Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

After eating the mutton, Qiao Luoyan swayed back to the dormitory slowly with his stomach outstretched.When I got to the corridor, I saw that the lights in my dormitory were actually on, and I was not the first one to go back to the dormitory today. Hey, the sun really came out from the west.

As soon as he opened the dormitory door, he saw Zhang Jinyu nestling in front of his bed, still playing the boring game of minesweeping. He had been in love for so long, but his boring nature couldn't be shaken by lightning.

"Where did you go fooling around all day? You came back so late!" Seeing Qiao Luoyan's return, Zhang Jinyu immediately put on the expression of an abandoned woman who stayed alone all night.

"You still have the nerve to call me!?" Qiao Luoyan retorted, "You bastard who forgets friends after seeing sex, since you fell in love with that elementary school girl from the accounting school, I can't see you anymore!"

"..." Just such a sentence, Zhang Jinyu was powerless to refute.

In fact, Qiao Luoyan was just talking casually. In his opinion, it is perfectly normal for a man in a passionate relationship to ignore his brothers and women to ignore his girlfriends.

Unexpectedly, the guilty Zhang Jinyu didn't think so. Ever since Qiao Luoyan returned to the dormitory, he followed Qiao Luoyan's buttocks, watching him change his clothes and wash, and still didn't look away.

Qiao Luoyan felt a little nervous when he was looked at. After sitting down on the stool, he said earnestly: "Why are you staring at me like this? Did you quarrel with that elementary school girl? It's not a good idea to stare at me after a quarrel. Boy, you have to take the initiative to apologize, won't it be over if you buy some small gifts and watch a movie?"

"Luo Yan..." Zhang Jinyu said, "Are you in love?"

What?Qiao Luoyan felt that he couldn't keep up with Zhang Jinyu's turning point, "I'm talking about you and Chen Linlin!"

"Oh, I'm on good terms with her. If she's not feeling well today, let her go back to the dormitory... Are you in a relationship?"

"By the way, did you come back so early for dinner?"

"Eat. Are you in a relationship?"

"The hot-boiled mutton that I ate at the restaurant not far from the school gate just now tastes good and the price is cheap. Next time, you can take Chen Linlin to try it."

"We ate there two days ago, and it was pretty good. Are you in a relationship?"

"..."

Qiao Luoyan admired Zhang Jinyu's unyielding spirit, and Zhang Jinyu abruptly caught him back after changing the subject several times.

Finally, Qiao Luoyan slapped the table and said sternly, "No!"

"Really not!!?" Zhang Jinyu's eyes lit up.

Qiao Luoyan twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that you want to laugh at me as a single dog, right?

"Linlin asked me to introduce a boyfriend to her roommate and best friend. The girl is beautiful and naturally tall. She must be over 1.8 meters tall with no less than six packs of abdominal muscles. She looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro and has a strong family background. Yes. People are patient, gentle and considerate, not frizzy... Tell me, who else is suitable for you among the buddies I know?"

"Tch... for a long time, do you want to introduce a girlfriend to me?"

"Nonsense, otherwise what's the matter." Zhang Jinyu wondered, "Do you want to try?"

"Try your sister. Except for the first two conditions that girl said, which other conditions can I meet?" Qiao Luoyan refused. In his opinion, a woman who made so many unreasonable demands must be a very difficult daughter of everyone.

"You really don't understand girls' minds. Even though they say that, as long as someone really calls, any conditions are just floating clouds." Zhang Jinyu continued to talk about the matchmaker. If he didn't convince Qiao Luoyan, he would be killed tomorrow. Chen Linlin gave a lesson.

"Okay, okay!" Qiao Luoyan hurriedly stopped, and decided to implement a strategy of delaying the attack, "I'll think about it."

"Don't think about it, that girl is really beautiful. When you think about it, the girl has been abducted by others. Originally, there were few girls in our engineering school."

"Then go out and run, the girls over there look like wolves who have been starving for days when they see the guy."

Later Zhang Jinyu dragged Qiao Luoyan to do ideological work for a long time, Zhang Jinyu was about to blow that girl into the sky, but in the end Qiao Luoyan still didn't let go, just said, think about it.

Zhang Jinyu is in a hurry, how long are you thinking about taking the exam! ?If you think about it for a long time, I am the one who suffers.

The two fought like this for a long time, and Qiao Luoyan received a text message from Lu Xiao, reminding him that it was time to use medicine and alcohol again, so he realized that it was already 11:30.

However, Zhou Yiming has not come back yet.

Qiao Luoyan was a little puzzled. Since Zhou Yiming moved back to the dormitory last semester, although it was still difficult to see the shadow of the individual, the incident of staying up late at night no longer happened. It was already 11:30, but there was still no movement.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to mind, thinking of the call Zhou Yiming received at noon today, Zhou Yiming defaulted to the call from his ex-boyfriend, the key is that Zhou Yiming was a little excited when he answered the phone, and it seemed that he had made an appointment to meet for the last time to make a break.In case Zhou Yiming's ex-boyfriend didn't like it, he broke up like this, and then forced Lao Zhou to do something...

Qiao Luoyan suddenly felt his head start to explode, and a few words began to play back in his mind, Zhou Yiming was raped by his ex-boyfriend!As for the strong picture, Qiao Luoyan didn't dare to imagine it, and he didn't have the experience to use it as a reference.

"Ah!!" Qiao Luoyan shook his head, getting these discordant images out of his mind, and called Zhou Yiming with trembling hands.

The phone rang...

Actually, maybe Zhou Yiming went to a friend's house...

The phone rang twice...

