Blind box boyfriend app

"What are you four doing hiding upstairs?" Someone knocked on the door again, and then it opened, and it was Uncle Zhou Zhou Guogang who walked in. The uncle restrained himself very well, and his aura was just right to make people awe-inspiring, instead of Zhou Qichao who was almost thorny, whoever took a second look would eat him alive.

"Come downstairs quickly, the three of you come down to help, Xiaotang, you continue to rest, I heard that you just fell ill last night, don't let the root cause of the illness come to light, got it?" Uncle Zhou didn't close the door after he finished speaking, Obviously really anxious, very busy.

Gu Youtang also immediately interrupted the small symposium, urging everyone to go down and help, while he himself waited for everyone to leave, opened his mobile phone, found the blind box boyfriend app and poked it in, subconsciously found Zhou Qiqi's doll picture stare.

After watching it for a long time, I just sighed, so I asked my seniors for advice.

His senior hasn't contacted him for a day, and he doesn't know if he misses him.

Gu Youtang first sent an emoji package, followed by a large paragraph about his itinerary for the day, what he did, what he ate, what tasks were in progress, and all the details of his life were shared in the past.

The eloquent two thousand words were densely packed together. Gu Youtang stared at the message he had sent, and was stunned, suddenly a little embarrassed. He was afraid that he had talked too much, and he was also afraid that he had said too much. Look, in the end, I just perfunctory myself, and even despise myself as annoying.

As a result, the pictures in his imagination did not exist. Gu Youtang was worrying unnecessarily. Senior Mr. K replied to his message in 3 minutes, first with an emoji, and then with a few compliments: Great, keep working hard.

Gu Youtang immediately showed a smile, his feet were shaking on the bed, and it turned out that his injury was involved, he hissed, and replied to the message: that is, I feel a little brow, now the total plus Zhou Qiqi , Only three people have not been untied, I am so awesome, one by one, they are not my opponents at all.

K: Well, awesome.

Little monster: So what is senior doing now?

The legendary Mr. K looked up at the Buddha in the Buddhist room, surrounded by huge eighteen arhats made of golden statues and Avalokitesvara with thousands of hands. There was little fragrance and mist in the room, and sparks were like fireflies.

Little Monster: Atonement?Redemption for what?Senior, what did you do?

Mr. K answered very slowly, as if he was struggling to type. Every word required him to use all his strength to accurately press it on the keyboard. Maybe it won't be long before he can't even type, so he can only speak. But after he opened his mouth, wouldn't his lucky vitality flow to his younger brother like a flood in the gap?

Mr. K's thinking is divergent, but he can use two things at once. He always answers the little monster's curious curiosity: nothing, I don't know, I was wondering if I was a heinous bastard in my previous life, and I came to pay off my debts in this life.

Little monster: Wow, Mr. K, do you actually believe in past and present lives?

Mr. K sent a smiling expression: Probably, in this world, many things cannot be explained clearly, and I am doing my best to obey the destiny.

Little Monster: Then I wish you success!

Mr. K smiled in the Buddhist room, but suddenly remembered the master's warning to stay away from this little monster, so the smile faded, mixed with the muddy sandalwood, and fell into the heavy darkness.

Little Monster: Senior, you seem to talk very little today, are you not happy?

Mr. K thought for a while, and he was not unhappy, but felt a little troublesome, feeling uncomfortable being restricted. He would not be able to return to China in the future, and he would take his younger brother to live abroad forever. The monsters are thousands of miles away, it's really unspeakable unwillingness.

But if you don't go, you will die.

He will die.

K: It's okay, but I'm a little tired and feel that life is meaningless.

Gu Youtang looked at the literary and artistic words, and couldn't laugh or cry: Senior, you are good at philosophy. The meaning of life is meaningless. If you are happy at this moment, you can make money. Isn't there a saying on the Internet that talking is always unrealistic, because you don't want to talk about it? Know which will come first, the accident or the future, maybe you will be hit by a car the next second you go out, or you will belch when an earthquake hits while sitting at home, so don’t explore those illusory things, at this moment, you If you want to do something, then do it, if you want to see something, then watch it, don't procrastinate.

