Rebirth of the slag brother

"Anal fistula?"

Hao Teng didn't seem to want to say more, "If you're cheap, you can ask Du Niang yourself later, and I won't say more about eating now."

"It's so scary! Then I don't want to do it, don't touch me in the future!" Bai Zhengxin said seriously, I still want my ass.

"Having sex is not directly related to anal fistula. As long as it is lubricated enough, be careful and gentle, and the position is normal, it is ok. If you force it in, you will die once."

"Like stabbing with a stick?"

"You read too many novels!" Everyone retorted to Xin An.

Hao Teng began to show off his strange knowledge in the hospital again, "It's not that there is no one, last time I sent a beer bottle. It immediately ruptured the colon."

"so horrible!"

"Comrades, cherish the chrysanthemums!" Although Hao Teng was talking about the comrades, he really saw Zhong Tianyu.

In fact, everyone knows very well that Zhong Tianyu is the one above, but the opportunity is rare, if you don't bully him at this time, when will you bully him!

Xin An looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's not easy to fall in love with a man."

"So Xiao Shou should be loved."

"Well, that's right, be gentle."

"Yes, we must cherish our chrysanthemums."

"Yes." Xin An silently nodded.Then. . . "I said it for my cousin. Cousin, cherish the chrysanthemums!"

Zhong Tianyu's face turned into Mo Ju, but who is Zhong Tianyu?In less than a second, he saw the sun again, and said softly to Xin An, "I love you, I understand."

Xin An forcefully beat his chest, trying to suppress the choking piece of chicken.

"If there is a fistula, can it be cured?"

"Yes, but it hurts, it hurts. And the chrysanthemum becomes the letter Q."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone slammed the table.However, if he hadn't really been sick or had an anorectal disease, he wouldn't have paid attention to it. Today, Hao Teng is considered a merit. Usually, when he and Bai Zhengxin are together, he will be very careful, even if it is very intense and exciting. Every now and then, we will ensure a relatively normal body odor, and will not keep changing postures in search of freshness.

And Li Jiang is even more impossible. He has no experience and has always been very traditional. He uses more riding.

As for Xin An and Zhong Tianyu, the number of times is limited.And Xin An's awkwardness index, I don't expect anything new.

"Anyway, just a word, if you are sick, get treated immediately. Don't go to those private or heavily advertised hospitals. You must go to a regular state-owned specialist or a tertiary hospital."

This sentence is true, and the doctor will not laugh at you, because you have seen too much.Stuffing an eel into the anus or something, the doctors are very strong!

However, Hao Teng's words still made everyone chrysanthemum tight, and protecting chrysanthemum is everyone's responsibility.

No one can eat that pot of fatty sausage.But it's not good if you don't eat it, so Li Jiang found a bag and took the fat intestines away, "Go home and eat the rhubarb."

On the way back, Zhong Tianyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "Human beings are amazing. If it is true that the union of a man and a woman is a normal human relationship, why is there a prostate in a man's chrysanthemum?"

"So, there has been Longyang since ancient times."

"In ancient times, it was much more open than it is now. Those erotic pictures of men and women, wow!"

"you saw it?"

Tian Yuan nodded, "I've seen it, it's not that there is a sexual history museum, there are many in it."

"Don't animals have males and males?"

"Maybe when the creation was made, it was clearly set up like this. It's just for you men to discover true love by yourself."

"Sure enough, there is a god."

In the past, everyone raised the issue of caring for chrysanthemums to the level of creation. Sure enough, thinking can be launched very broadly and very high.But in general, after getting to know Hao Teng, I realized the importance of chrysanthemums. For this alone, I should thank him very much.

However, Dr. Hao said, "Don't just thank me verbally, you just transfer the consultation fee to my account."

Zhong Tianyu grabbed Hao Teng, "I remember you are my family's personal doctor."

"Yeah, but don't delay me giving some advice to potential patients and earning some extra money."

"How do you cherish Special Assistant Bai's chrysanthemum?"

"Zhong Tianyu!!!" Bai Zhengxin was angry.

Xin An was also angry, you should be concerned about my chrysanthemum, you care about Special Assistant Bai's dry hair, you said, dry hair! !

Zhong Tianyu put his arms around Xin An and touched his earlobe, it was very comfortable and easy to touch.Xin An felt very comfortable being touched, and he didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

"I, ah!" Hao Teng had just said a word before Bai Zhengxin stomped his foot hard.

Tian Yuan took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a while, then handed it to Hao Teng, "Come on, Dr. Hao, let's see what to do about this."

Hao Teng took the phone and glanced at the screen, "What if the foreskin is cut? What else can I do? Go to the hospital. I don't know if the blood vessel was cut."

Tian Yuan was already laughing, Li Jiang gave him a disgusted look, "I remember when I saw you for the first time, you looked all kinds of high-end, foreign and upscale."

"Yeah, all kinds of low-end and vulgar flirting now."

"You show Xin An." Tian Yuan smiled instead of anger.

