Rebirth of the slag brother

Bai Zhengxin brought Hao Teng a pair of pajamas, but fortunately they were tied with a belt, and you can adjust them yourself, but the pajamas are not good. Hao Teng is slightly taller than him, so I had to give him a T-shirt, and put it on tight-fitting. like clothes.

"Drink soda?" Bai Zhengxin opened the refrigerator and asked.

Hao Teng took it, thinking that he would come back to buy some beer next time, "Drink less ice, it's not good for your kidneys."

"Then you put it down."

"I'm in good health!" Hao Teng took the bottle of soda in Bai Zhengxin's hand and lifted it on his own bottle, and both caps were opened.

Special Assistant Bai was obviously surprised by this skill. He had seen one activated one by one, but he had never seen two activated at the same time. "Go sit on the balcony."

"Ah."

There are still two long rattan chairs on the balcony, otherwise Hao Teng would be thinking about whether to hold him if there is only one, "Can you open the bottle cap with bare hands?" He took a sip of soda and heard Bai Zhengxin ask.

Hao Teng smiled, "Don't be stupid, there was a handsome young man who opened a beer bottle with his bare hands last time, and he is still in the hospital with a severed vein."

The two looked at the crescent moon in the sky, their expressions were a little dazed, neither of them spoke, drinking soda in silence.

At this time, Xin Xiaoan was obviously not so peaceful in his heart.He was sitting in the bedroom touching the keyboard of the computer. This machine was the one he broke when he broke it.

Because he wanted a new one, Zhong Tianyu felt that this machine had been bought for less than a year, it was the most expensive at that time, and it was not used much at ordinary times, so it was a pity to change it.But Xin An directly threw the machine on the ground and crushed it with his feet, not at all afraid that his feet would be hurt.

Seeing it again now, I feel a little dazed, the past and present are blended together, as if nothing has changed, but everything is obviously changing.

Turn on the computer, the desktop is a photo of myself, just after taking a shower, looking back at the camera with an arrogant smile, the back is scratched because of doing something, very sexy.Obviously it is my favorite photo, but now I don't dare to look at it again.

Quickly changed the wallpaper of Cars, clicked on the webpage, and began to search how to defeat Xiaosan, but none of the results satisfied Xin An. The mistresses in it were all women, and his mistress was real. man!

The more this happened, the more he believed that the masters were among the people. If he had difficulty, he continued to find forums. He clicked on the Sansu forum that he frequently visited, and changed to the ID of "Peerless Good j". Xin Xiaoan posted a post, if he beat the male junior, ps: I am also a man.

Li Jiang is a typical otaku. If Zhong Tianyu doesn’t use the car at night, he will either browse the forum or play games at home. The level of the forum is also high. He is considered an old man. Now he is refreshing and saw this post. He has never been in a relationship, but he has never eaten. Have you ever seen a pig run?

Gentle offensive and seductive, don't quarrel. ID: coachman.

Li Jiang is very satisfied with his answer. This is the conclusion he made after combining many online novels and the testimony of the real heroine, and there is basically no problem.However, there are a lot of fish in the forum, and if you don't answer your questions well, you can still unfold them.

Xin Anqi's fingertips were trembling, I used the previous one, okay?After looking around, he finally felt that the person whose ID was the coachman was more reliable, so Xin Xiaoan decided to chat with him privately.It was the first time he was not ashamed to ask his subordinates. After deliberating for a long time, he decided to be more polite.

I used a private message on the forum to mi the driver: You seem to understand quite well, do you have QQ?

Li Jiang saw it, yo, if someone needs me, he must go to it. Anyway, it is on the Internet, and you can’t kill someone if you give advice to others. You can say no. Besides, if you don’t understand, you can ask the boss, what about Zhong Tianyu? I understand!My boss is awesome.

Yes, 123456.

After a while, the small speaker flashed to verify that the message was peerless.

Agree by adding as a friend.So, luckily, his brother was unlucky, and he was waving to Xin Xiaoan, and Li Jiang's future life would undergo earth-shaking changes, and he simply regretted it.

Zhong Tianyu saw that Xin An had entered the room without any movement for a long time, so he wanted to go in and have a look, but he didn't want his cousin to think that he was looking for trouble, so he opened the refrigerator, poured it out and warmed it with milk.I listened on the door, but there was no strange sound, only the sound of the keyboard.