Probably, maybe Zhou Yiming was forced to jump off a building by her ex-boyfriend...

The phone rang three times...

Perhaps, it is possible that Zhou Ming had a car accident...

……

……

In the end, the phone rang eight times, and Qiao Luoyan rang in his mind eight possible outcomes that might happen to Zhou Yiming.

At the ninth sound, when Qiao Luoyan was about to hang up the phone, someone finally answered the phone.

"Old Zhou, where did you die? Didn't you go back to the dormitory? Don't go back to the dormitory to say something, it made me and Jinyu so worried! Did you get raped by your ex? Did you get into a car accident? Or did you break up and plan to jump off the building?" Already? Or..." Before the voice on the phone could be heard, Qiao Luoyan began to talk in a clattering voice.

"Luo Yan, it's me."

"You are..." The voice on the other end of the phone was much lower than Zhou Yiming's voice, and there was an evil spirit, "Brother Qian!?"

"Ah."

"Why is Lao Zhou's phone with you!!" You won't do anything to him, will you?

"Others are here with me." Qian Xun paused, and added, "Drunk at the bar."

You wouldn't have done something to him!

It's over, the two gay guys get together, and something will happen.

Qiao Luoyan exclaimed in his heart, but there was also a hint of joy to himself.

If Zhou Yiming and Qian Fun really have something, then everyone will be happy.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to him."

Hearing what Qian Yan said, Qiao Luoyan almost bit his own tongue.

"I like you, and I won't mess around with others."

Qiao Luoyan slapped himself, and the joy in his heart disappeared in an instant.

"Oh hehe... That's a good thing, you take good care of him." Qiao Luoyan smiled awkwardly.

"Luo Yan, you care so much about Zhou Yiming, you treat him...?"

"I'm just out of concern among friends! Brother Qian is a very nice guy, and his character is absolutely guaranteed. You can try it with him. He just broke up with him recently and his feelings are empty. If you take advantage of it, everyone will be fine."

"You think I like even a man? I said, I like you." Qian Xun's tone was a little scary, and the hostility came to Qiao Luoyan's ears through the phone, which made him tremble.

"Brother Qian, I'm straight! There's no point in going on like this!"

"I don't believe it, you just haven't faced up to your own sexuality." Qian Xun was still persistent.

"You... I... I'll bring you my girlfriend some other day! Let's see if you still believe it!"

"You have a girlfriend!?"

"No! But there will be soon."

After finishing speaking, Qiao Luoyan hung up the phone angrily.

I was angry for 3 minutes before I remembered that I just let out a sentence like this!Where can I find a girlfriend! !

When Qiao Luoyan called, Zhang Jinyu kept listening with his ears up.Although she didn't know what Qian Yan said, Qiao Luoyan could still hear the last two sentences clearly.

Zhang Jinyu's happy eyes began to sparkle, "Luo Yan, don't worry, Linlin's best friend is your girlfriend right away!"

"No, am I being unfair to other girls?"

"What's so unfair!! You all get what you need."

Seeing that Qiao Luoyan still didn't let go, Zhang Jinyu directly used his nirvana, plopped on Qiao Luoyan's back and cried, "Luoyan, why don't you come with me to meet that girl, Linlin will definitely I’m angry with me, and I’ll definitely scold me for not doing enough, and maybe breaking up with me at that time!!! Luo Yan, buddy, is it easy for me to chase after me to my girlfriend!? Just ask you to meet For a moment, if you really want to do something with her, can't you just do your buddy a favor!?..."

Zhang Jinyu's move was very effective, at least for Qiao Luoyan.Qiao Luoyan frowned, and kicked Zhang Jinyu away who was about to rub his snot all over his body, with an impatient expression, "Scroll, why don't I go, stop screaming."

After Qiao Luoyan agreed, Zhang Jinyu wiped his nose with joy, and rushed to text Chen Linlin to make an appointment to meet.

Chen Linlin's best friend, Tian Jing, seemed to be very hungry and thirsty. When Qiao Luoyan agreed to meet her, she clamored that they would meet the next day.

On the next Sunday, several people had no plans, so they all agreed.

Before dawn the next day, Chen Linlin was pulled up by Tian Jing to help with hair, makeup, and clothes selection.

On the other side, Qiao Luoyan slept until 10:30. If Zhang Jinyu hadn't kicked him up, he might have slept until the afternoon.Qiao Luoyan washed his face casually, picked up yesterday's coat and was about to put it on, but Zhang Jinyu stopped him halfway, "Hey, it's a rare blind date, shouldn't you wear something cleaner and more handsome? "

"I've only worn this dress for two days, how is it not clean and handsome?"

"No, no, no!" Zhang Jinyu grabbed Qiao Luoyan's clothes and threw them into the bucket, then took out a bright red sports jacket, "Wear this festive one."

Qiao Luoyan glanced at the clothes in the bucket, with a little reluctance in his eyes.

Seeing this, Zhang Jinyu immediately threatened, "I'll wash the clothes for you when I come back tonight!"

After hearing this, Qiao Luoyan nodded happily and ran to wash his face and mouth.

Zhang Jinyu walked around Qiao Luoyan with a razor and a hair dryer, "Come on, shave off the stubble. I'll blow your hair again! Do you want to put on some light makeup?"

"Get out!" Qiao Luoyan kicked Zhang Jinyu's ass and gave him a warning look. If you get close to me again, I will beat you to death.

Qiao Luoyan still did things hastily as usual, Zhang Jinyu stomped his feet while watching, but he didn't dare to say anything, for fear of making Qiao Luoyan anxious, that guy just climbed back on the bed and refused to go.

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