hung up the phone, turned over and jumped off the upper bunk, landing on one foot, without any sign of heat stroke.

Facing Qiao Luoyan's bed-hopping behavior, Zhang Jinyu had long been familiar with it, so he went out calmly, and asked Qiao Luoyan if he needed to pack some dinner.

The full name of the online game Qiao Luoyan played was [Blade Island Online].When Qiao Luoyan saw the name of the game for the first time, he smiled at the computer screen for 3 minutes.

Blade Island?Bitch Island?People will ask you when you go out in the future, are you a slut player?This is not self-defeating.

Qiao Luoyan's professional classes in the next semester of his sophomore year are really pitifully few, and he lived in a luxurious four-person room, so there were not many people in the dormitory, and the other two roommates disappeared after class and never came back to bed at night. Zhang Jinyu and Qiao Luoyan stare at each other most of the time in the dormitory.Qiao Luoyan is a very noisy person, unlike Zhang Jinyu who can read some books and movies, or spend half a day sweeping mines.Finally, when Qiao Luoyan was about to get bored and moldy, he saw the news that Sword Blade Island had started the public beta. In order to publicize, there were various welfare benefits for players who participated in the public beta, so Qiao Luoyan embarked on a self-defeating road of no return.

Fortunately, the game design is pretty good, and it didn't disappoint him. It's worth the blackmail.

After Qiao Luoyan overcame obstacles from the "campus network" to download and install Sword Blade Island, he clicked on the game icon and was taken aback by the gorgeous picture.

Although the name of this game is a bit cheap, the graphics are really good.

Next is to choose the region of the game.

The areas of Blade Island are all named after swords.

Duwei Sword, Moye Sword, Dingguo Sword, Liuguang Sword...these are the first-class and famous swords in ancient times. A few days later, Qiao Luoyan found out that the area he had chosen was called "Drunken Sword".

After Qiao Luoyan knew the truth, it was too late to chop off his hands.

From then on, Qiao Luoyan went further and further on the road of self-deception.

Qiao Luoyan met Han Sheng in the game. At that time, seeing the female priest with such a beautiful name "Shili Shengge" on her head, she began to pester her and insisted on forming a team with her. Han Sheng also worried about her own PK During the battle, they lacked a meat shield, so they formed a pair with this female mech warrior named "Oath of Sea".

Don't ask me why I am a [female] mech warrior, this is also one of the reasons why Qiao Luoyan wanted to chop her hands.

Later, Qiao Luoyan, who had been working together for two months, knew that Shili Shengge was also a student of Zhengda University, and happily asked him to meet him. Han Sheng also wanted to meet this person who had been with him for so long, so the two made an appointment at the school's second class. Canteen meet.

Their password is to carry the biochemical weapon Wowotou in the No. [-] canteen in their left hand, and cucumber juice, a chemical weapon that is not inferior to concentrated sulfuric acid, in their right hand.

In the eyes of Zhengde students, most people who go to the second canteen to eat are abnormal. Those who go to the second canteen and still eat corned buns are probably lunatics. Suicide!

So when Qiao Luoyan was standing at the entrance of the second cafeteria with a corned bun in his left hand and cucumber juice in his right, all the passing students shook their heads regretfully, thinking how could such a good-looking handsome guy be so hard to think about.

When Han Sheng saw Qiao Luoyan who had been standing at the door of the second canteen for a long time, he threw the biochemical weapon at Qiao Luoyan's face without thinking.

Qiao Luoyan covered his face and yelled in pain: "It's over, it's over!! It's disfigured! The nose was smashed flat!!" While shouting, he still believed that Han Sheng didn't splash the cucumber juice on his face, otherwise It's not as simple as a broken nose.

"You...you...how are you a man!!!"

"I...I...Why can't I be a man!"

"You are obviously a woman!"

"Which of your eyes saw that I was a woman!"

Han Sheng thought about it, and he was right, they never seemed to discuss gender issues in the game.Just because Qiao Luoyan plays a female number, Qiao Luoyan has automatically and subtly transformed into a girl.

"You pervert! Shemale!"

"If I play a solo account, I'm a shemale?"

"If you don't have a transvestite heart, how can you play transvestite number!"

"I..." What she said was so reasonable that she couldn't refute it.

"I just said how could a girl be willing to be an MT." Han Sheng muttered in a low voice. Fortunately, she was also an open-minded person. After getting angry for a while, she dragged Qiao Luoyan into the second canteen.

In fact, Han Sheng met Qiao Luoyan when he was a sophomore in college, but he didn't have much social contact.At that time, Qiao Luoyan's first impression of Han Sheng was that he was a handsome junior, but... after this incident, Qiao Luoyan's image in Han Sheng's heart was completely reduced to a cheap bastard.

The author has something to say: In fact, the prototype of the ringtone of Qiao Luoyan's "Blue Blue..." is the sound of the phone bug of One Piece 23333

I also use this as a ringtone haha!