Rebirth of the slag brother

"Did he complain to you?" It seems that since his cousin lived in his own house, he has been passively sabotaging his work.

"No." Hao Teng kept disinfecting his hands, and his voice was muffled while wearing a mask, "But he doesn't go to bed until one or two these days, it's very hard."

"It hurts."

Hao Teng glared at him, "Don't you feel sorry for Xin An?"

Zhong Tianyu looked at Xin An who was standing outside the operating room, "If you really love Bai Zhengxin, you might as well resign and come to our company. You will be Bai Zhengxin's assistant."

puff!Such a person, could it really be the president of Zhong's Group!Why does it look like IQ is only five years old!

"Do you know that once you are with Xin An, your IQ is only five years old." Bloody hydrogen peroxide cotton balls piled up on a plate.

"How high is your IQ! Could it be higher than mine? If I were five years old, you would only be three years old." Zhong Tianyu retorted in a low voice.

The two men were arguing endlessly because of IQ issues, and they really couldn't look directly at each other.

"Fortunately, it's not very deep. Fortunately, it's not a homemade bullet, otherwise you will suffer."

Zhong Tianyu's eyes suddenly became deep, "You can see that it's a bullet? It's just a scratch."

Hao Teng smiled slightly with his mouth hidden behind the mask. His brother was often shot in the past, so it's better not to say, "I'm an emergency doctor. I haven't seen anyone before."

"Is there any particularly impressive patient?" Zhong Tianyu was curious.

Hao Tengtian glanced at Zhong Tianyu meaningfully, and after wrapping up his wound, he took off the mask, "Last time there was a penis in the pearl..."

"Wait a minute." Hao Teng started talking and Zhong Tianyu interrupted him, "What is penis penetration?"

"That is, between the foreskin and the inner tissue, small beads are implanted."

"One?"

"a lot of."

Zhong Tianyu felt that it was too bloody, and subconsciously clamped his legs, "Is that thing still usable?"

"Yes, after the beads are implanted between the subcutaneous of the penis and the albuginea of ​​the cavernous body, when the wound heals and the erection occurs, those beads will protrude from the surface of the penis." These are not what Hao Teng said, and he looked excited Xin An said.I went to mb before I was reborn, and I heard them ask if I want to enter the bead, but Xin An didn't know what the bead was at that time, but it would be very uneducated to admit that I don't know, and it is always right to simply say no.After returning home, Xin An began to search desperately, and then became more and more excited.

"Damn." Zhong Tianyu felt chills all over his body, "Won't it be infected?"

"It will break!"

"Kids go out." Damn, why Xin An knows so much, I don't even know!Just as Zhong Tianyu came to his senses, he looked at Xin An fiercely.

"You don't count as a child if you have sex. You must listen!" You must listen to such a perverted thing.And before I was reborn, I heard MB mentioned the word "beading", but I was too embarrassed to ask at that time, but now a professional doctor said it, why didn't I listen.

"Why do you want to enter the pearl?" Zhong Tianyu asked.

Hao Teng rolled his eyes at him, "This thing came from Southeast Asia. They basically put pearls in order to please their wives and improve their sex-life quality."

"not big enough?"

"Basically, the genitals look thicker and more domineering after the beading. In the past, there were more pearls from MB, but now, premature ejaculation and Microsoft's are also beaded."

Just as Xin An was about to say something, Zhong Tianyu stared back at him. After a while, Zhong Tianyu pointed at Xin An and warned, "If you dare to do such a perverted thing, I will give you a ring!!"

Looking at his cousin's fascinated face, Zhong Tianyu suddenly felt that Hao Teng was really looking for a beating, why did he say this!Is his cousin really a pervert! !Let me digest it.

But my cousin obviously thought too much, Xin An was afraid of pain, so how could he be fascinated.It's just that after entering the pearl, the erection is very domineering, and for some reason, a mace appeared in his mind.And what Xin Xiaoan was thinking desperately was what would happen if he raped his cousin with a mace.

Naturally, Zhong Tianyu would not know about this, if he knew, he would definitely take Xin An back and give him a good lesson.

"Your hospital did it?" This is not impressive.Most of them are weird.

Hao Teng shook his head, "Our hospital doesn't do it. Generally, the materials for beads are natural, such as agate, horn and ivory, but these are very expensive. So now there are also synthetic ones, steel pillar iron beads and silica gel. That guy uses silica gel. , who knew that the unscrupulous hospital gave him inferior ones."

"Cut?" No way, Xin An wanted to cover his crotch.

"The cut was not cut, but it was miserable enough. The silicone had stuck to the tissue inside and infected. Even if an anesthetic was used, but after the effect of the medicine wears off, can you imagine the pain? The expert I found, Wang Jun, also Those who participated in the operation, all of them are men, must be actively treating with the least harmful treatment. But it is a pity that they became cancerous not long after being discharged from the hospital."

"Cut?" This time I can only cut it!Cancer.

Zhong Tianyu got up and handed the slip to Xin An, "Go and pay."

"Why me!" I haven't finished listening.

"I see the nurses are happy to help me!"

