[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

After experiencing such an exciting event, Stark was no longer sleepy. He pulled the whalebill stork up, pulled the collar and led the whalebill towards the camp. On the way, he met Rogers and Barnes who rushed over.

"What's going on?" Rogers asked, checking Stark with his covert vision, confirming his status.

"It's okay." Stark was in a good mood today, and took the initiative to turn around to show this guy who always thought he was a great uncle, and handed the snake's body and head to the other party: "It's dealt with, clean it up." a little."

As for the strange baby giraffe, Stark didn't say.

He didn't want to give these people a reason to invade the grasslands and hunt animals here.

Don't want to give any reason.

Rogers, who was still in a daze, didn't realize it, but Barnes understood the abnormal color of the snake, and took out the special fireproof material they made for going out, which was a bit like tin foil, and he could shape it by himself to become a pot or a snake. The bowl has stronger shaping ability and is very convenient to use in the field.

Barnes wrapped the snake in it, poured some combustion-supporting liquid, and ignited it.

Rogers also understood and did not stop him.

They are soldiers and also superheroes.

Responsibilities to society are complicated, and no one knows whether the decision is correct this time, but they will still do it.

In a few seconds, the aroma of grilled snake meat permeated the air.

"Eat?" Barnes asked.

Stark: ...

Shaking his head, shaking his head frantically, he pressed down the stork who was very interested and stuck his head out.

However, there are strange things here, and we still need to be vigilant. Stark cut the matter a bit, and only kept the part where the stork exploded and attacked.

"I didn't see anything, it seemed to eat something." Stark said he was very innocent.

The shoebill stork who was pulled over and forced to take the blame did not struggle, just stared at Fury silently, his expression did not change, and he was equally innocent.

Even with Fury's polygraph skills, it's impossible to see anything from this dull stork's face.

perfect.

Fury: ...

He felt that sooner or later he would be pissed off by Stark.

Now there is an extra stork as an accomplice.

It’s just that!

"All return to the aircraft carrier and take off at 7 am." Fury gave the order.

Since there are unknown enemies, it is safest to return to the aircraft carrier.The officer gave an order, but the soldiers did not know why, but they carried out the order meticulously. In the blink of an eye, the ground was cleared, and Stark also returned to his room. When he turned around, he saw the stork following him.

"Sleep with me?" he asked.

Stork turned his head to the side and seemed to think seriously, then walked onto Stark's bed with his calves...

No!

"Wait! You can only go to bed after washing your feet!"

Stark jumped up and hugged the body of the shoebill stork, and lifted it up. The stork conditionedly curled up its feet and retracted its neck. The whole ball became a bird ball. K was hugged.

It's outrageous to cooperate.

Stark was stunned, feeling a little sorry for not doing anything, so he just carried it to the bathroom.

"Shoebill from the swamp, so I guess you're not afraid of water." Affirmative.

I have to take a bath even if I am afraid of water.

The "crown" of the shoebill stork was removed and put away, leaving only the restraining collar around its neck.

Stork quietly watched him work.

Humans turn on the shower for it, and at the same time turn on the independent faucet placed on the bathtub to drain water.

The shower sprinkled clean water at just the right temperature, and the stork just closed its nictitating membrane to prevent water from getting into its eyes.It just rolled its big white eyes like this, neither dodging nor avoiding, and slightly raised its head, adapting to the feeling of water droplets continuously beating on its feathers.

The warm water is separated by the feathers on the surface of the Shoebill Stork, so it cannot penetrate and touch its skin, and soon separates into countless water droplets and rolls down one after another.

The stork thought for a while, and tried to open its wings slightly.

It seems that the situation has not improved, and it still has confusion on its expressionless face.

Seeing that the shoebill's little fur was lying on its back, and its neck showed a slightly retracted posture, it looked docile and docile, and it was even more dumbfounded. Obviously, it had never experienced this, so Stark tried to teach it.

"Shake it." He shook his head.

I have never raised a shoebill, but humans have seen how ordinary birds take a bath.

Stork looked at the human being, then shook his head slightly.

A small question mark almost materialized on the side of the head.

