Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

"Are you free tonight, I invite you to dinner!"

"Ah? The sun is coming out from the west today?" Lu Xiao even looked out of the window, um, it's normal.

"Will you go? A word!" Qiao Luoyan was very nervous, and his words became a little impatient.

"Go." Lu Xiao frowned, always feeling that Qiao Luoyan was a little abnormal today.

"At six o'clock in the afternoon, see you at the entrance of the second cafeteria." Before Lu Xiao could reply, he hung up the phone, and then gave a thumbs up to Zhou Yiming, who was eating, which meant that he had taken the first step in the big battle against Lu Xiao.

The place where Qiao Luoyan invited Lu Xiao to eat was the mutton restaurant last time.

According to Master Zhou Ming's plan, go to a romantic western restaurant, and then drink some red wine, then the five-point drunk will be brewed,

On the surface, Qiao Luoyan accepted Zhou Yiming's suggestion, but after passing the mutton restaurant all the way, he couldn't move anymore.

There are really cheap little restaurants like this everywhere.

After ordering, Qiao Luoyan yelled at the waiter, "Waiter, bring me a case of beer."

"It's too much." Lu Xiao said.

"Oh, that's right, you can't drink it." Qiao Luoyan immediately shouted again, "Then here are two bottles of white."

"..."

Two bottles of baijiu were quickly brought up, and they were still Erguotou in 275ml.

Lu Xiao looked at the two bottles of Erguotou in shock: "Why are you smoking so crazy? You have to drink so much."

"Not much, not much." Qiao Luoyan unscrewed a bottle as he said that, and took two big gulps. There was still half of a bottle of white wine left, "It's not like you don't know that I drink so well."

Lu Xiao was about to reach out to snatch Qiao Luoyan's wine bottle, but Qiao Luoyan pinched his wrist to stop him.Reluctantly sitting back to his seat, he quickly put a few pieces of mutton in Qiao Luoyan's bowl, "Don't drink on an empty stomach, you'll get drunk easily."

Qiao Luoyan happily ate the mutton that Lu Xiao made, thinking that I was going to get drunk, and ordered two large bottles of Erguotou because he was afraid that he would not be drunk.

The next thing was, Qiao Luoyan drank white wine like plain water, and finally successfully crossed the five-point drunk limit and went straight to ten.

Lu Xiao tried to grab Qiao Luoyan's wine bottle several times, but failed. He tried to persuade him but ignored him. He just watched Qiao Luoyan get drunk and go crazy.

"Senior, are you broken in love?" Taking advantage of Qiao Luoyan's drunkenness, Lu Xiao finally asked the question in his heart.Apart from being broken in love, I really can't think of why he would drink so desperately all of a sudden.

"I haven't fallen in love yet, where can I lose it?" Qiao Luoyan hiccupped and muttered, "But, it's about the same..."

Lu Xiao's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately returned to his normal tone, jokingly said, "That white-skinned, long-legged, beautiful girl I saw?"

"I have no idea about that girl. The person I fell in love with is taller, fairer, and has longer legs than that girl..."

"You see a Caucasian model?" Lu Xiao had to admit that last time the girl's appearance was absolutely top-notch, she was taller than that girl, she was still white, and her legs were longer... All Lu Xiao could think of was It can only be a model, or a Caucasian model.

"Don't tell me, if he is some kind of model, he must be very eye-catching, hahahahaha..." Qiao Luoyan smiled stupidly, and then obsessed with the appearance of Lu Xiao walking on the runway in his mind, and couldn't help but emerge Lu Xiao couldn't help frowning because of his lewd expression.

"Senior, let's go back to school." Lu Xiao calmed down a bit, comforting himself that Qiao Luoyan must have been convulsed from watching too much fashion week recently.

Reluctantly paying the bill, Lu Xiao went to help Qiao Luoyan who was drunk like a mad dog.

"What to do!! What should I do!!... Do you understand the pain of that kind of secret love!! Bastard!!!" Qiao Luoyan continued to activate the mad dog mode, with his hands on Lu Xiao's shoulders, his whole body was as soft as mud , but his mouth was still chattering with great vigor.

I have a deeper understanding of the pain of secret love than you!

"Did you know!!... The last time I saw his ass was hard! If I hadn't been hard, I wouldn't know that I like him!!"

look at ass! ! ?

Must be a lingerie show lingerie show!

"But, I dare not say it... I said it will be over between us... What should I do!!!"

The more Lu Xiao heard it, the more he felt something was wrong, and he found that the model's statement couldn't even comfort himself.After struggling in his heart for a long time, Lu Xiao said with difficulty, "Senior, who is the person you like?"