"Cut!" Xin An vigorously pulled out the payment form and snatched his cousin's wallet, "Nurses are very busy, don't disturb them."

Hao Teng looked at Xin An struggling to swipe his card, and asked Zhong Tianyu puzzled, "Have you been trained?"

How many bad things does this guy want to say about Xin An! "Are you trying to fight?" said it, finally said it!

"It's unreasonable." Hao Teng got up and was about to leave, "There's no need to change the dressing, unless the strap is dirty or wet and must be changed."

"Don't you need to change it ten times or eight times?"

"Don't you prepare the wound? I'm a doctor with a conscience. Changing the dressing as soon as the wound is healed will only heal more slowly."

Zhong Tianyu patted him on the shoulder to express his gratitude, "Then you are making less money."

"Am I short of that little money?"

"Is there anyone who hates you?"

"Yes." There must be, and friends make friends.

However, when I think about my assistant being pressured by another man, I feel a kind of ballsy worry when I think of this kind of thing.In any case, they are employees of their own company, representing themselves.

However, if Bai Zhengxin works hard and trains Hao Teng to be a peerless attacker, then he must give a thumbs up.

Xin An took the list back, Zhong Tianyu and Hao Teng thanked, "Consider my proposal, I can give you a couple's office."

Hao Teng stretched out his foot and was about to kick him, "Go back to the company quickly."

When did these two men get along so well.Xin An looked at their childish behavior with puzzlement and disdain, "Is your IQ only at the kindergarten level?"

"It seems that you didn't put him in pajamas, come on!" Hao Teng sighed meaningfully and showed off, patting Zhong Tianyu on the shoulder and saying goodbye to him.

Back in the car, "Cousin, what happened to that man in the end?"

I'm still thinking about this, if I don't say it, this guy won't be able to sleep at night. "If a man's cancerous genitals must be partially or completely removed, or he will not survive, what do you think will happen to him?"

This question is too obvious, "Suicide?" Xin An stuck out his tongue, "It's too scary."

"Tell you, circumcision can prevent penile cancer."

I wipe!Didn't cut it?Xin An was stunned.

Then Zhong Tianyu completely ignored his terrified cousin, and continued, "If you don't pay attention to personal hygiene, if you have too long foreskin, you will have too many sexual partners, and if you have unclean sex, all of these are penile cancers. risk factors."

Every time he said one item, Xin An couldn't help ticking and crossing it in his heart, and licked his lips nervously, "I like clean things very much."

"I know." Zhong Tianyu patted his head understandingly, "Hey, I'll go back later and let my cousin help you clean up for nothing."

"Your arms are like this and you still want to help me wash them? Save yourself, I'll help you."

"Thank you so much, brother."

This guy is simply, an asshole!

Zhong Tianyu is in a good mood, so he must share his good mood with someone, let alone Bai Zhengxin, the hard-working guy is working hard, who will work if it is stimulated?Therefore, at this time, it must be looking for a pastoral garden.

"Hello, Tianyuan." After returning home, Zhong Tianyu went into the bathroom and made a phone call.

"what?"

"Why is your voice so dumb?"

"..." This question, don't want to answer it!

Finally, the company came out with a powerful one.Li Jiang must be given a salary increase.

"I kissed my cousin today."

"Get out!" Tian Yuan shouted hoarsely while maintaining the call, "Li Jiang! My back hurts, please give me a massage."

"Here it is, the porridge is ready, it can be eaten after cooling down for a while."

Zhong Tianyu didn't get the advantage and immediately cut off the phone, his uncle's death was so quick for Xiu Enai!Depend on!

After Zhong Tianyu left, Hao Teng called Bai Zhengxin, "Are you going to work overtime today?"

"Shouldn't be used, the designer who originally collaborated didn't do it."

"Didn't the price be negotiated?"

certainly not!That girl can do anything upside down. "I was pissed off by Xin An and ran away."

"Then what should we do now?"

"Trade secrets."

Hao Teng gave a low laugh, "Even I can't tell, I'm both like this."

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, I miss you."

"I... I'll go back after get off work." Bai Zhengxin helped his forehead.

"Wait for me at my house. The key is in the old place, love you."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Zhengxin kept saying in his heart, I don't want to go, I don't want to go, but in fact, he is desperately speeding up to finish his work so that he can get off work early!

This week, he has been staying at Hao Teng's house for several days. When passing by the vegetable market, Bai Tezhu bought a black fish with a tangled mood and prepared to make soup at night.Even I have to despise myself, didn't I agree to hide the attribute of cooking?

When I came to the door of Hao Teng's house, I found the key in the old place and opened the door, but I saw a pair of leather shoes that did not belong to either of them at the Taoist door.If it's a thief, he definitely won't take off his shoes, so it can only be Hao Teng's family?or. . .

Bai Zhengxin changed his shoes and walked into the room cautiously, "Who is it?" No one answered.

Turning around and walking to the bar counter of the restaurant, he was dumbfounded when he saw the man sitting on the high chair with a wine glass in his hand, "Zheng Jiaxi?"