Rebirth of the slag brother

There happened to be a red light, Zhong Tianyu glanced at his cousin, did this guy start to think differently again, what happened to that tangled little face?Could it be that what he said about eating just now made my cousin feel like he was going to be hungry?

"There is still time for you to cook. Don't make such an expression." No matter how you grab a man, you must grab his stomach, especially for a foodie, so how can I not cook for you? !If there is such a negligent attitude, even I will despise myself.

"I didn't think so. Do you think I'm just pretending to eat?" Xin An pointed to his face.

"Then you cared about me just now?" Zhong Tianyu was surprised this time.

"Where is so much nonsense, drive your car!"

There was a moment of silence in the car, Zhong Tianyu looked at his cousin whose ears were red, he could laugh even in his dreams tonight.

I turned around the street twice and couldn't find a parking space. I was really unlucky. "Why don't you stay in the car and I'll go buy something and take it home?" Xin An said.

"That's the only way to go." Zhong Tianyu gave the money to Xin An, and he could move the car anytime by himself.

In order to save his cousin from walking a little bit, Zhong Tianyu parked the car near the door of the store. This place is a no-parking zone, but it shouldn't be a big problem after a little listening.That's what he thought.

But the traffic police didn't think so. Comrade traffic police thought that the car would leave soon, so they didn't care. You can see that it stopped for a while, and you were standing across the street. Could it be that your handsome motorcycle is so unattractive? Does anyone pay attention?

This Nima absolutely cannot forgive him for treating himself like air.

Zhong Tianyu kept looking at the door of the ice cream shop, watching Xin An come out at any time.Therefore, he didn't look at the traffic police comrade standing in his car window at all, and the traffic police comrade's self-esteem was hit again.

He knocked harder on the car window, Zhong Tianyu turned his head and shot the traffic policeman with the look that you will pay for it if you knock it hard again, but he stopped immediately, "Comrade traffic policeman!

"It doesn't matter if you quickly change your face. When you see a traffic policeman, you can't help but hug your thigh. It's really scary.

"Drive away." The traffic policeman waved his hand handsomely.

However, Zhong Tianyu refused, my cousin hasn't come yet, "Leave right away, 1 minute."

"No, this is a no-stop zone. You have been parked for more than 5 minutes." The traffic policeman watched the time very carefully.

But did my cousin come out? Zhong Tianyu nodded at the traffic policeman, "I'm leaving now." Shifted the car gear to D, released the accelerator, moved forward slowly for one meter, and then stopped, "I'm leaving." Can we stop for another 5 minutes?"

The brother of the traffic policeman felt that his prestige had been challenged, and there were still people around, "No way. In this case, I will issue a ticket. Please show your driving book and driver's license."

"I..."

"Cousin!" Xin An came out of the door just in time to see the traffic policeman holding an electronic device to issue tickets. He rushed over and scolded the cashier in the store several times in his heart. You won't meet the traffic police anymore. "My cousin didn't get out of the car, why did he issue a ticket!" Xin An rushed towards the traffic police aggressively. Even though he was only seventeen, he was really a man.

The traffic policeman looked at Xin An and blinked, "It's you." He pointed at Zhong Tianyu with an electronic pen, "Your cousin? Zhong Tianyu?"

"Yes." Xin An felt that this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him.Obviously not after the age of 17, because this person also knew him. "Who are you?"

The man put the electronic equipment into his handsome side bag and patted it, "You drank too much that day, you forget things."

Xin An's brain cells were nearly disabled by his cousin's probing eyes, "Bar?"

"Let's go, let's go," the traffic police brother patted Xin An's chest, and suddenly leaned over and said ambiguously, "Three cracks were good that night, super enjoyable, when will we try again?"

Seeing the traffic policeman step on the big iron horse and leave with flashing lights, Xin An stood there with a messy expression, not knowing what to say, "I really forgot. He may have identified the wrong person!"

"Get in the car." Zhong Tianyu motioned to him with a cold face.

Xin Xiaoan walked three steps and looked back at the bustling shops on the spacious street. This kind of spirit of seeing death as home should be praised.

"hurry up!"

As soon as Zhong Tianyu finished speaking, Xin An hurriedly opened the door and went up, "Cousin, calm down."

"I'm not angry, you didn't tell me about something so intense like Sanpi!" Sanpi!Actually three cracks! !Three cracks today, four cracks and five cracks tomorrow, shit!Can you know who will crack who in the end! !Maybe in the end, everyone will smash you together.

