Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan who quickly ran out of the classroom, and twitched the corners of his mouth. Is this person sick?

Then he picked up the phone and looked at the MMS message Lu Di sent to himself just now.

one person!A man in sumo pants!A bearded man in sumo pants!A man in sumo pants with a beard and a shemale look!

Lu Xiao's fingers jumped a few times on the keys, and quickly edited the reply text message.

[What do you want to express? 】

[Don't you think this person is funny?The NPC of Blade Island! ! 】

【boring. 】

Lu Xiao went straight back to the dormitory and briefly reviewed the content of today's lesson.

"My God, Lu Xiao, are you reading again?" Wu Wanqiang, who returned to the dormitory after lunch, looked at Lu Xiao who was reading in surprise, "Hi..."

"Is it weird for me to read a book? I'm so scared that I hiccup." Lu Xiao closed the book, pursing his lips as if he was trying to hold back a smile.

"I'm hiccupping... I'm full... hiccupping..." Wu Wanqiang replied with some difficulty, the hiccup was a bit violent.

Lu Xiao slapped his nose with his hand, "Go to the toilet, it stinks."

After pushing Wu Wanqiang into the toilet, Lu Xiao took out his mobile phone to check the time, but after pressing it for a long time, he found that the screen of the mobile phone was not on.

out of battery?

After connecting to the charger, the screen jumped twice, and the food stopped again.

broken?

He patted the back of the phone vigorously, removed the battery and put it back in again.

Damn, it's really bad.

Lu Xiao began to recall that the phone seemed to have been dropped during class?

"Fuck!" Lu Xiao threw the phone back on the table, "The phone is broken."

After Wu Wanqiang drank a large glass of water in one go, he touched his swollen stomach, and the hiccup seemed to be pushed back, "Your mobile phone? It's a product that I eliminated in high school, it must be broken."

"Can a poor student like me compare to you?" Lu Xiao frowned, and Qiao Luoyan's cheap look appeared in his mind, "It's fine if the mobile phone can make and receive calls."

"What do you wear from head to toe except that mobile phone that belongs to the configuration of a "poor student"?" Wu Wanqiang snorted dissatisfiedly.From Wu Wanqiang's point of view, Lu Xiao's gestures gave people the feeling of a son of a rich family.Well, except for that dirty mobile phone, "I'll go out with you and buy a new mobile phone. I have a buddy who sells mobile phones. I'll give you a discount."

"Forget it..." Lu Xiao fiddled with the phone twice, and found that the phone was probably really hopeless, "I bought it online."

"Buy online?" Wu Wanqiang quickly pulled up a chair and sat next to Lu Xiao, "Let me tell you, there is a new model recently released, which is very good..."

Lu Xiao really felt that Wu Wanqiang was very suitable to be a salesman. During his tireless explanation, Lu Xiao, who originally only wanted to buy a brick machine, was actually brainwashed into buying a so-called "latest model" smartphone.

At the very beginning, Lu Xiao was still struggling with why Wu Wanqiang would work so hard to help him choose a mobile phone. It wasn't until later that Lu Xiao realized that the time in his hands was far less than that in Wu Wanqiang's hands.

After Qiao Luoyan finished his lunch, he turned on the computer excitedly as soon as he returned to the dormitory, and saw Han Sheng who was also online.

[Private Chat] Eachother: Ah ha ha ha, good news, good news! ! !

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: What, did you find the money?

[Private Chat] Eachother: Hahaha, I'm going to have a husband soon.

[Private Chat] Shili Shengge: Have you finally seen it?

So Qiao Luoyan told Han Sheng vividly what happened when he saw Lu Xiao today.

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Fuck, so you plan to attack the elementary school boy?

[Private chat] Sea oath: How do you know he is a junior?

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Your brain is trapped by the door?You took the novice to the dormitory on the day he reported for duty.

[Private Chat] Eachother: I said why are you so familiar.

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Isn't that the point!

[Private chat] Sea oath: No, it would be embarrassing for me to randomly find someone in the game, but it would be nice to find someone I know now, and tell him clearly.Besides, he is a sniper!Sniper! !You said that the three of us need to form a 3V3 team, which is absolutely perfect!I am in charge of being a meat shield, you are in charge of breastfeeding, and he is in charge of long-distance attack. I seem to see a bright future beckoning to me!

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: In case someone has a wife...

[Private Chat] Eachother: Bah, bah, don't say such bad things!

After hearing Han Sheng's words, Qiao Luoyan, who was already happy and was about to fly up, felt his heart sink and fell back to the ground in an instant, feeling a little uneasy.

Qiao Luoyan, who had no class at night, could be said to be watching the countdown of the clock. Finally, when the bell rang for the last class at night, he picked up his mobile phone and dialed Lu Xiao's number.

"Hello? Is this Lu Xiao?"

"Hmm. Are you?"

"Me, the one in today's situation and policy class..."

"Oh."

"Have you finished class yet? Come to the game."

"okay."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for nearly 2 minutes, and Qiao Luoyan felt sorry for his phone bill.

"Up."

"Then where are you? I'll find you."

"The pawn shop of Fengrenyuan." Lu Xiao looked at the place name in the upper left corner, and had no impression of Fengrenyuan at all. It is estimated that Lu Di used his number to run around again.

Maple Blade Court is called a lunatic asylum by many slut players.

The city of Maple Blade Court is located at the crossroads of Sword Blade Island. There is a lot of traffic. Players often find temporary teammates or conduct some transactions here.

Qiao Luoyan didn't like to run to Fengrenyuan, after all, there were too many people there, and when there were too many people, his computer with not-so-good configuration would like to be arrogant.

However, under special circumstances today, he decided to give it a try.

"Wait, don't hang up, I'll fly over first."

He flew to the positioning stone of Maple Blade Garden with the teleportation talisman, and ran towards the pawn shop non-stop.

This time is the peak of the flow of people, and the pawn shop is naturally crowded with many people.

"Fuck, there are so many people here!!" Seeing that his computer screen had started playing frame by frame, Qiao Luoyan began to feel uneasy.

"What's your name?"

"Qiao Luoyan." After thinking about it, Lu Xiao didn't seem to know his name yet.

"I meant the character name."

"Oath."

"Found it." As soon as Lu Xiao finished speaking, a dialog popped up on Qiao Luoyan's screen.

[Xiao Liuer added you as a friend, whether to add him as a friend at the same time to agree/cancel]

Qiao Luoyan agreed without thinking, "It's too crowded here, I'll go to the toilet of the pawn shop, you can find me over there."

"Okay." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

The toilet in the pawn shop is not a real toilet, but there is an NPC who is wearing only a pair of underpants and squatting in the corner. It always gives people the feeling that they are going to the toilet. Human players call it the toilet.

After coming to the toilet, the screen finally began to play smoothly, and Qiao Luoyan's uneasy heart calmed down.

Lu Xiao clicked on the friend interface, and just clicked agree, but he didn't have time to see Lu Xiao's character name clearly.

Hmm... Suddenly an ominous premonition came to my heart.

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