Little Monster Manor

When the twins Xiaotuanzi and Dayuanzi were born, the app obviously broadcast Xiaotuanzi first and then Dayuanzi.

Naturally, Xiaotuanzi is the older brother and Dayuanzi is the younger sister.

Dads never thought about it, so there is still a problem here?

Lu Xingmang grabbed Xiaotuanzi's ear: "What's going on, Da Yuanzi was born first."

Xiaotuanzi: "No...no, sister Shining's tail is wrong."

Shining tail raised up, crackling!

Xiaotuanzi: "I don't remember, I'm so young."

Winky's tail stood up, crackling!

Xiaotuanzi burst into tears: "I don't want my sister anymore!"

This time, Shining's tail didn't change, which showed that Xiaotuanzi really didn't want her younger sister anymore.

Xiaotuanzi's lies are under Shining's tail, and there is nothing to hide in every sentence.

Xiaotuanzi was so angry that he reached out to grab Shiny's tail. The younger sister leaped nimbly, easily avoided Xiaotuanzi's claws, stepped on Xiaotuanzi's head and jumped onto Dad's shoulder.

Xiaotuanzi immediately cried louder.

In the end, Xiaotuanzi told the truth sobbingly.

At the beginning, under the Tie Tie Mushroom, Da Yuanzi opened his eyes first, and Xiao Tuanzi opened his eyes later.

Da Yuanzi, who opened his eyes first, was trying to lift his little feet buried in the wet soil when Xiao Tuanzi stretched out his hand and pressed him to the ground.

Xiao Tuanzi pressed the big round ball hard, puff—puff—pulled his two little feet out of the soil first.

"At that time, I was as big and as strong as Da Yuanzi."

Xiaotuanzi remembered the days when he could hold Dayuanzi down, and his face was full of nostalgia.

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao didn't expect such a thing.

"You should be called Sister Dayuanzi."

Xiaotuanzi's little head shook like a rattle: "I'm brother."

This muddled account can't be settled now, and Da Yuanzi doesn't care about it, anyway, she has both older brothers and younger brothers, and it doesn't matter if one more brother or one younger brother is missing.

In the end, Lu Xingmang simply let the twins regardless of size: "Just call each other Xiaotuanzi Dayuanzi."

Xiaotuanzi reluctantly agreed.

If you call each other by name, put a small character in your own name, and a big character in Da Yuanzi's name, so that it sounds like Da Yuanzi is the older sister.

"Daddy, can I change my name?" Xiaotuanzi asked.

Lu Xingmang: "What name do you want to change?"

Xiao Tuanzi thought for a while: "Well, Xuanyuan Tuanzi, Huangfu Tuanzi, Longao Tuanzi..."

Lu Xingmang: "No!!"

After knowing the circumstances under which Sister Winky's tail will be lightning, Gu Gu continued to study in depth.

Sister Shining's tail discharge, is it based on whether a sentence is correct or wrong, or does the speaker think that the sentence is true or false?

Drums for further experimentation.

Gugu wrote the word "Shan" on the small blackboard, and grabbed Xiaotuanzi: "Do you know what this word reads?"

Xiaotuanzi shook his head.

Gu Gu told Xiaotuanzi: "Read 'Dian'!"

After a while, Gugu called Shanshan and Xiaotuanzi over at the same time, pointed to the blackboard and asked Xiaotuanzi, "Do you remember what this word says?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Electricity!"

Winky Tail didn't respond.

Gu Gu understood the discharge principle of Winky Tail.As long as the person who said it thinks it is true, Shining Tail will not discharge; the person who said it knows it is false, and Shining Tail will crackle.

In the evening, Gu Gu told his father the results of his research.

After listening to Lu Xingmang, he was not only surprised by Gu Gu's cleverness, but also surprised that Xiao Tuanzi didn't even know the word "Shan" until now.

Lu Xingmang suddenly wanted to know, is Xiaotuanzi the only cub in the family who doesn't know this word?

Lu Xingmang asked the cubs in the family one by one, and found that only Jiaojiao, Gugu and Babao knew each other.

Little Tuanzi and Da Yuanzi didn't know each other, let alone Shitou and Shining.

Long Li thought for a long time at the small blackboard before getting the answer right.

Lu Xingmang went to discuss with Teacher Niuniu, should he be stricter with the cubs?

Kindergartens have been teaching literacy for so long, and the literacy level of the cubs still needs to be improved.

After some discussion, Teacher Niuniu decided to assign some after-school homework to the cubs to consolidate their daily learning results, and some quizzes will also be added to the class.