"I drank too much." Xin An rubbed his forehead, there were only sporadic images in his mind, and he couldn't remember anything else. Who was he and that traffic police brother?You shouldn't be cracking him with others!Fuck, this is too heavy.

The fire in Zhong Tianyu's heart was rising slowly, Xin An looked at his expression, come on, I wanted to eat spicy crab and spicy bullfrog at night, but it seems that I can't eat it, let's reduce the fire first.

"Cousin, do you want ice cream?" Xin An smiled charmingly.

"Did you put dry ice?"

"It's been on for an hour."

"Then don't eat it first." Zhong Tianyu tightened his hands on the steering wheel, "You are not allowed to run to the bar with a gun after you are a minor! There will be another time, and I will not help you again."

"Understood." My dark history seems to have penetrated deep into my bone marrow. Thinking about the pubic lice incident a few days ago, my cousin thought that I went out to whore, and I must change it, absolutely.

Seeing Xin An's rare cooperation, Zhong Tianyu added, "You can't even drink outside the bar."

"I drank it just now, what should I do? You gave it to me."

"You can drink when I'm here, but not when I'm not."

Zhong Tianyu's assertiveness started again. Xin An hated the feeling of being restrained very much. He never knew what suppressing emotions was, his face turned sour, "I will be eighteen soon."

"In terms of seniority, I am your brother, in terms of social experience, I am better than you, in terms of drinking capacity, I am better than you, and in terms of private life, I am simpler than you, even if you are an adult, what else in you can be considered an adult? "

"Since I'm so bad, why do you still treat me so well? Are you mean? Or do you feel sorry for me? I think you, an older brother, should lead me to the right path? Sorry, my parents are not dead yet! You are not my guardian! "Xin An's chest heaved and he slammed on the car door vigorously, "I want to get out of the car!"

“Ice Cream Stay!”

"Fuck you!" Zhong Tianyu, you are not a fucking man!

Of course, there is still a sliver of reason, Xin An swallowed the last sentence, he doubted that if he said that his cousin could take off his pants immediately and let him touch him, he would force himself to ask whether he is a man or not obscene behavior.

Xin An blushed as he unwittingly unfolded the magical plot of groping and chirping in his mind, and made up all kinds of dialogues and animations.

Fuck, at a time like this, you should quarrel grandly, don't beat him up politely, then he is a real man and a pure man, okay?Why do you think about these things with no lower limit!

"Stop!" There was no way to vent the anger in his heart, and he couldn't beat his cousin visually, so he could only use his growling voice and stern eyes to shoot him deadly.

Seeing Xin An's sad eyes, Zhong Tianyu felt that he was wrong and shouldn't say it so seriously or too much, and his cousin had to protect his cousin with both hands.

How is that possible! !

Doesn't he know how cheap his cousin is? If this kind of person sees the whip and doesn't shed tears, the Lord who treats him better will definitely have nothing to say. People who are non-violent and non-cooperative must be punished.

The car stopped, but Xin An couldn't open the door, "Open the door!"

"Go buy a bottle of mineral water. I got change just now."

At this time, you still have to run errands by yourself?If you are a man, you must not go there. "Go and go yourself."

"Are you sitting in the car?"

"Must." Xin An raised his chin, not a little crazy.

Zhong Tianyu smiled shallowly, "Then you sit in the car, and I'll go buy water."

Seeing my cousin enter the convenience store, it seems that something is wrong.Didn't he want to get out of the car? Why did he mess it up with a single word?

Fuck! "Zhong Tianyu, you bastard!" He tricked him.

Zhong Tianyu was naturally complacent, with a smile on his face, no one was smiling, the cashier in the store couldn't help shaking his head, this man looks good, but he has a problem with his brain.

It's absolutely true that people in love have negative IQs.What's more, he is already like this before he is in love. When he really falls in love, he may need drug intervention.

People who have no experience in love are really miserable, completely surrounded by their imaginary pink bubbles, so childish that even kindergarten children can't bear to look directly at them.

Zhong Tianyu paid the bill under the regretful eyes of the cashier and walked out of the convenience store. He was in a good mood when he saw Xin Xiaoan sitting in the car.

He unscrewed the mineral water bottle and took a sip, holding his wallet in the other hand.

Seeing Zhong Tianyu drinking water, Xin An couldn't help cursing, but soon, the person Zhong Tianyu was about to pass by caught Xin An's attention.

"cousin!!"

His loud yelling blocked the car. The man, Xin An remembered, was a thief, and he was a desperate thief. He fled to City A with several murders on his back.