Rebirth of the slag brother

"Of course you didn't call 'bed', you just screamed. You're insane!"

I haven't seen this person before, and I haven't seen him since. He came out of the ground?

The gears of fate have gone awry, and all, many strangers have sprung up.No matter how he took the risk, the person in front of him had to be dealt with first. Before changing, Xin An would definitely fight first before talking about anything else, but now. . .

"Are you jealous when we call the bed? You can call it if you have the ability." Xin An stood there with his arms folded, "Single young men can't hold back when they hear the bed call. Why do you have an opinion when others don't have an opinion?"

"You bastard."

"I'm not an asshole. I'm just making a bed. How can I be an asshole? Who doesn't have a personality life, you should understand as a man. Oh, I'm sorry." Xin An said regretfully, "You are single, as I said just now, I I forgot, sorry."

"Fuck, you are looking for a fight! Call now if you have the ability."

Is this guy here to steal the show?It's even worse than myself!

Xin An didn't understand, most of the hotel-style apartments were lived in by gold-collar workers, and their quality should be very high, so why did they meet such a hooligan.

But it doesn't matter, the key to encountering hooligans is that you are more hooligan than him, "Call the bed, yes, listen up." Xin An cleared his throat, leaned on the wall with one hand and began to call, "Bed!! Bed~~ ~Bed..." In short, it was a variety of cadences, and finally it was not enough, so I opened my voice and shouted, "Um~~ah~~press hard~~oh yeah~baiya, it won't work there~~uh huh~~~ah !Coming!!"

The person upstairs was already dumbfounded, and the people next door opened the door, "Don't be ashamed, you are screaming in broad daylight!!"

Xin An innocently looked at the sister next door, "He's helping me move the bed. I told him, use force, you can't put it there, it'll be there soon, just hold on. That's it." You are definitely overthinking, Xin Xiaoan I felt pity for the innocent eyes. Looking at their exhausted expressions, I felt so refreshed that I wanted to sing a song about a man with a horse pole.

"I called, am I very capable?"

He actually had the nerve to ask, the young man was depressed, there was nothing he could do about meeting such a shameless master, let's withdraw.However, just after he turned around, Xin An stopped him.

"That's it?"

"What else do you want?"

Xin An wobbled at the footsteps of the second ancestor, "You asked me to call the bed, and I did too. But, you can't listen to it for nothing."

"Want money?"

"I don't want money, do I want your people?" Xin An raised his chin, feeling extremely happy. It hasn't been like this for a long time. He is really a converted serf singing. Whenever he gets the chance, he will be loud and shameless, no matter how shameless, and don't vent his heart. Depressed, will fine points.

"Two yuan, no need to change it." The young man threw a two-yuan bill to Xin An.

Xin An stared at the two yuan ticket, his eyes were a little straight, "Why don't you give me a three yuan ticket, so I can find you one."

"Damn you, you are out of print for two dollars, it's a bargain for you." The young man felt that he needed to go to the hospital immediately to see a chest surgeon, and he was very depressed.

Turning over and looking at the two yuan bill, Xin An's eyes were a little bit straight. If the out-of-print one is very valuable, "Cousin, come and take a look!!"

Although Zhong Tianyu was in a bit of pain just now, at least he staggered his position when Xin An fell, otherwise he would have died. Hearing what he said at the door and the sound of calling the bed just now, he had already leaned on the wall and laughed It's been 3 minutes, and I can't stop now.

"Cousin!!" Xin Xiaoan was very displeased. He used to appear in one second, but now it has been five seconds, which is too much.

Zhong Tianyu smiled, and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his clothes. It is really emotional for such a big man to shed tears.

"how?"

"Look at this piece of money." Xin An handed him the money.

Zhong Tianyu took a look, "It's true."

"how do you know?"

"I am older than you."

"How can you beat me!!!" Xin An was angry again, and turned to look at the young man, "Do you know who I am?"

"Why should I know who you are?" The young man was very disdainful.

Xin An was not reconciled, I am so well-known, but you don't know me, well, he pointed at his cousin, "Do you know who he is?"

The young man looked at Xin An for an idiot, and then said the truth, "He is your cousin, you called him just now."

Zhong Tianyu couldn't take it anymore, so he decided to withdraw first, otherwise the face-to-face laughter would really hit his cousin too hard.

I just wipe it!Xin An felt that today was the worst day after being reborn, because he was hit.In fact, we can’t blame the guy upstairs at all. The young man’s name is Bo Chao, and he’s a writer.His last book "Why Do People Get Mental Illness" was very popular, and he made some money. In order to have a better space for writing, he bought the second-floor apartment here, which happens to be the upstairs of Zhong Tianyu.