Do whatever comes to your mind, this is Gu Youtang's motto in life.

He doesn't want to leave regrets in his life, so he naturally promotes his outlook on life everywhere.

Of course, in the eyes of Ke Yunmeng and others, this kind of outlook on life is pure 3-minute enthusiasm.

Ke Yifu looked at this long series of words, and his heart felt rippling one by one, as if something was constantly tumbling, trying to lift his shell of imitating another person and break out, but he didn't dare, he was afraid die.

When you die, there is nothing left!

But what does he have now?He seemed to have... nothing.

Since he was a child, the compassion he had was not what he wanted at all, and he would never get the health and freedom he wanted. Now that he has health and freedom, he loses himself, and discovers a more interesting existence than himself, but he must What the hell has he been doing all his life?

Ke Yifo has read many scriptures, each of which persuaded him to put it down, but he wrote so many volumes and memorized them so many times, the fundamental purpose of which was to copy and recite because he couldn't put it down.

He begged all the evil spirits and ghosts in the world to give him a little miracle, and also begged the gods and Buddhas to take pity on him, but in this life, the only miracle was this little monster.

The whole world is living in reality step by step. This little monster jumps out, weird and secret, obviously a monster, but he can't do magic at all, stupid to death, and always loves to depend on others, crying and crying at every turn, and finally But he can see it better than anyone else.

He should have wanted to make wine with monsters at first, thinking that he might be able to borrow some life, but now?

Ke Yifu is 30 years old this year. He opened a vest vx account, chatting with a little monster all day long, teasing a little monster, worrying that the little monster will die, and afraid that the little monster will not pass the test and appear crying. Looking forward to what expression the little monster will have on the day when he finds out that he is a senior, and he feels that being affected by such emotions is extremely bad, and he should leave decisively, but now he is procrastinating and hiding in the Buddhist room, feeling the gradual loss of his arm. He told himself that he was not waiting for any miracle to happen, nor did he procrastinate. He just came to chant the scriptures and finished copying the last volume of the Diamond Sutra.

Then run for your life.

Go to an ordinary, realistic and ordinary foreign country, maybe after living in a foreign country for a long time, you will encounter one or two strange monsters, of course, it will not be a domestic little rabbit monster, it should be a vampire If you are lucky enough to catch the vampire and eat the blood of the vampire, you may be able to prolong your life.

Ke Yifu was indifferent, lowered his eyelashes, and after copying the last line with his right hand, the brush in his hand fell to the ground. He felt that he couldn't move at all, his right hand couldn't move at all, so the younger brother should be able to move, right?

Must go.

He stood up and walked out of the Buddhist room. The driver outside the house had already been waiting for a long time, and the private jet was waiting on the huge lawn behind the house. He only needed to take the car to get on the plane to complete all the tasks for today.

But he walked to the door, did not get in the car, went back, walked to the basement, the basement was his collection of talisman papers from all over the world that were said to be very effective, plus various illuminated beads, Buddha statues, and strange photos What, one of the areas is full of pictures of a little monster, used things, eaten potato chips, touched glasses, some weird video videos, you name it.

Ke Yifu went in with the oil drum, asked the driver to pour gasoline on everything, and then poured it all the way outside the villa, and then circled around the villa, and finally gave the driver an order to start the ignition, and in the afternoon of late winter , a private residential area in the western suburbs of Shanghai was ablaze, and then a private plane took off.

On the plane, Ke Yifo was going to use the identity of Mr. K to bid farewell to the little monster, otherwise he was afraid that the little monster would be anxious and leave for no reason, so he had to say goodbye, otherwise it would be impolite, wouldn't it?

After Ke Yifo explained to himself in this way, he found the vx of the little monster, and just said: I may not be able to accompany you in the future, so I can take care of myself.

After Ke Yifo left with his younger brother, he didn't have to worry about being drawn. According to his observation, all the people drawn by the little monster were people who were very close to him.

