Little Monster Manor

The one-legged monster is screaming, it is an upside-down mushroom with a long stem, and there are two small eyes the size of mung beans on the top of the long pole. There are two arms horizontally on the middle and upper part of the pole-the two arms are fire sticks. become.

At first glance, I thought someone's sweeping robot had a slender cross poked on it.

Lu Xingmang didn't expect Liu Qiqi not only not to be frightened when he saw the original shape of the one-legged monster, but also found it cute?

"It nearly killed you."

"Youkai will be punished by the demon world if they do harm, you know that?"

Liu Qiqi nodded with a complicated expression.

"You... the demon world," Liu Qiqi struggled to spit out these two words, "how do you punish monsters who have done wrong things?"

Since there are police in the demon world, should there be prisons in the demon world?How long will Liu Xiaohou be in prison?

It seems that monsters have a long lifespan. When Liu Xiaohou is released after serving his sentence, will he no longer be alive...

Messy thoughts were flying in Liu Qiqi's mind.

"Kacha——" The tall policeman turned the baton in his hand lightly, and the baton pressed against the monopod sprayed the picture outward like a fireworks tube.

Liu Qiqi saw the last scene.

Two years ago, when he was recording a variety show abroad, he entered a house that had been uninhabited for decades.

According to the requirements of the program, Liu Qiqi will clean up the house and live in it.

The dilapidated house was full of dust and cobwebs. As soon as Liu Qiqi entered the door, he grabbed the broom in the corner and roughly cleaned the room with the broom.

When cleaning to the stove, Liu Qiqi saw the fire stick on the ground, picked it up and played with it in his hand.

After Liu Qiqi went to sleep in the cleaned room, the broom and the fire stick slowly approached each other and joined together, turning into an upside-down mushroom with long arms.

This is the moment when the monopod was first born.

The one-legged monster will instinctively imitate the first human being who wakes it up. During Liu Qiqi's recording of variety shows, it has been imitating Liu Qiqi.

But the appearance of the one-legged monster could not be shown in front of people, so it became the animal that is best at imitating humans-a little monkey.

Liu Qiqi fell in love with the little monkey who imitated himself so vividly at first sight, and immediately adopted it as a pet. After a lot of effort and procedures, he finally brought the little monkey back to China, thinking that he had started a happy life of one person, one pet.

The following scenes are all criminal moments of the one-legged monster.

Liu Qiqi saw that after he was asleep, the Cycloped changed into his own form in the bedroom, put on his own clothes and shoes, picked up his mobile phone and went out... the hairs all over his body stood on end!

It turned out that he had never had sleepwalking, and it turned out that the photo of smoking in a bar taken by the paparazzi late at night was not him at all...

Liu Qiqi's several injuries were also caused by the one-legged monster.The last time he was scalded by hot oil in the kitchen of Qixi Valley, Liu Qiqi's fleeting "illusion" was correct!

The image sprayed out by the baton turned into a slow motion at this critical moment. Liu Qiqi clearly saw that the monopod knocked over the frying pan first, and then Liu Qiqi's eyes froze for half a second before knocking over the frying pan as well. .

Liu Qiqi really burned himself.

The scalded foot of the Cyclopedus is actually the second foot it transforms into. In fact, its original shape was not scalded.

After Liu Qiqi, who was recuperating on the bed, went to bed early, the Cyclops changed into Liu Qiqi again and ran into the forest, trying to steal the monster plants in the forest that were beneficial to him.

After being seen by Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao, the Cycloped fled in a panic and fled back to the house.Take off Liu Qiqi's clothes and shoes, and turn back into a little monkey pretending to sleep.

Liu Qiqi knew what happened next. Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao came to knock on the door. He was woken up by the knock on the door and hopped on one foot to open the door.

Seeing this, Liu Qiqi was completely chilled.

It turned out that the little monkey he had loved for two years had been cheating and hurting it.

