Lovelorn Front Alliance

Ye Bandit shook his head in a daze, "What time is it?"

Jing Boran looked at his phone, "It's past eleven o'clock, it looks like Ruo Qinghan won't be back."

Ye Bandit obviously yawned, "This bastard, is he going to lose his virginity tonight?"

"Isn't that a good thing?" Jing Boran picked up his teacup and sipped tea, "At least he forgot about Liu Yiting, that's a good thing."

"Liu Yiting?" Ye Bandit said, "By the way, is Liu Yiting back? Still in Vienna?"

Jing Boran thought for a while, "I'm back, but she is in Shanghai now, I don't know if she will come here."

Bandit Ye yawned again, "I'm going to bed first, brother, you go to bed early too." Jing Boran nodded, looked at the notebook in his hand and said nothing.

the next day.

Mo Que always wakes up early, he has the habit of running in the morning, but today he looks very special, Mo Que's eyes are bloodshot, there are thick dark circles under his eyes, and his hair is also messy, he hasn't slept almost all night, tangled My head hurts a lot.

This person, if he got into the horns, he would be in big trouble, but Mo Que's character, as long as he got into it, he wouldn't be able to get out without someone else guiding him to death.

Mo Que put the matter aside in the end and learned from Ye Bandit's method. Since it can't be solved, let time solve it.Thinking of Ye Bandit, Mo Que felt a throbbing pain in his forehead again, what was wrong with Ye Bandit yesterday?This guy is so narrow-minded, he must have pissed him off now, when was the last time we had a fight?It seems to be when I was in school. At that time, Ye Bandit ignored him for a whole semester, treated him as air, and completely ignored him. Every time Mo Que spoke, Ye Bandit pretended not to hear him, as if he was not there. In the end, it was Jing Boran who came forward to solve the problem.

Mo Que has a headache again, what should I do?Forget it, never mind...

There are a lot fewer people doing morning exercises, and PM2.5 has reached a new high. Going out for morning exercises has gradually become synonymous with chronic suicide. Mo Que's morning exercises are getting later and later, and are becoming more and more confined to the community. This also makes someone... ...with a chance.

Situ Wuwei overslept, obviously he also struggled in the middle of the night, but in the end he fell asleep, under the repeated bombardment of the alarm clock, the first thing Situ Wuwei noticed after waking up was someone wandering around in the community , stared at it with complicated eyes, and finally went to wash up.

Mo Que ran absent-mindedly, tripped over a branch, leaned forward, and was supported by Situ Wuwei.Mo Que froze all over, looking at Situ Wuwei's face, entangled thoughts surged up again.

"Be careful." Mo Que heard Situ Wuwei say this.

Be careful with your sister!Everything is because of you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mo Que growled in his heart, I am not ready to see you, who would allow you to appear in front of me?

Situ Wuwei looked at Mo Que's cheek for a long time, let go of the hand supporting him, parted his mouth and gave a forced smile, "Have you eaten?" Mo Que turned his head, "No." After finishing speaking, he continued to run .

Situ Wuwei also ran up, followed behind Mo Que, and said in an enthusiastic voice: "I didn't eat, why don't we go together?"

Mo Que just felt upset and panicked, "No need."

Situ Wuwei still chased behind Mo Que, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Can you tell me why?"

Mo Que: "Huh?"

Situ Wuwei said: "I don't want to die for no reason."

Mo Que felt aggrieved for a while, all kinds of feelings were tangled together, and finally he had a stomachache and wanted to go to the bathroom.

Mo Que didn't say a word, just rushed upstairs, thinking about leaving Situ Wuwei's side, when he reached the stairs, he happened to meet Ruo Qinghan, who was carrying a bag of coffee, Mo Que said suspiciously: "You... last night Didn't come back?"

Ruo Qinghan paused, "How do you know?"

Mo Que poked Ruo Qinghan's neck, "There are traces."

Ruo Qinghan: "... Should I find out the scarf?"

Mo Que sneered and said, "Don't, don't, the temperature has dropped recently, but it's not that cold."

Ruo Qinghan sighed.

Mo Que couldn't help asking again: "You really did it?"

Ruo Qinghan rolled his eyes, "The elevator is here! Come in, gossip man!"

Mo Que still looked at Ruo Qinghan with strange eyes.

Ruo Qinghan said helplessly: "There will be no AIDS! He is wearing a condom."

Mo Que reluctantly retracted his gaze, and the two soon arrived in the house, Ye Bandit happened to get up, and waved to Ruo Qinghan: "Morning."

Mo Que: "..."