So in fact, he didn't need to get close to the little monster before. It was enough to take his brother away from Shanghai. Who knew that it was a mess now, and he walked like a deserter.

Gu Youtang was playing games at first, but when he saw the news that his senior was leaving, he immediately panicked, and the panic of no one sharing his stupid things would be worse than losing 3000 billion yuan.

Little Monster: Why, why?Senior, did I not do well there?Does it make you unhappy?

Gu Youtang kept searching for the reason: if there is any problem, you can tell us and we can solve it together. If I make you unhappy, I apologize first.

I don’t play the little monster game anymore, and I don’t care about being scolded by my teammates. I feel wronged and scared in a panic. I am afraid that I will have to face these difficult and difficult unlocking contents alone in the future. Even a person who can talk No, loneliness, endless loneliness, if there was no senior to help him before, he could still bear it, but the senior helped him and kept helping him, and now you tell him to leave, aren't you deliberately messing with his mentality?

Gu Youtang also said: I still think that if I can survive, we will have a face-to-face in the future. I will take you to eat the most delicious crayfish in the world. Let's watch a movie together, and then go to Disneyland. During the Chinese New Year I will also give you a red envelope, we can be good friends for a lifetime, because we have lived and died together, for me, it is a life and death together.

The little monster made a voice: "Don't leave me, if I'm too clingy in the future, just scold me, I'll take care of things by myself, I won't ask you everything, don't get annoyed by me, I have no one to talk to These things, please, I was wrong..."

Gu Youtang, who is so proud of himself, never thought that he would have such a day, but now he is so embarrassing, no one sees, no one knows, only the seniors know.

K: It has nothing to do with you, it is my own problem.

Gu Youtang didn't believe it: "Don't lie to me! You just hate me, right? Forget it, forget it, I don't beg you, bye bye bye, just pretend I never knew you! But thank you for helping me before, goodbye."

Gu Youtang quickly deleted K, as long as he deleted others first, it would mean that he dumped K, not K dumped him!

Gu Xiaotang, who consciously saved his meager face, lay on the bed, playing games carelessly, sobbing and choking for a while, then got up and secretly swore that even without the help of his seniors, he would definitely be able to untie him and make him a kid!Anyway, the senior always sent Uncle Ke to help him, and now he and Uncle Ke have fallen out, and it just so happens that they can't help him, so let's pretend they never knew each other.

In the future, he will definitely meet other unlucky seniors who have used this app.

After wiping away the tears, Young Master Gu is another hero.

He didn't care about the worn place between his legs, he endured it, and stopped playing games. The investigation of Faxiao's heart knot is the most important thing, but now there is no breakthrough in the investigation of Faxiao, and he has fallen into a dead end. alright.

Feng Yu, apart from his stepbrother, was one of the people who hadn't been released by him earlier.

The accessory of Yu Yu who is currently filming in the film crew is a mobile phone. Before his second child was discovered, he deliberately said a lot of words to stimulate Yu Yu to collect the collection. Now it seems that it may be the time to collect the fruits. La.

Gu Youtang called Yu Yu's assistant, Brother Pang, and said that he wanted to visit the class.

After the fat brother got connected, he faltered for a long time, hesitating, and said every word, 'It's better not to come, otherwise it will affect the state of depression'.

"Then I can't even look at it from a distance? And I'm not visiting him, but my father, and you by the way. Oh, and Director Rice." Gu Xiaotang opened his eyes and said nonsense.

The fat brother was still in a dilemma, walked to a quieter place, lit a cigarette, and said, "Actually, it's not that I don't want you to come, the main reason is that the state of depression has just entered, and he is now the male lead, and that one is for revenge." The male protagonist at all costs, you will be scared when you see him like this, he will definitely come to me when the time comes, and ask me what's going on, get you here, and make you feel bad for him , Didn’t love anything, you know, he loves to cry too much, with well-developed lacrimal glands, as if desperate, he almost exposed his sexual orientation because of you before, if you torment him again this time, I think he has to learn from it Your brother jumped into the Huangpu River."

