Blind box boyfriend app

Early in the morning, maybe not early in the morning, after nine o'clock, there was no one at home, Aunt Huang went out to buy groceries, Grandpa played chess with other old men he knew well in the community, there was no one else in the house except him, Even Brother Huang, who said he was going home to live before, was nowhere to be seen.

Gu Youtang just came home, took off the shoes on his feet and didn't have time to put them on, so he immediately took out his sad little mobile phone and hurriedly went to smoke the blind box.

This time he moved quickly, afraid of any accidents, the perspective card was useless, he only used the peek card, as the name suggests, the peek card is to peek at who is not inside, anyway, it is of little use.

Before opening the blind box, Gu Youtang felt nothing in his heart. He was even thinking that he was a little hungry and whether he should ask his grandpa to cook instant noodles for him later. He didn't even look carefully at the character introduction poster. There is no change, and there is no expectation of who will appear from the blind box, just open one.

Old workers.

Such an ordinary morning should be accompanied by an ordinary blind box, but who knew that what appeared in it was not someone else, but this annoying ghost!

Gu Youtang was taken aback for a moment, and before he had time to carefully look at the meaning of this annoying accessory and the color of the suit given, something happened outside, it was Xie Jin, who knocked on the door frantically and asked him to open it.

Young Master Gu immediately sat on the sofa shivering like a hero in a horror movie.

Boss Xie outside was still shouting: "Gu Youtang? Hurry up! Don't waste our time, I know you are at home, I have something to talk to you, if you don't open the door, I will tell you here, are you sure you want me here Say? Your weird little tricks, and our love... huh?"

...! ! !

Help!This guy has no amnesia!Junkware has a bug again!

It really took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to come across such a hot app, right?

Gu Dumiao was on the verge of crying but she was so nervous that she hurriedly sought customer service, complained frantically and clicked on a manual customer service chat.

Not surprisingly, this software still has no human customer service, and the replies are always automatic. It is so poor that you can't even afford a human customer service. Isn't your company making money?Or is it that I am the only customer, so there are fewer people complaining, so you don't bother to take care of it?

Young Master Gu was swearing and pacing in the living room.

Boss Xie outside the door also seemed to say that he was tired, and there was no movement. Gu Youtang quietly stuck to the door, looked out from the peephole, and saw that Boss Xie was talking to the housekeeper of the community, saying that someone inside had fainted and it was his. Friends, you must open the door for treatment. If you don't open the door, if you die, you will sue the developer.

The housekeeper hurriedly asked who Xie Jin was, and Xie Jin gave him a business card. He was a respectable person, and the housekeeper believed him even more. He immediately volunteered to contact the owner with his mobile phone, and Aunt Huang remotely opened the door on the mobile phone.

With the sound of the door opening with a 'click', Gu Youtang's scalp was about to explode, without thinking about anything in his head, he closed it with a 'bang'.

The housekeeper outside the door immediately looked at Boss Xie in blank dismay: "This... are you sure the people inside have fainted?"

Xie Jin sneered, let the housekeeper go, stood at the door, and whispered to the people inside: "Open the door yourself, don't force me to yell everywhere, I remember very clearly, what kind of shit, what cheating, It's all for nothing, little friend, do you think you just came here casually, and you can pat my ass and leave after making a mess of my life? No way. "

Gu Youtang didn't dare to say a word inside, oh my god, this guy really doesn't have amnesia, why!The first two are fine, why is this one so special?

He didn't dare to speak, and he didn't know who to turn to. In addition, Xie Jin stayed outside, Gu Youtang felt like he was about to have a heart attack.

He unconsciously went to the customer service again, but his finger accidentally touched the interface of the character poster, because Xie Jin himself was in the first row of the character picture, so Young Master Gu immediately noticed that in the picture of the introduction of the boyfriend in the blind box, everyone They are all in color, but the image of Xie Jin's character has turned gray, and there is a red stamp on it, which says 'sold'.

The "sold" here is obviously a different concept from the blind box that Gu Youtang has always believed that you can buy it for ten yuan. He bought Lin Xi and the actor before, and these two people have not been stamped and sold out. Yes, the only one poked was Xie Jin.

And it was after the blind box boyfriend failed.

Does this... mean that he actually succeeded in unbinding?