Caught off guard, the relationship between the cubs and their fathers is facing a great challenge.

After dinner, Jiang Yao tutored the cubs with their homework.

Jiang Yao: "What does this word read?"

Long Li replied confidently: "Bull!"

Jiang Yao: "This word reads sheep... sheep, sheep, sheep!"

Jiang Yao: "Read this sentence again."

Xiaotuanzi: "Little xx eats x."

Jiang Yao: "Lambs love to eat grass!"

"If you don't know a word, just say you don't know it, and you still want to muddle along?"

Jiang Yao: "What is seven plus eight?"

Da Yuanzi counted on his fingers and found that his ten fingers were not enough, so he borrowed Xiao Tuanzi's hand from the side.

Then Jiang Yao clearly saw that after Da Yuanzi counted Xiao Tuanzi's five fingers, Xiao Tuanzi secretly bent one.

Da Yuanzi saw Xiao Tuanzi holding up four fingers and announced the answer loudly: "Fourteen!"

Jiang Yao almost fainted.

"You just counted a few, don't you remember?"

Jiang Yao slapped Xiao Tuanzi on the head: "Are you still thinking about cheating Da Yuanzi? Do you know how to add yourself?"

"What is eight plus nine?"

"Don't borrow Da Yuanzi's finger!"

"Don't take off your socks either!"

Every day during homework tutoring time, Lu Xingmang was lying on the bed in the bedroom, and Jiang Yao's roar could be heard through two walls.

At the same time, the app on Lu Xingmang's phone kept sending out reminders.

"Longli Mood Value -5-5-5..."

"Da Yuanzi Mood Value -5-10-5..."

"Xiaotuanzi's mood value -10-10-10..."

After finally tutoring the homework, Jiang Yao returned to the bedroom and immediately collapsed, exhausted physically and mentally.

Lu Xingmang showed Jiang Yao the mood curve of the cubs just now: "Don't be too aggressive."

Jiang Yao: "That's because the app doesn't have my mood value!!"

If there is his mood value, it must be "Jiang Yao Mood-100-100-100..."! !

Longli, Xiaotuanzi, and Dayuanzi are underachievers in cultural classes, envious of the young Shitou and Shining every day.

"I'm so envious that they don't have to learn to read..."

"I'm so envious that they don't need to learn arithmetic..."

"I'm so envious that they don't need to do homework or take exams..."

Jiang Yao couldn't help but patted the table: "Why don't you envy the drums, peppers and eight treasures that you have learned?"

The three underachievers shook their heads in unison.

The days of homework and exams are already difficult, and what is even more difficult is that Xiaotuanzi suddenly lost the lubricant between him and his father.

In the past, when Xiaotuanzi made a small mistake, he patted his father's ass and got away with it.

Now it said, "Dad, don't be angry, Xiaotuanzi feels distressed seeing Dad angry!"

Winky: Crackling!

Xiaotuanzi: "Dad, I worked very hard today, and I will definitely work hard tomorrow!"

Winky: Crackling!

Xiaotuanzi: "Dad—"

Xiaotuanzi quickly covered his mouth after speaking halfway!Sister Shining came running over again!

Life is all about Xiaotuanzi with one mouth, and suddenly he can no longer speak all the little green tea speeches, and every day is miserable!

Once again, after Xiao Tuanzi was scolded by his father, he thought: "This life is too difficult!"

Xiaotuanzi returned to the tree house, took out his little schoolbag, and packed his little luggage.

It's leaving home!

Xiaotuanzi first put all his pocket money into a small schoolbag, then packed a set of clothes and some snacks...

The next day, Xiaotuanzi took advantage of his father's busy schedule to pack his schoolbag and start planning to run away from home!

Xiaotuanzi walked out of the island in the center of the lake, across the valley, across the square... Both calves were sore, and both little feet hurt from walking, and finally reached the gate of the scenic spot!

Xiao Tuanzi looked left and right, but no one noticed it, and it walked out of the gate of Seven Rivers Valley very smoothly.

After taking the first step, Xiaotuanzi feels that he has succeeded!

After taking the second step, Xiaotuanzi felt free!

Take the third step... Before taking the third step, Xiaotuanzi raised his foot and then retracted.

There are construction sites everywhere outside the Qixi Valley, which looks terrible.

In a little while it will be dark.

After dark, the wind is going to be cold.

The dining room of the Qingwafang will be lit with warm yellow lights, and the dining table will be filled with delicious and steaming food...

Thinking of this, Xiao Tuanzi took another step back.

