Rebirth of the slag brother

"Hey, kid." Xin An walked over and blocked the kid's way.

"I don't have any money." The child said while throwing the five yuan in his pocket on the ground, "This money is not mine, you can pick it up if you want it."

Is Lao Tzu a money grabber? !Is Laozi a person who picks up money from the side of the road casually! !Did you send a beggar for five dollars! ! !

Xin An stepped on the five yuan and twisted it under his feet, then, "Pick it up." He raised his chin at the child.

After all, the child is small, and an adult standing in front of him would still feel a little scared.

The mother at home said, give money if you want it, don’t be obsessed with money, life is the most important thing, but you can’t take off your pants, especially, don’t bend over to pick up money in front of men, there are too many perverts in this world!

Children don't understand why picking up money is as dangerous as picking up soap, but they listen to their mothers.

"Don't pick it up." The child said.

wipe!It was rejected!Xin An felt that he was quite a failure after rebirth, and he was not reconciled, "I am a gangster, do you know?"

"I don't know." The child shook his head.

"Then look, what do I look like?" Xin An asked fiercely.

Mom said again, the sweetest thing is outside. "You are like a star." When I go back, I must ask my mother to recite Buddhist scriptures a hundred times. It is wrong to lie.

star!Xin An?of course.

In terms of popularity, he is almost a household name, even those who have never met him will definitely know his name.In terms of appearance, all Korean celebrities and European and American handsome guys have to give way. Besides, they all have plastic surgery, and I am pure and natural.

So, star?Well deserved.

"Nowadays, the children's eyes are so sharp. My brother is very happy. I want to reward you, okay?" Xin An smiled like a flower.

The child listened to Xin Xiaoan's words and matched his smiling face, immediately took two steps back and was about to run away, Xin An grabbed his arm, and the child struggled and wanted to yell.

"I'll give you 200 yuan, please do me a favor." Before the child screamed, Xin An said.

200 yuan! !The child swallowed the life-saving forcefully, "Let me tell you, you can't do things that are harmful to nature and unethical, and you can't do things that violate our country's criminal law, constitution, economic law, marriage law, and various laws."

"Row."

"You say, let me think about it."

"You pick up the five yuan first." Xin An took out 200 yuan.

"Show me, it's so popular, it can't be a fake." Xin An handed him the money, and the child looked at it according to the method taught by the school teacher, and then picked up five yuan.

Xin An took five yuan and put it in his pocket, "See the uncle sitting over there?" He pulled the child aside, and the two of them leaned against the corner with their heads exposed.

"I see, what's the matter? Let me tell you, I won't kill people."

"You've watched too many movies, and I'll kill you to find you? You should look for it online." Xin An patted his head, "This is an opportunity for the society to test you. After passing the test, you will be judged by us." A secret organization has admitted, so you have to behave well."

The child said nervously, "It's not a cult."

"No, very serious." Xin An patted him on the shoulder, as if the future of the motherland depends on you.

"What's the name of your organization?" the child asked.

"The second satellite star federation organization of the Nansixi Empire Langdanla Confederation in our β galaxy is very mysterious. I was sent here to connect this time, but the person I connected with was very cunning. I am a tenth member of this organization. One of the big brains, so you can't reveal your identity at will without knowing the other party, but the connection task must be completed. I think your physique is very good, and it meets the requirements of our Star Federation organization. If this time, you If you can complete the task satisfactorily, our organization will recruit you." Xin An said that he was very good at the name of an organization with such a long name, so he absolutely didn't want to say it a second time, because he didn't remember it at all.

"The name of the second satellite star federation organization of the Nansixi Empire Randanla Alliance in your beta galaxy is so long! It's amazing."

Xin An was surprised and dropped the cup on the ground, kid, you are the one who is awesome.I only said it once and you will remember, I have forgotten, okay?

"Littering, five yuan fine!"

Xin An looked back and saw the aunt with the red cloth wrapped around her arm, silently took out five yuan and handed it over.

"You are so cowardly." The child said, "Why don't you use radiation?"

"You pig, can the ray be used casually? This is the earth." Xin An brought the topic back, "Did you see him? Go over now and say that you are a peerless j. J means jack, do you know?" Everything is wrong.

"Yeah. I know."

"The other party is code-named coachman. The content of this conversation is limited to 10 minutes, so there is no need to say more."

"Well, I see, it's just about 200 yuan."

Xin An felt that the child got into the show very quickly, which was very good, "Yes, let's talk about 200 yuan, and don't talk about more than one yuan."

"Then what am I going to say?"

"I met him in a forum. We talked about some relationship issues in order to avoid people's eyes and ears. In short, remember, he will say yes or no when he asks you, and there is no need to say anything else. Try not to expose yourself. Xin An took out his phone and pressed it a few times, and handed it to the child, "When I walked in front of him just now, I sent the text message on the screen, you know?"