Ruo Qinghan: "Morning." He tilted his head, "Mo Que, what's wrong with you?"

Mo Que was crying in his heart.Look, look, look, start ignoring me again!Now it's all right, the only person who can confide is gone, Mo Que, Mo Que, why can't you always remember that if you don't die, you won't die!

Mo Que forced a cough, "It's nothing."

Ruo Qinghan happily went back to the house with the coffee, it seemed that he was not going to share this thing with everyone, which was a little strange, but Mo Que couldn't notice, he was in a daze, and Ye Bandit went to wash up, but he didn't notice.

Mo Que walked towards his room, Jing Boran walked towards him, seeing his appearance, a appearance I knew a long time ago, "Regret?" Without waiting for Mo Que's answer, he went to the balcony to wash up.

Mo Que went back to the house, turned on the computer he used most recently, which had been dusty for a long time before, and then logged on to the QQ that he hadn't used for a long time, and hung it up by the way.Mo Que searched for employment information on the Internet again. In any case, finding a job is the right way, and put the rest aside.

Suddenly, the QQ prompt sounded, and a temporary conversation came from a person nicknamed Mengmei

cute girl emptiness

·Handsome guy, we are in the same place~

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

·...

·What the hell?

cute girl emptiness

· Oh, brother, you are broken

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

·... Oh, I didn't time travel, did I?

cute girl emptiness

·Traveling?Brother, people like time travel~ Do you want me to experience the feeling of time travel?

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

·You found the wrong person...I don't know you

cute girl emptiness

·Hmm~ People are looking for you!Brother, you are bad!

Mo Que felt that he had encountered a neuropathy

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

Who the hell are you, tell me, I still have to eat

cute girl emptiness

·He didn't eat, brother, do you want to treat him to dinner?

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

·…Which of your eyes saw that I was going to treat you to dinner?

cute girl emptiness

·Brother, you are bad! [crying] I am so hungry [crying]

Mo Queqianqianxinyan

·…Oh, what are you doing?

cute girl emptiness

·Brother, I am in Sunshine Plaza now~ Do you want to come and see me?

Mo Que suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then looked at the profile picture and name, dragging this person into the blacklist in an instant, what the hell is wrong with me!I've heard Ye Bandit say that there will be girls coming to solicit customers on QQ, but I didn't expect to meet them.

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and many more……

Miss?

That's right, if you call a lady, you will know whether you are gay or not!Mo Que almost praised his decision!Isn't it, you know it at a glance!

Mo Que thought about it for a long time, and finally thought... how to find Miss?This is a problem... The content of the TV series Starscream kept appearing in Mo Que's mind, looking for a lady, being arrested, and being interrogated in a bureau, "My lord! This is really my first time! I'm not a regular customer! I came here for See if I'm GAY! I'm really not here for whoring!"

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ORZ let me die!

What's more, it's hard to say whether it's clean or not!What should I do if I have an STD? QAQ

Mo Que cried inwardly, and thought about it again, I made a fool of myself, there is still bird flu going on outside!Is it safe to look for this time?If I go, I’d better find a pornographic website to watch pornographic movies... Oh, there are men in pornographic movies too【==】Let’s find a lady and see when I can find one.

Mo Que was entangled in the house, but Ye Bandit didn't know, getting up in the morning with the sun shining and the birds singing was in a good mood.Jing Boran knocked his head with a smile, "Mo Que is sick."

Ye Bandit curled his lips, "What's none of my business?"

Jing Boran said: "You are narrow-minded."

Bandit Ye raised his head and smiled, "Brother, I promised you not to hold grudges, but I didn't promise you to be warm to him."

Jing Boran smiled, and didn't care, no matter how noisy the two awkward guys were, as long as Ye Bandit didn't hold grudges, it would be fine.The atmosphere in the dormitory back then was so weird that Mo Que almost wanted to suggest to the counselor to change the dormitory.

"You can just bully him." Ruo Qinghan stretched himself on the sofa, "Then he'll try to make a fool of himself to see if you don't feel sorry for him to death."

"I'll take care of him." Ye Bandit raised his eyebrows, "Speaking of which, are you cooking today?"

Ruo Qinghan said: "Okay, what to eat?"

Jing Boran said, "As you wish."

Ye Bandit said: "As you wish."

Ruo Qinghan said speechlessly: "You really are two random people, just wait!" He got up and went to the kitchen.

Ye Bandit smiled at Jing Boran.

Jing Boran also smiled back at Ye Bandit, and Ye Bandit turned on the TV as usual and jumped to the music channel, where a song ASLONGAS YOULOVEME was playing. , you can bring a family member, do you want to go out and have fun?"