The innocent appearance made Stark helpless. He realized that he could not refuse the other party's question, so he could only demonstrate it himself.

"Okay, okay. Honey, you win. Come on, do it to Daddy, like this."

He lowered his head and put the top of his head under the shower, holding his breath, letting the water wet his hair, rushing down his neck, and swarming into the dark tight blouse.

Allowing his body to catch the water for more than ten seconds, Stark raised his neck and stepped back out of the range of the water flow, making the gesture of a bird lifting the water on his back.

Finally, he shook his head vigorously, shaking out many drops of water from left to right.

The stork looked at him.

Stark, who was dizzy from being thrown by himself, pointed at the shower and gasped: "It's your turn, cub."

This is his limit. Humans can't shake their hair like a drum washing machine like birds and beasts. He will throw his brains out first.

The shower was still splashing water, and the stork seemed to be frightened, maintaining a posture of slightly opening its wings and looking at humans.

Stark didn't understand, so he wiped his face, reached out to the shower and made another gesture of invitation: "Go, try it. It's not difficult, just put your head in it, and then fuck. How easy!"

"Da, da." The whalebill made two noises.

It really agreed, imitating Stark's movements, bowing his head and sending his head in.

A few seconds later, when the head was completely soaked, it raised its head again, its slender neck stretched straight, its beak almost hit the shower, and then it began to shake its fur.

Stark: ...! ! !

herb!

He forgot that it was a stork with wings spread out and a foot 4 meters wide.

If it's the bathroom in Stark's house, of course it's no problem, let alone 4 meters, he can find a place for him to take a bath at 40 meters.

But this shabby aircraft carrier obviously does not have this condition.

When the stork opened its wings, Stark was pushed straight into the bathtub.

Now it's all right, and the pants are completely soaked.

The stork shivered.

It got the instinctive call, and immediately understood what to do next. It flexibly shook its neck and shoulders under the shower, diverted the water flow, and infiltrated along the gaps opened by the feathers, cleaning every feather and skin.

Stark was shaken by the water on his face, so he simply took off his clothes and took a bath with the whalebill stork.

"Bathwash or shampoo?"

Here comes the traditional question of a novice shit shovel officer who hasn't done his homework.

Stark decides to call in the AI's help.

AI: ...

The AI ​​resignedly turned on the projection screen, and in the splash of water, listed the common knowledge of bird breeding one by one, added various annotations, and interspersed a few small videos of the zoo's breeding of whalebill storks as detailed explanations, ensuring that no matter how Anyone with a handicap can learn it.

Fortunately, this shoebill was a mutated animal with higher tolerance than regular pets, so there wasn't much to pay attention to. Stark squeezed a big dollop of shower gel on his back while washing his body.

Stork looked back at him, and opened his mouth to bite the bottle of shower gel.

This is good, the shower gel rushed out, covering Stark's face.

Stark:! ! !

Ah Fvck!

He wants to push back too!

AI quietly watched as Sir ravaged the shower gel like a three-month-old baby.

Wild Shoebills don't need body wash, which would wash off the oil that protects their body from their feathers, which would do no good, but for a laboratory-born variant of Shoebill who is obviously more accustomed to following humans That being said, there's nothing wrong with putting on some shower gel.

Importantly, the two of them had a great time.

Stork seemed to understand something, approached Stark, and used the small hook at the front of the big mouth to cut Stark's hair.

Following the instinct of a bird to groom its feathers, it licks those hairs, combing from the root to the back.

Stark uttered a strange cry: "Cub! Dad is going to be bald by you!"

During the struggle, the water splashed Lao Gao and Lao Gao, and the stork was also thrashing, feeling that he had nowhere to go, so he simply walked into the bathtub.

At this time, most of the water in the tank has been filled, and the whalebill squats down, instantly raising the water level by virtue of its own size.

This stork, which is definitely not puffy, lifted the water line of the bathtub to the top with a single force, broke through the surface tension, and quickly covered the floor.

Stark laughed heartily while praying that the bathroom of the Aegis aircraft carrier would be waterproof.

He turned the shower head around and rinsed it with the stork in his arms.

Stork didn't understand, so he grinned, and the wide mouth seemed to be smiling.