After opening the door and entering, Zhong Tianyu found that his cousin didn't notice him coming in, and was so focused that he didn't know what to type on the screen.It wasn't until the cup was placed on the table that Xin An noticed that his cousin was beside him, and hastily minimized the chat box and forum, "Cousin."

Although Xin An's movements were fast, Zhong Tianyu still saw him chatting with a man named Chefu on the Internet. There was a dense group of them, could they be Xin Xiaoan's classmates?The one named Chu Yuanlong?

"What's the matter?" Xin An watched the chat box below keep blinking yellow, and was a little anxious to see that his cousin hadn't left yet.

"It's okay, you go to bed early." Zhong Tianyu silently nodded his head, "Remember to brush your teeth after drinking milk."

"Understood." He frowned impatiently, even reminding him of this is too much.

"Call me when you're going to bed, and help you take a bath." Zhong Tianyu ignored his impatience, and exited the room and closed the door.The pain of unrequited love is like this, one's own concern, the other's impatience, knowing that he doesn't need it at all, but oneself can't help being mean again and again.

However, it is nice to have a cousin at home.

I took a book and lay on the big sofa in the living room to read, when a text message came in, I picked it up and saw that it was from Li Jiang, "Boss, are you free now?"

Li Jiang seldom sent text messages to himself, Zhong Tianyu felt that he must have something to look for him, "It's nothing, just tell me."

After a while, Li Jiang's question came, "I want to ask, there is a third party among homosexuals, and that third party is very unrestrained and shameless, what should I do?"

Zhong Tianyu was taken aback when he saw the question, Li Jiang is usually not quiet, but he is actually gay?

"You?" Zhong Tianyu went back without thinking, thinking that if it was really him, it would be more convenient to call him directly.

"No," Li Jiang felt a little distressed while holding his mobile phone. If he just said no, he would be regarded as embarrassed to say it under normal circumstances. Generally, his own problems are caused by his friends, and they are played like this on TV. It is better to just say it Okay, "A netizen asked me for help. I can do simple things, but this one is a bit complicated."

Zhong Tianyu raised his eyebrows, it wasn't him?netizen? "What kind of complicated method?" In fact, Zhong Tianyu is also a half-bottle, but at least as an elite, he must know something, otherwise he will embarrass the elite world, right?

"What kind of complicated method?" Anyway, I have nothing to do, my cousin only plays with the computer and chats with netizens and ignores himself. It's okay to help Li Jiang.

Over there, Xin An was still urging, "What do you say?"

Li Jiang replied, "Your situation is more complicated, let me think about it."

"Okay. I'll give you 3 minutes." Xin An looked at the keyboard and started counting the time.

Li Jiang hurriedly sent a message to Zhong Tianyu with his index finger flying, telling the general situation, including telling them that they have not yet confirmed their relationship, and when talking about a man's friend, the man will show an unusually gentle expression and so on.

In fact, to put it bluntly, Xin Xiaoan wanted to continue to be ambiguous, and neither wanted to decide on a relationship nor wanted the mistress to make trouble.Li Jiang didn't know anything about flirting, so he thought that this peerless prostitute was the wife, but he didn't expect that he wanted to play such a trick.After receiving the text message, Zhong Tianyu read it and felt that Li Jiang, a netizen, was not a thing. The text message was too slow, so he made a call.

"What kind of friends do you make friends with if you have nothing to do!" Zhong Tianyu was unhappy, and was deeply worried about the level of friendship of his subordinates.

Li Jiang knew he was in the wrong, but he had already taken over the job, so he must have the beginning and the end, "Boss, solving the problem will give you extra points."

You fucking pig, can you spend your points as money?Zhong Tianyu asked casually, "What's your netizen's name?"

"Peerless good j."

! !There are a lot of people with the same screen name, it’s okay, maybe it’s a name collision with Xin Xiaoan, Zhong Tianyu licked his lips, "What is your screen name? Tell the truth."

Li Jiang didn't want to say it at first, but the boss knew that he was going to lie, so he just said, "The coachman."

Zhong Tianyu's heart beat wildly a few times, coachman?One is a peerless hero, and the other is a coachman, isn't that just right?Xin Xiaoan and Li Jiang, male mistresses?help?

"Boss, what do you think should I do? He's urging me?" At the end of 3 minutes, Li Jiang held the phone and looked at the chat box that kept flashing.

Zhong Tianyu showed a particularly evil smile on the other side.