The child took it with both hands and looked at it, then nodded solemnly, "I know."

"Let's go." Xin An finally gave him a firm hug.

The child left, "Come back." Xin An stopped him again.

"how?"

"Remember to return this to me later. Don't look at him like a mobile phone, but he is actually my communicator. Without him, I can't go back to my planet."

"I'll give it back to you, don't worry."

The child is gone, and Xin An is hiding in a place that is hidden from you to watch.

Li Jiang was waiting impatiently. It had been a long time since he sent the message and he didn't reply.So, he was going to post another one, if this peerless good j still disappeared, he would be blocked.

As soon as the message was sent, the child just walked up to his desk, the message was prompted, and the tragic child looked at the prompt that popped up on the screen and couldn't click it, and the prepared message behind was blocked, "Where have you been? ’ he read it.

Li Jiang looked at the child, and the child looked at Li Jiang, there was no text message, and there was still a mouth. This is the time for the organization to test itself, "I am a peerless jerk."

His voice was immature with seriousness, seriousness with imposing manner, and imposing manner with childishness, Li Jiang was shocked by him, "Are you a peerless hot jerk?"

"Hmm." The child naturally sat next to him.

"Are you ten years old?" Li Jiang sweated profusely.

"Eight years old." Two words, very concise.

"Why do kids have such vulgar online names?"

"j is jack's j, you are overthinking." The child was very smart and copied Xin An's words.

I wipe!What have I done to my child?I am so impure! "Drink?"

"Mother said, little kids can't drink coffee."

Li Jiang took a sip of iced coffee to calm himself down, "You are so young, you actually have relationship problems?"

"Emotions are regardless of age." The teacher said that human beings should not be discriminated against.

Li Jiang scratched his face. This meeting was quite weird. He couldn't believe that an eight-year-old child could speak such adult words and type quickly. He couldn't believe it.

"You are not peerless good j."

"Uncle, don't swear."

Li Jiang didn't understand where I was swearing.Seeing that Li Jiang didn't admit it, the child said, "You can't say words like dick!"

I go!I am wronged, I am wronged!Li Jiang deeply felt that he was being tricked, and wanted to ask some questions, but the child stood up and said, "It's time."

"What time?"

"Sorry, I can't answer the questions in the text. It's only 200 yuan, and I won't talk about a word."

Fuck!Fraud!It's wicked to let a child go fishing! "Where's your lord? Is it nearby?" Call the police, definitely call the police.

"I've said it all, I can't talk anymore, I can only talk about 200 yuan."

Li Jiang took out his wallet and gave the child two hundred, "Two hundred for 10 minutes, so expensive." Damn it, I came to meet netizens, it was such a failure, this account must be charged to Tian Yuan, if it wasn't for him, I would How come you come out to buy groceries?If it weren't for him, how could I have accepted face-to-face from strangers so easily and without any sense of vigilance?It's all his fault.

The child looked at the money, but didn't take it, because Xin An didn't tell him that there was such a link, should he take it or not?

What if this is a conspiracy by the other party?What if there is a tracker on it?The second satellite star federation organization of the Nansixi Empire Langdanla Alliance in the β galaxy is very high-end and foreign just by its name, and the person who connected with him must also be from the technical department. The possibility of installing tracking bombs on banknotes cannot be ruled out.

"No." The child rejected Li Jiang fiercely.

Li Jiang's hand holding the money was fixed there. If he didn't take the money, it would mean that the fraud was invalid, and he was being cautious again?He was becoming more and more confused about the purpose of Peerless Love J.Could this guy be crazy?

The child had already walked far away, and when he turned the corner, he saw Xin An squatting there, "Brother Star, I have successfully completed the task!" The child was very excited.

"So nice."

"I didn't even want the two hundred he offered me!"

Xin An took out two hundred, "Here."

"You already gave it to me."

"This is to reward you, you have completed the task perfectly."

"Then I was recruited by your No. [-] Satellite Star Federation organization?"

"Well, recruited."

"Is there a badge!!" The child was very excited.

Xin An bit his lip, "The badge needs to be customized, I'll let you know when it's done."

"That's great!" The child jumped up and cheered, "I'll tell you my mother's phone number. Wait, you must call me. My name is Dong Shuai."

"Okay." No wonder.

After Xin An left, the child was still immersed in the unbelievable excitement, "Xiao Shuai! You child, you ran away as soon as you took the medicine."

"Mom, I don't want to take medicine, I'm not sick."

"This child, take the medicine obediently, and the disease will be cured."

"Mom, let me tell you in secret. Someone will call you in a few days. He is one of the heads of the second satellite star federation organization of the Nansixi Empire Randanla Alliance in the beta galaxy, because I have completed the task. , he will give me a badge."

"..." There was a moment of silence, "This medicine doesn't work. I'm sick again!"

(Sisters, don’t be careless and read the name of the organization with me!)