Next, Xiaotuanzi thought of Gu Gu who was almost kidnapped and trafficked, and a uniped who almost killed an adult...

Xiaotuanzi took another step back.

After taking two steps just now, they all retreated, and Xiaotuanzi returned to the gate of Qixi Valley.

Standing in the gate, Xiaotuanzi thought for a while, and felt that the outside world was too dark, too cold and too dangerous for this weak and cute little monster!

Xiaotuanzi thought for a while, carrying his small schoolbag, dangling on Aunt Octopus's way back from get off work.

Soon, Xiaotuanzi "met" Aunt Octopus.

Aunt Octopus saw Xiaotuanzi sneaking out with a small schoolbag on her back, and immediately realized something was wrong!

"Xiaotuanzi, where are you going?"

Xiaotuanzi ran out in a hurry!Then it is expected that the mainland will be caught by Aunt Octopus!

Aunt Octopus brought Xiaotuanzi back to the kitchen of Yunjian restaurant. The kitchen is spacious, bright and warm, and the sweet smell of food is still wafting.

Xiaotuanzi heard that Aunt Octopus went out and secretly called Dad: "Well, he is here with me now."

"Don't worry, I'll cook something delicious for it first, and chat with it."

Soon, Aunt Octopus returned to the kitchen and asked Xiaotuanzi gently: "What do you want to eat?"

Xiaotuanzi bit her finger and thought, Aunt Octopus could cook too many delicacies, Xiaotuanzi couldn't figure it out for a while.

Seeing that Xiaotuanzi was silent, Aunt Octopus said softly, "How about trying my latest new product?"

Xiaotuanzi nodded repeatedly.

After a while, Xiaotuanzi tasted the grilled chicken wrapped in banana leaves. The chicken was so tender that the banana leaves locked all the juice, and it was so fragrant that it was so delicious that it would bite off your tongue.

Aunt Octopus smiled and said to Xiaotuanzi: "After eating this roast chicken, I will have sweet dreams at night."

Next, Xiaotuanzi ate Shishenghua honey cake. It turned out that Shishenghua could produce honey, which was sweeter than the honey Xiaotuanzi had eaten before.

There is also a bowl of warm goat's milk Jinli soup, which is a hundred times more fragrant than Jinli soup!

Xiaotuanzi ate and drank in Aunt Octopus's kitchen, and felt that he had "run away from home" this time very successfully, and it was a hundred times more comfortable than being hungry and blowing cold wind outside.

Next time it runs away from home, it will come to "encounter" Aunt Octopus.

Half an hour later, in the Qingwa house, Xiaotuanzi's buttocks were slapped.

"Do you still dare to run away from home?"

Xiaotuanzi: "I dare not..."

Winky: Crackling!

Clap clap!Dad spanks harder!

"Do you still dare to run away from home?"

Xiaotuanzi: "I dare not..."

Winky: Crackling!

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao went into battle together, and the two cooperated for the first time in a men's doubles match.

"Do you still dare to run away from home?"

Xiaotuanzi: "I really don't dare!"

Everyone's eyes were on Shining's tail. After a while, Shining's tail didn't stand up, and Xiaotuanzi breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao nodded in satisfaction, and put Xiaotuanzi down from the chair.

The plan to run away from home failed, and Xiaotuanzi still had to live a difficult life of doing homework every day.

For today's homework, teacher Niu left multiple choice questions.

Xiaotuanzi had an idea, and when he was running around, he stretched out his hand and grabbed him.

Doesn't Winky know the truth?

Xiaotuanzi pinched Shining's neck, letting him read his multiple-choice questions.

"Choose a for this question."

Shiny's tail didn't move, which meant that a was right!

Xiaotuanzi immediately wrote "a".

Xiaotuanzi pointed to the second question and said, "Choose a for this question."

Shiny's tail didn't move, and Xiaotuanzi wrote "a" again.

The third question, the fourth question...

The next day, teacher Niuniu collected the homework and saw that Xiaotuanzi had a page full of multiple-choice questions, and the answers to twenty questions were all written with "a".

Teacher Niuniu drew a big red cross mercilessly!

I gave Xiaotuanzi zero points!

Teacher Niuniu severely criticized Xiaotuanzi: "This is not a question of learning ability, but a question of learning attitude."

"You didn't put your heart into this homework at all."

As long as you use a little bit of refreshment, it is impossible to write A for all twenty questions, right?

In the evening, at the request of Teacher Niuniu, Xiaotuanzi took homework home and asked his father to sign it.

He hid his homework book behind his hands.

"Daddy, don't blame me."

"These questions are all made by sister Shining."