The little monkey he loves doesn't exist.

Lu Xingmang patted Liu Qiqi on the shoulder: "Cyclopeds are fierce beasts, and their nature is like this."

"Fortunately, the timing of the discovery is not too late, and you are still safe."

Jiang Yao comforted: "You are also a human being who has raised fierce beasts! You are awesome enough to brag for a lifetime!"

Lu Xingmang glared at Jiang Yao, who rubbed his head blankly.

As the baton retraces the crimes committed by the Monopod, the color of the baton changes too, from yellow to orange to orange to red...

The final frame was orange-red, very close to red.

The short policeman took a look: "Yo! It almost turned red!"

As soon as the words fell, the policeman from the demon world simply pressed the button on the baton.In an instant, the bright orange-red color turned into a dazzling light, rushing towards the one-legged monster.

The one-legged monster screamed unprecedentedly.

Liu Qiqi's eyes were stung by the light, and tears flowed down, but he did not close his eyes.

"What is this doing?"

In a few seconds, the dazzling light went out, and the baton returned to pure white.

The Monopod transforms back into a broom and a firestick.

With a clack, the fire stick fell from the air, rolled around on the ground a few times, and then stopped motionless on the ground.

The broom also fell to the ground.

Everything just now seemed like a dream, and now there are only two old, ordinary household tools on the floor.

"It's over." The police from the demon world called up an agreement from the iPad, "As the human being involved in the case, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Liu Qiqi looked at the demon policeman blankly: "...is it over?"

It wasn't until this moment that Liu Qiqi understood.There are no courts or prisons in the demon world. No, to be precise, when the batons played back the screen just now, it was a trial, and the dazzling light released was the punishment.

"It...is it dead?" Liu Qiqi's voice trembled.

Demon Realm Police: "Well, I don't know how you humans define life and death."

He pointed to the golden lychee outside the window: "Do you think this tree is alive or dead?"

Liu Qiqi looked at the lush golden lychee outside the window: "Of course it's alive."

Demon Realm Police: "The one-legged monster is still alive."

"The baton is convicted according to the crimes it has committed. The punishment for turning red is to destroy both body and spirit. It was not red just now, and it was almost there."

"Although it hurt you, you didn't die after all, so it doesn't deserve death."

"Even if all the cultivation bases are destroyed, the spiritual wisdom has returned to the beginning."

"Don't worry, it is now a broom and a fire stick that can't move at all, and it can't hurt you anymore."

"Spiritual wisdom... there is only a little bit left, just like the golden lychee outside the window."

I know spring, summer, autumn and winter, sunny days, rain and snow, but I don’t know anything else.

Liu Qiqi understood.

His little monkey has turned into a plant monkey!

Liu Qiqi: ... woo woo woo woo!

Jiang Yao: "Is he happy or sad?"

Lu Xingmang glared at Jiang Yao, shut up!

Liu Qiqi refused to take home the weak souls left in the broom and firestick.

"This is not my Little Monkey Liu."

So the broom and the fire stick were left in the Qixi Valley, and Lu Xingmang found a random piece of soil and planted it.

The next day, Liu Qiqi left Qixi Valley and asked the team to pick him up.

Brother Liu, the manager: "My little ancestor, he refused to leave yesterday, but he suddenly wants to leave today, so you're going to toss people back and forth."

Before leaving Qixi Valley, Liu Qiqi bowed deeply to Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao.

"Thank you, you saved two lives."

"You are all my benefactors in this life. If there is anything I can help, you must tell me, and I will do my best."

After Liu Qiqi left, Jiang Yao touched the dragon's horn on his head, his voice was puzzled: "Why did he say that we saved two lives?"

"We only saved Liu Qiqi's life?"

Lu Xingmang sighed: "There is another life for Liu Xiaohou."

"If we don't find out, in a few years, Liu Xiaohou will kill Liu Qiqi, and Liu Xiaohou will be sentenced to death. Both body and soul will be destroyed."