However, the writer was disturbed by the hustle and bustle of the house downstairs. You know the feeling of not having written a word all day. You know that the special constipation is very painful. I want to drop the computer, but I can’t bear it. It's like being shot while lying down.

But he didn't expect that there was a strange woman living downstairs. Bo Chao suddenly had an inspiration. He decided to write a series of articles called "Why Are People So Shameless". One book, however, he decided to break the curse, the inspiration was Xin An, he wanted to get in touch with Xin An to find more inspirations.

But Xin An only wanted to talk about money with him now, because he felt that his voice calling the bed was definitely better than the male stars in GV, so what would it be like to spend two dollars on?

"Friend, do you think this is okay? Let's make friends. I'll treat you to dinner. We will often come out and get together in the future?"

"No."

"no!"

This was Xin Xiaoan and Zhong Tianyu's voices in unison. Xin An said, "Your money and goods are settled, I don't want to see you again."

no! "I need you."

Xin An gasped, "Say it again!"

"I need you." I need you so much.I need you to inspire me, you are my muse.

With a loud slap of "slap", Bo Chao felt his cheeks hurt, but this slap broke through his long-term cavin period in an instant, and the turmoil of thoughts could not be stopped.

In addition to being happy is excitement, finishing writing early means selling money early, and then there will be a lot of money, and then you can deposit it in the bank to buy wealth management.You can have daily funds, daily benefits, Delibao, closed-end 1R66-day financial management and so on.

"Thank you, good fight." The young man was excited.Money rolls money, money begets money, and the sky sends money.

Xin An felt that this person was out of his mind, "Fuck." He left.

The youth was not discouraged, "Don't go, make friends."

"Get out!" With a bang, Zhong Tianyu pulled Xin An back and slammed the door.

"Okay, I don't know each other, the bed is called, money is earned, and people are hooked up, I can stand you." Zhong Tianyu put the two dollars into his pocket.

Xin An's eyes were red, and he was sad, "That's Lao Tzu's hard-earned money." The hard-earned money that people put so much effort into calling for bed, you actually took it away, so uncomfortable.

Finally, I can understand the bitterness of migrant workers not getting money after finishing their work.The cancer of capitalism must be removed.

"Be obedient, these two yuan are very precious, and now they are out of print. I will save them for you and give them to you when you grow up."

"How old? Wait until I get married. I don't want to. If I want, my children can go to kindergarten now!"

In fact, this is not a question of two dollars at all, but a question of who gave the money.

Zhong Tianyu can only accept that Xin An spends his own money, touches his own money, touches his own money, and is not allowed to do anything else.The family members reluctantly accept it, but if possible, don't.Because, holding people's hands is short.Xin An spent the family's money, subconsciously he wanted to listen to his family.The same is true for parents, who feel that after spending money on their children, the children will naturally listen to themselves, so as to achieve the effect of "control".

Therefore, Zhong Tianyu has always met all Xin An's requirements, gave him money, and raised him, just hoping that he would be so short of him, subconsciously listen to his own words and rely on himself, this is soft control.

Of course, such a manly and evil idea must not be spoken out.

"Xiao An, you don't know how generous your cousin is, how could I rob you of two dollars!"

Xin An was speechless, yes, my cousin is very generous. "Then you give it back to me."

Zhong Tianyu looked at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling and sighed, "Fuck you upstairs!" He took out his wallet and took out 100 yuan, "Here. Take it."

"I don't want a hundred, I want two!!"

"You don't want more than two yuan!"

"I can't ask for more from you." Xin An was moved by his kind heart, like that holy black lotus.I thought it was the mud that made me black, but in fact, it was already black, so I came out of the mud without being stained.

"In this case," Zhong Tianyu raised the money in his hand, "You call the bed for two yuan, I will give you one hundred, deduct the two yuan you took before, and you will pay me 98 yuan, logically you should call Forty-nine times. But, for the sake of your voice, it will be very difficult to call so many times at once. Don't leave the change, just count fifty times."

After Xin Xiaoan listened to it, he went through it again, and the 49 times of erasing the odds became [-] times!No no, that's not the point.

"You let me call the bed fifty times, and give me 100 yuan?"

"Yes. Hard work pays off."

"Okay." Xin An cheerfully took a hundred and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

wrong! "I'm so cheap! Damn! Why do I have to call fifty times!" How long will it take!