Gu Youtang wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Ahahaha... this..." I didn't make Yan Xiao jump into the river, it was him who insisted on jumping, so it can't be blamed on me.

"By the way, Xiaotang, I'm not talking about you. It's better for you to get back together with your brother. He's still in a lawsuit with us. The two screenwriters are still in conflict. You just let go of it, your brother." I'm afraid you're going to get emotional, just like after you broke up with Xie Jin, someone backhandedly asked someone to sue the movie you invested in."

Gu Youtang scratched his hair, the heads were all big, the ambition just now shrank back a little, and he began to feel lazy again and let it be.

He hung up the phone here, and went back to sleep on the bed naturally. He didn't know that after the fat brother hung up the phone, he just turned his head and saw his movie star looking at him sternly.

"Why are you looking at me like this, Ma De, it's really creepy." The fat man hugged his fat self, "I'm not talking to the person who wants to advertise with you, not who you think, just act well, Don't smash your own signboard, and I'm doing it for your own good, don't worry, if a little thing really comes to you, I will tell you as soon as possible."

The actor was dressed in black, and in the winter, the army coat was only loosely draped over his shoulders, giving him the aura of the Hoh Xil Mafia. He lit a cigarette, did not speak, sat on the ponytail beside him, and looked up. Gu Qi, who was surrounded by a group of staff, female lead, female supporting role and various fangirls, smoked indifferently, with thoughts and hidden murderous intent in his eyes growing in the shadow of his eyelashes.

"I haven't asked anything yet. Why are you talking so much? Guilty?" The film king flicked the cigarette ash and turned his attention back to Fat Brother, still duplicity, "Also, I don't talk about relationships when I'm working. , don't mention other things to me, distract me."

"Yes, yes, you always get into the show, I'm leaving." The fat brother always felt that he had to go and see the Gu family's little Miaomiao, otherwise he was always worried.

After Fat Brother left, Yu Yu took out his mobile phone and found Xiaotang's vx chat interface. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't send another word, so he simply turned off the phone and continued to work.

On the other side, Gu Youtang, who had slept for less than half an hour, was woken up by Ke Yunmeng. Ke Yunmeng gave him a video call, mysteriously, with a troubled face, but begged helplessly: "Fuck, brother, are you My dear brother, quickly answer this video call, my sixth uncle wants to see you!"

"Ah?" The bleary-eyed Young Master Gu was dug up by Ke Yunmeng from under the quilt, and he hadn't washed his face to check his appearance. Good guy, he came up with a handsome face, "Six, Uncle Six?" Uncle Six Hello, goodbye Sixth Uncle!

He quickly pressed the video on the quilt, and asked Ke Yunmeng in a low voice: "What's the matter, why do you want me to make a video with your sixth uncle?" It looked weird, and he thought it was the little uncle, hateful little uncle!The little uncle who bought him diapers for the elderly, this revenge, this life will not be revenged is not a gentleman!

50 years later, he bought a box for his uncle and sent it over!

"Hey, who knows, anyway, my uncle told me to do this. He said that he received a text message from my sixth uncle. He didn't want to go abroad with my uncle, but wanted to stay in China. My uncle also meant the same thing. A patient, now it's hard to get sick. If you can come back alive after a turnaround, why do you have to transfer to another hospital?"

"And I think my little uncle is a bit scary recently, scary kind of scary, his house was on fire just now, you know? There was nothing in an instant."

"By the way, there is one more thing. In fact, my sixth uncle is not my sixth uncle, my sixth uncle is my younger uncle, and my younger uncle is my sixth uncle. When my uncle said it, I was shocked! Their twins are actually twins. Changed identities! Isn’t Uncle Six the weaker one? When he was kidnapped back then, he took the opportunity to switch identities. In addition, my uncle was paralyzed and couldn’t move anything except his eyes. He even lost his memory. I just remembered who I am."

Gu Youtang was dumbfounded: "Ah? What? This is all, your family is so bloody!" But in fact, apart from shock, Gu Youtang couldn't feel anything else, but the first time he thought of that invincible 'little uncle', wearing a hearing aid. 'Little Uncle', who seems to like his 'little uncle', is he absconding in fear of crime?