Jiang Yao was shocked: "No! That monkey is fake! Is Liu Qiqi still thinking about that monkey?"

Lu Xingmang remained silent, he could only say that human emotions are complicated.

After Liu Qiqi left, Dad gave the cubs a legal education class.

The class is held on the hillside where brooms and fire sticks are planted.

The cubs sat around the brooms and fire sticks stuck straight into the soil.

Lu Xingmang started talking about it two years ago, and told the story of the one-legged monster and Liu Qiqi.

After listening, the cubs were all shocked.

Lu Xingmang asked the cubs: "After hearing this story, what do you think?"

Long Li: "I want to be a policeman when I grow up, catch bad guys! Protect good people!"

Jiaojiao: "In this world, people who harm people are also demons who harm people."

"Will there still be people who harm demons, demons who harm demons?" Jiaojiao looked at his father.

Lu Xingmang nodded: "Yes, whether it's a human or a monster, there are good and bad. In the future, when you encounter people or monsters you don't know, you can't relax your vigilance."

"Don't think that human beings are weak and cannot hurt you."

"You can't acquiesce that monsters are of the same race and won't hurt you."

The cubs nodded one after another.

It was the first time they encountered a murder case that almost happened, and the cubs were all shocked.

Xiaotuanzi covered his eyes with both hands, and looked at the broom and fire stick in front of him through his fingers.

Lu Xingmang found Xiaotuanzi so timid for the first time: "It has been beaten back to its original shape and cannot move."

Xiaotuanzi retorted: "But it almost killed a person!"

Even if such a ferocious monster is beaten back to its original form, it is still terrifying!

Xiaotuanzi was afraid and wanted to see, he sewed his fingers one by one, one by one.

"Dayuanzi, do you dare to touch it?" Xiaotuanzi asked.

Da Yuanzi stretched out his hand and touched it without hesitation: "I dare."

Lu Xingmang patted Xiaotuanzi's head hard, then turned to ask Dayuanzi, "Do you know why Xiaotuanzi asked you if you dare to touch it?"

Dayuanzi looked at Dad with round eyes.

Lu Xingmang said helplessly: "Because Xiaotuanzi wanted to touch it but didn't dare to touch it, I let you touch it first and hide behind you to see if there is any danger."

This kind of thing has happened countless times, why can't Da Yuanzi find out?

After Da Yuanzi touched the broom and fire stick, nothing happened, and Xiao Tuanzi boldly touched it twice quickly.

"It's like an ordinary broom..." Xiaotuanzi frowned, "Is it really alive?"

Babao put his tiny palms on the two sticks, and felt for a moment with his talent of demon power.

"It's a vast expanse of whiteness, nothing, it can't think anymore."

"Worse than a newborn baby."

Sticking the eight treasures on these two sticks is the same as sticking on the golden lychee.

A gleam of fear flashed in Xiaotuanzi's eyes. The consequences of breaking the law and committing crimes are terrible. It doesn't want to be like two sticks stuck in the soil unconsciously.

"Dad, what is breaking the law?"

It secretly put vegetables that it didn’t like into Long Li’s plate when it was eating yesterday, it secretly turned into a little raccoon and took a photo with the big star aunt the day before yesterday, it was pretending to sleep when it was taking a nap the day before yesterday...

Are these illegal?

Will the policeman's baton from the demon world change color when it touches it?

What color will it become?

Xiaotuanzi grasped the hem of his clothes nervously with both hands.

Gu Gu said to Xiao Tuanzi: "I'm about to read the laws of the demon world, do you want to read it with me?"

Xiaotuanzi shook his head again and again.

He gets a headache when he reads the book.

"Tell me after you read it."

After Gu Gu has finished reading it, ask yourself if Gu Gu is breaking the law by not eating vegetables, taking pictures out of shape, and refusing to take a nap.