Xin An took the phone and glanced at it, "What if the bag is cut? Hey, no, shit!"

Zhong Tianyu came over and looked at it, but he didn't read it out. At first glance, it was indeed a bag-what to do if the skin is cut, but after a closer look, "What should I do if the bag is cut."

"Did you see it? This is what you think and see in your mind. They clearly wrote about a leather bag, not a bag-skin. Who the hell is hypocritical!"

Saying that there is no lower limit, everyone looked at Zhong Tianyu in unison, "Why are you looking at me?"

That is, you have no lower limit, even your own cousin!

Zhong Tianyu calmly filled a bowl of soup and put it in front of Xin An, that means, I am happy!

When returning to the city, Xin An was thinking about it, "I will come again next time." He was still savoring the deliciousness of the fish and the richness of the chicken soup in the fish pond.

"okay."

After sending Xin An home, Zhong Tianyu grabbed him when he was about to get off the car, and asked, "Are we talking?"

"Talk about what?"

"fall in love."

"goodbye!"

Xin An left Zhong Tianyu with a back view and the closed car door, feeling a little disappointed, but, after so many years of waiting, wait any longer.Let's talk when he finishes his college entrance examination.

On this day, Zhong Tianyu deliberately got off work early, sat in the car for two laps and stopped at the side of the road two streets away from the company, got off the car and went into a coffee shop, Tian Yuan was already waiting there.

"This is Mike, he wrote the program last time." Tian Yuan introduced to Zhong Tianyu the young people around him who seemed to be only seventeen or eighteen.

"Are all children now so capable?" Sure enough, they are well-nourished and their IQs can keep up, except for Xin Xiaoan from his family.

After ordering coffee, the two leaned on the sofa to read magazines, and Mike was working on the computer there.After a long time, Zhong Tianyu looked up at the clock on the wall and said he was off work.After half an hour, Bai Zhengxin also walked in.

On the way home on the weekend, Zhong Tianyu received a call, and Li Li and Du Jiahao met.

After being silent for so long, it seems that he is a little anxious, and he will definitely make some moves in the next few days.So Zhong Tianyu deliberately left a long time early today, and Bai Zhengxin also got off work normally.In order to create opportunities for Li Li, he spent half a day on President Yan.

Zhong Tianyu's phone vibrated, and it was Xin An who quickly picked it up, "Xiao An."

Bai Zhengxin Tianyuan and Mike looked at Zhong Tianyu who had a serious face just now and now is full of spring breeze, who is this man!

"Cousin, my mother asked if you can't come over for dinner at night."

"I have something to do today, maybe it's out of order, you can eat."

Xin An over there let out an oh, and then asked, "What's the matter?"

"Business."

Seeing that Zhong Tianyu didn't say much, it was hard for him to ask, so he just said "okay" and hung up the phone.Zhong Tianyu looked at the interface that ended the call and smiled. Xin An's incoming call screen was secretly shot by him while his cousin was asleep, and there were dots on his back, whichever way he saw it, he liked it.

"Cough cough."

Zhong Tianyu put his cell phone away, looked at Bai Zhengxin who was coughing, "Drink more water, my throat hurts." After a while, he said, "Did you shout too much last night?"

"President! Please pay attention to the occasion."

"If I remember correctly, I've booked this shop today."

"Local tyrant!" Tian Yuan said softly.

Mike immediately stretched out his hand and said to Zhong Tianyu, "Let's be friends with local tyrants!"

Zhong Tianyu reached out and shook hands with him, "We local tyrants don't need friends!"

"Haha~"

I waited until after eight o'clock, but I didn't see Li Li coming out of the company gate. "Did we not see her already gone?"

"Impossible." After typing on the keyboard, Mike turned the computer to everyone, "I've connected to your company's surveillance, but she didn't come out."

Zhong Tianyu looked at the densely packed small grid screen on the computer, "Is this considered peeping?"

"I'm very disciplined, and I won't watch secretly."

Bai Zhengxin blushed a little, "Have you seen anything you shouldn't have seen?"

Mike blinked and thought about it for a while, "I just listen to Brother Zhong and pay special attention sometimes."

Tian Yuan rubbed his chin, "You didn't do anything shameful, did you?"

Mike's eyes widened suddenly, Bai Zhengxin covered his mouth with one hand, "Nothing!"

"Ghosts can do it!"

"Okay, Comrade Xiaobai," Zhong Tianyu said to Mike, "For office passion or something, give me a copy."

"I also want!"

"No!" I didn't even have one myself!

Mike said embarrassingly, "I covered my face at the time, how could such a private matter be kept secret."

After speaking, everyone looked at him, who would believe it!Especially Bai Zhengxin wanted to bite the handkerchief, this damn Hao Teng!

Zhong Tianyu was in a gloomy mood, the desk, the god-like existence, he didn't even feel it himself!These subordinates simply don't take themselves seriously!Thinking of this, he looked at Tianyuan with piercing eyes, you didn't do it with Li Jiang in my car, did you?