Wait, absconding?

Mr. K also ran away just now.

Gu Youtang was silent for a while, always felt that he was a fool before, but in order to be sure, he asked, "Your little uncle's VX name is k?"

After asking, I felt that I might be naive. How could a business tycoon use the vest account to trick himself and not create a trumpet that no one knew about?

Who knew that Ke Yunmeng replied: "How do you know, the trumpet is right, he only has two numbers, but now no one can contact my uncle... oh, no, it's the sixth uncle."

Gu Youtang was startled, and silently buried herself back under the quilt: Don't live anymore, K is Ke Yifo!

What did he say in front of K and Ke Yifo before?Let me die, I just kept him like that, I'm dead.

But after the embarrassment was over, Gu Youtang felt something was a little bit wrong again, why did Ke Yifo approach him with a double identity to help him?

"You talk to my uncle first. My uncle said that you are my uncle's lucky star. He will be motivated when he looks at you, and he will be able to stand up in the future. From now on, my dad will directly owe you a favor. Give it whatever you want. What." After Ke Yunmeng said, he lowered his voice and leaned into Xiaotang's ear and said, "Just treat it as a good deed. My uncle fell in love with you at first sight. You should show some meaning to him, otherwise he won't be able to survive. Of course, we won't let you go." Let Zhou Qichen know that he is a treasure to you now, and he will not suffer at all."

"Oh, and uncle said that although the sixth uncle and the younger uncle have switched identities, they like the same type of people. I see that you have gotten very close to my sixth uncle recently... Does my sixth uncle like you too? That’s what Uncle said anyway, but now Uncle Six doesn’t answer anyone’s calls, and he just disappeared. Uncle asked you to call Uncle Six and persuade him to come back, don’t run away, it’s been so long, everyone If you have something to say, talk about it, anyway, uncle doesn’t blame him, if he says he wants to blame, he blames God’s will, anyway, there was always someone who was going to be paralyzed.”

Gu Youtang's cheeks blushed, brother's request is naturally obligatory, but why am I suddenly popular with gay guys, it's really embarrassing.

But after hearing Ke Yunmeng's words, he hesitated again. Thinking of the story K told him before, and then related to Uncle Ke Liu's special superstition, etc., he suspected that K stayed away from him entirely because he was afraid that he would make the real uncle get better, and then he will die.

No wonder I was so afraid of my uncle who was drawn to the hospital bed before, but why is he not afraid now?

Did Uncle Six really run away?

He thought for a while, and first helped his brother make a video call with the real uncle, and while video greeting him, he pulled the blocked Mr. K back, only to find that the other party hadn't deleted him.

——You really like me, Mr. K, I definitely guessed right this time.

Young Master Gu couldn't explain why he was a little happy. Anyway, he was very happy, pretending that he didn't know who was behind K's identity, and told K about his current situation, including the fact that he was videoing with the real uncle, and asked K Should I help or should I not help: Senior, I am back again, your friend Ke Yifo ran away, Ke Fuming came to see me for treatment, everyone said they all like me, I can make Ke Fuming get better, but this Things are a bit metaphysical, if Ke Fuming gets better and Ke Yifo gets better, then am I a bad person or a good person?I do not understand.

Ke Yifer, who crashed in the middle of the plane, had only one charge on his mobile phone. He was lost with the crew and wandered on a deserted island. He finally got a signal, but he responded to the little monster's message first.

K: You want to save Ke Fuming, right?Then go save him, don't think about other bad guys, bad guys live a long life, even if you kill him, you are still killing the people.

Little monster: But I also like little uncle, I don't think he is a bad person, not to me, I don't want him to die.

K wanted to say that you scolded me without swearing before, and wanted to say don't be so naive, but in the end, he typed: Don't worry, he's fine.

Little Monster: Yay!

Ke Yifo smiled lightly, but in the blink of an eye, the screen of the phone automatically went black, very good, you little monster, you really killed me, it's time to call for help, I'm going to survive on a deserted island, I'm really crazy to return your message.