Lu Xingmang gave Gu Gu a task: "After you read the laws of the demon world, give a sharing class to your brothers and sisters, and explain it in a simple way."

Gu Gu nodded excitedly, wishing he could finish reading a thick stack of legal books in one night.

Thinking of the experience after myopia last time, Gu Gu could barely control himself and read it in several days.

A few days later, Gu Gu’s small class started in the cabin on the top of the mountain. The short Gu Gu stood on a chair and wrote stroke by stroke on the blackboard—“Gu Gu will explain the law for you”.

Under the podium, Xiao Tuanzi sat on the small Tie Tie Gu stool, listening attentively like never before.

After Liu Qiqi left Qixi Valley, he fell seriously ill and started to have a high fever on the plane, which frightened the team members. After getting off the plane, Liu Qiqi was sent to the hospital directly.

The rest of the team thought that Liu Qiqi's pet monkey ran away in Qixi Valley.

Seeing that Liu Qiqi was depressed, his manager Brother Liu advised him: "The little monkey wants to be free when he grows up, and it will be better for him to be free in nature in the future."

Liu Qiqi's voice was hoarse: "Don't mention it in the future."

Brother Liu was taken aback by Liu Qiqi's heartbroken look, and quickly told everyone in the team not to mention monkeys in the future, and put away all monkey-related clothes and toys in Liu Qiqi's house...all.

Lying on the hospital bed, Liu Qiqi signed the contract termination agreement of "Cute Pet and Me", and compensated the program group with a large sum of liquidated damages.

Liu Qiqi paid for the delayed recording of the program group.

"Brother Liu, is it time to cast director Chen's movie?" Liu Qiqi asked.

Manager Liu was stunned for a moment: "Yes, but Qiqi, you want to act in Director Chen's movie..."

Acting is not enough!

Liu Qiqi's acting skills are good, but Director Chen's requirements for acting skills are not good, but very high, very high.

The protagonists and supporting roles in director Chen's films are either veteran actors or rookie actors with outstanding talent and aura. Liu Qiqi can't match both of them!

"Brother Liu, help me get an audition opportunity, I want to audition for the male lead."

Brother Liu gasped, Liu Qiqi's goal was still the male lead!

"Qiqi, the leading actor in Director Chen's movie is a brother who lost his sister. You can't feel that kind of feeling, can you?"

Liu Qiqi: "Brother Liu, just help me fight for it."

Brother Liu, the agent, saw Liu Qiqi's haggard appearance lying on the hospital bed, and couldn't bear to refuse: "Okay, I'll help you get the audition opportunity!"

It's not ashamed to be brushed down by Director Chen!

The actor and actress have all been rejected by Director Chen!

Half a month later, Liu Qiqi went to audition for Director Chen's movie, and he made a final decision on the spot.

Liu Qiqi played the brother who lost his sister very well in the film. After the film was released, both the box office and word of mouth exploded, becoming Liu Qiqi's classic.

Since then, Liu Qiqi has successfully transformed from an idol school to an acting school, and has continued to reconcile and achieve mutual success with good characters all the way.

Fans who have followed Liu Qiqi all the way found that Liu Qiqi's temperament has settled down, from a handsome man to a handsome man with a story in his eyes,

Many viewers guessed what Liu Qiqi must have experienced. Some guessed that he once had a girl he loved deeply. Some guessed that it might be related to his family and family relationship, but no one knew the truth.

Liu Qiqi never answered this question in an interview.

Liu Qiqi has never been to the Qixi Valley scenic spot again, and he no longer even goes to resort hotels with mountains and water.

Of course, this is a story.

After Liu Qiqi left, "Cute Pet and Me" started filming again in Seven Rivers Valley.After Liu Qiqi was gone, the program team did not invite other stars. The lineup of the program team became actress Qiu Yan and Xiao Ma, actor Yun Shen and a pair of parrots, Xiaohua Yangtao and Jin Mao.