He hurriedly looked at the reminder on his mobile phone, and sure enough, the customer service reminder in the app was long overdue: [Congratulations to the lucky user who successfully unbinds and unbinds the accessories. A free person takes all actions that follow his heart, and will get all the memories of being a blind box boyfriend, which will not be deleted or forced to fall in love with his brain, and has the right to think and choose. All actions and confessions made by the blind box boyfriend after that are his. Sincerely, dear customers, please don't doubt, let us raise the wine glasses in our hands and toast the birth of the first couple! 】

——Cheers, baba!

Gu Youtang is gone.

From the analysis of this passage, it is not a bug that Xie Jin does not have amnesia, it is clear that this blind box boyfriend app is playing him!Does this guy think he is a love app?After saving each other, the two of them don't care how they got into each other before, and then they 'snap' together all of a sudden?

How can this be?I'm straight!

Young master Gu bit his finger, thinking that the boss Xie outside must not have come to him seriously and said: Oh, Xiaotang, you helped me solve a problem that I hadn't solved for most of my life, I love you.

This idiot, right?

Boss Xie must have come to settle accounts with him, to ask him how he managed to make himself fall in love with him all of a sudden, what if Xie Jin also went to pick a blind box boyfriend and got his father?

It is said that this app should only be available to him at present, and no one else can see it, but it does not rule out that after telling Xie Jin the truth, this person will also be qualified for the internal test.

Next, even if he said it, what should Xie Jin do if he still didn't believe it?Also, although I didn't sign the transfer agreement of Fengling Building, Xie Jin first offended Lin Xi and then the movie king because of him these days, and finally asked Secretary Wen to get in touch with the baby room decoration team. At the meeting, I almost got into a fight with other people, went to that kind of store to buy toys for him, and introduced him as my future partner in front of the whole family and friends.

Gu Youtang counted the things he did that influenced Xie Jin in detail these days, but any normal Kongtong person would have to bang bang bang bang bang when he thought of it, and now Xie Jin came to arrest him, not to drag him to Wang's house to clarify They don't have anything, do they?

Gu Dumiao was about to suffocate, it was impossible for him to admit this, unless he was killed, it would be too embarrassing, he would rather jump from here than clarify.

Besides, it's a benefit to untie you, so don't look for me, okay?

Gu Youtang was extremely wronged. When he, Lin Xi, and the film king, he learned something anyway. He either got his own company, or started a movie production, and even put his father in as the second male lead. When it comes to getting to know the boss, it’s okay to have nothing. Is it reasonable to accept such soul torture after unbinding?

Young Master Gu's eyes flickered, and he didn't care. He saw a strange call coming from his mobile phone at this moment. He knew who the call was from, and it must be the fourth blind box boyfriend he just smoked.

After connecting, Gu Dumiao started to cry and whimper: "Crooked? It's me, huh... The ex-boyfriend is outside the door, yes, he insists on getting back with me, and also threatens me, I'm so scared, come and save me, Yao Zu."

In less than half an hour, three expensive vans ushered in the high-end community, each of which got off eight dangerous people in suits and leather shoes but with a social atmosphere. Climbing up from the bottom, he still couldn't change his scornful smile, his speech was unqualified, and even his standing posture was very sloppy.

The leader is different from these people. He is very young, even good enough, incomparably upright, and full of convincing leadership power, but the young man's beautiful face is dark and dark. He lit a cigarette and said lightly: "Copy guy, there's a guy named Xie Jin upstairs, you know what he looks like, right? Just hit him when you see him, beat him away, or beat him up if he doesn't run away, and let him carry him away."

A group of people went upstairs in a mighty way, while the young man showed a leisurely smile, and called his boyfriend again, his voice was so gentle that he could get tired of it: "Crooked, wife, don't be afraid, the ex-boyfriend is a difficult creature. Don't worry, although I just returned to Lei's house, I still have something to do with it, I will protect you, Jiujiu."

While speaking, Lei Yaozu raised his head and shook his arms at his precious boyfriend standing by the window, as if looking up at his light.

Gu Youtang stood by the window and looked down, his hands trembling even more: ... I knew you were not some white flower!

Gu Youtang quickly said: "Don't mess around!"

"I didn't mess around, I'm just teaching Boss Xie a lesson. Why, you just said to let me save you, but now... you can't bear it?"

Gu Youtang stood up to the countless noisy approaching footsteps outside the door, unable to turn a blind eye to Boss Xie who might suffer, and said on the phone, 'I just don't like this! ' Then I hung up the phone, ran to open the door, and dragged Mr. Xie into the room who seemed to be still smiling and waiting for those people to come up.

The author has something to say: Come on baby!It's the illegitimate son of Black Lotus~

Let the storm come harder!

Du Miaomiao: ...I'm dead.