Qiao Luoyan, who was half hanging on Lu Xiao's body, didn't move for a long time. After a long time, he murmured, "Yiming..."

Lu Xiao's body suddenly froze, and he couldn't take another step. He was begging himself that he must have heard it wrong, but Qiao Luoyan's "Yi Ming" pierced his eardrum so clearly.

Monday tea.

Qiao Luoyan's roommate, when Lu Xiao saw him for the second time, the eyes of the two collided, and Lu Xiao was sure that the man was gay, so when Qiao Luoyan just introduced his name casually, Lu Xiao Write down these three words clearly.

It turned out to be like this, Lu Xiao suddenly felt that he was really stupid.

I have liked Qiao Luoyan for such a long time, and I have been enduring suffering. One is that I feel Qiao Luoyan’s special affection for me, and I am afraid of leading him astray; the other is that I am afraid that Qiao Luoyan will not accept that I am gay. thing.

He had so many worries, but he never expected that Qiao Luoyan and himself were in the same line, but he actually liked his roommate.

It turned out that for such a long time, it was all by myself who was passionate, what an idiot.

Lu Xiao supported Qiao Luoyan with difficulty, and finally reached the door of the dormitory, took out Qiao Luoyan's cell phone in his trouser pocket, and called Zhou Yiming.

The phone was connected as soon as it rang, and before Lu Xiao had time to happen, Zhou Yiming over there was the first to look at it, "Why haven't you come back yet?"

This was an ordinary conversation between roommates, but it sounded ambiguous and meaningless to Lu Xiao.

Lu Xiao suppressed the sour feeling in his heart, "Will you drink on Monday? Qiao Luoyan is drunk, come down and help him."

"Ah?" Although he could recall Lu Xiao's voice in less than a sentence, he knew the purpose of Qiao Luoyan's trip today, so Zhou Yiming was sure that Lu Xiao made the call.

Hearing the unfriendly tone, Zhou Yiming's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Qiao Luoyan's plan today failed?

"Okay, I'll come right away."

Lu Xiao sneered. Hearing the news that Qiao Luoyan was drunk, it was useless to hesitate at all. He went downstairs immediately. You are so affectionate, why aren't you together?

If they were really together, Lu Xiao would probably feel even more uncomfortable, and he would definitely have the urge to kill Zhou Yiming.

After thinking about it, Qiao Luoyan and Zhou Yiming have been roommates for almost three years, and I have only known Qiao Luoyan for less than a year, so what qualifications do I have to compete with him, not to mention that the two seem to be in love with each other... …

Confused, Zhou Yiming had already gone downstairs, and she was still wearing pajamas, it seemed that she went downstairs in a hurry.

With a black face, Lu Xiao threw Qiao Luoyan, who had already slept like a dead pig, to Zhou Yiming, turned around and left, and after walking two steps, he turned around and told Zhou Yiming, "Wipe with him and change your body later. clothes..."

They have been roommates for three years, and Qiao Luoyan is not sure what to do with Zhou Mingming when he is drunk, so it's your turn to tell him?

After thinking about it, Lu Xiao said again: "Forget it, just throw it on the bed."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lu Xiao wanted to slap himself twice, it was so fucking troublesome.

Just like that, Lu Xiao walked away with a sullen face, leaving Zhou Yiming with a surprised face, supporting Qiao Luoyan who was already asleep.

Zhou Yiming patted Qiao Luoyan's face, did he fail to confess his love?

You deserve it, I told you to get half drunk, and you actually got drunk like this.

After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Yiming obediently threw Qiao Luoyan onto the bed. Anyway, he would not die if he slept overnight without washing his face or changing his clothes.

After throwing Qiao Luoyan to bed, Zhou Yiming twisted his sore neck and waist, and was about to go to bed too, when his cell phone rang, it was Qian Sun.

Since Zhou Ming got drunk last time and stayed overnight at Qian Sun's house, the two had no contact with each other.

"Is there something wrong?" Zhou Yiming answered the phone.

"I called Luo Yan, why no one answered?"

"He was drunk and lay dead on the bed."

"Drunk? How about I come and see him?" Qian Xun was a little worried.

"Drunk, it's not dead, what's there to see."

"Oh, that's right." Qian Xun felt that he seemed to be making a big deal out of a molehill.

The phone was connected, and the two stopped talking, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Zhou Yiming coughed lightly, "Uh, what are you doing?"

"I'm working overtime, and while I'm smoking a cigarette, I want to talk to someone."

"You are so lonely..."

"The window period is too long."

The two of them chatted like this for nearly ten minutes, until Zhou Yiming yawned, and Qian Xun unexpectedly thoughtfully said: "It's getting late, you should go to bed early."

"OK, good night."

"Good night."

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