Lu Xingmang, Jiang Yao, Long Li, Xiaotuanzi who turned into little white cats.

The previous session of assigning rooms by lottery, making pet meals and asking pets to score was re-recorded, and then a new session was recorded——

How does the pet react after the owner is taken away by the bad guys?

During this session, several staff members wore black hoods pretending to be villains and forcibly took the owner away. The owner pretended to be struggling and kept calling for help to the pet.

Qiu Yan's pony raised its head and neighed twice, raised its hooves high, and wanted to kick the bad guy, but the staff hurriedly dodged.

Xiaohua Carambola's golden hair circled around Carambola, constantly trying to save her.

A pair of Yunshen's parrots stood side by side on the horizontal bar, shouting at the villain together: "Welcome!" "Welcome!"

The two parrots are very expressive, and they compete to show off their talents to the bad guys who took their master away.

"Red crispy hands, yellow vine wine—"

"Two orioles singing green willows!"

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road—"

"A group of egrets go up to the blue sky!"

"Wish to be a lovebird in the sky—"

"In the face of disaster, fly separately!" 1

After the bad guys grabbed Yunshen and left, the two parrots lost their object of expression, and they calmed down and lowered their heads to eat, their paws didn't move a centimeter from head to tail.

The staff who played the masked man kept their shoulders shaking from holding back their laughter, and the actor Yun Shen had a wry smile on his face.

Long Li and Xiaotuanzi participated in the test together, when suddenly two waves of masked men came and took Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao away at the same time, one wave went to the left and the other wave went to the right.

Everyone was curious whether Long Li and Xiaotuanzi would go left to save Lu Xingmang, or go right to save Jiang Yao.

Long Li opened his mouth.

Lu Xingmang hurriedly shouted: "No—" Don't swallow it under the camera!

Long Li closed his mouth again, looking like he yawned a lot.He realized that this was acting, and lay on the ground too lazy to move.

Xiaotuanzi realized from the very beginning that this was acting, but this did not affect Xiaotuanzi's love for his fathers in the slightest!

Xiaotuanzi first ran to Lu Xingmang, then ran to Jiang Yao, then ran to Lu Xingmang, then ran to Jiang Yao...

Running back and forth between the two dads non-stop!

It looks like the two fathers can't let go of each other, and they are so anxious that they are about to cry!

Lu Xingmang thought, should he send Xiaotuanzi to learn acting in the future?

At this time, the director team had an idea, and suddenly thought that the beautiful aunt Qiu Yan was the favorite of the little white cat, and immediately sent a third person Qiu Yan to play, and a group of men in black captured Qiu Yan in front of Xiaotuanzi.

Xiao Tuanzi looked at Lu Xingmang, then at Jiang Yao, and finally fixed his eyes on the face of the beautiful aunt Qiu Yan!

This is what Xiaotuanzi thought in his heart. The two fathers knew that they were acting, and their emotions were limited; the beautiful aunt Qiu Yan didn't know that she knew that she was acting, so she went to save the beautiful aunt without hesitation. Auntie will be really moved.

Duan Shui master Xiao Tuanzi kicked over the water glasses in front of the two fathers and went straight to the beautiful aunt!

"Hahahahahaha!" The photographer next to him couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed so hard.

The animal guides in Qixi Valley are well-known. The next challenge is for the owner to accompany their pets and let the pets try to be an animal guide successfully.

Long Li is of course no problem!The four little legs lead the tourists to run all over the Seven Valleys!

Xiao Tuanzi was too lazy to go around the Seven Rivers Valley as a tour guide, pretending not to know the way, stuck in the arms of the beautiful aunt and couldn't get up.

Since the last session, the beautiful aunt has liked it, feeding it delicious food and brushing it.Now the beautiful aunt is gently rubbing it, making Xiaotuanzi drowsy. The beautiful aunt's hands are so soft and her hair smells so good.

Xiaotuanzi, who had always resisted taking a nap, snored in the arms of the beautiful aunt.

After Qiu Yan's pony was led through the route by the staff, he began to act as a tour guide confidently!Then confidently go the wrong way!

It cannot be said that there is a big gap between the two routes, it can only be said that they have nothing to do with each other.

The pony ran around in the Seven Rivers Valley. After missing the beautiful scenic spot perfectly, he ran back happily, kicking his hooves.

On the way back, the pony met five sheep in the valley of seven streams.

The pony ran past the five sheep like the wind, and the five sheep ran with it.

One horse and five goats began to race.

Xiao Ma thought he was sure to win!It looked proudly at the big fat sheep beside it!

One big fat sheep overtook it, two big fat sheep overtook it... five big fat sheep all overtook it.

The pony ate a mouthful of ashes in the back.

The pony couldn't even eat ashes behind, and the five big fat sheep had already run away without a trace.

The pony was stunned. He didn't expect his steed to lose to five fat sheep.

The camera immediately gave a close-up, and all the staff next to him laughed like crazy.

Apart from Longli, Carambola's Golden Retriever performed the best. He took the wrong route once, but soon found out, returned to the correct route, and finally ran back smoothly.

Yun Shen's two parrots were flying well, but when they passed by a luxury car parked in the corner of the scenic spot, they were immediately scared to pee!

Desperately flap your wings and fly back!

Yun Shen encouraged the two parrots to fly over the route of the animal guide again, but the two parrots refused to kill them.

"What's so scary about a car?" The three stars couldn't figure it out.

The three celebrities stepped forward and looked around the luxury car.

Celebrities are more familiar with luxury cars than most ordinary people, and actress Qiu Yan happens to have the same luxury car at home.

Suddenly, the actress said in surprise: "Well, why do I feel that this car is a little different?"

After Qiu Yan finished speaking, Yun Shen and Yang Tao took a closer look and found the problem!

The logo of this car is fine, but the front lights, side doors, and exhaust pipes...all have a little bit of detail difference from the real luxury car.

The three looked at each other, and looked at Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao not far away with incredible eyes.

"I didn't expect the owner of Qixigu to be so rich, he even modified an ordinary car to pretend to be a luxury car..."

It took a week, "Cute Pet and Me" successfully completed the filming in the Seven Rivers Valley, and the three big stars are about to go to the next stop.

On the last night, Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao, as the hosts, invited the entire program team to have their last meal in the Seven Rivers Valley.

The dinner was very sumptuous, and the cubs all turned into human figures and sat beside their father.Eight treasures and stones are left in the room, and Aunt Octopus's delicacies will be specially sent to them.

The director saw the cubs around Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao, and was amazed again and again: "It's a pity that this appearance is not worthy of the camera!"

When the director first saw the lively boy with honey-colored skin, he felt a sense of intimacy.

"Is this fate?" the director said with a smile.

The same goes for the actress Qiu Yan. When she first saw the delicate, white-haired boy, she also felt very kind.

The children were not afraid of strangers at all, and the silver-haired boy also liked the appearance of the queen, so he took the initiative to sit next to the queen.

The director was so inspired that he called in the photographer to shoot behind the scenes.

"In the future, in the future, I will definitely make a cute baby variety show!"

"You must participate!"

The slightly drunk director held Lu Xingmang's hand and did not let go, "You must participate!"

Jiang Yao quickly reached out his hand to shake hands with the director, and replaced Lu Xingmang's hand.

The director held it firmly: "Okay, let's make a deal like this!"

Early the next morning, the program team left.

The family in Qixi Valley has returned to a peaceful life, and the cubs continue to go to kindergarten.

On the way to school, the Zouwu brand school bus went up the Panshan Highway, and Jiaojiao pointed out the window carefully: "Look!"

"The brooms and fire sticks planted on the hillside have sprouted green shoots!"

The author has something to say: Note 1: All ancient poems are quoted